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Are carrots normally that small? Were they not done growing…? If I pulled that out of the ground I would not post it unless to ask what the heck I did wrong.
There's some varieties of carrots that are really small, like Chantenays. I suspect she got impatient and pulled them a bit early for an instagram post (not entirely sure on the growing seasons in California), I doubt her gardener would have fucked up planting them.
 
There's some varieties of carrots that are really small, like Chantenays. I suspect she got impatient and pulled them a bit early for an instagram post (not entirely sure on the growing seasons in California), I doubt her gardener would have fucked up planting them.
Growing shit in Montecito is insane. I used to live in santa barbara and you just throw whatever you want in the ground wherever you want and it only dies if you throw bleach on it. they have a high of 70 and low of 50 literally year round. They technically have seasons due to outlier days and moisture but it felt like it didn't matter. We'd get avocados and oranges from the trees we neglected in our back yard continuously from march-november. I had a neighbor who would flip the fuck out if the mid day was higher than 80 or lower than 60 at any point in the year.
 
Are carrots normally that small? Were they not done growing…? If I pulled that out of the ground I would not post it unless to ask what the heck I did wrong.
Carrots can be surprisingly difficult to grow, even in the best of circumstances and in otherwise successful gardens. Hard soil will do this, and too much fertilizer too. I would not have shared that picture either, but witness:
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He and his cunt wife have taken on a highly educated lawyer and PhD who has been seasoned by stints working for Meta and other cutthroat organizations. She also founded and runs a life sciences company with her doctor brother.
Her leading statement on the subject is that she's a victim of "misogynoir". You can be the diversity pick of all diversity picks at every university and cutthroat organization you walk into but saying shit like that is a sure fire way to get literally everyone in the room to stop listening to you - which proves she's utterly retarded. I'm more excited because this is the exact type of retarded left-wing, race politics cannibalism Mr and Mrs. Markle need. This mulatto and her ginger monkey needs to be beaten down by a corn-rowed dashiki'ed tribal queen who thinks that you can turn off your period by eating pomegranates or some shit.
 
I don't know if being in the situation Prince Archibald (I will never not be MATI at royals giving their children pet names as their actual legal names) is in is a good thing for an autist or a bad thing for an autist. On the one hand, you're rich enough to afford the best therapy and socializers you can get. On the other hand...you have the mother from hell. I 100% guarantee you if he is revealed to be autistic, Meghan will be parading him in front of every camera to make herself look like a selfless caregiver. He'll be under a microscope regardless. Plus, since his idiot parents have burnt all their bridges with their relatives, he doesn't even have his cousins/uncles/aunts for support. Harry acted out, but he had his brother and grandmother there for support, something that the BPD hag's kids don't have. I think one or both will grow up to resent their parents.
I heard for quite a while that the reason we weren't seeing pictures of Lilibet was because she had Down syndrome. I mean, if she did, they'd certainly have the resources to care for her, but in the meantime, I did see a picture of her, and she does not.

Are carrots normally that small? Were they not done growing…? If I pulled that out of the ground I would not post it unless to ask what the heck I did wrong.
Many breeds of carrots are small like that, and if you grow them at home, they're going to be widely variable in size anyway. Even farm-grown carrots are that way, and the ones that aren't pretty enough to sell at the produce counter are made into canned or frozen carrots.

Signed, someone who's grown carrots for many years.
 
I heard for quite a while that the reason we weren't seeing pictures of Lilibet was because she had Down syndrome. I mean, if she did, they'd certainly have the resources to care for her, but in the meantime, I did see a picture of her, and she does not.
Meghan would never knowingly deliver a disabled child. She would have been eligible for an NIPT due to her age, although all mothers regardless of age are now eligible to take this blood test in the state of CA. The test screens for aneuploidies including Down’s syndrome and disorders of the sex chromosomes and has a false negative rate of ~1/10,000
 
I heard for quite a while that the reason we weren't seeing pictures of Lilibet was because she had Down syndrome. I mean, if she did, they'd certainly have the resources to care for her, but in the meantime, I did see a picture of her, and she does not.
This just underlines what several of us have been saying: Harry and Meghan’s large cohort of detractors includes a fair number of mentally unwell and/or straight up dishonest people.

Piers Morgan has confirmed that Harry cut off all contact with Eugenie, to whom he had remained close, because she and Beatrice were seen hugging Piers Morgan goodbye outside a pub in London. The fact that the York princesses are comfortable socializing with PM suggests they too find Meghan’s supposed “suicidal ideation” story from her first pregnancy to be less than plausible.
 
Crossposting from general British royalty thread: Harry’s camp is alleging Sophie Chandauka is motivated by jealousy of Meghan.

I cannot emphasize how retarded this choice of narrative is.

Harry supposedly authorized his friend Alex Rayner (who went to the North Pole with H) to speak on his behalf regarding the Sentabale controversy. His take? Sophie Chandauka is just jealous of Meghan.

That should help them with this crisis!

It’s behind a paywall so here are some screens:

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Crossposting from general British royalty thread: Harry’s camp is alleging Sophie Chandauka is motivated by jealousy of Meghan.

I cannot emphasize how retarded this choice of narrative is.
Holy shit that is such a bad defense. I was ready to “wait and see” because as much as I enjoy hating on Meghan and Harry, I find the extremely polarized haters tend to go far beyond reason when the facts themselves are funny enough on their own. If this is the best “nuh uh” the Sussex camp can shit out they are totally fucked.

I believe I read that, since the board resigned, the case with the UK charity commission was dropped by default. Is this true? If so, that’s such a shame because discovery was going to be a hoot.
 
Holy shit that is such a bad defense. I was ready to “wait and see” because as much as I enjoy hating on Meghan and Harry, I find the extremely polarized haters tend to go far beyond reason when the facts themselves are funny enough on their own. If this is the best “nuh uh” the Sussex camp can shit out they are totally fucked.
If I was asked to come up with an explanation guaranteed to yield maximum damage to H and M, and maximum lulz for us, I’d choose “Accomplished lawyer and CEO is just jealous that Meghan is a more famous black woman.”

I believe I read that, since the board resigned, the case with the UK charity commission was dropped by default. Is this true? If so, that’s such a shame because discovery was going to be a hoot.
It’s still investigating. Yesterday:

The Charity Commission told syndicated news agency AFP it was "aware of concerns about the governance of Sentebale. We are assessing the issues to determine the appropriate regulatory steps.”
 
What an absolutely baffling move to make this all about Meghan. Reeks of her always telling Harry about what a fucking victim she is. I wonder if she does anything other than guilt trip the simp these days.

All the trustees resigning means one of two things. Either it was a giant fucking boys club corrupt as shit and looking for the exit, or the self styled misoginoir victim is batshit insane and burning the place to the ground. I expect zero gray area if the truth ever gets revealed.
 
Crossposting again from the other thread. I will add that it wouldn’t surprise me if Claudia accepted the chief executive position with the intention to excise the rot Harry and his mates had planted in Sentebale with the way they operated. Women like her keep detailed records at all times. Receipts will be leaked and I can’t wait.

I’ve worked with African-born women like Sophie Chandauka. They are lifelong overachievers who are all business, know their shit, run a tight ship, usually have no husband or kids, and do not suffer fools. They can be cold and ruthless. They really don’t have much patience for stupidity or kissing ass. And yes, in the African NGO space they are all-in on progressive politics and use the lexicon (eg ‘misogynoir’). But they’re not usually in the business of making shit up.

Take the instance of Harry demanding — without having put it on the board meeting agenda or running it past the chair — his friend be voted onto the board with immediate effect. Two of Harry’s mates on the board wasted no time making the motion, seconding it and voting the guy on. That is just not how proper governance works. Sophie described this with Iain Rawlinson sitting next to her, nodding in agreement. Everything she said rings absolutely true and on-brand for Harry.

If Sophie was so batshit crazy, that would have been noticed during her many years on the board. They certainly wouldn’t have moved to make someone they’d experienced as less than solid to be the chief executive.

My money is on her telling the absolute truth. She has probably been showing restraint for now. Harry’s camp coming out with this accusation of envy will likely make her go gloves-off.
 
Someone on X posted this video of Meghan acting like an insecure fifth grader at the polo event where she ordered Sophie Chandauka around. M grabs Delfina Blaquier’s hand and takes an irregularly wide step away. I don’t know if her behavior here is specifically designed to dodge and ignore Sophie, but it sure looks like it.

And in this video, Meghan looks to turn her back on Sophie to exclude her from a photo. This might not be anything, but she doesn’t give a kind vibe to Sophie in any of the footage. Instead she seems to treat her like the help.

Delfina is married to Harry’s polo pal Nacho Figueras. Curiously, she was found to be following the original As Ever (the clothing brand) on IG and was liking their posts right when the conflicting brand names were being discussed. This was at a time when she was (perhaps pointedly) NOT liking Meghan’s or As Ever’s posts. IIRC Delfi also failed to post anything to promote WLM, even though she was on one of the episodes.
 
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Someone on X posted this video of Meghan acting like an insecure fifth grader at the polo event where she ordered Sophie Chandauka around. M grabs Delfina Blaquier’s hand and takes an irregularly wide step away. I don’t know if her behavior here is specifically designed to dodge and ignore Sophie, but it sure looks like it.

And in this video, Meghan looks to turn her back on Sophie to exclude her from a photo. This might not be anything, but she doesn’t give a kind vibe to Sophie in any of the footage. Instead she seems to treat her like the help.

Delfina is married to Harry’s polo pal Nacho Figueras. Curiously, she was found to be following the original As Ever (the clothing brand) on IG and was liking their posts right when the conflicting brand names were being discussed. This was at a time when she was (perhaps pointedly) NOT liking Meghan’s or As Ever’s posts. IIRC Delfi also failed to post anything to promote WLM, even though she was on one of the episodes.
Does anybody in Harry’s life other than Meghan call him “H”? I got the impression Meghan calls him that in a possessive, only-my-nickname-for-you kind of way. I ask because somebody pointed out on /r/dlistedroyals that “Alex Rayner” referred to him as “H” in that quote from the article you shared.

 
Does anybody in Harry’s life other than Meghan call him “H”? I got the impression Meghan calls him that in a possessive, only-my-nickname-for-you kind of way. I ask because somebody pointed out on /r/dlistedroyals that “Alex Rayner” referred to him as “H” in that quote from the article you shared.
I don’t believe so. The way she calls him “my H” is also a bit much. Meghan is always centering herself.

I suspect the Sussex camp will distance themselves from Rayner today. He’s got some “problematic” posts on Instagram and honestly it sounds like he’s grasping for attention with his disclosures. M and H have cast out others for less. If they say he wasn’t authorized to speak for them, I’d believe it.

Not that it matters. The damage will be done regardless.
 
I’m so excited for this. Harry is a complete moron. He and his cunt wife have taken on a highly educated lawyer and PhD who has been seasoned by stints working for Meta and other cutthroat organizations. She also founded and runs a life sciences company with her doctor brother. H and M are simply no match for the woman they were stupid enough to take on.

Yeah this situation is really interesting to me. When I first read about it, I was on Harry and the other Prince's team, because I figured it would take a lot to get them to resign (and I believe a bunch of other people resigned as well, and heck, that is actually a red flag and I do wonder what is up with that). But the more I delve into it as more information comes out, the more I think Team Chandauka is the horse to back.

What a shitshow in any case. It just goes to show that there is literally nothing M&H can't fuck up. Mostly, I think H needs to get his balls out of Meghan's purse.
 
First, I think people give Harry too much of a pass by blaming his shitty behavior on her. He’s got past form as an asshole. Also, if you watch their Netflix tell-all series, Harry comes across as a very nasty piece of work. Some of his facial expressions and turns of phrase betray what a little shit he is. It’s not all her.

Second, Carole Malone’s column in the Express would devastate Harry if he had the guts to read it and the brains to understand it. Some choice quotes:

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How long before investigating eyes turn to Invictus? They were already being pressured to drop Harry. I don’t think they will, but the distraction of his toxic press doesn’t help the organization at all.
 
I am extremely suspicious of anyone claiming racism after the nonsense of 2020 and the Burn Loot Murder worship, but there certainly seems to be some merit to Dr. Sophie Chandauka's claims, though whether it's race, gender, personality or ideals has yet to be proven imo.
Harry and Meghan are certainly embarrassing themselves yet again.

Popcorned Palace on YouTube has some good videos about this mess.
 
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