Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

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Kiwi Jeff said:
@Matthew Moulton why are you even posting here anyway? I doubt you consider us "worth your time".
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Oh... that.

Well... you're basically season 6, episode 17.

For a star like me you're essentially a gate or perhaps "clip show" would be a better explanation of your purpose.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but I'm essentially using your stupidity and random, incoherent accusations as a kind of soap box to publicly record various details and information about my endeavors. ^__^
 
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Matthew Moulton said:
Your entire /cow/ board is nothing but a stupid joke.
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And. You can think this all you want. But that 888chan was under nekoarch a cow unto himself. See thread here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/eric-harnishfeger-erika-jo-teag-nekoarc.18861/ and he closed down that board because what we were doing to kat hache. (a friend of nekoarc's) Now its been under whats probably the best management ever. People who actually care. Ya see the problem of having no loyalty to anyone in a community like this. Is that eventually you will thrown under that bus, on a whim. Like it or not, that board survived three sets of management, four websites, and roughly seven years. Thats a accomplishment of if you ask me and I not even talking about the splinter sites, that sprang up from that. This isn't usenet and we are not you're usenet group. We do things very differently around here and over there. However that does not mean we have not had incidences, were blamed for deaths we had no knowledge of (liz waite), users doxxed and tracked down by dangerous knife wielding psychopaths (the greta incident), and actual shut of this place (vordrack). So has anything of those things happened to you're usenet groups.
 
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Usenet groups are mostly fixed constructs that aren't really owned by anyone per se. It's basically like... old school TOR in a way. There's no banning, no admins, no real rules. You are basically your own island on Usenet floating through servers owned by thousands of others. Messages and groups are propagated throughout the system and the more servers that add a particular group, the more relevant it becomes.

There's also binary Usenet where media and program files are encoded as text and then transmitted/posted in pieces. You then download the pieces and your newsreader puts them back together. Basically old school torrents.

Usenet has largely died out due to the fact that ISPs stopped including access to a Usenet server along with their basic service... so now you have to actually buy your own account with one of the large end Usenet service providers. In some ways that's good though because now it's completely overlooked by... well, everybody. In fact, as far as you and most everyone else is concerned... Usenet is dead. : D

As far as psychopaths and crazies... mmm... too many to count.

Emmet Gulley is probably the biggest... I think he's back in jail now... again.

Fun history...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/local/frompost/nov98/email01.htm

https://emmettgulleycollection.wordpress.com/

http://emmettgulley.blogspot.com/

Emmett isn't just an average lolcow though. He's been arrested many times for aggravated assault and stalking, including attacking his own family and, oh yeah, he's admittedly insane...

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As for myself I've had people slash my tires, smash windows, make death threats, contact family/friends/employers (as well as outright threatening them) and most recently they've attempted BOMB THREATS! : D

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Basically of any place that they perceive me to be associated with, including the local Wal-Mart, Dairy Queen, Community College and various other attempted targets.

My biggest "fan" is probably Robert James, who was once living in a storage facility and basically drinking himself into a stupor day in and day out... I got him "evicted" so to speak from said storage facility... after which he decided to devote his entire worldly existence to "getting back" at me.

And then there's those like Raymond Dixon...

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.flame/AtOajQL74e4/RP8m6j6mQHwJ

"If I ever have the pleasure of meeting you...I will kill you Matthew.."

...he's dead now though. Suicide's a bitch, innt? ^__^
 
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Matthew Moulton said:
As for myself I've had people slash my tires, smash windows, make death threats, contact family/friends/employers (as well as outright threatening them) and most recently they've attempted BOMB THREATS! : D
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Sound like to me that you shouldn't tie your online persona, with your real life persona. All that stuff you said never happened to me, why? Because I never tie my online to my real life persona. It looks like your playing with fire baby matthew. Here let me privy you on how my interaction with cows go. Something I don't like to post but given the circumstances I think this warrants it.

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Noticed there was no smugness, no name calling, no threats and zin acknowledges where I come from. So thats the difference between you and me, your reviled and hated. While I am respected and revered. Even among the lolcows.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/zinni...ra-lauren-soersdal.19416/page-27#post-2095723
 
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You don't really HAVE much of a personal life to tie into... well... you don't exactly do much. I mean, you just randomly post screencaps from kooky people... that's not really a talent at all. I mean... I could literally train a MONKEY to do that... in fact I have web bots that could effectively replace your entire online existence... that's how pointless you are.

Unless you interact, unless you write, unless you contribute something of YOURSELF... you're just serving meals at Mickey Ds, instead of being serviced yourself by fans in the spotlight.

Does taking on that spotlight involve a bit of risk? I suppose... maybe... for myself it's actually been largely positive. The fact is most of my incredible client list is a direct result of being in that spotlight. If I was like you and did everything from the shadows my client list would be pretty pathetic all around.

For as bad as it may look, from your inexperienced perspective, it's actually pretty sweet all around. As the saying goes... even bad publicity is good publicity.

And it's not that difficult to use misdirection and misinformation in order to get crazy kooks tilting at windmills instead of you. That and little home security pretty well end any potential threats on the real world level.

My conceal and carry permit only cost me around $50 bucks. If any hapless little lolcow wants to show up in the real world and make a threat I'll be more than happy to exercise Washington state's "stand your ground" laws and put a bullet straight through their lopsided little heads. After more than two decades... I've yet to see ANY kook with the balls to actually try and face me in the real world.
 
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Matthew Moulton said:
You don't really HAVE much of a personal life to tie into... well... you don't exactly do much. I mean, you just randomly post screencaps from kooky people... that's not really a talent at all. I mean... I could literally train a MONKEY to do that... in fact I have web bots that could effectively replace your entire online existence... that's how pointless you are.

Unless you interact, unless you write, unless you contribute something of YOURSELF... you're just serving meals at Mickey Ds, instead of being serviced yourself by fans in the spotlight.

Does taking on that spotlight involve a bit of risk? I suppose... maybe... for myself it's actually been largely positive. The fact is most of my incredible client list is a direct result of being in that spotlight. If I was like you and did everything from the shadows my client list would be pretty pathetic all around.

For as bad as it may look, from your inexperienced perspective, it's actually pretty sweet all around. As the saying goes... even bad publicity is good publicity.

And it's not that difficult to use misdirection and misinformation in order to get crazy kooks tilting at windmills instead of you. That and little home security pretty well end any potential threats on the real world level.

My conceal and carry permit only cost me around $50 bucks. If any hapless little lolcow wants to show up in the real world and make a threat I'll be more than happy to exercise Washington state's "stand your ground" laws and put a bullet straight through their lopsided little heads. After more than two decades... I've yet to see ANY kook with the balls to actually try and face me in the real world.
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I don't do this for recognition matt, I do what I do because I want to. I have a life offline and it was nothing to do with a client list.
 
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I don't do this for recognition matt, I do what I do because I want to. I have a life offline and it was nothing to do with a client list.
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No, you're mistaken.

It's not that you "have a life"... it's that you have FEAR.

You fear losing shit, and the shit you've accumulated... you think that's "having a life"... but it's really not. In fact, it's essentially a form of self-inflicted bondage.

See, for me, I have no fear... and I have no fixed ties to anyone... and I don't have an accumulation of crap littered about my life. I can go anywhere, I can do anything, I can be anyone. *I* have a life... you... you just have a bunch of shit you're constantly worried about losing... and you will lose it someday, regardless of how hard you try and HIDE like a COWARD. Your little worldly attachments are very transient things I can assure you.

At this point you barely even register as sentient. On 'ol Maslow's Hierarchy I'm afraid you're still floundering around in the south end of the spectrum. Try and be a little more self-actualized, strive to better yourself, seek to let go of that which you've chained yourself to... the shackles that you so foolishly quantify as "having a life".
 
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Haha.

Matthew Moulton said:
See, for me, I have no fear... and I have no fixed ties to anyone... and I don't have an accumulation of crap littered about my life
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....is a manchild, a permavirgin, in grinding poverty

Matthew Moulton said:
I can go anywhere, I can do anything, I can be anyone.
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....lives with mother, stacks shelves (when not masturbating into a diaper), is Matthew Moulton.

Great choices 10/10
 
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Matthew Moulton said:
At this point you barely even register as sentient. On 'ol Maslow's Hierarchy I'm afraid you're still floundering around in the south end of the spectrum. Try and be a little more self-actualized, strive to better yourself, seek to let go of that which you've chained yourself to... the shackles that you so foolishly quantify as "having a life".
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Do you even know what you're talking about lmao
 
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unclestryker said:
I can say the same to there baby Matthew, your fear is something that you really dread and it's something you know you can't stop. Because you know that if you die no one would care. Not even you own family.
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...why would I be afraid of that? You stupid humans with your temporal bias... let me "enlighten you", child... every single person presently on the planet is going to be DEAD in roughly 100 years and in the grand scheme of history no one is going to remember anyone for anything... least of all whatever small minded, deluded, fuckwitted, NONpinions they had about me and my life. Your entire perceptual understanding of the universe is nothing more than a fart in the fuckin wind!

I mean, do the math kiddo, how many human beings can you name who were around 5,000 years ago... probably fuckin NONE I'm wagering! And you think in another 5,000 or say FIFTY THOUSAND years from now anyone is ever going to give even one single shit about ANY person presently alive? LOL Not likely.

Humans often like to measure their inferiority by the mass scale... comparing themselves against planets, galaxies and the universe... but there are whole other scales by which your incredible LACK of importance can be quantified, such as the temporal scale, as I've just illustrated.

Nothing you do matters in the grand scheme of things... at best you're a butterfly's wings flapping in the wind of time desperately wishing for a hurricane that will never come.

Me... I'm the present living God of humanity's demons... I will ALWAYS exist in one form or another. Even after this particular shell is long dead, Onideus, Idimmuxul, or any other namesake I choose to inhabit will continue on indefinitely.

I have no fear because unlike you stupid, meandering little rocks I do not posses autonomic emotional responses. I feel what I want, when I want, however I want. I can create the illusion of fear within myself any time I please.
 
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