Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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IKOL said:
Kek. All the voice messages of his are the cursing of retarded (fatrickversian) child. I still chuckle a little from these.


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You are going to prison, Alex child.
You are mentally ill, little suckling baby child.

You have been instructed, many many times, to cease voicing your meltdowns on behalf of Jewsh’ entertainment. Continuing to do so constitutes felony Telegram cyberstalking harassment.

This is why your life is already over, stlaker child. Enjoy prison. Wait for the knock. Brace for impact. :tomlinson: :grab:
 
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True Boss of this Gym said:
Sorry guys, but I've had enough of poking fun at Alex. I'm standing with him and sharing Josh's dox so he can kill him and end this evil fascist site for good. Here you go Alex!
4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
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Ironically, this is the same address that I told MC Shart to meet me at. It's almost as if it's a central hub of the Lolcowverse.
Sperg Spectating said:
Yes Kiwis, do not go to 916 Silver Creek Dr NW to specifically shit in Alex's toilet without flushing. I know you were seriously considering going into another country specifcally to shit in this guy's toilet, but don't do it. Papa Null would be mad.
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If the Empire of Freedom™ decides to annex Canuckistan I'll be happy to take a dump in every toilet in Toronto and not flush. Gotta mark my territory, after all.
 
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PaperRoads said:
@Alex Hogendorp, love the new Pfp!

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The new profile picture makes his impotent threats to carve a silly cartoon bird up like a turkey with a chainsaw much funnier.

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Flaming_Barghast said:
If you have any difficulties we can make a sub group on telegram, forward them there and a few of us could try
Also make sure to forward them to yourself in case he attempts to delete.
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No problem on my end, have, already downloaded 'em all.
I'll upload my responses as well.

- Alex in his normal (normal?) voice
- I got a decency to chimpunk the fuck out of him.

Mind you it was done in a bit of a hurry, I haven't got to make this shit sound even. Sorry.
 
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IKOL said:
No problem on my end, have, already downloaded 'em all.
I'll upload my responses as well.

View attachment 7175897 - Alex in his normal (normal?) voice
View attachment 7175898 - I got a decency to chimpunk the fuck out of him.

Mind you it was done in a bit of a hurry, I haven't got to make this shit sound even. Sorry.
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.... wow. He is actually like this.
He thinks this is what a normal person says when mad.
He thinks his retarded ideas of """"insults"""'x are real zingers.
Tzar bomb? Fucking really man? Lmfao.
What a hysterical little boy.

@Null sorry to bother you boss, uh... looks like Lunar Eclipse Paradox may perhaps be this retarded and doing it for attention. Give the VC a listen.

Edit: d'you guys think we could get him even more pissy using his insults? Lemme try.

ALEX YOU'RE DUMBER THAN PRECAMBRIAN WATER
 
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IKOL said:
No problem on my end, have, already downloaded 'em all.
I'll upload my responses as well.

View attachment 7175897 - Alex in his normal (normal?) voice
View attachment 7175898 - I got a decency to chimpunk the fuck out of him.

Mind you it was done in a bit of a hurry, I haven't got to make this shit sound even. Sorry.
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Knowing that this was over the course of an entire hour or so has made me actually cry from laughing, I've never seen a nigga rage this hard over internet shit talking. The chipmunk voice is also fucking amazing. Semper Fi IKOL.
 
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IKOL said:
No problem on my end, have, already downloaded 'em all.
I'll upload my responses as well.

View attachment 7175897 - Alex in his normal (normal?) voice
View attachment 7175898 - I got a decency to chimpunk the fuck out of him.

Mind you it was done in a bit of a hurry, I haven't got to make this shit sound even. Sorry.
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He should yell and be angry more, he sounds a bit less autistic when he does. He definitely could fit in a COD lobby lol.
 
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