Does everyone here already know that old joke about the isolated lumberjacks that have a magic tree that feels really good to fuck? And one day the new guy tries fucking the tree but it doesn't feel nearly as good anymore, so he asks the other guys what the problem is, and they're like "it's your turn inside the tree." ?
Listen, I feel sympathy for treecels, it's not their fault that they were planted so far away from all the lady trees and therefore are having some kind of tree sausagefest just drowning in their own jizz with no hope of ever having a fruit. Maybe they could try finding a nice tree lady on a tree dating app. There's one I heard about called "Timber".
I have put up with a lot of your nonsense without any fuss for years.
Just saw an Oak girl with an Evergreen guy. The forest has fallen...
This is pasta, though I have no immediate proof. It's a classic from roughly around Trump's first term, 2017ish. 4plebs archive shows a Jan '24 posting, and Streamable has a clip from 2022. Love it regardless, the jeet menace has been creeping for a long time.
Trees, at least those big ones you see are sporophytes. They don’t have a sex so you can calm your femcel ass down and stop finding yet another fantasy.
at least she's sorry
I thought the horde of zombies surrounding him were all fans until I realized hes in China. Chinks love snapping photos of blacks they see in the wild, they're a novelty to them. He's like a zoo animal. A e-famous nigger showing up is a even bigger rarity, hes practically their melinated version of Bigfoot just waiting to be photographed while schukin' and jivin' his way across China
