Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Nick claims that he will start covering the Karen Read trial, TOMORROW.

I’ll believe it when I see it. He will either pretend he never said this or cry to his locals hugbox with some tragic excuse.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Per the podcast, Nick claims that he will start covering the Karen Read trial, TOMORROW. (Start of the 2nd trial.) Yeah, whatever.

Nick, you have NO IDEA how complicated this case is. I know about 85% about this case and I still get confused. You are not capable, remotely.

Anything juicy is related to the first trial in which several cop-corrupted witnesses embarrassed themselves. Get pregnant mostly-Mormon Dani Ahn Direct on your stream (though it's a bad move for her) so you know what's up.

Karen Read? MORE LIKE KAREN SNEED.

Cause Nick is gonna snort some coke and stick a balldo up his bum instead of streaming.

Also @Potentially Criminal are you excited to go Head to Head against Rekeita?

 

[Strix454]

"How do all these other people get away with degenerate stuff?" ...

Well:

1) They are functional enough as human beings that they can dress their children in clean clothes and feed them properly.
2) They use drugs in private. They don't do livestreams messed up on cocaine and with coke literally on their nose.
3) They pay their bills, they make their house payments, they don't get their house foreclosed on, they pay their speeding tickets and they are able to actually work a real job.
4) Degenerate stuff isn't their entire life. They don't sit around the house 24-7 drunk and doing coke.
5) They are functional adults rather than being middle-aged and entirely dependent on their parents.
6) They avoid parasocial relationships with their audience.
7) They get away with it by being honest about who and what they are. The ones who get away with it tend to not be the ones who pretend to be trad christians while in reality they are degenerates.
They maintain a good separation between their "public" life and their "private" life.
9) If they were going to "swing" with another couple, they would not choose another couple who also live a public life on the internet AND they would not have the other couple stream from their house AND they wouldn't do hot-tub streams with the other couple AND they wouldn't take their swinger buddies to church with them AND they wouldn't lick the face of another man on-stream AND they wouldn't encourage one half of another couple to move in with them.
10) They would have a basic understanding of how drug laws work.

Generally there is a big differences between being a degenerate (sex or drugs), being a public degenerate and being a hypocritical fake trad-christian public degenerate.

There is also a difference between being a degenerate and being an alcoholic/addict. One has self-control. The other does not.

 

[Melty Butter]

Karen Read? MORE LIKE KAREN SNEED.

Cause Nick is gonna snort some coke and stick a balldo up his bum instead of streaming.

Also @Potentially Criminal are you excited to go Head to Head against Rekeita?

I dare you, Nick Rekieta.

LawyerYouKnow and Emily D Baker regularly get 12K live viewers and 50K+ more on rewatch. (And they don't exactly compete. Peter tends to rebroadcast in the evening.)



Nick, sweetheart, you will need to know about alcohol blood results, red cups, cousins upon cousins related to cops, who was sleeping with who and former girlfriends, a teen who boxed (related to the cops) and then threatened witnesses, FBI witnesses who something something know about tail lights but the defense paid them and that's some big federal problem. Oh, and two cops who destroyed their phone history, one on a military base.

Oh, and Karen Read was a respected executive at FIDELITY (made more than you did). Bet you didn't know that. Owned her own home. She's given some pretty good interviews. Have you watched them, Rekieta? Didn't think so. Don't insult us. Please.

 

[Vibralldo]

Karen Read? MORE LIKE KAREN SNEED.

Cause Nick is gonna snort some coke and stick a balldo up his bum instead of streaming.

Also @Potentially Criminal are you excited to go Head to Head against Rekeita?

I'm surprised he's doing trial streams again since he said how much he hated them and was never a law channel

If you're a betting man, whatever Nick says the outcome will be, bet the opposite

(Easy money for PPP)

 

[AltisticRight]

But Nick can't tell teh SToRy because it involves other people. It's their SToRy to tell!

Yeah, I too would love to know from the daughter how she got into Skelly's blow, or if she was being microdosed by her worthless retard birthers.

BMJ will yet again have LOTY 2025 stolen from him.

He will never win that. He's destined to lose it all and he's the most astroturfed lolcow. 2025 will be the year of the RALPHAMALE.
There will be no Kiwi Farms DEI tranny to steal his RIGHTEOUS BURGER KING CROWN.
And there's the Monty stuff due in December. Hang in there skelly. Hit another canister.

Despite all his seethe he can't do one without using his knees.

The bulls at Burning Man Israel agrees.

Who doesn't speak to Nick. One more time: his closest friend doesn't speak to him. And he has no idea why.

The man that's the expert of social cues doesn't understand why even a womanising Black like Drexel doesn't want anything to do with someone whose daughter tested positive for cocaine and/or metabolites at over ten times the cut-off.
Shocking display of social cue awareness.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

If Rekieta somehow wins it 3 times in a row he has to be withdrawn from entry and have an award made specifically based on him.
I'm thinking a golden balldo with his face etched into it.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

why didn't Laid Back Law stream on Friday?

I don't follow hunley that closely, and he streamed with groubert later Friday. But he did share this over the weekend.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

I dare you, Nick Rekieta.

LawyerYouKnow and Emily D Baker regularly get 12K live viewers and 50K+ more on rewatch. (And they don't exactly compete. Peter tends to rebroadcast in the evening.)

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Nick, sweetheart, you will need to know about alcohol blood results, red cups, cousins upon cousins related to cops, who was sleeping with who and former girlfriends, a teen who boxed (related to the cops) and then threatened witnesses, FBI witnesses who something something know about tail lights but the defense paid them and that's some big federal problem. Oh, and two cops who destroyed their phone history, one on a military base.

Oh, and Karen Read was a respected executive at FIDELITY (made more than you did). Bet you didn't know that. Owned her own home. She's given some pretty good interviews. Have you watched them, Rekieta? Didn't think so. Don't insult us. Please.

It may be particularly devastating for him to realize how woefully outclassed he's become as a lawtuber. He was never very good anyway, but there is no chance of him coming back to trial streaming and "winning hearts and minds" impressing people with his expert legal analysis. he has fried his brain and hasn't even kept up with his own CLE, let alone followed the intricacies of a trial as complex as that of Karen Read.

Often, if you're not particularly clever, you can stand out by out-working others and gain enough experience along the way to avoid making the same mistake twice. if you make up in work ethic for what you lack in talent, you can overcome a talent deficiency nad end up successful. sometimes people can even overcome a work ethic deficiency if they have enough talent to just shit gold bricks with minimal effort, although this is much rarer. nick has neither talent nor a work ethic and has made it his project to destroy his brain and has no hope of covering trials even competently (let alone as well as his competitors) whatsoever.

also, he is a CUCK, a LOSER, and a FAGGOT.

 

[AltisticRight]

I don't follow hunley that closely, and he streamed with groubert later Friday. But he did share this over the weekend.
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So he wore that gross tank top for more than 2 days now? Smelly. Smelly skelly.

 

[Vibralldo]

So he wore that gross tank top for more than 2 days now? Smelly. Smelly skelly.

If he doesn't see it as a big deal then it explains why he never felt concerned his kids wore the same clothes for weeks at a time

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Per the podcast, Nick claims that he will start covering the Karen Read trial, TOMORROW. (Start of the 2nd trial.) Yeah, whatever.

It's jury selection starting tomorrow. It's going to take WEEKS and will be done individually, IIRC. Not a whole lot to cover. lol

Also @Potentially Criminal are you excited to go Head to Head against Rekeita?

I guess, since it's not like we're competing with EDB or Tragos.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

So he wore that gross tank top for more than 2 days now? Smelly. Smelly skelly.

It's ok, fren. Juju let Nick wear the cow outfit all weekend. That beater only has a normal amount of spilled bourbon smell on it.

 

[Folgers Can]

4. Friends. He has no friends. He's never had any friends. Whether it's his inability to pick up on social cues or his constant lying to everyone, the closer people get to him, the further away they want him.

Case in point, he's so thoroughly alienated any potential IRL friends that he can't even go into town for a fun night of karaoke without random kitchen staff reporting in to Aaron in real-time about Nick making a fool of himself to a Willmar VFW hall full of scandi prudes that would by now want nothing to do with him:

49:44 ...doorman with five 49:53 bucks oh I don't believe you doorman says no no joke Rekieta is in the bar I work at 49:58 right now butchering freefalling really I thought he was in uh LA doing the Dick Masterson stuff he's 50:06 back home so he's butchering freefalling oh boy that's weird because he can kind he 50:12 can sing a little bit but then again I guess if you do enough drugs and 50:20 it [ __ ] up your voice and it [ __ ] up your brain maybe that can go usually he can usually sing a little bit he not a 50:26 bad singer... 51:20 ...god damn 51:28 well you know doorman throw us a little something else um it's and and let us 51:36 know um oh God I'm getting all kinds of stuff now um are you sure he's butchering it 51:45 that's unfortunate because that means that he he's really [ __ ] up because uh you would think that 51:53 he'd you know they got a karaoke night in his area that's going on right 51:59 now that's too bad if he can't sing anymore just another thing taken away that he loves like 52:06 cocaine... 1:00:03 that uh five bucks with doorman says I'll stay after I'm done just get some video 1:00:10 on the Toe Boy page it's in Wilmer can't believe I didn't fall in love with him 1:00:16 oh he says new boot goofin oh man is he drinking like is he 1:00:22 um is he getting the last few cocktails and Drugs in before the probation 1:00:27 doorman let us know give us uh give us the deets apparently uh Nick's out 1:00:33 drinking and doing karaoke on a Monday at the bar that doorman works 1:00:39 at oh just uh you know when I when I have a drinking problem or I have a drug 1:00:45 problem and I'm about to go on probation for five years I I don't try to quit or I don't try to get treatment for it or 1:00:51 anything I I just try to slam them as fast as I can until April 18th that's 1:00:56 what I do I just I just pound those drinks as quickly as possible well there 1:01:02 you go on the ground reporting from doorman yikes that is a rough one 1:01:11 pounding the drinks butchering free Fallen is that what he said and uh just getting 1:01:17 hammered oh well no we can't confirm getting hammered yet Dorman's going to Dorman will get back to us in a little 1:01:23 bit with getting hammered look at us uh I'm TM zumach all of a sudden I've got 1:01:30 Insider sources uh 150 away from tonight thank you guys very much keep going 1:01:36 let's do it yeah there is a place that uh I think at 6 o'clock in the evening 1:01:41 out there in central Minnesota has a karaoke night it's a VFW um yeah that's the that's the place 1:01:48 that I know has karaoke on Monday nights is the Wilmer VFW starting at 6 o'clock 1:01:53 hey you got to get those [ __ ] enders in you only got what 19 days I mean 1:01:58 Forget You Know It that it's a Monday night and you've got five children I mean uh you got to get all that boozing 1:02:04 in because you don't have a problem oh it's sad it's really [ __ ] 1:02:11 pathetic uh did you guys hear the latest on uh oh no Ryan the garbage man is 1:02:18 pissed he said has Rada soiled my beloved Wilmer 1:02:24 VFW y boy green caps lock with becoming a member 1:02:29 for one month says only interesting news about Rada lately well I think he's trying to get the last day you know last 1:02:35 days at the lodge in for the old uh for whatever drugs you can still get your 1:02:41 hands on and whatever boozing you can still do got to get that in before the 1:02:47 uh before that evil government comes and punishes him for just being so [ __ ] 1:02:53 cool who's believing that [ __ ] ohh they're saying he's stinking up the 1:02:58 place oh good lord all right thank you guys very much

[Timestamp]



Just to set the scene a bit more vividly, here's a random sampling of the sorts of regulars Nick was mingling with tonight:


[FB]

Is Nick really so blind to social cues as to imagine that this sort of crowd would ever have any patience for his next-level faggotry? Or does it just stroke his humiliation fetish to intentionally be "that guy" everyone is snickering at behind his back to his face? If he really was jonesing so hard for a Monday-night karaoke fix, then he should have just swung by The Saloon on the way back from the airport to enjoy the company of more like-minded individuals.

 

[Melty Butter]

Just to set the scene a bit more vividly, here's a random sampling of the sorts of regulars Nick was mingling with tonight:

"But it did get worse."

Doorman, thank you for your service x2 (if you served).

 

[3MMA]

Funniest thing about the hot-tip that bouncer called in to Aaron is that you just know Nick relates deeply to “free fallin.” Bet he looks at Kayla as he sings, “and I’m freeee, free fasaaaalling’” with a homosexual glimmer in his eye, shaking his noodle arms in his current favorite cuck tank, thinking he’s so cool. She cringes a little internally, just smiles & bears the humiliation. The recently ordered, special edition, Star Trek, boxed set arrived so she knows she’ll be just fine for the next few days. If only Nick would wrap it up, she’d at least like to get back home before her parents put all the kids to bed. Hasn’t Nick had enough yet, after their very long weekend of cocaine & cow suits?

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Wait wait wait… we’ve overlooked something important.




There is a fucking meat raffle going on at the same time.

Insert joke here about either a) Nick the proverbial cow going to the VFW to be slaughtered or b) something something Nick is gay. Either one works.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So Nick flew all the way to LA for one or two days? That’s strange.

 

[Folgers Can]

"But it did get worse."

You joke, but I 100% wouldn't put it past Nick to trounce in there tomorrow and make a big scene trying to get Doorchad fired for this, which would make it even funnier when his bosses have heard enough goss around town about the weird cuck cult leader to know to dunk on him even more than Doorchad did, and remember to get it on video next time.

x2 (if you served)

x3 if this particular member of the Toe Boys' Kandiyohi Chapter is the same one we've encountered before, known to strike fear in the hearts of balldowashers near and far:

 

[AltisticRight]

It is with heavy hearts that I announce the passing of our dear colleague, friend and farmer, Officer Joshua Moonsun.
However, in his will, he left me a USB stick, a folder titled "Spicer bodycam.zip" was nested within.
Upon opening the archive, I was presented with irrefutable evidence of the grandest conspiracy to ever happen in Kandiyohi county.

The courts and the police were in cahoots to persecute local libertarian and anti-statist activist Nicholas Rekieta. His rally against mandatory vaccination has caused the stock prices of Pfizer to drop by 300%. Investors at Black Rock Capital solicited the services of a Kiwi Farms user, known to sell sock accounts for $100 to push narratives. With the help of his legion of socks, Nicholas Rekieta's discussion reached over 8000 pages. Subsequently, he was also crowned Lolcow of the Year, twice, taking it from the best lolcow to ever live -- Austin Jack. This was all an underhanded deal to fix the polls so Black Rock can recoup some of their investment losses. Needless to say, the Jewish entity was satisfied with the fix.

Regardless, the footage clearly shows one of the newly hired officers deliberately smearing benzoylecgonine into the hair of Nicholas Rekieta's daughter. This officer was a DEI hire by the name of Deric Nody July.
Laboratory grade pure benzoylecgonine was synthesised by the local sheriff at a Denny's. They used scenes from failed comic book ISOM to learn of the process.
His crimes caused the high metabolite readout results. This was all an inside job.

Interesting new matter of public record attached.

Spoiler: Bodycam footage

The video files were too large, in excess of 4.1TB. I have uploaded it to YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ