Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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IKOL said:
Guess your prayers are heard :diddler:
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Of course it was going to be another sock...

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Dead Lion said:
He did spam a lot of other threads.

Here it’s all fun and games but I doubt people in places like the Keffals thread appreciate Alex showing up.

Full disclosure I did report him, I don’t want him shitting up threads i like. I doubt I was the only one.
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SO IT WAS YOU?!? Nah, I'm kidding. It's a shame, though, because I really wanted to do something, eh, here goes nothing.

@Alex Hogendorp, if you see this, I'll give you a challenge: whoever submits the best-looking drawing on the 3rd of April next year on Kiwi Farms (if you're still banned by then, we could maybe do it on DeviantArt) wins.

We have one year to improve our drawing skills using any resources at our disposal. The media in which the drawing is drawn (digital, painting, paper, etc.) doesn't matter, as long as it's the best-looking drawing. You don't have to draw the drawing on the day we have to submit it; you can draw it anytime. The drawing can be anything, but I'd prefer if it was a person (with limbs), as this is what I'm going to draw.

Keep in mind that you've been drawing since 2010. I've never drawn seriously in my life, so you'll have an advantage over me.

Whoever has the best-looking drawing can decide what the loser does as long as it's not any form of harm/self-harm (e.g., phonebook themselves, make a video with their face apologizing to the winner, become their defender, put their full name and face as their kf pfp, etc.). You've already been phonebooked already and you pfp has your name and face, so I have more to lose. Are you in?

P.S. If you're concerned that the voters (Kiwis) won't be objective, I ask all Kiwis to give this post this sticker (:agree:) as evidence that they won't be biased while voting.

P.P.S if any kiwis or jannies wants to add any "rewards" to the challenge if Alex wins feel free to do so.
 
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