Opinion The Average College Student Is Illiterate - Spelling is atrocious, grammar is random, and the correct use of apostrophes is cause for celebration. Worse is the resistance to original thought.

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I’m Gen X. I was pretty young when I earned my PhD, so I’ve been a professor for a long time—over 30 years. If you’re not in academia, or it’s been a while since you were in college, you might not know this: the students are not what they used to be. The problem with even talking about this topic at all is the knee-jerk response of, “yeah, just another old man complaining about the kids today, the same way everyone has since Gilgamesh. Shake your fist at the clouds, dude.” So yes, I’m ready to hear that. Go right ahead. Because people need to know.

First, some context. I teach at a regional public university in the United States. Our students are average on just about any dimension you care to name—aspirations, intellect, socio-economic status, physical fitness. They wear hoodies and yoga pants and like Buffalo wings. They listen to Zach Bryan and Taylor Swift. That’s in no way a put-down: I firmly believe that the average citizen deserves a shot at a good education and even more importantly a shot at a good life. All I mean is that our students are representative; they’re neither the bottom of the academic barrel nor the cream off the top.

As with every college we get a range of students, and our best philosophy majors have gone on to earn PhDs or go to law school. We’re also an NCAA Division 2 school and I watched one of our graduates become an All-Pro lineman for the NFL. These are exceptions, and what I say here does not apply to every single student. But what I’m about to describe are the average students at Average State U.

Reading

Most of our students are functionally illiterate. This is not a joke. By “functionally illiterate” I mean “unable to read and comprehend adult novels by people like Barbara Kingsolver, Colson Whitehead, and Richard Powers.” I picked those three authors because they are all recent Pulitzer Prize winners, an objective standard of “serious adult novel.” Furthermore, I’ve read them all and can testify that they are brilliant, captivating writers; we’re not talking about Finnegans Wake here. But at the same time they aren’t YA, romantasy, or Harry Potter either.

I’m not saying our students just prefer genre books or graphic novels or whatever. No, our average graduate literally could not read a serious adult novel cover-to-cover and understand what they read. They just couldn’t do it. They don’t have the desire to try, the vocabulary to grasp what they read, and most certainly not the attention span to finish. For them to sit down and try to read a book like The Overstory might as well be me attempting an Iron Man triathlon: much suffering with zero chance of success.

Students are not absolutely illiterate in the sense of being unable to sound out any words whatsoever. Reading bores them, though. They are impatient to get through whatever burden of reading they have to, and move their eyes over the words just to get it done. They’re like me clicking through a mandatory online HR training. Students get exam questions wrong simply because they didn’t even take the time to read the question properly. Reading anything more than a menu is a chore and to be avoided.

They also lie about it. I wrote the textbook for a course I regularly teach. It’s a fairly popular textbook, so I’m assuming it is not terribly written. I did everything I could to make the writing lively and packed with my most engaging examples. The majority of students don’t read it. Oh, they will come to my office hours (occasionally) because they are bombing the course and tell me that they have been doing the reading, but it’s obvious they are lying. The most charitable interpretation is that they looked at some of the words, didn’t understand anything, pretended that counted as reading, and returned to looking at TikTok.

This study says that 65% of college students reported that they skipped buying or renting a textbook because of cost. I believe they didn’t buy the books, but I’m skeptical that cost is the true reason, as opposed to just the excuse they offer. Yes, I know some texts, especially in the sciences, are expensive. However, the books I assign are low-priced. All texts combined for one of my courses is between $35-$100 and they still don’t buy them. Why buy what you aren’t going to read anyway? Just google it.

Even in upper-division courses that students supposedly take out of genuine interest they won’t read. I’m teaching Existentialism this semester. It is entirely primary texts—Dostoevsky, Kierkegaard, Nietzsche, Camus, Sartre. The reading ranges from accessible but challenging to extremely difficult but we’re making a go of it anyway (looking at you, Being and Nothingness). This is a close textual analysis course. My students come to class without the books, which they probably do not own and definitely did not read.

Writing

Their writing skills are at the 8th-grade level. Spelling is atrocious, grammar is random, and the correct use of apostrophes is cause for celebration. Worse is the resistance to original thought. What I mean is the reflexive submission of the cheapest cliché as novel insight.

Exam question: Describe the attitude of Dostoevsky’s Underground Man towards acting in one’s own self-interest, and how this is connected to his concerns about free will. Are his views self-contradictory?
Student: With the UGM its all about our journey in life, not the destination. He beleives we need to take time to enjoy the little things becuase life is short and you never gonna know what happens. Sometimes he contradicts himself cause sometimes you say one thing but then you think something else later. It’s all relative.
Either that, or it looks like this:

Exam question: Describe the attitude of Dostoevsky’s Underground Man towards acting in one’s own self-interest, and how this is connected to his concerns about free will. Are his views self-contradictory?
Student: Dostoevsky’s Underground Man paradoxically rejects the idea that people always act in their own self-interest, arguing instead that humans often behave irrationally to assert their free will. He criticizes rationalist philosophies like utilitarianism, which he sees as reducing individuals to predictable mechanisms, and insists that people may choose suffering just to prove their autonomy. However, his stance is self-contradictory—while he champions free will, he is paralyzed by inaction and self-loathing, trapped in a cycle of bitterness. Through this, Dostoevsky explores the tension between reason, free will, and self-interest, exposing the complexities of human motivation.
That’s right, ChatGPT. The students cheat. I’ve written about cheating in “Why AI is Destroying Academic Integrity,” so I won’t repeat it here, but the cheating tsunami has definitely changed what assignments I give. I can’t assign papers any more because I’ll just get AI back, and there’s nothing I can do to make it stop. Sadly, not writing exacerbates their illiteracy; writing is a muscle and dedicated writing is a workout for the mind as well as the pen.

What’s changed?

The average student has seen college as basically transactional for as long as I’ve been doing this. They go through the motions and maybe learn something along the way, but it is all in service to the only conception of the good life they can imagine: a job with middle-class wages. I’ve mostly made my peace with that, do my best to give them a taste of the life of the mind, and celebrate the successes.

Things have changed. Ted Gioia describes modern students as checked-out, phone-addicted zombies. Troy Jollimore writes, “I once believed my students and I were in this together, engaged in a shared intellectual pursuit. That faith has been obliterated over the past few semesters.” Faculty have seen a stunning level of disconnection.

What has changed exactly?

  • Chronic absenteeism. As a friend in Sociology put it, “Attendance is a HUGE problem—many just treat class as optional.” Last semester across all sections, my average student missed two weeks of class. Actually it was more than that, since I’m not counting excused absences or students who eventually withdrew. A friend in Mathematics told me, “Students are less respectful of the university experience —attendance, lateness, e-mails to me about nonsense, less sense of responsibility.”
  • Disappearing students. Students routinely just vanish at some point during the semester. They don’t officially drop out or withdraw from the course, they simply quit coming. No email, no notification to anyone in authority about some problem. They just pull an Amelia Earhart. It’s gotten to the point that on the first day of class, especially in lower-division, I tell the students, “Look to your right. Now look to your left. One of you will be gone by the end of the semester. Don’t let it be you.”
  • They can’t sit in a seat for 50 minutes. Students routinely get up during a 50 minute class, sometimes just 15 minutes in, and leave the classroom. I’m supposed to believe that they suddenly, urgently need the toilet, but the reality is that they are going to look at their phones. They know I’ll call them out on it in class, so instead they walk out. I’ve even told them to plan ahead and pee before class, like you tell a small child before a road trip, but it has no effect. They can’t make it an hour without getting their phone fix.
  • It’s the phones, stupid. They are absolutely addicted to their phones. When I go work out at the Campus Rec Center, easily half of the students there are just sitting on the machines scrolling on their phones. I was talking with a retired faculty member at the Rec this morning who works out all the time. He said he has done six sets waiting for a student to put down their phone and get off the machine he wanted. The students can’t get off their phones for an hour to do a voluntary activity they chose for fun. Sometimes I’m amazed they ever leave their goon caves at all.
I don’t blame K-12 teachers. This is not an educational system problem, this is a societal problem. What am I supposed to do? Keep standards high and fail them all? That’s not an option for untenured faculty who would like to keep their jobs. I’m a tenured full professor. I could probably get away with that for a while, but sooner or later the Dean’s going to bring me in for a sit-down. Plus, if we flunk out half the student body and drive the university into bankruptcy, all we’re doing is depriving the good students of an education.

We’re told to meet the students where they are, flip the classroom, use multimedia, just be more entertaining, get better. As if rearranging the deck chairs just the right way will stop the Titanic from going down. As if it is somehow the fault of the faculty. It’s not our fault. We’re doing the best we can with what we’ve been given.

All this might sound like an angry rant. I’m not angry, though, not at all. I’m just sad. One thing all faculty have to learn is that the students are not us. We can’t expect them all to burn with the sacred fire we have for our disciplines, to see philosophy, psychology, math, physics, sociology, or economics as the divine light of reason in a world of shadow. Our job is to kindle that flame, and we’re trying to get that spark to catch, but it is getting harder and harder and we don’t know what to do.

Hilarius Bookbinder is the pseudonym for a tenured professor with an Ivy League PhD who writes Scriptorium Philosophia.

A version of this essay originally appeared in Scriptorium Philosophia.
 
unable to read and comprehend adult novels by people like Barbara Kingsolver, Colson Whitehead, and Richard Powers.”
Barbara Ellen Kingsolver (born April 8, 1955) is a Pulitzer Prize-winning American novelist, essayist, and poet. Her widely known works include The Poisonwood Bible, the tale of a missionary family in the Congo, and Animal, Vegetable, Miracle, a nonfiction account of her family's attempts to eat locally. In 2023, she was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction for the novel Demon Copperhead.[1][2] Her work often focuses on topics such as social justice, biodiversity, and the interaction between humans and their communities and environments.

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I was going to comment on all three authors but Richard Powers actually seems to write reasonable books. Point being though, I'm not surprised students don't want to read these trash books and analyse them. I sure as fuck wouldn't have read any of that garbage.
 
I don’t think public educators even teach grammar anymore.

they don't. and this is an excellent specific instance of why this issue makes me tardrage out so hard.

the total lack of basic grammatical knowledge cripples students in second language learning, everyone fucking knows it, *nobody will do shit about it.*

basic basic shit like "what is an indirect object?" "what is the number and person of the verb?" is arcane fucking knowledge *at the university level*

the actual solution to this is a remedial course. it could be online and selfpaced. if you're capable of university work you can learn the basic grammatical concepts that take everyone being properly educated from 4th-6th grade in a few weeks in early adulthood.

if the whiny american university professor and administrator who has been writing this kind of crap since the 80s were remotely serious about fixing the issue then that's what we'd have. But we don't because nobody who continues to participate with the university system actually wants to fix anything.
 
The problem with that is that all of the professors have to do it or word just gets around and people stop taking his class, causing him to be out of a job eventually when the University gets around to letting him go because of it
Honestly, they would probably manufacture some kind of harassment scandal to get rid of him. The business model of universities is to shove as many kids through the funnel as possible, they aren't interested in actually failing students who can't perform, they see each student as like a $200,000 account to be drained.
 
  1. No one buys textbooks because they pirate it, if possible
  2. This falls a little flat coming from a Philosophy professor. No one pays attention to that shit, it's elective course fodder
  3. Attendance is pretty much optional for nearly any course. Most unis/colleges put their notes up on the course website portal after the lecture. The strat is to only go in person if you know a topic you struggle with is coming up. I cannot think back to a time where I was greatful I attended a class in person besides being told of an exam date change (that was already captured on the lecture recording anyways)
  4. Common mindset isn't "I'll learn what I'm passionate about", it's "I'll learn something that'll pay me enough to not live with my parents until I'm 35"
  5. He stated university is just a race to the degree to get a somewhat liveable wage, and this is correct - the caveat is that the 'liveable wage' isn't all the liveable anymore. A lot of students realize they can't stay above water until they get the degree, and just cut their losses and pick up alcoholism or something
  6. Most profs are DOGSHIT, who put no effort into the course. If they don't, why should you?
You knuckle down, get through 4 years of the degree, then get out with that piece of paper and spend the next year trying to find a job. No one can afford to fuck around trying to find what they really want to do, you'll end up with suicide-inducing debt - fuck, you'll end up with that much debt anyways.

I hope I live to see the day where non-degree jobs have salaries good enough to sustain a family of four, like previous generations had it. If that became reality, 85% of univeristies would collapse overnight.
 
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This is so common, and I don't understand it. Is it for the money?
No, this is learned apathy, which is pretty unsurprising when these kids grew up in an educational system that ushers students through despite failure. For a lot of these students, it might be the first time they are told "you are halfway through the semester, and you haven't turned in most of your assignments - the drop date for any sort of refund has already passed, and even if you scored 100% for the entire rest of the semester you are looking at a failing grade."
In high school, these kids probably ran into the same sort of shit, and the harshest punishment was probably having to make up the missed assignments and there was always a path to a passing grade regardless of how poorly they performed. This is probably the first time they are being told that they are fucked, and if they attended public school, it also comes with a side of "yeah, your money is gone, no refunds". It's a shock to the system. Students like that have always existed to some degree, but now it's gotten out of control because there's an army of administrative workers in the background of primary and secondary education who act as a safety net to prevent failure without the student having to lift a finger. It doesn't help that these kids had a significant few years where they were introduced to COVID learning - that was great for me in college as I had finally learned that being in contact with professors and engaged during lectures really helps with getting amnesty on assignments, but these kids had a different experience, because there was always somebody ensuring they would be pushed through.
 
There were some students when I was in school who'd be classified as 'basic user' in their native language by the euro classifiction (so A level).
Most profs are DOGSHIT, who put no effort into the course. If they don't, why should you?
I'd pick dogshit teacher who can't convey ideas well over idiot who doesn't even understand what he's supposed to teach. I remember a design class where a fundamental was taught completely backward for example. Complete :lunacy:
 
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There's definitely a myriad of reasons why American education is in the shitter. Illegals, niggers, common core, DEI, social justice bullshit, and more. Teacher's unions are probably the biggest culprit because they only care about getting more money to the detriment of their students.
 
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Former High School social studies teacher here.

An English teacher at my old high school I attended as a student used to dress up as Moses every Halloween and would dead ass show up at the local Barnes and Noble (long after I'd graduated) dressed as a Harry Potter character.

I got into it with this guy more than once over facebook when he'd say that Harry Potter was perfectly fine--because as long as it gets kids to read.
High school kids.

High School.

HIGH SCHOOL.

Do you realize--many many many moons ago, most people only had about an 8th grade education? H.P. Lovecraft only had a high school education, yet...

Read At the Mountains of Madness and marvel at his knowledge and interest in the Scott expedition. With only HIGH SCHOOL education to back him up.

But, yanno, as lOng As tHe kIdS aRe rEadIng!

This English teacher died last year. Nothing of value was lost in my eyes.
 
The author turns out to be one Steven D. Hales, Professor of Philosophy at Bloomsburg University of Pennsylvania. The school has an acceptance rate of 84%. The average SAT verbal is 540.

His philosophy PHD degree is from Brown. He was an undergrad at a private liberal arts college (Southwestern in Texas) with a tuition of $51k a year.

I read some of his available internet writings on philosophy and was not impressed in the least. For a person who wants to look down on his students,, he comes across as a total lightweight and nothing special.

An interesting an example was his essay "You don't have a right to your own opinion". The essay was pure sophistry. It depended on the completely childish notion that all opinions are either "true" or "false". That people live in a binary world of absolutes and no grey. That every opinion can be tested for "truth" and either accepted or discarded accordingly.

The particular problem with philosophy programs at mid institutions like his is that nearly all the students are in those programs against their will and the classes grade very generously. There is often no incentive to try very hard.
 
Whats this nigger have a phd in, being a retard?
Teachers are useless babysitters only interested in secular evangelism, but he's right. Literacy is one of the most basic skills a human can possess, and as such, it's the domain of the home to impart it. If you can't already read by the time schools start trying to teach you to read, your parents have failed you. If you can't read at a college level by the time you're in college, you've failed yourself. And I sincerely believe that, in a vacuum, all people have the natural curiosity to improve themselves as a matter of course.

The only reason a person could possibly be illiterate is because society has convinced them that intelligence is bad, or because they're mentally retarded.
 
If you drop a class you're no longer doing a full course load and student loan payments are reduced. If the its just one problem class its easier to just take the L and fill the credit next semester with a better course/instructor and keep your full loan payment. Lets be honest no one is paying that shit back.
Goddamn, you have zero idea what you are talking about.

NEWP. Wrong. You take, say... one class that costs between 4-6 thousand dollars. The college I graduated from cost 24,000$ a semester at the time.

You drop a class. You drop it during the legal drop period first week.

YOU. OWE. THAT. MONEY. BACK. NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!

Better scrounge or suck dick behind the dumpster at the Circle K. Or have a credit card. And your payments are not lowered with Nelnet or whatever fly by night Freddie Mac you're using.

You PONY UP that 4 thousand NOW. No grace period. No lowered payments. That was already baked into your FAFSA when you filed it by March 1 (the deadline unless they moved it since).
 
Goddamn, you have zero idea what you are talking about.

NEWP. Wrong. You take, say... one class that costs between 4-6 thousand dollars. The college I graduated from cost 24,000$ a semester at the time.

You drop a class. You drop it during the legal drop period first week.

YOU. OWE. THAT. MONEY. BACK. NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!

Better scrounge or suck dick behind the dumpster at the Circle K. Or have a credit card. And your payments are not lowered with Nelnet or whatever fly by night Freddie Mac you're using.

You PONY UP that 4 thousand NOW. No grace period. No lowered payments. That was already baked into your FAFSA when you filed it by March 1 (the deadline unless they moved it since).
Perhaps I wasn't clear, they amount of money you receive is lowered. I wasn't implying you could lower your debt. It's an important consideration when you're factoring that loan into lodging or any other amenities since trying to maintain a full course load and work part time is impossible.

Anyway, the majority of your response was moronic negroid level babble so this was the only portion I'll be addressing.
 
can confirm

can also confirm that faggots like this are the actual problem. "oh noes there is this horrible problem but doing something about it might get me in trouble so I'm just gonna write a whiney article blaming the kidz"

fuck these people. the kids are the victims here, and they're being put into insane debt to pay this faggot's salary and pension
This.

Wanna fix chronic absenteeism? "Every day you miss unexcused will cost you a grade"

But to be fair? Prof. is probably hamstrung by an admin that won't let him do that because it's "not nice" and would himself be booted straight to an HR struggle session if he tried.

As good as this article is, this is a really dumb assertion.
It was true back in the 90's.

Textbooks were pricey, and I can't tell you how many times I overheard or saw a fellow student planning to sell their books back for easy beer money.

That said? Their cost is a complete scam indeed. And I wouldn't be surprised to see students rationalizing not even buying them in the first place now because they assume (or even know) that they can just get an AI to tell them whatever was in that $325 book, and write the paper too.

That's going to be a real problem now - if an AI can word salad you through college? What good's a degree? And I can't see any technological roadblock you could put in the way to prevent it from taking over completely. Even mandating you go back to hand-typed or written papers wouldn't do it - it would just incentivize the creation of an auto-pen that can do a whole essay.
 
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Goddamn, you have zero idea what you are talking about.

NEWP. Wrong. You take, say... one class that costs between 4-6 thousand dollars. The college I graduated from cost 24,000$ a semester at the time.

You drop a class. You drop it during the legal drop period first week.

YOU. OWE. THAT. MONEY. BACK. NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!

Better scrounge or suck dick behind the dumpster at the Circle K. Or have a credit card. And your payments are not lowered with Nelnet or whatever fly by night Freddie Mac you're using.

You PONY UP that 4 thousand NOW. No grace period. No lowered payments. That was already baked into your FAFSA when you filed it by March 1 (the deadline unless they moved it since).
The conversation was about people who stop showing up but do not drop the class in order to avoid the situation you're describing.
 
Hottest take here, university shouldn't be needed to be not dirt poor.

It should be for the brightest and most motivated, but now it is a diploma mill industry.

Also fuck all the "buy my textbook" grift.

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Former High School social studies teacher here.

An English teacher at my old high school I attended as a student used to dress up as Moses every Halloween and would dead ass show up at the local Barnes and Noble (long after I'd graduated) dressed as a Harry Potter character.

I got into it with this guy more than once over facebook when he'd say that Harry Potter was perfectly fine--because as long as it gets kids to read.
High school kids.

High School.

HIGH SCHOOL.

Do you realize--many many many moons ago, most people only had about an 8th grade education? H.P. Lovecraft only had a high school education, yet...

Read At the Mountains of Madness and marvel at his knowledge and interest in the Scott expedition. With only HIGH SCHOOL education to back him up.

But, yanno, as lOng As tHe kIdS aRe rEadIng!

This English teacher died last year. Nothing of value was lost in my eyes.
Harry Potter and its consequences has been a disaster for literacy.

Lovecraft and many others were self educated. He loved the science and read up on it in his own.

Another famous writer, Larry Niven had a degree in math, yet wrote scifi.

Looking up and learning something is a skill that went the way of the dodo, because it doesn't fit the HR form.
 
Wanna fix chronic absenteeism? "Every day you miss unexcused will cost you a grade"

The counter to that is that if I don't need to be in your class to get a particular grade, your lectures are utterly wothless and you are:

1) Either teaching me nothing at all
2) Giving out easy grades for free

I agree that absenteeism should be discouraged. But if people can get good grades while not even attending the classes, there is another big problem that needs to be fixed.
 
This is so common, and I don't understand it. Is it for the money?
For many American college students, this is the first time in their lives that they are living away from home.
No parents to shove them out the door if they overslept, no teachers who care if they've been missing that class that only meets on Tuesdays at 5pm.
Plus, opportunities to experience alcohol, dating, and drugs, maybe for the first time.

Schools never taught them self-paced learning, organizing notes, or scheduling.

This means a lot of students just don't make it.

Nationwide, the average retention rate (students who return for sophomore year) is 78%. <2022-2023>
 
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