Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Gene Sinclair]

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Cross posting as I was looking at Cameo's "leaderboard" of top 100 Cameo celebs because of another retard lolcow; I was shocked to see our fucking boy is in the top 100 people on cameo. He is ranked higher than many big time Paedowood celebs. Really is a gothic badboy rockstar celery.
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Is that Chris Hansen at 61?! I'm honestly impressed.

 

[Earl of Slander]

watching any of the cobra documentaries then watching a current day cobra video really hits home just how much he has fallen apart. he used to have such an energy about him it was kind of charming in a way.

Hell, even right at the start of the NaL arc he was in way better shape than he currently is. Your Landlord posted pics from then a page or two back.

I mean, yes, by that point his dental decay was already irrevocably rampant. But at least it wasn't so visibly prominent yet. And he didn't appear to be just completely in shambles, a husk.

Just that little time has made a huge difference. But, yeah, if you go back even further the difference is jarring.

We need one of those time lapses that used to be sort of popular on YouTube for a while where a person takes a pic every day for years then makes a video out of it. Maybe we don't have one of Cobes for every day, but close enough.

 

[Acceptable]

i think one of the most concerning things right now is his rapid weight gain. we can speculate theories all day about where its coming from and why he's gaining weight, but regardless its not going to end well.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

But it wasn’t the a-logs that hooked them up, they hooked up on their own accord, no? But a paypig gave NAL the ticket. The night she came to Casper the a-logs and incels on the subreddit were fucking seething and it was a beautiful sight to see.

Jessica had been scouting him out here on KF for awhile and she was unknown outside of Gorlworld and its followers in BP. She became a Manchurian candidate for the alogs after the first visit when it became super obvious how unstable and dangerous she was.

 

[Fault&Fracture 777]

He used to be more energetic pre-duster, and even more when he was still on meds.
He used to actually go outside and get into antics and then talk about them. Now he's 100% a doordash boy, locked in his trailer 24/7.
To quote harry boothole: "modern day josh has regressed into nothing, he's a pile of pudding"

If anybody is curious, the image is of Mr. Hyde/Dr. Jekyll from The Pagemaster
The most middling 90s animated movie that everybody forgot about

 

[Pattern Noticer]

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Is that Chris Hansen at 61?! I'm honestly impressed.

 

[ASeabear8952]

We need one of those time lapses that used to be sort of popular on YouTube for a while where a person takes a pic every day for years then makes a video out of it. Maybe we don't have one of Cobes for every day, but close enough.

Would this suffice?

Jessica had been scouting him out here on KF for awhile and she was unknown outside of Gorlworld and its followers in BP. She became a Manchurian candidate for the alogs after the first visit when it became super obvious how unstable and dangerous she was.

That’s right, I remember now.

 

[Baroque]

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“Magic practitioner” Love it! Do what you love and the money will come.

i think one of the most concerning things right now is his rapid weight gain. we can speculate theories all day about where its coming from and why he's gaining weight, but regardless its not going to end well

Alas, will we ever solve the mystery of “why does the man who lives within a 20 ft radius and does nothing but eat food—often fried—and drink booze all day keep gaining weight?”

 

[Big Nasty]

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toasted cheddar bacon quesalupa *toot*

Better not be looping back into making Wet & Juicy videos BOY!

 

[bookers]

Cross posting as I was looking at Cameo's "leaderboard" of top 100 Cameo celebs because of another retard lolcow; I was shocked to see our fucking boy is in the top 100 people on cameo. He is ranked higher than many big time Paedowood celebs. Really is a gothic badboy rockstar celery.
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Holy shit, the boy is up there with david arquette. That's actually pretty incredible.
5$ is cheaper than I expected. I wonder what these are like and if you could get him to play guitar for one.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Val Killmore just died, cobes on suicide watch

 

[Jobama]

Val Killmore just died, cobes on suicide watch

ETA on drinking video?

 

[Boglimhunter420]

i think one of the most concerning things right now is his rapid weight gain. we can speculate theories all day about where its coming from and why he's gaining weight, but regardless its not going to end well.

It's most likely his age catching up to him and all the calories he consumes just from booze.

Val Killmore just died, cobes on suicide watch

Damn. 2025 has not been Cobes's year. First his channel and now this.

 

[el bandito loco]

I'm gonna watch Tombstone, yell at my woman and put a gun in my mouth tonight in honor of Val. RIP.

 

[Third Kiwi Account]

The singer of the band Imperial Triumphant dropped a video of them in Casper Wyoming while on tour with Mayhem.

I s2g that almost looks like the soda place Cobes took NAL.

Hard to believe Casper can contain more than one rock star at once.

 

[Fault&Fracture 777]

NGL, KingCobraJFS would make a great actor for a crazy martial arts deathmatch tournament organizer
Just looks like the weird kind of person to put on a Chinese warlock outfit, & shout “FIGHT!” between a Liu Kang and Shao Kahn, or make an appearance in a bizarre Martial Arts movie like Big Trouble in Little China or The Story of Ricky

Either that or he would be one of the sideshow performers that a King or Aristocrat would have in their castle/mansion alongside a dwarf, having them fart so they can laugh hysterically while drunk on wine

 

[Pattern Noticer]

NGL, KingCobraJFS would make a great actor for a crazy martial arts deathmatch tournament organizer
Just looks like the weird kind of person to put on a Chinese warlock outfit, & shout “FIGHT!” between a Liu Kang and Shao Kahn, or make an appearance in a bizarre Martial Arts movie like Big Trouble in Little China or The Story of Ricky

Either that or he would be one of the sideshow performers that a King or Aristocrat would have in their castle/mansion alongside a dwarf, having them fart so they can laugh hysterically while drunk on wine

Cobra missed his calling as an undertaker. Lots of free time, hanging out in a graveyard, get to talk shit about the skygod when there's funerals

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Cross posting as I was looking at Cameo's "leaderboard" of top 100 Cameo celebs because of another retard lolcow; I was shocked to see our fucking boy is in the top 100 people on cameo. He is ranked higher than many big time Paedowood celebs. Really is a gothic badboy rockstar celery.
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I wonder, does this take into account the total amount of money or just the number of requests? The boy should probably up his price. 2 spaces above johnny sack is mdwu.
I would also point out that troles would be more than glad to spend 5 bucks to review bomb him.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

I wonder, does this take into account the total amount of money or just the number of requests? The boy should probably up his price. 2 spaces above johnny sack is mdwu.
I would also point out that troles would be more than glad to spend 5 bucks to review bomb him.

You want compromise, how's this? Twenty years in the can I wanted manicott', but I compromised. I ate dank food hacks off the radiator instead.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

I wonder, does this take into account the total amount of money or just the number of requests? The boy should probably up his price. 2 spaces above johnny sack is mdwu.
I would also point out that troles would be more than glad to spend 5 bucks to review bomb him.

Leave Johnny Sacks alone, he contracted lung cancer in prison dood