Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

I don't know if OnionFarms works the same way as Kiwifarms, but I believe that Alex's account has been banned.

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EDIT: Nevermind, his name now pops up, I'm guessing it was a bug.
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@IKOL, since you're a member of OnionFarms, could you tell us if he's been banned? Or maybe @Alex Hogendorp, if you see this can you tell us?

Those were his last messages. CONTEXT: Bear hammer is showing out Alex's new KF pfp and name, he also shows him admitting to being a pedophile

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I like paintings said:
Look what they did to this nigger's profile lmao:
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This was also right after he admitted he was a pedophile also:
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Absolute bullshit what it is. I hate the transformation. Full of lies. Strips me from individuality and I demand it be reverted back.

Social experiments lol

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I like paintings said:


It was all a social experiment just to see how retarded they are, which they really are. I'm still not a pedophile.

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They should at least keep this as the pfp.

MEAN WORDS

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I like paintings said:
A Social Experiment by Alex Hogendorp

1. Observation: people who admit to being pedophiles often suffer negative results.
2. Question: will Alex admitting he is a pedophile have negative results for him?
3. Research: dozens and dozens of pictures of armless children drawn by Alex. Alex's favorite anime movies involve child rape. Alex admitting to masturbating to children.
4. Hypothesis: Alex saying he is a pedophile will not make him gain favor in the community.
5. Experiment: Alex publicly posts confirmation that he is a pedophile. Observe community reaction.
6. Data Analysis: 100% of the community responds negatively to Alex's admission of pedophilia.
7. Conclusion: admitting to being a pedophile has negative results for the person admitting to it. Pedophiles like Alex should kill themselves.

You should kill yourself nigger. Also, tell the bullies on KiwiFarms. I still hate them extremely.

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No. It's not funnier.
Null should change it to this because it annoys him a lot.

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Also, my enemy Joshua Conner Moon is my most hated person.

@bear hammer thinks that @Axiom. is a tranny lol

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I like paintings said:
I am 100% convinced Axiom is a tranny.

Every single thing they say and do gives off the vibe of how a man thinks a woman would respond to something.

Good. Maybe Axiom would be on my side later. And then he won't be an insufferable nigger anymore.

@bear hammer complaining about his KF ban and mad that @Alex Hogendorp got unbanned, and Alex responding to it

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My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.​


I'm just making this thread to bitch and moan about about my ban from KF, because it is genuinely tragic in every sense of the way.
IF YOU DONT CARE, DONT READ IT


Josh banned me from Kiwi Farms because he thinks I am a sock of @thefrogninja. Why does he think this? Because I copy-pasted two of their posts in his PG thread, because it's really funny. I wasn’t part of some Onions Farms gayop, I wasn’t running a retarded agenda, I was just posting purely for reactions.
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I then got this screen two days later:

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I was very confused, why did the mods think I was a sock???? A sock of who?????

There was only one way to get to the bottom of this... I had to email Josh.

The Emails

Now to prefence these emails, I need to give you some quick context. When I was banned, it was in the middle of a shitflinging contest between me and people from the Zoey thread. Zoey herself is not important, all you need to know is that she is known for making a lot of socks, and I assumed maybe the mods thought I was one of them:


Ban Appeal – Wrongfully Accused of Being a Sock Account
Hey Josh, I am reaching out to appeal my ban from the forum, as I believe it was issued under false pretenses. I was banned for allegedly being a sock account of Zoey, which is simply not true. I have no affiliation with her beyond criticizing some people in her thread, and I have always posted as myself.

If there is any way I can verify my identity to clear up this misunderstanding, I am more than willing to comply. I have put a lot of time into contributing to the forum (mostly in Alex Hogendorps thread) and would appreciate the opportunity to continue engaging in discussions.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Pretty sensable email, right? Well, he completely ignored it.

Confused on why he ignored it, I did some digging on his account, and found this post:

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Now thinking I uderstood why Josh had ignored me, I then sent him another email:

I recently found out the actual reason for my ban. I guess you think I was a sock account of an OF user who was talking shit about you. I'm not him.

The reason my posts matched theirs is because I just copied them, not for any deeper reason than just finding it amusing to see how people would react to them, because most people who watch that thread defend you a lot, I don't even really agree with the posts. It wasn’t meant to push any kind of agenda or act as some coordinated effort, I was shitposting. You can even see lidl drip point that out I was copying them.

I'm not really sure how I can really prove this to you, besides I don't know why I would knowingly do that for an account that I spent active time on, or why I would leave that comment on your profile if I hated you.

But if you are insistent on keeping the ban, I guess I will just move on then.

This Email was ignored also


Since then, I’ve:
  • Sent two more emails to Josh trying to explain—ignored.
  • Made an account just to continue posting normally and assumed maybe he wouldn't care since I wasn't causing problems—banned.
  • Made another account just to reply to people giving me advice—banned.
  • Made another account just to post in TTS and appeal properly—banned again.

At first, I thought this was just paranoia about socks. But now I get it—it wasn’t about that at all. The real reason? It was most likely the Kino Casino post that made him the most upset:

  • He took shots at Dick Masterson for following a lolicon account but didn’t mention that Kino Casino protects a pedo donor.
  • He praised DSP for banning a pedo donor but suddenly ignored the issue when his own friends were doing it.
  • That post called him out on the double standard, and instead of addressing it, he just nuked me and pretended I don’t exist.

Meanwhile, he just unbanned Alex Hogendorp (@BittersweetSymphony), a literal open pedophile, and even did it live on the MATI stream:​




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But me? Eternal damnation.


So let’s be real, this isn’t about site rules. It’s about who you piss off. And I guess I pissed off the wrong guy.

Good. You deserve to be banned forever for being a nigger lol. Also. I'm not a pedophile.



What I don’t get is how Josh is out there acting like he’s in a good mood, unbanning people from the soyjak thread, including pedophiles, but somehow, when it comes to me, it’s like he has a personal vendetta. He can casually unban Alex, joke around on streams, and act like everything’s cool, but the second my name comes up, it’s complete radio silence.

Like, what did I do that was so uniquely unforgivable? I shitposted a little, copied some posts, and made a couple of socks only because I was being ignored. Meanwhile, people who have done way worse, actual spergouts, slap fights, threats of litigation—get second chances, no problem.

 
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I finally read what bear got banned for.
@bear hammer
If you're reading this, I think you're being truthful about your circumstances and I honestly feel bad for you being banned because you were mistaken for another user. That being said, taking shots at Josh is incredibly stupid and I don't know what you expected would happen. Did you even stop for a moment to think what kind of argument you're throwing yourself in the middle of before you jumped in? I've noticed you have a habit of charging into a conversation without really looking around before you open your mouth. I wish you luck in getting an appeal accepted.
 
Is that intended to be a JD Delay reference?
JD Delay popularized the whole "pedos get the wood chipper" thing but it's gone viral long ago and pretty much anyone online says it in reference to pedos now. I think I even told Alex to feed himself into a wood chipper on his profile somewhere. That's when I went on his kill list, lol
 
@bear hammer thinks that @Axiom. is a tranny lol
This nigga still won't get over me, lol.

@Axiom are you now magically on Alex's side because of bear faggot's gay fantasy?
I'd rather have bear bottom be on Alex's side tbh, he tries so hard to get his attention that it only seems fair.
 
Alex is currently MATI over his ban from Onion Farms.
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Hey Alex, if everywhere you go you end up banned, shouldn't that tell you something?

Is everyone else the problem? Or could it be..... YOU are the problem and the rest of the world is right?

(I'm gonna drown in rainbows for this post you chomo fuck so you better do some soul searching and then go outside and meet some real people and talk with them, maybe GodBear forfend get a part time job and socialize with coworkers and forget limbless lolis or at least shut the fuck up about them!)
 
I don't think Alex quite understands that he is here forever. His information is here forever. His pedophilia is on display here forever. His "social experiment" admitting to masturbating to children in bondage gear is here forever.

Running to OnionFarms didn't quite work out for him because anyone over there can take a quick look at his info on Kiwifarms and see what happened.

The big brained, high IQ chess move to cry about Kiwifarms bullying you is just going to send more people over here to see why we are saying the things we say. "Why would these assholes just make shit up about this Alex guy... Oh. They didn't make it up. Alex said it himself."

So good luck with that, Alex. Fortunately you won't have to deal with employers finding this information because you are already unemployable and living off welfare.
 
Hey Alex, if everywhere you go you end up banned, shouldn't that tell you something?

Is everyone else the problem? Or could it be..... YOU are the problem and the rest of the world is right?

(I'm gonna drown in rainbows for this post you chomo fuck so you better do some soul searching and then go outside and meet some real people and talk with them, maybe GodBear forfend get a part time job and socialize with coworkers and forget limbless lolis or at least shut the fuck up about them!)
At this point I feel safe in officially diagnosing Alex with Clawshrimpy Syndrome. Symptoms include being into degenerate pedoshit, looking like God spilled a person, and having a massive persecution complex over being kicked off every site they ever visit for being a whiny, retarded, and stupidly belligerent degenerate.
 
Hey Alex, if everywhere you go you end up banned, shouldn't that tell you something?
It tells me that Sonic's Arms Are NOT BLUE!!!! YOU DAMN! MOCKING! BASTARDS!

Oh sorry, wrong lolcow. To be serious though, if he's not willing to take serious, well meaning advice from people then there's really nothing one can do for him.

I do wonder how much his parents know about his internet activities?
 
I do wonder how much his parents know about his internet activities?
He probably vaguely said that bullies on the Internet are harassing him over his anti-Trump views or something.

I'm not willing to poz Stacey Hogendorp's neghole by messaging her LinkedIn or Facebook to give her the dirty details.
 
To be serious though, if he's not willing to take serious, well meaning advice from people then there's really nothing one can do for him.
It's really a shame though, I feel like he gets close to actually taking our advice sometimes in some of his videos where he says he's a degenerate and needs help, but it seems like his brain resets after these videos, and he goes back on a sperging spree.
 
I don't think Alex quite understands that he is here forever. His information is here forever. His pedophilia is on display here forever. His "social experiment" admitting to masturbating to children in bondage gear is here forever.

Running to OnionFarms didn't quite work out for him because anyone over there can take a quick look at his info on Kiwifarms and see what happened.

The big brained, high IQ chess move to cry about Kiwifarms bullying you is just going to send more people over here to see why we are saying the things we say. "Why would these assholes just make shit up about this Alex guy... Oh. They didn't make it up. Alex said it himself."

So good luck with that, Alex. Fortunately you won't have to deal with employers finding this information because you are already unemployable and living off welfare.
I’m sure no one is unemployable. The man lives in Canada, where there are jeet men working manual jobs who could have the most insane and dubious backgrounds. Granted, no one can ever retrieve information on them. I don’t think there’s even much screening. An elderly man with a very interesting past was even praised in parliament :)

Alex, you can do it man. Just avoid the gossipy white-collar jobs where people really want to get to know you.
 
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