Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

On one hand £30 day 1 dlc and a battlepass in a £60 game
Unless we are talking about expansion packs, it's a robbery to ask 30 British pounds for it. First day DLC should not be tolerated. And battle passes? I learned to hate them. It's not a freemium slop for teens on Android, it's a single player action game. There's 0 reason to add it, besides squeezing few drops from customers
 
Unless we are talking about expansion packs, it's a robbery to ask 30 British pounds for it. First day DLC should not be tolerated
Sorry I'm an idiot. I misspoke. It's not dlc. It's a microtransaction in the dlc section of steam. It's literally two weapons (that are probably just skins or very quickly obsolete) and some in game premium currency.
 
Yea being a billionaire must be so dull and boring, anyway I just ate a bowl of peas. I think that's called projecting maybe?
Being Jim Sterling looks like the most painfully dull thing in existence. Imagine being so bored of your successful YouTube channel and unchallenging life that you troon out and lose over 100k subs.
I assume he's talking about Elon like every culture war sped is nowadays.
Most of these people hate Elon because he’s very clearly mentally retarded, yet he’s infinitely more successful than any of them will ever be. It’s really upsetting to people like Jim that this low-functioning aspergic South African man with 20 baby mamas is in a position of power while hundreds of gorillions of heckin’ wholesome trannies get LITERALLY KILLED every day. In reality it’s just really funny.
One of the biggest slop merchants Ubisoft are on the verge of bankruptcy too.
Didn’t Jim used to rail against Ubisoft religiously? Shouldn’t he be happy about this?
 
Didn’t Jim used to rail against Ubisoft religiously? Shouldn’t he be happy about this?
Yes but they're going bankrupt for the wrong reasons. Now if Ubi goes under it means the chuds have won because the didn't want to play as a slow as fuck gay black man in the latest installment in their open world murder sim.
 
Jim is too lazy to do his job not at the last minute, even when it isn't something topical.
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Not sure at first glance why this topic would warrant a delay but whatever:
Also for some reason I thought Xenoblade Chronicles X was re-released a lot sooner than last week
 
Jim is too lazy to do his job not at the last minute, even when it isn't something topical.
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Why the fuck are you still recording parts for the weekly video on the morning of it's release? You have 7 days to shit out 20 minutes of video and you still left part of it for the 7th day? Shouldn't you you know be like editing or something not recording major parts that are apparently vital to it's release? And now he's posted it, where the fuck is the 'lengthier' part of this video? That's not a 'lengthier essays-type one', it's the same fucking length as every other video you've posted for the past 10 years.
 
I swear I tried to watch the new video, but once I realised Jim was trying to pivot to be NakeyJakey all I could think about was how much I'd rather go and rewatch his (much better) videos.
Not the same topic, but about the same length and Jake had me laughing in under 2 minutes while Jim had me wanting to claw my eyes out by the same point because he was doing the stupid Pog Fucker thing again.
 
Not sure at first glance why this topic would warrant a delay but whatever:
Also for some reason I thought Xenoblade Chronicles X was re-released a lot sooner than last week
It's been a few months since I've watched a jim sterling video, he's definitely changing his voice now.

As far as the video... he seems to be complaining because he mis-remembered how the game worked, got told it's always been that way on bluesky, and is now mad at the game instead of his own incompetence or failing memory? All because he just didn't avoid the giant monsters roaming the open world that in his own video appear to be easily avoided?
 
I swear I tried to watch the new video, but once I realised Jim was trying to pivot to be NakeyJakey all I could think about was how much I'd rather go and rewatch his (much better) videos.
Not the same topic, but about the same length and Jake had me laughing in under 2 minutes while Jim had me wanting to claw my eyes out by the same point because he was doing the stupid Pog Fucker thing again.
Both also use self-deprecation. Nakey Jakey jokes about being a college dropout. Jim Jokes about being a depressed omnisexual. Jakey is that weird uncle at the family reunion. Jim is that weird uncle not allowed at the family reunion.
 
This was what the wait was for.
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Pogfucker was Jim's best character "bit", unironically. A hyperbolic satirical embodiment of addiction and mindless consumerism. Says everything it needs to say without having to explain itself, by feverishly fucking pogs and mournfully moaning for ever more pogs. His appearances, like those of the Cornflake Homunculus, were also mercifully brief, if (iirc) somewhat less topical. Compare that to the hardcore duke or whatever the fuck he calls that get-up: a thinly veiled excuse to put on a wig and some makeup, served with a side of pompous ranting that completely misses the point of the topic at hand(usually either "the FUN debate", or "the casual-hardcore inter-demographic slapfight").
The thing with Pogfucker is, Jim IS a "hyperbolic satirical embodiment of addiction and mindless consumerism" by himself, these days. Jim dressing as Pogfucker is redundant, like a kettle putting on blackface before addressing the pot.
 
Didn’t Jim used to rail against Ubisoft religiously? Shouldn’t he be happy about this?
Railing against them is an understatement, I actually stopped watching originally because his channel become the "my insider sources" show, where every week a source who can't be named but I assume sent Jim a bathroom selfie of an employee ID makes another defamatory statement about specific named individuals at Ubisoft being involved in sexual misconduct.

He would try and get everyone to rally against the evils of sexism and abuse in companies with no evidence, no plan of action and 30 minutes of rambling every fucking week.

In a short span about 4 years ago basically back to back we got





And that's just the ones about Ubisoft, every other week it was back to Activision. You can see the gay wrestling shit starting to creep into the videos with his story about sex abuse in wrestling too plopped in the middle of it.
 
Jim admits after his overly long intro (actual video starts at 4 minutes) that he pulled this one out of his ass so I'm not even going to watch it. Its generally not a good idea to admit to people that are paying you that you're doing a half arsed job.
 
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