Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[AnOminous]

Fibromyalgia is a real disease, my mother has had it for years.

The possibility of Lucas having it is something completely different and something I do not believe at all.

No it isn't, not even doctors call it a "disease." It's a disorder, and it's a catch-all category for various claims of musculoskeletal pain. It basically means they don't know why.

There are definitely people who have some condition, legitimately, that causes this kind of pain, but there's a reason it's called a "garbage can diagnosis" and that's because of liars like keffals.

It's something they call your disorder when they can't figure out why you have it.

It is not, however, a "disease." A disease is something with an actual definition and a real diagnosis.

NOT dissing your mom. Old people and people who have been in car accidents and the like often end up with these endless pain conditions and they aren't lying.

Keffals is though.

 

[LongDayAgain]

Could this dude even get a real job at this point that wasn’t working in McDonald’s? Nothing wrong with working at McDonald’s, I did it myself for a few years, but I don’t even know if this dude would be capable of that. It’s a fast-paced job where you have to deal with low IQ retards all day.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Could this dude even get a real job at this point that wasn’t working in McDonald’s? Nothing wrong with working at McDonald’s, I did it myself for a few years, but I don’t even know if this dude would be capable of that. It’s a fast-paced job where you have to deal with low IQ retards all day.

Low IQ retards
Sounds just right for him
Taking orders at the drive through would torture for the customers however.

"So ..................... do you................. uh.............. Want a ................. drink............................ with that?"

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

How does Keffals have fans? Are they all just chasers and gooners with low standards?

 

[LongDayAgain]

How does Keffals have fans? Are they all just chasers and gooners with low standards?

Chasers only stick around as long as there’s a cock involved. Nobody wants to fuck the stinkditch.

 

[DickMain]

Oh, great he's probably been getting off to this thread the entire time.

I don't believe these are a real thing, and I think the people who say they have things like this don't even realize what words are falling out of their mouths. Take an inflation fetishist as an example; I'm pretty confident that if you took 9/10 of them and shoved a bike pump up their asses they'd be having second thoughts after a second or two.

'Humiliation' fetishes are the same. We've seen plenty of things that Lucas and people like him have found so embarrassing and incriminating that they try to wipe it all and go "nuh uh didn't happen". People here wouldn't have to take pains to archive it if that weren't the case, and Lucas would be giving us detailed minute to minute play-by-plays on the consistency and quantity of loads he was blowing to his thread if it were.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Honestly, I wonder how much of the hate he claims to have received actually happened.

I think it happens as much as he claims, but you have to filter it through Keffal's perception where anyone pointing out his flaws, lies, crimes etc is hate instead of documented facts.

No it isn't, not even doctors call it a "disease." It's a disorder, and it's a catch-all category for various claims of musculoskeletal pain.

I have a couple friends who claim to have the fibruh and they regularly post 'awareness' shit like this:

I don't know about you, but almost all these just sound like the symptoms of being over the age of 30 to me.

 

[LongDayAgain]

Low IQ retards
Sounds just right for him
Taking orders at the drive through would torture for the customers however.

"So ..................... do you................. uh.............. Want a ................. drink............................ with that?"

“Lucas, who told you you could take dilation breaks?”

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

No it isn't, not even doctors call it a "disease." It's a disorder, and it's a catch-all category for various claims of musculoskeletal pain. It basically means they don't know why.

Yup. I will say that in my experience you either have malingerers or people who later develop rheumatism.
It rarely fails to put people in those two categories.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Could this dude even get a real job at this point that wasn’t working in McDonald’s? Nothing wrong with working at McDonald’s, I did it myself for a few years, but I don’t even know if this dude would be capable of that. It’s a fast-paced job where you have to deal with low IQ retards all day.

"Muh chronic pain i brought to myself!"

 

[lrresistable]

Long time.

Hows my favorite Gigatroon?

are ya winnin' son?

 

[Something Awful]

I have a couple friends who claim to have the fibruh and they regularly post 'awareness' shit like this:
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I don't know about you, but almost all these just sound like the symptoms of being over the age of 30 to me.

"Fibro frog".

Lucas broke Linux or something.



This is the part of the Keffals cycle where he's done with drama for good, for real this time guys!

 

[Captain Retard]

"Fibro frog".

Lucas broke Linux or something.

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This is the part of the Keffals cycle where he's done with drama for good, for real this time guys!

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How is Keffals supposed to uplift anyone?
Keffals has refused to acknowledge that GFM was wasted.
Keffals makes pathetic streams and leeches social pariah's who have parasocial relationship with the aforementioned leech.
So no, Keffals you can't work towards uplifting anyone. Stop kidding yourself or your fans and admit that you want to leech your fanbase for as long as you can

 

[Moist Boys]

Lucas broke Linux or something.

Newfag Ubuntu problems. Keffals hardly "learned Linux".

 

[Oliver Onions]

I know Null has a lot on his plate right now, but maybe he could spare a moment to take Lucas under his wing and have a group cope session about the trials of using Linux.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

"Fibro frog".

Lucas broke Linux or something.

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with like $100K of ebeg, he could and should have a media computer separate from his personal gaming compy

This is the part of the Keffals cycle where he's done with drama for good, for real this time guys!

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hold up - KF creates a lot of content, K-dog has totes shit-talked the farms on stream
I haven't gotten MY reach out
or even a reach around for that mateer

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Well I sure hope Null appreciates Lucas reaching out and apologizing for trying to ruin his life and laughing about it shit talking him. I want to see some gratefulness and grace in these trying times!

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

Humiliation' fetishes are the same. We've seen plenty of things that Lucas and people like him have found so embarrassing and incriminating that they try to wipe it all and go "nuh uh didn't happen". People here wouldn't have to take pains to archive it if that weren't the case, and Lucas would be giving us detailed minute to minute play-by-plays on the consistency and quantity of loads he was blowing to his thread if it were.

I follow your logic but fetishes can be extremely specific. So you can assume they want to be humiliated in a specific way as opposed to generally being humiliated. Also consider that they wouldn't be humiliated by something unless people knew about it. If nobody knows then there'es no humiliation. Kinda like the poopsquatch is turned on by showing people his shit in diapers.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Something I meant to bring up but keep getting distracted by Keffals being an embarrassment: he claimed on one of his comeback streams that his reason for starting the BDSM online store is because there's currently nowhere on the Internet to buy that stuff.

It's with great pleasure that I admit I don't know enough about BDSM fetish items that I can confirm or deny this claim, but given the wretched hive of gooning and degeneracy the modern Internet has devolved into surely this can't be true, can it?

 

[Got Milk!]

Something I meant to bring up but keep getting distracted by Keffals being an embarrassment: he claimed on one of his comeback streams that his reason for starting the BDSM online store is because there's currently nowhere on the Internet to buy that stuff.

It's with great pleasure that I admit I don't know enough about BDSM fetish items that I can confirm or deny this claim, but given the wretched hive of gooning and degeneracy the modern Internet has devolved into surely this can't be true, can it?

My understanding is it's basically Etsy but for this market. Sure you can buy all that shit online but apparently not custom made or customized by some other fucking weirdo. That's the niche