Manosphere Braden Peters / Clavicular / ylrevn - Moderator on looksmaxing.org, roid rat, takes out loans for cosmetic surgery, can't talk to women without doping, DIY surgeon

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

You missed this archive (although it’s a very minor complaint)

Fixed, ty.

 

[gagabobo1997]

great thread OP keep up the good work. this guy seems like a bit of a homo

 

[NoReturn]

You might recognize Clavicular from this meme(a) that went around on Twitter a while back:

@Clavicular you should know that the anons who made this on /pol/ took two tries because the expressions in the first one turned out too happy.

 

[AMHOLIO]

great thread OP keep up the good work. this guy seems like a bit of a homo

A bit?

If this thread makes it out of prospering grounds, I'm wondering where it will go. Lolcow general? Internet tough guy for his itty bitty ego? Internet Famous for his 60k tiktok and attentionwhoring? Booty Porlor so the gorls rip him to shreds? I'm getting ahead of the thread though, there's more to discover about him yet.

 

[Axiom.]

Another slapfight turned halal, feels amazing man.
I should've been in the original thread longer.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

That was so fucking funny. He just wanted some cute pics of you in your temple garments.


I know I mentioned this in the thread, I think it might be important to talk about how he is basically killing himself by taking accutane unmanaged by a doctor in combination with these other drugs. I'm not exaggerating. Organ damage is likely, but it could also literally kill him by increasing pressure inside his brain.

Yeah, I kinda stayed away from medical stuff because I have no Idea what I'm talking about when it comes to that. "Steroids bad" is pretty much the extent of my knowledge. I'll add that article in under what he's taking, though. Also, if any Kiwi medfags want to weigh in on just how fucked he is, it would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Hitchhiker]

Yeah, I kinda stayed away from medical stuff because I have no Idea what I'm talking about when it comes to that. "Steroids bad" is pretty much the extent of my knowledge. I'll add that article in under what he's taking, though. Also, if any Kiwi medfags want to weigh in on just how fucked he is, it would be greatly appreciated.

We could ask @Otterly . She's pretty smart.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

So, I started looking at all-boys' schools in NJ- any decent camera whore probably jumped in front of the camera a time or two.

Impossible mission. They all look alike. Look at this:


They literally put the one Black guy in the front row center, there are like four blondes sprinkled around, and there's one ginger - and 99% 95% of everyone else is white guy, dark hair, many broccoli.

There's no way I'm going to try to sort through a site full of all the same guy.

The school the pic from is a nice school (Delbarton) - maybe too nice. Lovely campus, tons of clubs, though none about looksmaxxing :-((((.

However: Lots of grads headed to "not Harvard or the top Ivies" (ahem). #1 was Villanova, interestingly (which is very not an Ivy, but it was someone's guess bc he was wearing a Villanova hat in some picture, other guess was Cornell, which also has a strong representation in their stats; but those choices might be the tail wagging the dog at this point).

And then again, highly possible he's full of shit about all of it*, so I'm not spending more time on it.

* His stories seem fairly improbable, but then again so does his obsession with looksmaxxing - though if he's faking that part, he's stuck with the bit long enough that it might as well be real.

Took a glance at a couple other boys' prep schools in Jersey, but same "same guy" problem.

But it does appear that no Braden won an award at graduation last year. Guess that explains being waitlisted. :-'(

And lol, I think this guy had an unfair advantage: "For achievement in Italian [...] the Delbarton Medal and an additional award were presented to FRANCESCO PONTORIERO. "

 

[Doktor Grimm]

@Guns of the Gaytriots Big fan of the writeup, btw. If I were to add anything it'd be a paragraph summary at the beginning of the OP detailing his most significant accomplishments for new readers. Something like:

"Clavicular (real name allegedly 'Braden') is a serial roider, painting enthusiast, and ""ascended"" looksmax.org moderator from New Jersey who brought himself to the attention of Kiwi Farms after posting his physique pics in the Bad Plastic Surgery thread in an attempt to score e-poon. At the tender age of nineteen, he has acquired two DUI charges, chugged steroids to the point of being unable to produce testosterone, and been expelled from an Ivy League college for plotting to set up a Botox clinic in his dorm, ostensibly for the purpose of attracting women.

Clav is obsessed with his appearance to a degree that would make Patrick Bateman blush. Funded by a combination of grossly irresponsible loans and selling looksmax courses to teenagers, he has dumped tens of thousands of dollars into cosmetic procedures with names like "lateral canthoplasty" and "plasma fibrosis". Many of his methods, however, are of the do-it-yourself variety -- these include such esoteric techniques as bonesmashing (the act of hammering oneself in the face to make the bones grow bigger), dick-ups (lifting hand towels with one's penis in order to improve erectile strength & girth), and drawing on facial hair with eyebrow pencil (because "girls love a dad").

After being kicked out of his parents' house, Clav now resides with his grandmother and her dog, whom he takes pictures with in order to improve his "neurotypical halo". He is a self-described sociopath who pretends to engage in fake hobbies on his Tinder profile in an attempt to appeal to women, so that he might be able to pump-and-dump them and jerk off to their sex tapes. He threatens to "unzip his cock" on people who tease him online.

There is an idea of a Clavicular. Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real him. Only an entity; something illusory. And though he can hide his high trust expression... and you can follow his TikTok and feel his jawline mogging yours... and maybe you can even sense your midface ratio is probably comparable, he simply is not there."

Make sure you list his socials at the bottom, too.

There's no way I'm going to try to sort through a site full of all the same guy.

looking for a white guy named "Braden" at an all-boys school in New Jersey:

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

After being kicked out of his parents' house

I can't believe I forgot to add that part!

 

[Internet Wizard]

@Clavicular , you could have avoided this entire situation if you stopped posting after you originally posted your selfies on the plastic surgery thread.

Exactly why I made the mass debates thread. Give their ego an inch and they'll take you a mile
I'm still not over how he posed with his grandma's dog while openly saying to us that he doesn't give a fuck about it and just used it for "female appeal" fundamentally brain broken individual here

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Been a while since someone got halal'd and I'm all in for it. Godspeed.

If you mean proper Halal thread, Alex Hogendorp got one about a month ago, and it's already out of PG.
If you mean halaled users, we get at least one every week in the Hall of Shame.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Clavicular (real name allegedly 'Braden') is a serial roider, painting enthusiast, and ""ascended"" looksmax.org moderator from New Jersey who brought himself to the attention of Kiwi Farms after posting his physique pics in the Bad Plastic Surgery thread in an attempt to score e-poon. At the tender age of nineteen, he has acquired two DUI charges, chugged steroids to the point of being unable to produce testosterone, and been expelled from an Ivy League college for plotting to set up a Botox clinic in his dorm, ostensibly for the purpose of attracting women.

An excellent summary. I made a few edits and added it. Ty.

 

[Doktor Grimm]

An excellent summary. I made a few edits and added it. Ty.

Oh it's only one DUI. My b.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

One OFFICIAL DUI. The car crash he claims was because he was nodding off while coming home from work, and I wouldn't be surprised if that was also from drugs/alcohol.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

I see. I... ejaculate into them without their consent, and with no intention to father the child.

Problem is can he even conceive a child ?? He can't produce testosterone already, popping enough drug to kill an elephant and more hormones than any tranny in stinkditch. Look at the bright side guys our boy might be infertile.

 

[Stoner Miko]

Excellent thread @Guns of the Gaytriots, thanks for exposing the whole site to his antics.
@Clavicular Get halal'd lol

 

[Diggus Bickus]

If you mean halaled users, we get at least one every week in the Hall of Shame.

Hall of shame doesn't count to be honest. A proper halal is a full thread with admin permission. Hall of Shame is just pointing at the retard.

 

[DickMain]

We could ask @Otterly . She's pretty smart.

'She'? Uh oh, news to me. Better lock up the DM's before our boy gets after that.

Or, you know, don't since he's done nothing here but thirst for cock.

 

[Otterly]

'She'? Uh oh, news to me.

Sorry to disappoint!
…also scientist not medic, and this is not medical advice
Is this kid over eighteen for starters? This is an adult website and minors should log off immediately and do their homework and chores. Oh wait 19. OK
Steroids are a broad church, but in general all are powerful drugs. Minoxidil is the hair loss stuff, daft to take that so young, and it can lead to heart rhythm issues. Accutane is just retinoids mainly for acne. Anavar - that’s oxandrolone? Silly silly silly.
Look, at 19 your should be making so much of your own testosterone that you’re in the ‘do dumb shit’ part of your life. Taking exogenous T substitutes is a very bad idea - oxandrolone will mess up blood lipids and liver, your metabolism will be completely wrecked. Stop it. You’re nineteen, you dont need any of this stuff.
I’ll say what I said to this guy on the other thread: that he’s a budgie pecking a mirror and that we will enjoy the inevitable Troon out.

You’re already on the path, mate. If you’re the human equivalent of a budgie pecking the mirror of the internet for ‘who’s a pretty boy then?’ Updoots, you are already one foot on the slippery slope that ends up in spinny dresses and a ‘ditch. The potent combination of narcissism, need for internet validation, and coom based behaviours is what’s used to train men into trannyism. It’s a direct pipeline.
You’re already halfway there. Do come and tell us how it goes.

You’re nineteen. So so young, whole life ahead of you. Quit the drugs, go to church, or do some real self reflection and lift some weights. Get yourself a job that involves serious physical work like dry stone walling or path renovation in the national parks. And for goodness sake get a liver function test and your blood lipids done and stop shooting up oxandrolone. You’re nineteen, ffs.