Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Angry New Ager]

I see Anna has discovered the leopard print trend. Even though it's like a year old at this point, and meant for skinny Gen Z girls.

If you're old enough, leopard print never goes out of style. Anna's not old enough, and, at the rate she's going, never will be.

Im actually kind of impressed of her version of "the worm". The effort it takes to flop all that lard around. She must be exhausted,chilling on her couch with a heap of protein snacks and Starbucks.
God job getting out there Anna.

I couldn't help but imagine the amount of sweat she worked up in doing that, and how many seams she popped on that blouse. And I'm sure all of this exertion resulted in a "flair up."

But mostly, this whole video just feels desperate, and even degrading. It feels like an attempt to bring back wacky, outrageous, fun-girl Anna, but she's doing it while encased in compression garments, after constant mooing about her unspecified autoimmune conditions, and how much pain she's in, and all I can think is, "Why are you doing this to yourself?" It doesn't look fun; it looks painful, and she's doing it for—what? Attention from strangers on the internet, who don't give a single damn about her? It's bleak shit, imo.

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Anna really likes herself in this outfit.

The high-necked blouse buttoned all the way up makes any semblance of a neck she still has disappear completely. And the skinny ribbon tie is completely out of proportion to her mass.

She's already covered up by the compression garments; she doesn't need to be completely covered. Anna's always been okay with showing plenty of skin in the past (my first exposure to her was when she got kicked out of the lobby of the Bellagio in Las Vegas for doing a bikini photo shoot; obsessive modesty has never been an issue for her). But lately, she's been creating all of these overly covered-up lewks that do her no favors.

And you can't tell me it's that cold out, or that everywhere she goes has the AC cranked up to arctic levels. She's a massive deathfat who keeps plenty warm just by the exertion it takes to haul her mass around, and she looks like she's roasting in a lot of these ludicrous outfits.

Open collars and V-necks are your friends, Anna.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Anna doing The Walrus Worm is my new favourite thing!

Just gonna assume that she's full-blown addicted to pain meds at this point.

 

[Jizzrag]

According to Reddit, Anna deleted the video I posted

She posted more

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I was thinking she deleted it because it doesn’t fit with the whole “super painful abdomen lipidema that needs surgery” story, but she also posted this

(Sorry for the format and not posting the whole text. It’s from Reddit, and I don’t have whatever platform she originally posted this on. Link to Reddit post.)

She’s also figured out which fat camp wellness center she’s going to. Reddit found some info about it.


Link and full text:

This will be a good if she actually goes.

# The total package: comprehensive weight loss and GLP-1 support

# Your LoseSmart stay includes:

# Skyterra’s signature programming and the support of LoseSmart:

* A wide array of yoga, fitness, recreation and education classes to bolster your health and wellness journey
* Expert-led educational workshops on what works when it comes to weight loss
* Learn how to exchange destructive dieting habits for healthier ones.

# Dedicated support for your personal goals:

* Weekly one-on-one check-ins with the dedicated LoseSmart team for accountability and support
* Individual meeting with our Registered Nurse to review your lab work and blood pressure (*please bring any recent results*)
* Fitness:
* 5 hours of private group fitness instruction each week, designed exclusively for LoseSmart guests
* 30-minute private group yoga session each week to enhance flexibility, mindfulness and relaxation
* Customized fitness plan tailored for your return home
* Therapeutic support:
* Private therapy session for personalized emotional support and guidance
* Therapeutic support group each week to encourage emotional wellness and connection
* Culinary and nutrition support
* All meals and snacks tailored and portioned to your goals
* One-on-one consultation with Skyterra’s Registered Dietitian to personalize your nutrition during your stay, and build a sustainable plan for home
* 1-hour small group culinary class each week, focused on practical, healthy cooking skills
* 1-hour private small group session each week with our Registered Dietitian for deeper nutrition guidance and Q&A

# Accountability after your stay:

* Sustain your weight loss progress with customizable nutrition and fitness plans for home
* At-home virtual support group with the same LoseSmart team that supported you during your Skyterra stay.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I love everything about it. Sitting in a highrise of shitty smog and Austin bareness, while being utterly barren. Look at her fatass gunt. Just hanging over the couch. Look at her 77" hips stretching that American (TM) denim until it screams nuh nuh and just gives up. Look at the relative "slimness" of her fatass fucking arms and try and comprehend her joy at it.

Null has come four or five times just looping that shit.
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Tucking a shirt into her jeans and filming herself sitting down is certainly a choice.

 

[Otterly]

18k for how long? To be fair she has the money, it’s less than three months rent, and it could save her life.
It would be good content for her. She should do it. I note glp1 support is in there.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

BTW, small YouTuber (10K subscribers) Lindsay has posted an excellent video on the way Anna recycles old footage to illustrate her current narrative.

It's particularly noticeable in this instance because Anna filmed herself working out wearing a memorably hideous workout outfit, where she was proving that "yes, big girls can be fitness queens, so there, haydurs!" But in the video cobbled together from outtakes, she is demonstrating that she was in so. much. pain. and her surgery was totally not cosmetic, but necessary for her health or mobility or whatever.

 

[Jizzrag]

18k for how long? To be fair she has the money, it’s less than three months rent, and it could save her life.
It would be good content for her. She should do it. I note glp1 support is in there.

18k for 4 weeks. Though I doubt Anna’s gonna last that long. I’ll give it a week or two before she leaves in a huff due to some perceived insult, like saying she isn’t a super special case where the laws of thermodynamics don’t apply.

 

[Otterly]

18k for 4 weeks.

Wow. Anyone want to start a fat camp with me?

 

[thejackal2]

18k for 4 weeks. Though I doubt Anna’s gonna last that long. I’ll give it a week or two before she leaves in a huff due to some perceived insult, like saying she isn’t a super special case where the laws of thermodynamics don’t apply.

She wouldn't last 48 hours. Anna is so far up her own ass and has been socially isolated going on almost 5 years now. The only people in her life are paid employees. She doesn't take criticism of any sort well. The first time she tried to sneak in some "protein treats" and was threatened with an early termination of the contract she'd flip out and just leave rather than comply. Nobody tells Anna what she can and can't put in her body, not even someone that is literally being paid to help her.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

She will get it comped in exchange for doing sponcon, she'll get uber eats between her calorie controlled meals and claim it's ableist to tell her to reduce her calories when she has lipoedema. She will learn nothing, and she will go home and continue to bloat.

 

[OttoWest]

And nothing will change.

 

[RonRiot]

But mostly, this whole video just feels desperate, and even degrading. It feels like an attempt to bring back wacky, outrageous, fun-girl Anna, but she's doing it while encased in compression garments, after constant mooing about her unspecified autoimmune conditions, and how much pain she's in, and all I can think is, "Why are you doing this to yourself?" It doesn't look fun; it looks painful, and she's doing it for—what?

Desperate, degrading, painful? You answered your own question. She’s doing it for us.
I for one am feeling so much #gratitude. More of this, less of ‘Anna pretends to know about medical procedures.’

 

[ghjoigcbn]

She’s also figured out which fat camp wellness center she’s going to. Reddit found some info about it.

She may not be doing the weightloss or glp 1 programs. It looks like those are specialty programs and you can just do the regular version which is basically just an all inclusive resort with fitness classes.

She originally claimed she wouldn’t be doing a weight loss program and she is currently delusional enough to believe she doesn’t need one because she can’t lose weight like a normal person.

At some point someone will probably make some innocent comment implying she is there for weight loss like “it’s so great you’re doing this, it’s going to be so good for you” at which point she will throw a huge shit fit a la good job getting out there

 

[pippeyyy]

Anna threw a fit and left a 4 star resort because they didn't have Disney+. The idea that she will make it in this camp for a month is laughable. Just burn the money and call it a day.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

"Therapeutic support group each week to encourage emotional wellness and connection"

Imagine paying good money to go to fat camp and Anna Fuckin' OBrien is in your group sessions being a deafeningly loud obnoxious tard, hogging all the attention, lying about what she does to nourish her bahhhdy, crying about bagels, all the while talking with her hands and doing that mid-sentence guffawing at nothing.

IMMEDIATE. FULL. REFUND.

 

[Free the Pedos]

18k for 4 weeks. Though I doubt Anna’s gonna last that long. I’ll give it a week or two before she leaves in a huff due to some perceived insult, like saying she isn’t a super special case where the laws of thermodynamics don’t apply.

She’ll leave in a huff, won’t address it for a few months, and then film a super cereal, tearful video about how they didn’t understand lipidema or some similar medical excuse.

Do you guys think she’ll sexually harass the male staff?

 

[brooky]

That LoseSmart program doesn't seem like enough, even if she was doing it. I was about to ask what she would say if she actually lost a ton of weight, which I figured anyone would be able to do, but then I read it.

Besides the meal plan, we have:

Five hours of exercise a WEEK (so not even every day)
Half hour of yoga a WEEK
Therapy once a week
Cooking class once a week
Group nutrition class once a week

Assuming one hour of exercise every weekday, a week would, at best, look like this:

Monday- one hour of exercise, half an hour of yoga
Tuesday- one hour of exercise, therapy
Wednesday- one hour of exercise, cooking class
Thursday- one hour if exercise, nutrition class
Friday- one hour of exercise. No other programming.
Weekends: nothing scheduled.

I know there's ACCESS to lots more exercise and probably spa and wellness activities. But if someone is paying over 15k for fat camp, you think they're gonna fill their time wisely? This seems like there's going to be lots of time left for people like Anna to sit around and think about food.

Here's what I would program, for fucking 15k for a single month.

Every day even weekends:
- 30 minutes of leisurely swimming
- One hour of walking in nature
- One hour of yoga/stretching
- Two hours of community work (chores like laundry, cleaning, yard work etc, your choice which chores you're assigned to)
- 40 minutes with a personal trainer for a proper workout. Personal trainer will plan rest days. On rest days, this will be an education session about fitness, like the importance of respecting your knees.
- at least 1.5 hours total preparing the planned meals and snacks as a group, supervised by nutritionist and kitchen staff. Not a cooking class, just pitching in and doing as you're told. Purpose is to gain muscle memory of correct portion sizes.
- everyone has to help clean up after meals, too

Two days a week each:
- One hour group talk sessions for support and peer learning
- One hour solo therapy
- Spa activity like hydrotherapy circuit or massage (it might as well feel luxurious since you're paying so much)

Once a week:
- one hour nutrition class
- one hour hands on cooking class

That's about 8-9 hours of programming each day, which still leaves a significant amount of downtime to think about food. But it's a lot less than the alternative. With encouragement to do the other optional activities, and maybe some social options like movie night, extra hikes, meditation classes, etc, you could leave a fatty with only an hour or two to their own devices. A far cry from thinking about foot 14 hours a day.

Honestly part of me would totally go to a fat camp if I could afford it, but now that I know how thin the programming is (no pun intended) I guess I'm not missing out.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Honestly part of me would totally go to a fat camp if I could afford it

Fatty Boombah confirmed

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Brooke, your scheduled hours and activities sound great… for someone serious about losing some weight and establishing healthier habits.

Her program simply sounds like so much bullshit.

 

[FarmVille]

Imagine paying good money to go to fat camp and Anna Fuckin' OBrien is in your group sessions being a deafeningly loud obnoxious tard, hogging all the attention, lying about what she does to nourish her bahhhdy, crying about bagels, all the while talking with her hands and doing that mid-sentence guffawing at nothing.

What kind of people do you think pay 18k for fat camp? They’ll all be Annas.