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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 59?

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I should be a bucs fan at this point. God being a falcon fan is suicide
 
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Xavier Renegade Angel said:
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Morris hadn't arrived yet according to Schefter, lol. It wasn't like he was called away to a family emergency or anything. Dude just can't manage his time properly.

I was going to make fun of the NFL for taking a picture in front of a picture of the hotel, but it turns out there was some rain and thunder showers yesterday. This is still looks cheap and shitty.
 
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It's the dawn of the final day in Plam Beach. With the rules change vote today I guess it's time to bring up crybaby, hypocrite, and perennial loser Sean McDermott again. He's a coach who is not good enough to win even with an MVP quarterback, is coaching an organization which has never been good enough, and is jealous of another team's excellence. A team he used to coach for. Sean McDermott was part of the Andy Reid era in Philadelphia. An era punctuated by being just not quite good enough. Hmmm, does that sounds familiar? Look at where both Philly and Reid are having long washed off the stink of Sean McDermott's failure.

Brian Gutenkunst's hatchet man should be rightfully mocked and ridiculed for the rest of his career. Mike LaFleur refused to come out and do his boss' bidding, so Gut was forced to look elsewhere and found the perfect toady in McDermott. How does the Bill's front office feel watching their head coach do the bidding of another organization? Brandon Bean, Bills GM, himself has come out against the ban. He reportedly told his own coach to "Git gud, faggot." That is a direct quote.

His coaches are too stupid to coach the play. His players are too lazy to execute the play. That means nobody should be allowed to run it. We won't even talk about the hypocrisy of him caring so much about other teams' players safety while he orders his players into the supposed meatgrinder to fail spectacularly due to his poor planning and coaching.

I propose that the league should get rid of the Super Bowl. After all, the Bills can't win it just like they couldn't successfully run a qb sneak to beat KC in last season's AFC Championship. And Allah swt willing they will never hoist the Lombardi with McDermott at the helm inshallah. I am beseeching the Football Gods to punish Bufallo and their covetous coach with another early 90s era of buck breaking failure for his lies about injuries. We all know it's jealousy and pettiness.

I never held any ill will towards the Bills before and in fact cheered for them in '92 when our babysitter brought us to her family's Super Bowl party even though they were all Skins fans who were not above bullying a middle schooler they didn't know, good natured as it was. I will regret that decision for the rest of my life. I am not above being as petty and vindictive as Sean McDermott.

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The tush push issue was tabled and will not be discussed further at this owner's meeting. So, that tells us the owners knew there was not enough support to for sure ban it and rather than risk the ban getting voted down, they will let the snakes in Buffalo, Green Bay, and LA continue to scheme. Apparently McVay also walked back some of his statements after a heated discussion with Howie, lol!
 
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Xavier Renegade Angel said:
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A couple notes:
-seating Pete between the Harbaugh brothers is hilarious
-In each successive coaches' photo Shanahan looks more and more drained
-Looking at the ceiling that's obviously a fancy room, why not just use it as the background instead of the weird, dystopian green screen of whatever building they're in from the outside?
 
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Absolutego said:
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A couple notes:
-seating Pete between the Harbaugh brothers is hilarious
-In each successive coaches' photo Shanahan looks more and more drained
-Looking at the ceiling that's obviously a fancy room, why not just use it as the background instead of the weird, dystopian green screen of whatever building they're in from the outside?
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I like how for the most part the increasingly out of shape coaches are put together. I don’t know why they put Tomlin next to Campbell, a short average guy next to a huge ripped guy looks funny them being different races draws the eye towards it more.

Also, I like Siranni next to Reid. You can feel the seethe.
 
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Zaryiu2 said:
So what is Joe Milton like as a backup qb?
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He's a project QB who relies on his athleticism, so this is kind of a repeat of Lance where they're seeing if they can develop a guy long-term. Not what you want as your final QB2. I'd be surprised if the Cowboys don't try to sign some journeyman to be Dak's actual backup.
 
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Absolutego said:
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A couple notes:
-seating Pete between the Harbaugh brothers is hilarious
-In each successive coaches' photo Shanahan looks more and more drained
-Looking at the ceiling that's obviously a fancy room, why not just use it as the background instead of the weird, dystopian green screen of whatever building they're in from the outside?
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Fucking Dan Quinn is small.
 
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