Public Sighting Chris Spotting in Finland (April 4th, 2025)

[kotijopi]

Thought you spergs might want to know that I spotted Chris this wednesday in Helsinki, Pasila, in a small convience store, near the places where he has been spotted previously. He bought a bag of chips and a energy drink, nothing else special to mention. Wore thick black glasses but was definitely recognizable. To me it seems likely that he lives nearby.

 

[PunkinMan]

Perkele

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Can we get Trump to throw a 200% tariff on trying to return Chris?

Wait, would that mean they'd send TWO autistic motherfuckers back?

Scratch this idea.

 

[The Un-Clit]

A shit.

I only sort of give one.

 

[SandyCat]

I like how hes turned into the equivalent of modern bigfoot sightings. He's the internet's cryptid that actually exists

 

[Bing Chilling]

Thought that barrier thing behind him was someone autistically measuring his height with laptops. Maybe I’m autistic

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Wow, you can barely tell he is pregnant.

 

[HarveyMCR]

Chris Chan has been conscripted into the Second Great Finno-Korean Hyperwar

 

[Local Farmer]

Thought that barrier thing behind him was someone autistically measuring his height with laptops. Maybe I’m autistic

I thought the same fucking thing

 

[Vygode]

"You listen to me. I don't care what you do. If Moscow sees those posts you've made in Karelia, they could condemn Helsinki, and we would have to move out of it?"

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Attention, gentlemen.
Chris hasn't posted on his social media for a bit now, and he has uploaded this video.
Since Chris only publishes these when he's out in Finland, and on regular schedule, I think the jig is up.
It's also the first anniversary of his first Finland sighting by @octopox .
Once again, high alert. This is most likely the fourth visit to Finland.

Like a clockwork.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Notice his life gets better when he isn't in the United Shit of America

 

[Local Farmer]

God I feel bad for the fucking China Swedes who had to sit next to him on the airplane

 

[4090 Chad]

Was Flutter with him at the store?

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

No voi kilin vittu.
CWC VITTUUN SUOMESTA!
IF theyre gonna live here, PLEASE go to turku Chris, go to turku, because its the asshole of finland.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Thought that barrier thing behind him was someone autistically measuring his height with laptops. Maybe I’m autistic

Gentlemen, ready your theodolites!

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Anyone else find it fucking bizarre that all the "sightings" come from new (or older ones that have no post history) accounts either here or on Reddit and then the people who post them cease to interact or stay involved after sharing?

Really jogs my noggin. I'm not sure this is recent until I see timestamps or actual corroboration of this, especially since we have verification that recently Chris has shifted towards not really opting to wear women's clothes. I could be wrong but all this shit makes me skeptical. I'd rather be wrong than blindly accepting.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Chris mainittu! Torilla tavataan!

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

Chris mainittu! Torilla tavataan!

Hyi vittu, älä juhli tätä saatanallista äidinraiskaaja paskaa...
"ew, fuck, dont celebrate this satanic motherfucker shit"
ew
Hope he gets some halfway house in turku, because its what he deserves(druggies, 60-70year old alcoholics, mentally ill fags who have never gotten evaluated)

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Anyone else find it fucking bizarre that all the "sightings" come from new (or older ones that have no post history) accounts either here or on Reddit and then the people who post them cease to interact or stay involved after sharing?

Really jogs my noggin. I'm not sure this is recent until I see timestamps or actual corroboration of this, especially since we have verification that recently Chris has shifted towards not really opting to wear women's clothes. I could be wrong but all this shit makes me skeptical. I'd rather be wrong than blindly accepting.

It makes sense. Anyone that's a regular user knows null hates Chris and they'd get banned for posting a sighting. Better to do these drive by posts.

It is odd how "normal" Chris has gotten overall. Imagine how much better of a childhood and life Chris would have had if we knew 40 years ago that his parents were the ones causing his arrested development. He's living with his girlfriend in Finland now.