Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

follow through

This had to be a pun given the subject matter.

 

[Fapcop]

She definitely got cut off from some of the stronger scripts she had a few years back when her parents tried to get her in rehab. The rehab she demanded every accommodation known to man, before being booted, because she was so disabled and sick. Part of her game with getting these stupid expensive, niche, compounded drugs is trying to punish her parents and prove how sick and rare her conditions are. She’s still furious they put her in rehab and didn’t think she needed copious amounts of pills.

Sounds delicious! Any receipts for any of this?

(Anyone else hoping that someone who knows her IRL sees this thread and comes on with a big “LEMME TELL YOU BOUT THIS BITCH!” Post? She seems like a bridge burner.)

 

[Jupiter Doughnuts]

(Anyone else hoping that someone who knows her IRL sees this thread and comes on with a big “LEMME TELL YOU BOUT THIS BITCH!” Post? She seems like a bridge burner.)

My pet theory is that other than to her parents and doctors and online, she's super meek and just seems like one of the dime a dozen quiet weird munchie pooners. I think if she really acted the way she claims to, we would've seen some cow in the wild content at some point, Even for her professors, I'd bet all of her insanity is via email and takes up like 0.1% of their mental energy and she's mostly just yet another spoiled zoomer skipping class and missing homework.

She's really just a hikikomori and without the twitter content she's basically invisible to society.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

She's really just a hikikomori and without the twitter content she's basically invisible to society.

I tend to agree. If she was "acting out" irl to the degree that her fronting online suggests, she would have had some prolonged grippy sock absences from the world of Twitter, too.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Ngl, it’s kinda cute. Doesn’t look like her, but I’m impressed she followed through on something.

 

[Breadbear]

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Ngl, it’s kinda cute. Doesn’t look like her, but I’m impressed she followed through on something.

Was that her art project?

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Was that her art project?

Pfffft, school is for able-bodied fashs. No, she bitched about AI art last week and wanted a Ghibli pfp that was hand drawn.

 

[StoneColdSteveAutism]

Ohmigawd, that was pathetic. She finally actually does something and it's that shitty-ass little sketch?

Fine, Vicky. As usual, your pathetic flailing has convinced someone on the internet to do your work for you.

Here you go, a proper Studio-Ghibli style portrait of yourself. The only trick was convincing it to portray you in your native habitat.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Ohmigawd, that was pathetic. She finally actually does something and it's that shitty-ass little sketch?

Fine, Vicky. As usual, your pathetic flailing has convinced someone on the internet to do your work for you.

Here you go, a proper Studio-Ghibli style portrait of yourself. The only trick was convincing it to portray you in your native habitat.

I want to rate this optimistic. It's so much less repulsive than the real thing.

 

[StoneColdSteveAutism]

I want to rate this optimistic. It's so much less repulsive than the real thing.

I tried to make it more accurate, but AI just won't be as cruel to that girl as real life was. It kept trying to give her her hair back.

 

[Fapcop]

I want to rate this optimistic. It's so much less repulsive than the real thing.

Looking at that drawing, it’s kind of obvious why there’s so little contact between Victoria and her parents.

Imagine the dad having all these memories of his little girl. Him imagining one day walking her daughter up the altar. Getting grandkids. Seeing herself and his mother in her features.

But today, every time he looks at her, he sees this bloated, bald, mutilated freakshow.

Shit, poor guy probably pours up a drink every time he gets a text message from her asking for money. No wonder he isn’t exactly pining for contact.

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Ngl, it’s kinda cute. Doesn’t look like her, but I’m impressed she followed through on something.

Looks like a rugrats character, which is kinda indicative of her mental age.

But fuck… Good on Victoria for doing something else than complaining or attentionwhoring for once!

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Victoria's professors yet again tell her that if she's so triggered and decompensated over talking about autism, maybe don't do that?



Real reason she's so triggered:

Must be the antidepressant, not the Vyvanse, stopping Vicki's sleep.



Vicki and another faker lament. This one's a long covid paranoid lunatic.



Looks like Vicki didn't have that hard a time sleeping: she went to bed 14 hours ago and woke up an hour ago to tweet more. I wonder if she just thinks anything that makes her not sleep 20 hours a day is giving her insomnia.

 

[Fapcop]

Victoria's professors yet again tell her that if she's so triggered and decompensated over talking about autism, maybe don't do that?

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Real reason she's so triggered:

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Must be the antidepressant, not the Vyvanse, stopping Vicki's sleep.

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Vicki and another faker lament. This one's a long covid paranoid lunatic.

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Looks like Vicki didn't have that hard a time sleeping: she went to bed 14 hours ago and woke up an hour ago to tweet more. I wonder if she just thinks anything that makes her not sleep 20 hours a day is giving her insomnia.

What a strange reaction to the professor trying to make her more… Functional!

Almost as if she enjoys the attention from screaming about getting triggered and acting out a panic attack?!

 

[Sperghetti]

"and on autism awareness month!!! of all months!!"

Apparently her professors don't know that when it's your identity's special holiday month, everyone is supposed to be extra nice to you.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Come on, everyone, pitch in! Do your part! Vicki has made her place unlivable in just 3 months since moving in! She's going to scream in all caps about how someone ought to be paid (by the taxpayer) to bathe her filthy body and wash her clothes and clean off her pigsty bed. But not Adult Protective Services, they'll just make things worse! How about you, twitter denizens? Won't you help Vicki rot in bed all day long writing lengthy stream of consciousness rants about disability rights to turn in for her independent study college classes? Surely she can't be expected to both attend classes AND clean her room.



She has a lot to say about her situation, today. Last $20, multiple essential meds, and guess what? She's doing it to answer OUR QUESTIONS!



"It takes a lot to qualify for that aid." No it doesn't, just a $0 FAFSA income and you can get full cost of attendance loans at a place like NYU. It's fucked up to get all those loans that you know 100% you will never repay, Vicki. And I love the "I can't help it if daddy sends me money! I didn't choose to be born rich!"

But she's on a tear now. How could we possibly think she wants attention, this "let me decorate my wheelchair and bedazzle my respirator and actively beg for attention in every way imaginable" specimen of wallflowerness? Obviously she'd rather have a job, who'd ever choose this life?!



You should be glad you never had to decondition yourself and eat junk food all day long while daddy makes the mean landlord go away, because Vicki's life circumstances are so extreme as to be unbelievable to us mere mortals who must have had blessedly abuse- and trauma-free lives.

She once again has that funny kind of anaphylaxis where you tweet all through it about how very mad you are about having it, but don't go to the emergency room or anything like a pleb would.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Looks like Vicki didn't have that hard a time sleeping: she went to bed 14 hours ago and woke up an hour ago to tweet more. I wonder if she just thinks anything that makes her not sleep 20 hours a day is giving her insomnia.

If she is really and truly taking both bupropion and lisdexamfetamine...

AND really and truly sleeping over 14 hours per day...

There is an X to solve for. Another drug. A lie. Something. Because when you are lighting up every adrenergic and dopamine receptor in the house and still conking out for half the day, something's going on.

 

[a tightly clenched butt]

I know we've talked about this at length in this thread but what does she think anaphylaxis is? I've had a bad allergic reaction exactly once, and it was very distracting. My heart just suddenly started to seemingly beat very hard and every beat was reverberating in my ears. I felt odd and had to sit down, and I had a rash everywhere. It was noticeable enough that a random bystander stopped and offered to help. Then I felt very bad and had to go to urgent care. And that wasn't even actually anaphylaxis! It never got to the point of labored breathing etc (although they did give me something at urgent care, maybe that stopped it)

Anyway, is she just calling every little rash "anaphylaxis"? I guess so because it sounds bad and impressive and medical.

 

[Flamin Park]

Come on, everyone, pitch in! Do your part! Vicki has made her place unlivable in just 3 months since moving in! She's going to scream in all caps about how someone ought to be paid (by the taxpayer) to bathe her filthy body and wash her clothes and clean off her pigsty bed. But not Adult Protective Services, they'll just make things worse! How about you, twitter denizens? Won't you help Vicki rot in bed all day long writing lengthy stream of consciousness rants about disability rights to turn in for her independent study college classes? Surely she can't be expected to both attend classes AND clean her room.

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She has a lot to say about her situation, today. Last $20, multiple essential meds, and guess what? She's doing it to answer OUR QUESTIONS!

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"It takes a lot to qualify for that aid." No it doesn't, just a $0 FAFSA income and you can get full cost of attendance loans at a place like NYU. It's fucked up to get all those loans that you know 100% you will never repay, Vicki. And I love the "I can't help it if daddy sends me money! I didn't choose to be born rich!"

But she's on a tear now. How could we possibly think she wants attention, this "let me decorate my wheelchair and bedazzle my respirator and actively beg for attention in every way imaginable" specimen of wallflowerness? Obviously she'd rather have a job, who'd ever choose this life?!

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You should be glad you never had to decondition yourself and eat junk food all day long while daddy makes the mean landlord go away, because Vicki's life circumstances are so extreme as to be unbelievable to us mere mortals who must have had blessedly abuse- and trauma-free lives.

She once again has that funny kind of anaphylaxis where you tweet all through it about how very mad you are about having it, but don't go to the emergency room or anything like a pleb would.

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Vicky is the worst disability advocate in the world

People like Helen Keller, Stephen Hawking and Jean Dominique Baby spent years overcoming various horrific impediments to do extraordinary things and show the world what disabled people can offer. And now here comes Vicky who needs a team of live in maids, special super expensive versions of common medicines and is still failing her degree at the second go round. If someone made a comedy show where Vicky was a character disability advocate groups would be up in arms at this terrible caricature of a disabled person damaging the image of disabled people

 

[Breadbear]

So Miss Mayonnaise Bed can barely lie down because her bed is filled with... Garbage? Clothes? More mayonnaise?
I can't say I'm surprised, but it takes a certain effort to get to that point.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

There is an X to solve for. Another drug.

I still think she's been cut off from opiates. My money's on the xannies. She's a poster girl for a benzo addiction.