The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[Vibromatic Heart Bed]

The only Americans left are my team, which was off doing a special project and thus avoided the layoffs, and it's looking like... I can't even tell. Maybe 3-5 Americans that just avoided the purge. Everyone else is gone. They fired all the staff that were making good money in the American side but whoops those were the staff that had been here for 5-10 years and were holding the projects together.

Hate to say it but... the only solution is for every last American to quit/move on. The company has made their poo bed, and now it's time to lay in it.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Ohhhhh watch out, he's the most powerful Indian of 2024.

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>Internship at Doordash
>Internship at Coinbase
>Benched 130

He made no money working for Doordash or Coinbase and finally managed to bench what a 13yo girl could bench.
This is a parody. This has to be a parody.

 

[Crispy Jakes]

finally managed to bench what a 13yo girl could bench.
This is a parody. This has to be a parody.

I'm too lazy to do the photoshop, so please imagine I posted the Simpsons screenshot of the bus driver saying "don't make me tap the sign", with the sign photoshopped to be the grip strength chart comparing Indians against humans.

 

[Sooty Soot]

Lol should I want to see this vantablack warfare? Shiieeeeettt.

 

[Jesters]

We should be able to fire jeets if they don't meet expectations. Preferably out of cannons strapped to the company roof. Decomposing bodies are great for crop yields, I've heard.

 

[The Foxtrot]

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I could have done a better job of this when I was 16! Niggers really can't fight if it's not a gang of them ambushing a lone dude in an alley, can they?

We should be able to fire jeets if they don't meet expectations. Preferably out of cannons strapped to the company roof. Decomposing bodies are great for crop yields, I've heard.

Or just cut their damn throats and toss them into Davy Jones' Locker.

 

[PC LOAD LETTER]

I've been lucky enough to not have to deal with Jeets in the workplace so far, but the other day I received your typical phishing scam email wanting me to wire a few thousand grand to some overseas account. His name, though?

SAARAS SHART

You can't make this shit (ha) up.

 

[The Crack Spiders Bitch]

Decomposing bodies are great for crop yields, I've heard.

Yeah I wouldn't eat anything grown from jeetified soil.

Biofuel for cars maybe?

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

Kilograms, right?

 

[Montana]

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I'm legit excited for the future race war between 'nogs and 'jeets. The gene pool gets cleansed, we get some awesome gore videos, a whole lot of laughs. Are there any downsides?

 

[Statix_Shark]

I'm legit excited for the future race war between 'nogs and 'jeets. The gene pool gets cleansed, we get some awesome gore videos, a whole lot of laughs. Are there any downsides?

The whining from bleeding hearts will assault our ears/screens.

 

[Sheikh]

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So this…is the power of BBC? I. kneel…

 

[Monolith]

Video of Jeeta committing suicide:

That's the weirdest looking train I've ever seen.

 

[regalterry]

CEO is now a Jeet.
All directors are Jeets
All middle managers are Jeets

How does this even happen? Who allowed the jeet takeover?

Logically, there must have been some gullible dumbfuck in the company that hired on Jeet Prime, who then started bringing in more jeets, until the whole organization was subsumed by the fecal biomass.

Organizations need to start studying how the jeetification happens and take measures to prevent it.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Let me guess, one of those metrics is response times and they constantly choose to not respond to tickets that either slightly difficult (i.e. require reading more than a single sentence) or might take a bit of work to resolve? That's another Jeet classic. I guarantee you'll either see it never improve, or they will suddenly "improve" on that problem but you'll discover the following month they did so by closing those tickets unresolved instead.

You got it in one, yes. One of the clients that I've explicitly been brought back to save because I have a good relationship with them has told their internal teams to stop contacting us and just contact the client's internal escalations team directly, because they know we're too stupid to do even the most basic of helpdesk work. One trick the jeets discovered is "aux code hopping" -- setting their VOIP system to queue up a project code so that the system cannot send them additional work. So they get 1 thing to do then sit on it for most of the day when they SHOULD be handing that off after 10 minutes if they can't solve it and multitasking. But we can't fix this because 1. They fired all the Americans who knew the VOIP system and 2. the Jeets explicitly WANT the Jeets doing this (even tho it fucks over the company) because Jeets gotta Jeet.

We should be able to fire jeets if they don't meet expectations. Preferably out of cannons strapped to the company roof. Decomposing bodies are great for crop yields, I've heard.

Jeets are 80% cow dung by volume so this COULD be good but I imagine the prion diseases they'd spread into actual human beings would be lethal.

How does this even happen? Who allowed the jeet takeover?

Logically, there must have been some gullible dumbfuck in the company that hired on Jeet Prime, who then started bringing in more jeets, until the whole organization was subsumed by the fecal biomass.

Organizations need to start studying how the jeetification happens and take measures to prevent it.

It's the same story this place as every other place.

1. Some middle manager outsources to a H-1B farm or Jeet nest because they promise the fucking world (they lie) while working for sub-sweatshop pay.
2. Once they have a Jeet team or two they need a Brahmin master to run them because of their retarded caste system (and because the Jeets won't listen to an American manager and often don't really speak English)
3. The brahmin tard wrangler will constantly cover up for the jeets' shortcomings, while stealing credit from American staff and teams, making it look like the Jeets are working out and a good value.
4. The brahmin will push for more untouchable slaves to work under him, since it makes his 3" dick hard. Bonus that many of them will be forced to pay him kickbacks or be fired. Since they don't actually have any standards, they can always be replaced.
5. Eventually the jeets will convince the company to do something terminal, like bring on Jeet HR, or Jeet Project directors, people with decision making power.
6. Jeets hire Jeets and fire non-Jeets, and once the Jeets can make decisions at the company, no matter how minor, they always, ALWAYS, choose to bring in their countrymen and fire everyone else.

Over time this Jeetification allows them to replace ever more senior employees due to corruption, nepotism, et cetera. In terminal cases it hits the C Suite and the company dies. Even if it doesn't hit the C Suit it often replaces mission critical tech roles (coding being the most common one) and eventually, being a parasite not a symbiote, the Jeet fires or drives away too many Americans and the host suddenly can no longer perform basic functions required for life. In tech, this often is the helpdesk suddenly hitting a point that absolutely nothing can be fixed because the last white guy was laid off, or code that is so bad that it simply doesn't work and the white guys aren't around anymore to work 80hrs/week redoing it, or senior IT processes like System Administration or IT Security suddenly being unable to function.

For example, part of this mandatory training? They told the Jeets if they don't understand what someone is asking, to paste it into ChatGPT or Gemini and ask the LLM to explain in simple terms what the person is asking and find a solution. My only solace is that the company is actively working on making a tech support LLM, which will eventually fuck over the Jeets (provided they don't integrate themselves in the process ensuring eternal free paychecks).

 

[SIMIΔN]

That's the issue with anti-racism, the proportion of good to bad doesn't matter, it just takes one bad Indian to open the door to other bad Indians and the company is destroyed. A talented and honest Indian is one person, but one bad one can quickly become a hundred, who'd take that risk?

If only this was true. Indians getting loaded on trains and taken away from the cities

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

Here is Niraj Rai, somebody employed by the Indian government at the "Birbal Sahni Institute of Palaeosciences" in their aDNA lab, threatening a poster with criminal charges for posting unpublished aDNA results (poster later deleted):



What he posted? Results showing aDNA results of somebody with 80% Sinthasta-derived ancestry from a Indus Valley Civilisation elite grave hundreds of years before(!) the Aryan invasion. It shoudl be noted that Rai has said since 2020 that he is sitting on genetic data disproving the PIE invasion and finally proving the Out-of-India theory which he'll publish SOON™.
Here is what the people of the Sinthasta culture looked like (charts for skins, eye and hair color as well as a reconstruction):

 

[regalterry]

So, Indians are sitting on our land?

They should be made to give it back, and pay reparations to the tune of a few hundred trillion dollars.

 

[GBU-39]

What he posted? Results showing aDNA results of somebody with 80% Sinthasta-derived ancestry from a Indus Valley Civilisation elite grave hundreds of years before(!) the Aryan invasion. It shoudl be noted that Rai has said since 2020 that he is sitting on genetic data disproving the PIE invasion and finally proving the Out-of-India theory which he'll publish SOON™.

Such a DNA result wouldn't disprove the Aryan Invasion Theory, it is known that there were small scale migration between the IVC and the Bactria-Margiana Archeological complex.

A lot of the IVC DNA samples are actually from the BMAC because the climate there is more suitable for extracting DNA from remains thousands of years later.

The invasion itself corresponds to the shift in values from somewhat egalitarian to the hierarchial caste system.

 

[BlastMonk]

It shoudl be noted that Rai has said since 2020 that he is sitting on genetic data disproving the PIE invasion and finally proving the Out-of-India theory which he'll publish SOON™.

Not quite, these Hindutva fascists, which includes the Indian government, are denying that they were invaded by the indo-europeans at all. The people who set up the caste system they are still under. Which is why brahmins dye their hair/beards red as a cultural call back to the actual people with blonde and red haired people who conquered them. These hindutva supporters cannot admit that the Indian pride they have is based upon a system set up by foreign invaders. Sanskrit isn't Indian and they like Europe and the middle east were conquered by an ancient nomadic people. Its deep insecurity from their country being ruled by foreigners for thousands of years when you add it all together and coping and trying to rewrite history to protect their fragile egos. Some propose the opposite that is was ancient and powerful India that conquered into Europe through the middle east. As well as copying Atlantian cospiracies where Indians also traveled the world in the ancient past taught civilisation to South American peoples.
They want an 'Out of India' theory when actually is 'Everything Indian is a product from of out of India powers and their cultural influence'.
Its nationalistic cope and seething.