Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

Look what social media post he attached to this shit



EDIT: Realized this was for Rob's video

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Jack ate okra.

 

[Marc]

Just because one films themselves ordering okra, and receiving a plate of food which includes okra, and subsequent footage shows portions of all courses (including the okra) missing from their plate while they are eating one of them, and the photo of the restaurant receipt they posted after the fact shows that they specifically, verbally requested a portion of okra with their meal when their server asked what they wanted from the menu - Does that necessarily mean that the person in question ate okra? Such mysteries are definitive proof of Intelligent Design. I Corinthians 1:27.

 

[Tiresome]

Such mysteries are definitive proof of Intelligent Design. I Corinthians 1:27.

The only scripture that truly applies to Jack is Philippians 3:19.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jack ate okra.

I can’t wait to hear how he bellyaches about the texture. Let me guess: “EUGH, I got SLIMED!” He is really such a child with a lot of his food takes.

 

[LifeAlert]

Very late, but too good to not share:

ALL ABOUT VIDEO GAMES​

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=5VH4IAh_n30

Published on 2025-03-30 | Archived on 2025-04-02

Key points:
-Jack, Charles, and the steve buscemi looking faggot gush about borderlands, assassin's creed, and skyrim throughout
-Jack drops the F bomb while tardraging about assassin's creed (29:19-29:24)
-Charles tardraging about game design (35:54-46:18 )
-Jack and Charles lose their shit at a troll and Jack sends the troll to the boys' club (50:42-51:48 )
-Jack complains about not being able to receive social security because he's not 62. During this Jack says "I am gonna die soon" and "comedically" feigns having a heart attack (51:49-52:51)

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WTF:

 

[a terminal posture]

-Jack complains about not being able to receive social security because he's not 62. During this Jack says "I am gonna die soon" and "comedically" feigns having a heart attack (51:49-52:51)

lol, Social Security. How much does he think he'll get? No way he's paid much of anything into it.

 

[AltisticRight]

Very late, but too good to not share:

ALL ABOUT VIDEO GAMES​

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https://preservetube.com/watch?v=5VH4IAh_n30

Published on 2025-03-30 | Archived on 2025-04-02

Key points:
-Jack, Charles, and the steve buscemi looking faggot gush about borderlands, assassin's creed, and skyrim throughout
-Jack drops the F bomb while tardraging about assassin's creed (29:19-29:24)
-Charles tardraging about game design (35:54-46:18 )
-Jack and Charles lose their shit at a troll and Jack sends the troll to the boys' club (50:42-51:48 )
-Jack complains about not being able to receive social security because he's not 62. During this Jack says "I am gonna die soon" and "comedically" feigns having a heart attack (51:49-52:51)

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WTF:
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He looks like an amalgamation of a wax figure and AI.

 

[Tiresome]

lol, Social Security. How much does he think he'll get? No way he's paid much of anything into it.

Exactly my thought. He's going to fucking rage when he finds out you actually need to have worked an actual job, for years, to get your full benefit.

 

[Neko GF]

POPEYE'S PICKLE MENU ***NEW***​

(04/02/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=ITC-YG_jbT8

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[Super Hans v2]

Exactly my thought. He's going to fucking rage when he finds out you actually need to have worked an actual job, for years, to get your full benefit.

Did we ever find out if TamHam works as a contractor or a wagie? Because for the self-employed SS tax is paid on earnings, not profit, and TJ Services isn't putting much in on Jack's side, but it would on hers.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

lol, Social Security. How much does he think he'll get? No way he's paid much of anything into it.

He'll get a couple bucks from his DJing days but it's not like he's going to live long enough to collect it.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Carolyn still can't accept she got scammed.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Does that look appetizing to anyone? Tammy must be on a bulk. She added bacon and cold, unmelted cheese to her breading and chicken sandwich. Why not just deep fry the whole fucking thing at that point?

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Did we ever find out if TamHam works as a contractor or a wagie? Because for the self-employed SS tax is paid on earnings, not profit, and TJ Services isn't putting much in on Jack's side, but it would on hers.

Funny thing is to get full benefits no matter what they'd be for him he has to wait till he's 67. While you can collect at 62 if you do so you won't get your full benefits you have to wait anyone born after 1937 has to wait until they turn 65 and if born after 1960 you have to wait to 67 if you choose to wait till you turn 70, you'll get more than you were originally going to get. Also, if you choose to collect early then the full amount year you don't get it when you turn that age it's viewed as either wait or lose it.

Ironically, he'd be better off demonetizing his YouTube videos as to have no income and get SSI or if he qualified for SSDI which is you collecting your social security after becoming disabled it's more money than SSI, but you need a 20-year work history to collect.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

EDIT: What does that room smell like, and how thick is the layer of dandruff caking everything in it?

You just know he rips ass in there nonstop.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Jack drops the F bomb (29:19-29:24)

Charles is the kind of person who thinks it makes him a "unique" Smart Person to be willing to casually curse. I'm not sure how else to explain it, but that's the feeling I get when I watch him talk. Curious if others see this too. "Let's talk about shit we don't like! Let's talk about shit we don't like!" It's so forced it makes my skin crawl.

In any case, Jack apes Charles whenever he can and basically defers to him like a god. And Jack's casual cursing, which he used to avoid religiously (pun kind of intended; it was part of his "I'm an amazing Christian" larp), has noticeably increased in recent months. And he's so awkward when he does it, you can tell it's a put-on. Jack sounds like a middle schooler who's trying out those words for the first time. I know there are FAR worse observations to make about him, but god is he an insecure lamewad.

Jack complains about not being able to receive social security because he's not 62. During this Jack says "I am gonna die soon" and "comedically" feigns having a heart attack (51:49-52:51)

It's the big one, Elizabeth! He's comin' home!

you need a 20-year work history to collect.

I was wondering about this. Like, isn't the basic point of social security to "thank" or "repay" citizens for contributing to the economy? Jack literally only takes from his country. He's never held a job, his failed channel is decades-long grift, one son can't keep a job either, and the other has all but renounced his citizenship.

 

[LifeAlert]

POPEYE'S PICKLE MENU ***NEW***​

(04/02/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=ITC-YG_jbT8

Spoiler: Local Archive

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[John Andrews Stan]

I know there are FAR worse observations to make about him, but god is he an insecure lamewad.

Every little thing he does is tragic (and irritating as fuck).

There is a principle amongst reality TV producers wherein they know it’s time to get rid of certain cast members when they go from someone viewers “love to hate” to someone they “hate to hate.” I feel like Jack and Boogie have become hate to hate cows for many of us. Just fucking die already.

 

[Puggers]

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Remember guys. He's carnivore only.