DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, PHIL. This man is a fucking retard.

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Why would he read that out loud?! This nigga is sneak dissing. It reminds me of that one Apex Legends co-op where the guy had a speech impediment and Phil kept mugging the camera whenever the guy spoke. Come on, you retarded fucks. You gotta respect yourselves more than to stay with Phil.
 
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I DON'T KNOW WHY

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I’m sure 100% his other guests can’t see that much money from doing a wrestling podcast and bailed out.
Its funny because the Mersh trolls on Reddit didn't even mention the possible crossover. They aren't the biggest Casino fans either so I think Detractors just took the rumour and ran with it. I don't know about Beardson.

I wouldn't be surprised if Phil reached out. "The enemy of my enemy" and all that.
 
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Sarah Barclay is the cringiest, most pathetic and annoying DSP dent of all. I imagine she's a 40-year old fat bitch who never leaves the house and dedicates her life to hanging out in Phil's chat and acting like a gross whore to most of the dents.
I'll raise you one better, Kopeam is an autistic faggot who parrots DSP and posts emotes to everything Phil says on YT chat
 
Its funny because the Mersh trolls on Reddit didn't even mention the possible crossover. They aren't the biggest Casino fans either so I think Detractors just took the rumour and ran with it. I don't know about Beardson.

I wouldn't be surprised if Phil reached out. "The enemy of my enemy" and all that.
I think Phil finally realized that the casino is more successful than the people they laugh at and the rogue gallery are just retarded failures at life. Like himself. No clout can be gained from them and thus are not worth the time in Phil's pig slits
 
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I wanted Mersh on. I wanted Mersh to complain about his cats, the Casino, go on a suicidal rant and then see him go off on kikes out of nowhere. Instead Phail has his meth head mod on just so he can have a therapy session and shit on Троструки П (which is what I call him btw) for not accepting Phil's sexual advances.

IT'S MERSH WEEK!
 
Wrahng. He did go to a doctor:
I've never actually heard him tell this story before, so I'm going to comment on some bits of it. I'm assuming that the story is at least based on real events, although I wouldn't put it past Phil to make it all up for sympathy/so he could have a hot take about healthcare in the US, but there are definitely some details that are bullshit.

They do not hand you the bottle of pills at the pharmacy. They put them in a sealed bag with the information papers on the outside because you're supposed to read them first. (Not that anyone really does.) They definitely do NOT let you hold it before you've paid.

Gout medication is not expensive. I had Gout (PL, I know) pretty close to the same time as this story was told, and it was like 10 bucks. It's possible that he was prescribed something different that is expensive, but there really aren't very many different medications for it, so this is very unlikely.

The part that got a good laugh out of me was him complaining about the terms of the healthcare plan itself, and using it as an indictment of the ACA and healthcare in the US in general. He signed up for this plan, had been paying for it for however long by the time this story takes place, and at no point previously did he actually read the terms of the policy. He had been paying 200 dollars a month, which is enough to get a pretty decent plan, for a policy with a $5,250 deductible. He just went on the marketplace and picked the first plan it listed as "suggested" without even looking at it. Obviously, this is the fault of everyone except himself.

He uses this to argue that the ACA, and healthcare in the US in general suck, and that the money he's been paying in is being used to cover healthcare costs of other people without jobs (lol) on Medicare/Medicaid. I know Phil is dumb, but there was so much ignorance packed into this that it is almost impressive.
 
Sarah Barclay is the cringiest, most pathetic and annoying DSP dent of all. I imagine she's a 40-year old fat bitch who never leaves the house and dedicates her life to hanging out in Phil's chat and acting like a gross whore to most of the dents.


Sarah has always given off very strong Snowkarl vibes, likely whales on another account so they can get away with insulting Phil on this account.
 
I think Joons clip about Phil's fans should be shortened to: "his fans are all actual mentally challeneged people who flock to their own kind" followed by "Uh I think he has autism". I mean seriously when have we seen a live, normal DSP fan out in the wilds? Most "normal" people turned into detractors or simply left for greener pastures.

And in addition: I hope Phil realizes that him begging for a 3.000 $ stream just means he has to pay even MORE taxes later down the line. Oh I forgot. That's future Phil's problem
 
PWR is without a doubt twice the entertainer than Phil.

His days are numbered, Phil is incredibly boring and predictable.

PWR does remind me of bubbles from trailer park boys though.
I'm getting strong early 2000s call-in show vibes from him, he is genuinely funny to watch, plus the things he says are just impressive, like his comment to RTU about "whipping it out and teaching them something new," actually wild stuff.
 
For Disney Adults and other childless behavior for kids who never grew up.

I also may have obtained my own copy of said coloring book.
Make sure to leave a glowing review to help it in the algorithm. I want to see this thing on the Amazon's Choice list.



I had a little deja-vu when I saw Cypress TV on Smark Guys, and remembered he randomly showed up one day and was shitting on the Casino. Methinks that was foreshadowing:
Does anyone know who this Cypress TV guy is and why he's taking pot shots at the Farms? I've never seen him before but he's a mod apparently, so he's presumably in Phil's inner circle.
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I'm getting strong early 2000s call-in show vibes from him, he is genuinely funny to watch, plus the things he says are just impressive, like his comment to RTU about "whipping it out and teaching them something new," actually wild stuff.
I remember in the first call-in show one dude got in 3 times because he merely changed his username just before each time he entered the waiting room. He even called out PWR for not recognizing his voice not just once, but twice. It really harkens back to the kind of early internet and old radio trolling that has been lost once things became way more moralfaggy and gay. It was a much more innocent and entertaining time and it just FRICKIN' PISSES ME THE GOSHDARN CRAP OFF that these times are gone.
 
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