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[Chandelier]

This fic was based on Will Neff performing The Electric Chair, a wrestling/sex move that got popular after his JayVik cosplay with bbno$. It is long, and T4T, so it inevitably comes off as funnier than intended. This is going to have a lot of screenshots because of how it is formatted.

(Yes, that is Hasan Piker in the background.)

Spoiler: T4T WWE

Of course he likes her better when she and Jayce aren't dating. However, he doesn't outright hate her as most fans do, so I'll give the author a pass. That's one thing she did right.

> he doesn't like to remind people how fragile he can be
I was under the impression he isn't fragile just because he's trans and disabled. What's this, then?

You're 30 and you're pouring shitty drinks inside plastic cups. You should really invest in glassware before someone gets an incurable migraine (and I know this from experience - DO NOT USE PLASTIC CUPS FOR HARD LIQUOR).

> He still has trouble believing she has fallen for a cop
Yeah, it sucks when pussy overpowers ACAB, eh?

Tinder? I'm surprised it's not Grindr. That's where all the actual gay men are.
> He is an expert at repression
Oh? A trans man being repressed? Shocker. And for another trans man, no less.


Of course not. She bagged a pooner with a roid clit that wouldn't even come close to her fancy sex toys, is coated in hair like a yeti, and probably stinks to high heaven. What's not to love?

> It's a worry Viktor privately has, but will never admit aloud
He's worried that the fellow pooner he's attracted to will leave him. For whom? Another tranny? A black woman? Small circle you've got there.
> The state of your laundry, Jayce
Troons do live in dungeons, that is true.
> I'd make a joke about how wild it is for a guy to know his way around pussy, but he has one
That's a nice way to out a trans man. Thank God everyone is so tolerant and understanding. IRL, the pooner would be bawling her eyes out after being outed like this.

> It wasn't something people outside of porn actually do
Nice lampshading there. This applies to nearly all fics where Jayce has a 10-12'' penis - the mechanics of it would be more work that pleasure - and just sex in general. This fic is a metoidioplasty fic, so there will be lots of 't dicking' involved. Very fun!


If this was male Jayce, he absolutely could - because he'd have the upper body strength. As he is a pooner, he does NOT have the upper body strength of a male and T only gives him so much strength. He struggles lifting Mel, who is not a large woman, and almost struggles with Viktor, who is 80 lbs. They really don't know what they're writing.

Lest is the tranny Vastaya. He would not only be too tall, he'd be too heavy.

And yet, Jayce still struggles with a mere 80 lbs. You can take that T all you want, it doesn't give you male grip strength or fast twitch muscle fibres.

> lifting as if Viktor weights nothing
He says this, while being deathly afraid of being dropped. This wouldn't be a problem if Jayce was male. Jayce lifts hammers heavier than Viktor.

Yes, these two doods are wearing packers - bits of silicone that FTMs wear to aid dysphoria and allow them to stand while pissing.
> It's been a long time since he's bottomed
'Bottomed' in this case just means having heterosexual sex. It means lying down and taking a good dicking. Most 'bottom Viktor' fics are just him being trans. 'Bottoming' is a term for gay men and there is a reason for that.
> Ass or cunt, it doesn't matter
He doesn't have enough material to please ether. You are talking about something that's 4-6 cm long, barely larger than a roid clit. The ones that get 4 inches involve a LOT of stretching and torn tissue.


Why would your life be ruined? You're out and proud, right?
> He's grateful his dick is too small to make a noticeable bulge
1-2 inches. I don't know if you should be grateful.

> Big hands
He's still going to have the hands of a woman. T doesn't make your hands grow. Jamie Raines, who is 6'2, still has small hands despite her being trans. You cannot change your skeleton.


The first thing you can do to convince people you are male is to like? Stop talking like this? C'mon man. I get confused for a guy all the time. It's really not that hard.

Ah, a reference to Christian Linke I see. They really do hate this guy.

He just told you he had hookups. He's clearly not that drunk to know what that means. They're also having this conversation in an Uber. Man, that driver must have some crazy tea.

Imagine if he did launch full-force off the couch and tackled him like they do in the NFL. That would be hilarious.

> Puts him in some kind of wrestling hold
What, is this an MMA cage fight? There's no need for this. You are going to get your drunk ass knocked out and it's gonna be because of your glass jaw.


His skull is thinner because it's a female skull The more you know.


> Had the wrestling been fun
You wanted to crack your skull on the table.
> If he wants that kind of male bonding
Neither of you are male so this is impossible. You wouldn't know what 'male bonding' is even if you grew up around them.
> A stern talking-to about boundaries and ableism
But that Chair Drop at the party was okay because you were turned on and you were pressured and you were turned on because you were pressured...consistency.

> He hasn't done something like this since he started T
Odd. I was under the impression they were insatiable sex addicts on T.
> His packing briefs
Yes, they have special pants for those fake phalluses. How pathetic.
> He learned the basics early on and never cared to venture much beyond them
Pooner doesn't know how to cook, shocker.
> It's all so domestic
Oh, it's not as bad as the ones where Viktor talks about having kids in a cabin by the woods. FTM on the streets, tradwife in the sheets.

> His dick has been screaming for attention
You don't have one.

> Fuck himself silly
I always chuckle when I read that.
> Viktor has been loathe to wash them
So they're dirty, all because you want to huff that T sweat. Nice.

You already told him his eggs were going to get cold.

> I'm just really confused right now
Same. This is just a love confession-not-confession, where Viktor reveals he really has loved Jayce this whole time and that they should shut up and get down to fucking.

I agree with Jayce here. What is this dialogue? Viktor admits he isn't sex repulsed and Jayce 'woke up' something in him, and how he denies it...nigga, who you fooling?

That headbutt was unnecessary. You are not in the Octagon, Jayce.

You said in the first paragraph that you were indeed delicate and you didn't want people figuring that out.

They have six inches of height difference, and that six inches doesn't translate to dick measuring contest either.


> Sucks his tongue like it's a cock
It's unironically larger than what either of you have. You are going to wish he's sucking on a dick by the time this is over.

> He's all pale skin and jutting bone
Pooners just love the white skin on this boy.
> His thumb brushes up over a nipple and Viktor gasps
> You're sensitive there?
I love the implication that he has no feeling there because the zippertit surgery involves cutting off the nerves there. Most of them have no sensation at all, or if they do, it's inconsistent. Since the author loves talking about trans procedures, I'll let her do the talking.

Basically: his areola is tattooed on, but the nerves are still fried. Nice.
> making his cock rise further. He's pretty proud of it. HRT and a good surgeon and done their work to give him more growth than he ever expected
It's still under three inches.
> You're really big
Under. Three. Inches. Viktor later admits penetration is almost a no-go, but Jayce is willing to try anyways.

> Benefits of meta
It's basically an enlarged clitoris freed from its hood. They do not get much larger than a roid clit.
> You might be able to fuck me with this
> Maybe. I couldn't get very deep
You also wouldn't be able to get very hard, because you don't have enough corpus cavernosum. You're better off using toys or your fingers.

> Their labia meet in a perfect, sloppy kiss
Not as bad as 'his cunt drooled as a dog', but it's up there in 'shit fanficcers say'.
> Viktor's cock bumps up against Jayce's
Both of them have roid clits, so it's like sword fighting with ring pops. The fun only lasts a minute.
> The head of his dick catches on Jayce's hole, the underside of his clit
His 'hole' is on the underside of his clit?
> It's not a porn star level of squirt
Of course. Theatrics are involved with those. Unless, of course, he starts spraying like a fire hydrant later?

> Touching Jayce's dick
Please. Neither of you have one and they're smaller than a school eraser (a comparison that I have used endlessly). Especially when you can circle your thumb and forefinger around it. It's nothing.


> Reddened cock and dripping hole
Why am I reminded of a strawberry falafel?
> His dick throbs
You'll get more vibration from a 9 volt battery.


He already made it clear they were all hookups and that he was never in any serious relationships. There's a lot of useless talk for the 'big bang' set up.

Imagine if they did crash and the cops found them and took a look at their junk. What a way to die over something so pathetic.

Of course. He doesn't have a penis, so he has to compensate with brightly colored silicone.
> I know which ones I like when I bottom
This reminds me: does Viktor like to be topped by AMABs or AFABs? Real dick or silicone? Those are the real questions.

> Your front hole
She says, while using 'squirting and vaginal ejaculation' for a tag. 'Front hole ejaculation' doesn't sound as sexy, does it? These dumbass pooners aren't really offended by the term, they just don't want you associating them with it.
> I like to feel really full
Has he had a Boss Hog yet?

> Do you like to be fucked stupid
He DID just tell you he likes to be stuffed like a turkey, so draw your own conclusions.

Now, this author is one of the few who openly admits that T can dry out the vagina and that pooners often need to resort to using topical estrogen. They hate admitting this, or gloat that it isn't a problem for them fucking your mother (bluejorts). Yeah, you being trans 'makes it easier', but you're destroying your female organs just to play pretend. There's no male bonding, just mutually assured destruction.

And that's how I know you're a woman. Gay men don't have spreadsheets. They just have a list and fuck. Only ones who do are control freaks.

Of course it's a periwinkle dildo. Very manly. Is it sparkly, too?

Yes, he wants him to do the Will Neff drop, even when Jayce doesn't have the upper body strength for it. Watch him shake from the wrong kind of exertion.

And there's the yeti coat.


This is another case where you go, 'which hole'? because the author doesn't want to use the word vagina or pussy. You are left wondering which hole gets plugged until she makes a candid admission afterwards. Turns out Jayce gets the anal plug with the vibrator first, than the vaginal dildo.


> How easily his hole accepts the toy
...which one?
> He's aware of the scar, his pale skin, his moles
Pooners just looooooooove their white boy. Give them their goddamn YouTooz statue, already!


Just a reminder: he's sucking something that barely gets 6 cm in length. The author did some research and is pre-op herself, but they never really tell you about their microdick status. Of all the things they want to mimic in men, that is one thing they don't want to mocked for.

Well thank God we know that the 'hole' here is the vagina, and not the 'back hole' or 'other hole' or whatever hole you want to use.

His tongue would do a better job than his own roid clit, but at least you're acknowledging your limitations. It doesn't make it any better, but it adds essential context.

Of course he can't feel anything - he's using a sex toy. That's the problem with using those instead of having a real penis - you can never tell when you're putting it inside aside from the reactions of your partnet.
> If it doesn't poke him too hard or in the wrong hole
Oh no, we can't have that.
> The...fuck...the
My exact reaction to this.

> His hands are so big, they cover most of Viktor's ass
They're still smaller than a man's hand.

> Exposing both holes
Why am I reminded of a sponge all of a sudden?
> His dick is still hard
That is not a dick.

It would be nice if he COULD come inside - but he has no actual penis and does not produce sperm. So you have to play pretend as you do your entire life regarding you being male.


The after sex dialogue will either be sweet or it will make you wish that both characters will shut the fuck up. This is the latter. This was 13k words of bullshit and bad formatting, and thank God the smut was nowhere near as bad as GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT or 'pussy drooled like a dog'. I'm not getting over that.

Oh my. Is that dark fantasy AU as good as this, or is it just as bloated and eye-rolling as this one? TL;DR Jayce performs a wannabe sex act on Viktor at a party, nearly drops him. Viktor is turned on, confesses in a taxi he wants to fuck. They head to Jayce's apartment to get toys, have oral, have sex with a periwinkle sex toy, and confess that they love each other. Bloated like a pig with worms. Author can't get to the point and her only point of cringe - so far - was 'their labias kissed messily'. We'll see if she produces any more content. She says she likes gentle bullying but don't be mean or else the pooner will block you

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This one is a shorter one, don't worry. Hope you like spice at this fancy party.

Spoiler

I don't know why, but 'artificial sugar' just doesn't read right to me. "Dash of sugar, mostly salt" suits Cassandra more.

A literal shit brown suit, nice.

Look at that, another subtle clocking moment the author doesn't realize she put in there. Thighs are also sexually dimorphic, especially with fat deposits, hehe.

What a waste. First it was coffee cake and now angel food cake. Give me some before you throw it out.

At times? This boy is always spacey. He's just a retarded himbo.

Yep, they're fucking on the balcony.

I second that. Why is he talking like he's in a Shakespeare play? Turns out, he's just being polite. A bit campy and over the top, but it's better than 'pussy drooling like a dog'.


No deepthroat? For shame. Imagine if he did indeed drop Viktor over the railing - it would certainly be a reversal of their meeting, eh? Least Jayce has the upper body strength to hold him this time.

He can undo his belt with his teeth? Impressive. He should have been on Game of Thrones; he would have made Ser Podrick look inferior.

And yep, there's the Rapunzel pubes. It seems trans Viktor is allergic to trimming or basic grooming.
> Much like his own voice in conversations
Intriguing how the male is always the one being heard, while the AFAB is quiet and off to the side. What do you mean by that, dear trans author?
> Viktor's slick hole and his small, sensitive cock
Small indeed. Under three inches is the rule.

> His voice is weak and small
When isn't it? Perks of being a smol trans boi.
> Twitching nub
Indeed. Did you know this was a t-dick? I didn't. The author only mentions he has one in her notes, but it never actually appears in the writing.
> Maybe even a comically large waterfall of drool falling from his mouth
Thankfully, it's not coming from Viktor's vagina this time.

> Frotting against Viktor's length
You need two penises for that.
> Admiring the way Jayce's member dwarfs his own
This is not as sexy as you think it is. You are comparing a school eraser to a school ruler. Pottery, as they say.
> His voice still sounds pussy drunk
Well as long as drool isn't coming out of one, you're good.

Great, even Jayce has Tarzan pubes. Why doesn't anyone trim down there?
> Gushy juice
Never mind, I take back what I said. 'Gushy juice' just reminds me of an octopus being squeezed.
> Jerks the swollen nub between his fingers
4.6 cms of nub.
> Stuffing him with thick, hot cum
Like a German strudel.

"Good sir, what is that cologne you're wearing? It smells...peculiar."
"It's called Gushy Juice, limited edition. It's 41% off."

> You're too busy bending me over the table to get any work done
She's not wrong there. He really IS pussy drunk.

Really? I couldn't tell. It's the most subtle, nonexistent used of it I've ever seen, and it's written by someone who isn't even ON hormones, she just says she's a man. How much do you want to bet she's fat, wears plaid and is under 5'4? There's very little penetration with a metoidioplasty. You can try getting an ALT and get that Coke can dick, but you'll probably end up looking like Nuigi with the parasites in her neophallus. Truth is stranger than fiction, you know.

People really, REALLY need to stop with this shit.

The adult is in his 30's, btw. Imagine finding out your husband is trying to fuck a teenage boy.

 

[Petrusha the White]

I don't really have strong feelings about the existence of underage fic since it's just fiction, but I do find it a little odd (not necessarily suspect, but odd) when people take two characters who are adults/similarly aged in canon and specifically make one of them underaged. Especially when it's also placed in a modern AU (or one of those similar 'mundane' AUs that strip the fantasy/scifi/historical/etc. elements from the original narrative in favor of having the characters basically live in the author's neighborhood).
Making both characters underage (e.g. a high school AU) I can get even if I don't personally find it interesting. But this is on level with people making AUs where two unrelated characters are actually related just so that they can bang anyway. I'm just not sure why people feel the need to go out of their way to alter the characters to make room for underage or incest - especially since a lot (most tbh) of these fics do take a dark tone where it's quite clear the author has no real life interest in these things and are basically using these topics as a vehicle for psychological horror or at least just "Look at me I'm so edgy". (Note that fanfic authors are often unsuccessful in actually pulling off this tone and it ends up feeling like cheap drama at best; in this case, it really is just the thought that counts.) (There are of course other fics where the tone appears to be completely uncritical and even supportive, which I do actually find rather suspect, but in my experience those are very much the minority. Even the most laissez-faire "They're not related in real life so who cares" old school incest shitpost fic will usually have them raising some token objections about "But we're brothers! It's wrong!" - as opposed to the fic going on what feels uncomfortably like an authorial treatise on why Incest Is Okay, Actually.)

Basically, if you really want to write some kind of gritty edgy grimdark psychological horror where a character is subjected to pedophilia/incest/incestuous pedophilia, I'm not sure why people don't try to find characters or ships who fit the bill better instead of completely retooling characters/ships to fit that dynamic. Even if you have some specific character you want to put through that particular psychological wringer it seems strange to me not to just have the predator in question be some hentai-style anonymous ugly bastard. Why recast another character as an incestuous pedophile if they don't already have those evil vibes in canon?

 

[Chandelier]

This one more or less writes itself: Reddit NEET in a dead end job confesses on subreddit that they'd love to be involved in rape-play. Shenanigans ensue, and someone gets their genitalia referred to as a Snickers bar.

Spoiler: MY HOUSE GOT BROKEN INTO? (GONE SEXUAL)

Our dear Trans Viktor has a problem: he's been taking too much time off of work, and any spare time he has is spent fucking random men who only use him as a easy pussy (and he can't figure out why, those damn transphobes). He wishes he had a boyfriend to take off some stress (playing Valorant clearly hasn't helped), and heads to Reddit to air his dirty fantasies: he wants to be raped. Not literally, of course! But rape-play. You'll never guess who takes him up on his offer.

> Fuck me stupidly and forcibly
And it happens to be a man with a Coke-can dick. No, I am not joking - the author actually used that cliché.
> Which didn't make sense, what part of 'forcibly' did they not understand
Fuck those porn bots and their...offers to give him a good time, even if they are mostly Indian men.
> They probably spent all day on the Internet and didn't realize that it was all homosexuals
Cute! So why do you have SUCH a problem with 'gay men' fucking you? It shouldn't be an issue finding a gay club and having a train run on you. What's the issue?
> They were on the Internet, a red flag to take any action in real life
You openly admitted you wanted to be 'fucked silly' by a stranger. You are quite literally asking for it.

Viktor's poor OPSEC gets him doxxed within five minutes of Jayce (obviously, that's him) looking through his posts. You'd think a 'gay man' living on the Internet looking for easy dick would know better.

> He would never even wish to be forcefully fucked by a complete stranger
Too late, he already admitted it. You can't take it back.
> He presumed it was darker than his own
Pooners have an obsession with darker skinned men topping, and Jayce always has a monstrous cock. I wonder what they are trying to say here?
> Two veins lined his side, like a Snicker's bar
Yep, this is a real line. Adding this to 'shit ficcers say'. At least Jayce trims his pubes and his ball hair.

I wonder how small Viktor's hands are. My hands are small, because I will fully admit I am short, but Viktor's hands, canonically, are only slightly smaller than Jayce's. I suppose the author is really going for the uwo smol trans boi thing that is waiting to get his small, tight pussy fucked by the 12 inch cock. There is an obsession here with giving Jayce a horse cock (while Viktor, if he is a man, is drawn or written as having a puny one) and making Viktor petite. The size difference only highlights the sex differences.

> That wasn't at all safe
It's fine, he'll take it. He took a Monster can up there in another life.

> I'm a trans man and I'm disabled
And Jayce's response is 'which hole?'

"You're so so small I could move you around like a rag doll. My hands can fully encircle your waist. I can make you feel my cock in your throat." - Calling it now, those exact lines are going to be used.

That 'soaked hole' is about to get stuffed full of Mexican man meat. You'll never guess how he does it, either.


TikTok and Reddit. Excellent sources of information for our lad. It's a dear shame buying proper locks and a gun weren't on his list of concerns.

They want me to see Viktor as a man with his tiny body and tiny roid clit, and yet the author can use 'masculine perfume' as if it holds meaning. True to nature, Jayce, a darker skinned man with a massive penis, breaks into Viktor's home because he was inspired by his Reddit posts and decides to fuck the trans man out of him - okay, not really. But he was inspired, and Viktor was asking for it, so...was there a crime committed?

Pooner authors always write Viktor as 'small, petite, tiny', just like Booktok and romantasy authors do. It gets irritating after a while, because they just keep confirming the sex differences they want to deny. Yes, bitch, I can clock Viktor here as female. That's all on you.

Erect? Yes, and you're about to get stuffed with that Snickers bar in your S'mores sandwich.
> Isn't that what you wanted?
I'm sure this will be revealed to be an elaborate act where Viktor did agree to it. If not, it's still rape. The gaslighting isn't going to work. There's enough of this 'his body betrayed him' to last a fucking millennia.

Correct, it IS a physiological response. If I shoved a piece of rebar up a man's ass and it hit his prostate, he'll ejaculate. That means he was asking for it, right? Besides, Viktor's body continuously betrays him, revealing he wanted it all along. So is it really rape when he's willing?
> My God, it took at least half of it
He's an uwu smol boi, what can I say?

> Noticed an accent in his voice
Yes, he's getting raped by a darker skinned son of immigrants. The jokes really do write themselves. Who knew white pooners wanted to be 'colonized' by lads south of the border?
> If he didn't want to be raped violently
No one does. But he did ask for this so we'll see if this was an elaborate set-up.
> Disassociate to the pleasure of the caresss
> He would not give that pleasure to the stranger
You were already submitting to it.
> He had no idea who he was
Yes you do, you already made that conclusion earlier.

> Needed much more strength to breathe
> Making him seem more breathless
Redundant.

> There was no way that this was so good
Looks like your body didn't just betray you, but went full scorched earth treason. That pussy play is just too good.
> It was humiliating, it was ridiculous
You already said that.
> His finger on his cock
You are really calling it that compared to what Jayce has between his legs? Spare me. The Hispanic Hog is undefeated.

He's so small he can be lifted up like a toy. And there we have the 'slurping at his cunt like he's a cup of ramen noodles' thing.
> The hands circled his entire waist
I fucking called it. These bitches cannot resist using that overused line. Hundreds of times I've seen this. HUNDREDS.

> The man could use his body, of course
So it isn't rape, and you aren't that humiliated.
> Not that Viktor thought he was an ugly man
No, you just think you're a gay one and wonder why 'gay men' treat you like you're easy.
> Not enough for a stranger to dox him
He did it because of your Reddit comments. He found out where you lived because of the cafe you liked. He learned nothing from HWNDU.

You already said that.
> Gently tug at the body hair
Uhh, is it that fucking long it can be TUGGED?! Does he have a Persian carpet down there?


Indeed he did. Turns out, this really was an elaborate play. Jayce has a few slip-ups that give it away that he's not actually raping Viktor.

> A point just below it
I thought his dick was AT his belly button. did the Hispanic Hog get nerfed? Not really. We do get a belly bulge, because pooners love their belly bulges in their tight pussies. He is indeed lucky he orgasmed twice - the Hog cannot be stopped.

Even his tongue is bigger than his, lmao. Glad to see that his Snickers dick is 'marinating' inside that spicy salsa. Mmm.

> Held both ankles with only one hand
Did you get that he's oh so smol yet?

Yep, there's the bulge. And you want to compare that roid clit to that monster, ooof.

You know who he is, you deduced it earlier. He got the information from your public Reddit comments. Be more careful next time, and don't answer to strangers after confession on a sex subreddit you want to be 'fucked silly'.
> You were made for that
This is always told to pooners and they can never get that it's the funniest thing ever. They really do want a well-hung man fucking the transness out of them.
> He knew he had to disguise himself. A poor victim, a sensitive and easily dominated man
You couldn't fight back even if you tried, because you're a 5'0 FTM. You did a good job playing the victim earlier by calling other men transphobes when they found you easy meat. Being treated as a fleshlight is par the course for things like these.

In which a disabled person becomes able-bodied once they get a good dicking. Man, the Hispanic Hog truly is superhuman!
> For him to keep going and not care about anything other than his own pleasure
The fact that Jayce brought the pillow to him and actually got him off twice did show he wasn't actually raping him, but was doing an elaborate sort of fantasy. Still, the back-and-forth on whether or not Viktor liked it gets boring after a while. You thought it was rape and then you didn't; you didn't want to be violently raped but your pussy got tickled so it was OK? OK.

> Squinting around that cock
You mean squirting? For a fuck based on how large Jayce is - 12 inches and a Coke can, per her admittance - the smut didn't last as long as I thought. But at least they came together, I guess.

> Milk every last drop
I'm honestly tired of reading this, too.
> He was squarer than himself, but less angular
Yeah, because he's male.
> Who had fucked him so hard
Indeed. He fucked the disability right out of him.

> I don't break, you know
You were worried about being asphyxiated not too long ago, and complained about people being ableist towards you. You were almost bent in half. Yeah, you can break. If it turns you on it's OK, though.
> What if I hadn't liked your attack?
There was a point where he didn't. But his 'biological instincts' took over and he enjoyed it after all. Darker skinned men really CAN get away with whatever they want!

BTW, Viktor. Look at me. He found you because of your public Reddit posts. He told you that. Don't post private info you don't want shared.

What 12'' does to a nigga. You can get a pooner who thinks it's rape to recant and like it after a minute. It's magic! Now get on your knees and eat that Snickers bar, you bad girl, you.

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Don't think I've ever read one with urethral fisting, but uh, here's the first. This the same author that wrote that Steampunk V a while back, where there was a lot of piss involved. This cranks it up to 11 - with cockroaches, mold in a bong, and utter fucking filth that puts you right into the 'troon dungeons' thread. Also starring pooners becoming fairies because the acid trip is just that good. 'Fistfuck my dickhole, bro' is a real line.

Spoiler: "Acid fairy fisting dickhole'

> Fishy fishy fish making it stinky
You are going to want to be high off your mind reading this, because it is just as fucked up as it appears. In the business we call this foreshadowing.
> I'm just fucking with you, he wails
Why is he wailing?
> God, why are you so giant? Your tall ass
Male genes, baby. It isn't just testosterone. You take T yet it doesn't give you male height. You can thank mini puberty for making males so huge.
> Genuinely, kill yourself
I have never read a line that fits a fic so accurately. I believe both of them should.

The snark gets boring real quick.

> Engineering students aren't known for their cleanliness
Maybe not, but you should not have fucking trash everywhere in your apartment. That is how you get cockroaches - which they DO - rats and mice, bedbugs, and other insects that you do not want around. The room is coated with week smoke and residue, and oh, to top it off...there's fucking BLACK MOLD IN THEIR BATHROOM.

If your last roommate couldn't last A SINGLE WEEK, what does that tell you? You should be evicted, you goddamn swamp rats.

You know you can sell aluminum cans to get a few bucks, right? You don't have to stack them in your filthy room to make a cheap bong. Sell them and make some real money like actual homeless people do.
> Viktor almost inhaled a cockroach
If there's one, there's more. These people live worse than Asmongold. These are also the same troons telling you that JKR has black mold on her walls, while living in filth themselves. Of course the trans man has a fucking cockroach in his bong.
> Forming a swamp-colored coating, and not the rudiments of mold
They can't even clean their own bongs, those dirty fucks. I doubt they have even heard of soap in their lives. Black mold is dangerous, and if Viktor has bad lungs now, he's in for a real treat.

> Overgrown fingernails
The pooner can afford T and wear 'gender appropriate clothing', yet can't wash them, can't trim his nails, can't clean the floors and can't vacuum because hurrrr I am too disabled. Build a Roomba. Or get Cait to buy you one. This is disgusting.
> They quickly realized their shortsightedness
They refuse to clean because they are 'so busy', have black mold on the walls and bathroom, and Viktor doesn't even clean his cheap vibrators. Typical. I really do wonder if the 'urethral fisting' will get better than this.

Nothing like licking old ejaculate on a bed that hasn't been cleaned in weeks after it's been shoved up a vagina that likely stinks to high heaven from dryness and infection, and has cockroaches running everywhere. Yes, please, do kill yourselves.
> Minecraft creeper shirt that he stole from a thrift store
Of course the cockroach pooner has to steal from thrift stores. What a cheapass.
> NIN t-shirt
Nice taste in bands, you really are the filthy emos of the 2007 era.

They don't wash their clothes for months, and it isn't because of a 'long waiting time', they're just lazy. Wet clothes that aren't dried properly become mildew, and moldy, too. Waiting a whole ass month to clean your clothes is disgusting. Buy some detergent and wash them in your sink if you're going to be that goddamn cheap.
> What a bold fucking move
Not as bold as having roaches in your bong water.

You have no room to morally posture when your living conditions are so disgusting you would end up on an episode of Hoarders in another life. Black mold, again, is dangerous - and if can be on the hook for trashing your dorm like that. These people are too lazy to clean even when a mop and bleach exists. There are aids to help with cleaning if you are disabled. But they are just 'too tired' and 'too lazy'. Actual women would be seen as pigs for this. What is their excuse?

> Even hormones under the counter
Who cares if there's black mold in your bathroom, you better get that fucking testosterone!

> His favorite Jordans
You can afford JORDANS but you can't afford cleaning supplies. Fuck right off.
> Cloyingly domestic
If you were domestic that room would be spotless. You wouldn't be just getting on your knees for sucking dick, you'd be scrubbing those floors.
> Another absolutely brilliant phrase from the great scientist of our time
Whose life will be cut short from black mold. Quoteworthy. Brilliant. Let's watch him fist someone's urethra.

> I'm not that short
You might as well be five feet.
> He is still physically stronger
Because he is male.
> My dick is thicker than your hand
Is it Coke-can sized, or is Viktor's hand as small as an Auschwitz prisoner?
> At least Viktor doesn't talk about those mystical butterflies in his stomach that are glorified in every pulp novel
Cute. Quoteworthy. Breaking the 4th wall. You're so much better than those pulp novels, with your black mold and 12'' Snickers bars and Mexican man meat bigger than an FTM's wrist. Sooooooo much better.

> Looks absolutely fucking whorish
He has to be on his knees somehow, and it wasn't from scrubbing toilets.
> Looking for an angle from which his wrist would look thicker than Jayce's dick
Of course not. This is the Hispanic Hog and he needs to fuck some junkie pussy. Luckily he has his 'best friend' there to service him.

> His drunken mind involuntarily pictures something different in the place of the bong
He means his cock. He wants Viktor to choke on it vs the bong. Also, you aren't drunk, you're having an acid trip.
> The metal piercing clanking against their teeth
Spoiler: it's this device that is going to batter Viktor's cervix. How, you might ask? Just wait.
> Friends do that all the time
Friends live in a cockroach infested dorm and don't bathe for days on end and ask about dick sizes. Very masculine, totally heterosexual bonding there, dood.

And here we have the answer to the urethral fisting question: during the acid-spiked-weed trip, Jayce imagines that Viktor is now a tiny fairy, so tiny and small and cute, that he proceeds to douse in cum. Nothing I say is exaggerated.

> He never would have imagined that Viktor shaves
Me neither. He usually sports a Tarzan bush down there. This time, it's on his legs vs his pubis mons, and he's a smooth as a whistle down there. It is indeed a bit disconcerting because a smooth, tiny fairy almost gives off child-like vibes.
> Just under the pelvic bone
And how are you seeing this with the naked eye, high as fuck?
> My cockhead's gotta be bigger than your actual head right now
He isn't joking.
> He hasn't showered since yesterday because he can clearly smell the musk now
That isn't the worst thing. Even though he lives in a moldy, bug infested apartment and stinks to high heaven, his semen stinks, too. Also note how Viktor is smooth, yet Jayce isn't.

> The smell becomes too obvious and Jayce's mouth begins to water
And it isn't because it smells good. That shit has got to smell like spoiled meat.
> Viktor could stick his whole arm in there, he could clench it into a fist, being inside up to his elbow
I've never read a fic where someone is turned into a literal fairy and fists a dude's urethra, so this is the first. This author has a habit of writing weird shit, so it doesn't surprise me that she inevitably found an audience for it. She must have been tripping herself while writing this.

I wonder how long ago Viktor has showered. I bet his ass stinks, too. I hope he didn't finger himself with those same fingers that went up his ass.
> Put it in. Shove it inside nice and deep. Fistfuck my dickhole, bro.
This is a real line, and will now be one of my top lines, along with 'pussy drooling like a dog' and 'GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT'. Ah, the stuff you find.

> Salty cocktail of fluids from both bodies
Bodies that haven't been washed or taken care of, and probably smell of mildew and stale weed. Disgusting.
> Which is still clamped in the urethra
So he's stuck there.
> Jayce uses him just like one of those toys Viktor keeps under his pillow
He's not kidding. He uses him like an oversized ring pop.
> He would slide along with the foreskin, up and down
Hope he doesn't vomit from that day old smegma.
> Jayce would let him stomp on his sack
> Just like cats knead blankets and pillows
Cats have claws. Do you want sharp claws on your nuts? I don't think so.

> He placed his other hand at the opening of the urethra, and began to push it terribly slowly along the sticky forearm
I'm having trouble putting this together. One of his hands is already in the urethra. Is he using the other to push it inside, or is he using his forearm to trace it along the tip? I am confused.
> Semen has clogged up into his sinuses, he coughs, and the liquid bubbles
I am surprised he didn't drown in said bubbling semen, what with him being a Winx fairy and all. Then, in an effort to clean him up, Jayce licks him like a cat, savouring the taste of his dirty cum.

He is so incredibly disgusting that he will get on his knees and lick semen off the mold-infested tiles vs scrubbing said tiles and keeping it clean. He's licking up soap scum and pubes and whatever else you can think of, because he'd rather be doing that than scrubbing a toilet. This is like that Hoarders episode where that one woman was huffing the fumes of her own shit and eating salad coated with it.
> His pale, thin thigh
Oh well at least your stinky pooner kept the white skin, eh?

> Tiny cocklet
Literally. It wouldn't even be better than his pinky nail.
> So chronically bitchless
> Two nasty losers living in a bug-infested dorm and getting absolutely blazed while watching cartoons
You just answered your own question. You have cockroaches, and presumably bedbugs and other nasty creatures, as well as a BLACK MOLD INFESTATION BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY LICKING YOUR SEMEN OFF THE WALLS VS CLEANING THEM. You don't need bitches, you need an exterminator and chemical warfare.

Yep, he's literally tonguefucking him with that piercing. This is where the cervix bruising tag comes from.

Always the obsession with pale skin.
> Now he can fuck metal into himself more aggressively, to the point of potential bruises on his internal organs
Don't do that. Then you'll have a cum-filled Fruit Gusher.
> Viktor is already waist deep in his best friend's mouth
I wasn't aware Jayce had entered his Armie Hammer era.
> If he clenches them a little harder, he would be able to snap through the thin body without any difficulty. It's probably no more difficult than snapping a chicken bone
Huh, wasn't aware there was subtle guro. But go ahead and eat that pooner. It'd be like chugging a TRT pill, with weed mildew and black mold.
> They were supposed to repeat one of those saccharine cliches with awkward confessions, weird first kisses and the first mutual handjobs
Maybe not in a cockroach infested apartment, eh? You can fistfuck his dickhole where it's cleaner.


...What an odd thing to say. It sounds like she's speaking from experience here. A lizard falling asleep in piss? They like being dry, plus their skin is hydrophobic.

Turns out, Viktor never turned into a fairy. Jayce was just mad tripping with all that cum and cervix beating - which I have to wonder how he did unless he unlatched his tongue like a horse. It's clear they had normal sex, and Viktor was proud - but I couldn't even focus on that because of how utterly fucking filthy their apartment was. If you live in a place that is worse than an episode of Hoarders, it's time to stop getting on your knees to lick your own cum off the tiles and scrub. Don't make me come in there with the Dyson and a whip. Fritz Haber will no longer be the father of chemical warfare.

Figured I'd let the author speak for herself here.

Her Twitter profile:

Mature. Oh I'm sure you're fucking everyone's mothers with cockroaches in your bong.

Of course, Troy Bolton gave a standing ovation, but told the lass to stay off the cockroaches:

Making both characters underage (e.g. a high school AU) I can get even if I don't personally find it interesting. But this is on level with people making AUs where two unrelated characters are actually related just so that they can bang anyway. I'm just not sure why people feel the need to go out of their way to alter the characters to make room for underage or incest - especially since a lot (most tbh) of these fics do take a dark tone where it's quite clear the author has no real life interest in these things and are basically using these topics as a vehicle for psychological horror or at least just "Look at me I'm so edgy".

It's part of the fetish. There is a genre of having students lust after their teachers, but it's mostly college students. Having a teenage boy be groomed and preyed on by a married man (to a black woman) with a child no less who is the same age as the boy he's grooming is peak Lolita shit. Someone sat there and went, 'hell yeah, that's hot' and run with it. It's never about the psychological impact because to them, pederasty isn't a big deal. So long as a woman isn't involved, everything is acceptable.

Why recast another character as an incestuous pedophile if they don't already have those evil vibes in canon?

Because they get off on humiliating a character that is good-hearted in nature. It's part of the appeal. If they made the ugly or evil one a rapist they'd start bitching about 'ableism' or why the ugly one is the rapist (they're okay with darker skinned characters being a rapist, though).

 

[Petrusha the White]

It's part of the fetish. There is a genre of having students lust after their teachers, but it's mostly college students. Having a teenage boy be groomed and preyed on by a married man (to a black woman) with a child no less who is the same age as the boy he's grooming is peak Lolita shit. Someone sat there and went, 'hell yeah, that's hot' and run with it. It's never about the psychological impact because to them, pederasty isn't a big deal. So long as a woman isn't involved, everything is acceptable.

Honestly, I disagree. While there are absolutely people out there who do write this because they see pederasty (or any other horrible thing that exclusively involves men and doesn't really harm women) as no big deal, as far as I've seen in my many years of reading exactly this kind of fic, it's not the majority nor is it even a significant minority. Of course not every fic is trying to be a sensitive psychological study of the effects of trauma either, but generally speaking the sexual aspect to these stories is the taboo and traumatic nature of the act(s). The appeal lies in making the character suffer, so it's necessary to the story/fetish to not treat it like it's no big deal.
I think that when fics come across as handwaving the psychological impact, generally it's because the author is attempting to address it in a non-handholdy way, i.e. they don't want to have the characters just sit down and talk amongst themselves for twenty paragraphs about how traumatized they are (because that's boring and cringe as hell), but the author just simply doesn't have the skills to impart "This character is badly traumatized" more subtly and realistically. I think what you're seeing is more incompetence than indifference.

Of course, I suppose that it's possible that the fandoms you hang out in (that I personally have no experience with) have a disproportionate amount of authors who genuinely don't care about psychological impact and like to imagine a fantasy world where these things are no big deal. I don't know. I'm not saying that these people don't exist. And the ones that do exist, I vastly prefer them writing fic about it as opposed to making it someone else's problem in real life. But I am saying that in the fandoms I've been in, and in the darkfic I've read - as someone who specifically seeks out darkfic - that sort of person is very much the minority and when they do crop up people are overwhelmingly uninterested in what they write.

When we say we want to put our blorbos in a blender, we mean we don't want them to be able to just walk it off afterwards. You gotta treat the bad thing like a bad thing.

Because they get off on humiliating a character that is good-hearted in nature. It's part of the appeal. If they made the ugly or evil one a rapist they'd start bitching about 'ableism' or why the ugly one is the rapist (they're okay with darker skinned characters being a rapist, though).

This makes sense to an extent, though at that point I would assume that the fics really should focus more on how this originally good-hearted character got started on this "path of darkness". Though a lot of the fics like this are written from the rapist's POV, so maybe this is another case of incompetence vs. indifference. The author wants to explore how an otherwise "good"/"normal" person could rationalize themselves into doing something so terrible, has no clue how this might actually go down psychologically, doesn't have the writing skills to capture such complex subjects in the first place, and ends up getting distracted by the smut anyway...

I guess I'm just too much of a stickler for characterization to understand this impulse. I do like corruption plotlines, but I always want the characters to be corrupted into doing something that feels plausible given the source material. A sufficiently skilled writer could probably manage to present just about anything as plausible for any given character... but skilled writers don't usually end up in this thread.

 

[Blackhole]

Today, I made the mistake of looking at the Team Fortress 2 tags on AO3. I found this tranny who is obsessed with incest, pedophila, and necrophila. They have 40 pseuds, and I don't have the patience to sort through all of the gross shit they've written, so I'll just show you a sample of xer's work.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63533533

https://archiveofourown.org/users/woundilingus/pseuds

Hopefully this tranny will die quickly and painfully before they have the chance to sexually exploit a child.

 

[Chandelier]

The second chapter of that fic where a transphobe gets a whackin' has been posted. Featuring late night dinners with abeulas, long talks, and some spicy action at the end. The first chapter is here.

Spoiler: Chapter 2 - Whackin' and Jackin'

Haha, get it? It's a subtle sex joke! You normies clearly can't read between the lines *wink wink*
> That was the first time frotting, Viktor
To frot you need two dicks, and Jayce does not have one.
> Came (hehe) easily
HAHAHA GET IT IT'S A SEX JOKE
> Find a way to trade resources back and forth between the cities of Piltover and Zaun
Someone doesn't know their lore. The Hexgates were to transport goods across Valoran to faraway states like Noxus or Demacia. Trade between the cities relies on the Bridge of Progress. Big difference.

> Crack it
It's 'crank it'.

Poor Sky. She's introduced as a starry-eyed girl that tells the faggot and faggot-to-be that they need a second rabbit so the former won't get lonely. Impeccable scientists they are.

Uh oh, is the nigger crossing into your territory? We can't have that, now. She gives heart eyes and all you see is a nail for your hammer. Calm yourself, dood.

> I felt a bit protective
Over another woman? What were you going to do, beat her ass?
> Ximena practically squealed
So not only is she a 'fag hag', she's a handmaiden, thankful that her pooner daughter finally found and attractive man who will marry her. She'll get her kids and white picket fence, but make it 'gay'.

Aw, look at that. She's crying! Crying because her 'son' found true love in a man who isn't a transphobe. Aren't you crying, too?

>That in his mind his being with Viktor all began that night
What? Is this English? What 'being' began?

> It was very apparent just how little Piltover had about its sister city
It knows a lot, actually. Most of the archives about Zaun's history are there, bias notwithstanding. You'll find information on the original landmass over there, too.

> You've got your father's jaw
A glass jaw. You can't change that female skull.
> He didn't get to meet me, but I think...Ma said he would have been okay with it
AKA he would be okay with his daughter being a pooner. Guess you found a workaround to continue your family line, eh?

So, we find out that Jayce the genius, the pooner, who went out of his way to get a metoidioplasty, does not know what the clitoris is or how it works. This means he jumped right into the surgery to get it elongated so he could have a mimicry of a penis and to 'stand to pee', without realizing it extends pretty far inside the vagina. You would think the pooner would understand that it isn't just a 'nub', but no. They are someone who has a mental breakdown over the word 'vagina'.
> Rested it against his back entrance
Just use anus or asshole. C'mon, now.
> When he had a self-lubricating hole
> His front hole
Fuck off. You know it's a vagina.
> It was his own kind of prostate
No, those are your Skene's glands. That's the homologous structure. A prostate is inside a man's ass.

> I managed to get the cleaning I wanted done, finished
Redundant.

> Though because of being a graduate
*Because he was a graduate
> There's the sports events on
*When the sports events are on
> Pieces of yellow metal
That is a Blitzcrank reference.

He stretches his leg out twice, a sentence apart.

> He definitely felt more comfortable in a submissive role
I wonder why that is.
> Jayce blushed
> The light pink blush
He sure does blush a lot.
> He had found a toy that pulsed against his cock until he could stroke it himself
So...one that massages his clit. OK.
> Some guys aren't into anal
Straight guys and women usually aren't, but blame our porn saturated culture and guys wanting to shove things up their asses for that.

> Does referring to it as a prostate work for you?
He doesn't have one. The Skene's glands are in a different spot. Jayce would not have found one in his anus; it is possible to stimulate the G-spot through the anal walls. That is probably what he found instead.


> I feel very cared for
And this reads very feminine.
> Jayce no longer felt the threat of looming tears
Aww, he's just so affirmed and cared for and don't you just feel like a man right along with him?
> It was a realistic dildo with a stroker available for his body type
I love the implications that his metoidioplasty t-dick is not large enough for penetration so he needs a dildo just to make things even. Sad!

Yes, Jayce, since you are not on birth control and T is not a contraceptive, you can absolutely get pregnant after you have penis in vagina sex. Viktor is being responsible here. Either get an IUD to abstain from sex.

> Sucked his cock like a parched man
Ah, this cliché.
> Steal a taste of Jayce's hole
Thank God I know he's talking about cunnilingus because I would assume he's tasting the other one. That's the problem when you refer to the vagina as a hole - you wonder which one is getting serviced.

This smut is not good. Hell, it's fucking boring. It's a case of 'nothing's happening, nothing's happening, it's over. Everybody looks pissed'. A far cry from Viktor being turned into a fairy and vaginas 'drooling like dogs'.

> Oogled
Ogled.

> Noted how it could be used for massages
Viktor literally just told you that.

While I appreciate the talking and the walkthroughs on what each partner wants - a far cry from the 'shove it in and wait for that Snickers to work' I've seen so often - it's just boring. People only read these things for the sex, and if you can't deliver, then it's not going to rack up bookmarks and attention.

Yes, Jayce decided to penetrate Viktor with something that is under 6 cm (2 inches, for the Burgers). There's not going to be enough material to penetrate or do the job right, and I can't shake the feeling that Viktor is lying here because there's no way he's going to feel throbbing in 2 inches of roid clit. It does nothing for him whatsoever.

You're crying over this? I'd be crying over that micropenis. How does it feel knowing a saltine cracker is bigger than you?

> Slid into his hole
Well he put a condom on, so we know it's his vagina.
> As Viktor pushed in. So slowly, Jayce could adjust easily
Look, it's the queercatfan sentence structure. Also note that Viktor's penis is never described as large, thick or huge as Jayce's usually is. He is almost always drawn with one that is 1/3rd the size of Jayce. Gotta make the white man look like a cuck somehow.

You don't have a prostate. The author states this was an experiment in gender euphoria, yet she has no idea how her own female body works. The analogous part to the prostate is the Skene's gland, but others suggest it is the G-spot. Either way, females do not have a prostate gland like men do; you are not going to find it in your asshole.

As for le heckin' transphobia, this appeared to be the author's dream of wanting to smack transphobes when she could never do it in real life. They always project their fantasies into their work, and this time around, it was through tears, T dick penetration, and boring as fuck smut. This author has a larger work with Viktor as a merman, and I am tempted to see if it is as boring as this. If it is, she's not a very good author, and people only stick around for legacy's sake.

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This was interesting as it is a fic written by an engaged couple. Twice the pride, double the fall.

Spoiler: Tie up this bootstrap paradox

> The same as he had almost every night for the previous two months
Two people wrote this and edited their work, and they couldn't catch that this doesn't make sense at all. "He was alone, the same as he had been almost every night for the past two months" is all it takes to make it legible.

> If he was tired and strained
This suggests a hypothetical, when he IS tired and stressed. This is redundant.

> He has no idea how to explain this, how to explain what happened
He also uses the 'I have no time' argument, while wasting time saying Viktor has to destroy the Hexcore without giving reasons why. He has no idea how to explain this, while explaining it in abstract, lmao.

> I don't really have the time to explain
'There was no time' cliché. I'm reminded of SBFP when they'd use that line...ah, how time flies.
> Igneous
A type of rock formed from cooling magma. What you just wrote makes no sense.
> There is something dreadful about what that implies
You're a smart man. A man who looks like Jayce, who looks like he went through hell and back and looks and smells like rotting flesh, appears in your lab and starts saying weird shit. What do you think the implications are?
> Whatever Viktor and the Hexcore have is parasitic
Yet it makes him a mage so it's a symbiotic parasite, lmao

> Viktor that thing
"Viktor, that thing - you don't need it." - There, I fixed it.
> You're perfect
He's literally dying of a terminal illness, you fuck. Do not pull this bullshit now.
> The Hexcore kills everything it heals
Because of plot. It's a wild rune that transforms people into metal while sucking away flesh, but is 'stabilized' with the Inspiration rune. IDK, S2 fucked this up so any explanation is good at this point.

> Where his thin body might block the circling Jayce's access to the fledging core like a mother-something might stand between a hunter and her cub
This also doesn't make sense. 'He stands between it like a mother protecting its young' would work, but the 'motherhood' aspect might trigger the pooner, so I guess we have to stick with this shitty simile. 'Lioness and her cub' would work, as would 'a bear and her cub'.

Mel really can't catch a break. Every fic she's in, especially the pooner ones, it's a not-so-subtle GET THIS FUCKING NIGGER OUT OF OUR SHIP declaration. She's catching strays and she's not even there.
> How can he not have shown Viktor any of it?
Is the 'he' Mage Viktor, by any chance? If so, your guess is as good as mine
> What I've done
I'll face myself
To cross out what I've become
It's literally the Linkin Park song.

She's still catching strays, lmao.
> Lifting himself up into a sit upon the table's edge
...What the fuck. 'He lifts himself to sit upon the table's edge'. There. There's fucking two of you, put in the work!
> Pale, unmarred
We love our white boys, don't we, folks?

> Viktor weighs nothing to him
Of course not. He's a lil pooner.
> If he puts Viktor down
This sudden POV change took me by the wayside. Because one moment Viktor is on his shoulder, then he gets picked up again, which is just his POV of getting picked up...keep it consistent. This reads like he did it twice.

> By the waist
Yeah, because you're his bride and he's going to fuck the trans man out of you with that Snickers Bar, get it?
> Jayce's musk
Six months of unwashed man ass and smegma and you're still turned on? Damn. That boy would be getting a high-powered hosing down from me.
> Perhaps not a time-traveling Jayce
He gave you several clues that he wasn't from your timeline. It seems you forgot.
> I've never lied to you
Technically, you have. You've broken several promises and both of you admit that.

Zaun should be capitalized.
>Could we, ah, be face-to-face for this conversation
Yes, they were having this love confession while Viktor was thrown over Jayce's shoulder. What a gentleman.
>There's barely been a moment of our time together that I haven't at least had the beginnings of it
Beginnings of what? Two people are writing this shit and it still reads like they're at a sixth grade reading level trying to write at a Grade 12 level.

> That feeling of disconnection, disassociating him from the bone-chilling terror of his mortality
It's OK, you at least get a good dicking out of it.

The funny thing is...all of Viktor's fears eventually come true. He is written out of the history textbooks and made as if he never existed at all. No one knows of him or his inventions. He truly died four times.
> Maybe the world won't know, I don't know how to make them know
Well that's very motivating, Jayce! You don't know if Viktor will be remembered or honored but he has to trust you, anyways!

> I'm not leaving until that's a future I can secure
I thought there was no time to explain? Oh well, guess there's plenty of time to skewer a pooner on your meat stick.
> Maybe this is the last thing they ought to do while the fate of the Hexcore still hangs in the balance
S2 Jayce comes in here and tells Viktor it's evil and doesn't elaborate, and instead fucks him on his desk because he's 'running out of time' and that it's integral that he change the future by...not really changing the future. Viktor is still dying. Your dick might speedrun it but you're still not saving him.

> Jayce wants it to know jealousy. He wants it to know failure and loss and specifically losing Viktor
Well, it didn't lose Viktor. It merged with him. It hasn't merged with him yet.
> The crushing kiss of a man starving
This cliché again. Calling it now that I'm going to see the 'hands wrapped around his waist and met in the middle' shit, too.

> An unmistakable size and shape
Lemme guess: there's going to be a belly bulge because he's 12'' long and 5'' of girth, and has veins like a Snickers bar.
> They say dying stars burn the hottest
No, those are blue stars. 'Red and dead' are considered dead universes because of red stars.
> Viktor's tongue steals into Jayce's waiting maw to dance and slide
Oh, we're doing the 'their tongues danced' cliché, too.
> In desperate need of a good toothbrushing
He's kissing a man who's eaten rotten meat and hasn't brushed his teeth for six months. Hot.

> That everything boils down to the masquerade of Piltover and the denial of what was between them the entire time
So your inventions don't matter and neither does helping people of lesser means; all you live for is to fuck each other. That's certainly a nice moral code to live by.
> The jut of his cock is easy to find
I'm surprised he CAN find it as it's usually buried in Tarzan pubes.
> His cunt throbs once Jayce sniffs him
Yes, he sniffs like a dog. Fits the bill of him being an unwashed mutt.
> Thrusting the point of his tongue against his slick hole
Just use entrance, you fuck. I know you aren't actually triggered by 'vagina'.
> So eager to mate he'd spear him open in seconds flat
For once, the Hispanic Hog is not described in detail, when that is something these authors cannot resist. In fact, there's even a tag called 'Jayce has a large penis', but most fics don't actually use it. The smut itself is actually rather tame.

> No real, functional purpose behind it as far as biology is concerned
Eh? He's fucking you because he has the innate desire to breed, and he knows you have complementary parts. Otherwise he'd just stick it in your ass. What a dumb thing to say.
> Every smutty book he ever indulged in focused solely on the clit when it came to cunnilingus
Because it has over 10,000 nerves. Don't think I didn't catch the 4th wall break there. 'Our fic is better than those trashy smut novels' hurrrr.
> Vestibule between his clit and hole
You can use labia and not vagina? Do explain that reasoning to me.
> A Jayce from the future
Oh, so NOW he gets it.
> Cunt and cock
Your clit isn't a cock, now shut it.

> Glorious cunt
Indeed, since it can make or break the world. White pussy is a helluva thing.
> Until the tips of their cocks
No.
> Watches the head of Jayce's cock smush haphazardly against his own, and feels his own vulva pulse from clit to hole
You can use vulva but not vagina (x2). One bit of female anatomy offends you, but the other doesn't.

> He dwarfs Viktor so thoroughly
Because he's so smol. UWU. Just a tiny lil pooner pretending to be a man.
> The memory of his cunt will keep Jayce exactly this warm the rest of his days
I wonder what will happen in Chapter 2. Will there be a threesome? Will S1 Jayce get jealous and skewer Viktor like a rotisserie chicken? Will we finally see the 'his hands were so big they wrapped around the middle'? Place your bets.

> They lick into each other's mouth like dogs
I almost liked this kissing scene, and then you had to pull an OhNovi and do a dog metaphor. First, it was 'his pussy drooled like a dog' and now this. What the fuck, man.

> His swollen cunt throbs a little harder at the thought
Of what? Getting bred? Well that fits the bill, doesn't it? A woman, pretending to be a man, having the transness fucked out of her by a well-hung male, and taking that seed like an Easy Bake oven. Going right back to biology with this one.

And that concludes the first chapter. The smut was not as dramatic or overwhelming as I expected, but it lost me when the authors wrote them kissing each other like dogs. These people don't seem to realize that making them 'do it like animals' literally doesn't make their smut serious - it makes it look like a parody. I STILL think about the 'his pussy drooled like a dog' and you do not want that. No one is going to remember your storylines or characters but for that. As this is written by an engaged couple, you only have yourselves to blame for any mistakes.

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This was found on a 'shotacon fic' where one of the characters has got to be around 10 years old, and the other a teenager. It's OK because one of them is FTM.

Spoiler

They have 40 pseuds, and I don't have the patience to sort through all of the gross shit they've written, so I'll just show you a sample of xer's work.

FORTY PSEUDS?! Christ almighty. They don't need to touch grass, they need to see the inside of a conveyor belt.

 

[Paper Machete]

I don't think the "it's not their kink/fetish if they frame it to be le bad" always lands though. There are a lot of fic writers I've come across that keep repeating the same story line of student/teacher, age gaps, and etc. in a lot of the stuff they write. Their bookmarks will tell a similar story. It holds a certain fascination for them that is definitely odd.

I do think many of them have a sexual fascination with it. But it's just that their fantasies are still morbid rather than operating on what you'd normally call "porn logic". This is another difference between men and women when fantasizing about certain things. The males are more likely to create a porn logic world where X is inexplicably allowed (or it's suspiciously easy to get away with). While the female equivalent goes for more morbid, dark feelings. I don't necessarily think this means they don't get a sort of kick out of it though. And it'd be naive to handwave it.

Write one story about a toxic, unhealthy, even outright abusive relationship and you've tapped into cathartic feelings over a dark topic a lot of people are afraid to touch. Write two, well, okay. But you already made your point? Three, eh....getting sus now.

 

[Catboi]

I don't think the "it's not their kink/fetish if they frame it to be le bad" always lands though. There are a lot of fic writers I've come across that keep repeating the same story line of student/teacher, age gaps, and etc. in a lot of the stuff they write. Their bookmarks will tell a similar story. It holds a certain fascination for them that is definitely odd.

I do think many of them have a sexual fascination with it. But it's just that their fantasies are still morbid rather than operating on what you'd normally call "porn logic". This is another difference between men and women when fantasizing about certain things. The males are more likely to create a porn logic world where X is inexplicably allowed (or it's suspiciously easy to get away with). While the female equivalent goes for more morbid, dark feelings. I don't necessarily think this means they don't get a sort of kick out of it though. And it'd be naive to handwave it.

Write one story about a toxic, unhealthy, even outright abusive relationship and you've tapped into cathartic feelings over a dark topic a lot of people are afraid to touch. Write two, well, okay. But you already made your point? Three, eh....getting sus now.

Way too many people think it doesn't count as a kink if they prefer something realistic/don't like porn logic. I've seen a lot of people make that type of smut (where it's abuse/grooming/etc) and the excuse is WELL IT'S REALISTIC I'M EXPLORING THE DYNAMIC!! IT'S NOT KINK!!

Like okay but you're still creating incredibly detailed porn for sexual purposes

 

[Paper Machete]

Way too many people think it doesn't count as a kink if they prefer something realistic/don't like porn logic. I've seen a lot of people make that type of smut (where it's abuse/grooming/etc) and the excuse is WELL IT'S REALISTIC I'M EXPLORING THE DYNAMIC!! IT'S NOT KINK!!

Like okay but you're still creating incredibly detailed porn for sexual purposes

Yeah, there's also the fact a lot of these have graphic, detailed sex scenes. Where as if you're writing something dark without it being a sexual fascination for you, you hint at those things and imply they're happening or reference them in past tense but don't write full on erotic scenes of it usually.

 

[Petrusha the White]

I don't think the "it's not their kink/fetish if they frame it to be le bad" always lands though. There are a lot of fic writers I've come across that keep repeating the same story line of student/teacher, age gaps, and etc. in a lot of the stuff they write. Their bookmarks will tell a similar story. It holds a certain fascination for them that is definitely odd.

I do think many of them have a sexual fascination with it. But it's just that their fantasies are still morbid rather than operating on what you'd normally call "porn logic". This is another difference between men and women when fantasizing about certain things. The males are more likely to create a porn logic world where X is inexplicably allowed (or it's suspiciously easy to get away with). While the female equivalent goes for more morbid, dark feelings. I don't necessarily think this means they don't get a sort of kick out of it though. And it'd be naive to handwave it.

Write one story about a toxic, unhealthy, even outright abusive relationship and you've tapped into cathartic feelings over a dark topic a lot of people are afraid to touch. Write two, well, okay. But you already made your point? Three, eh....getting sus now.

Yeah, this was what I was trying to say/make reference to. I don't think it's not a kink/fetish and a good chunk (probably most) of the people who write this kind of thing do indeed have a sexual interest in the taboo and traumatic. But ~99% of writers still know it's le bad and don't seem like they have real life interest in it; the appeal is in the characters suffering (so it has to be framed as le bad) but the operative word here is "characters", as in whatever happens to them literally doesn't matter and the consequences only exist in the reader's imagination. It's the ~1% of writers who do seem like they have a real life interest in it that worry me.

Honestly, even ridiculous male porn logic fics don't tend to bother me much either. Generally with those you can still tell that the author considers their ridiculous fucked up universe to be purely imaginary (i.e. they don't project it onto real life) and not something that has any purpose to existence besides faciliating jerking off. Personally I hate this kind of egregious porn logic, but I still get that the majority of fics written like that are basically harmless. It's when the author seems a little too invested, like they seem to actually want to live in a world like that, where I start to wonder about hard drive checks or criminal records.

My go-to example for "Fics that make me think the author is ACTUALLY a pedophile" is Hogwarts Exposed, which repeatedly paused the story (or the series of retarded barely connected events that masqueraded as a story) so the characters could discuss amongst themselves how hypersexual nudist underage adopted sisters giving each other cunnilingus while their parents listen in is TOTALLY NORMAL AND NATURAL YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S MAKING IT WEIRD SO SHUT UP. There were also multiple segments where the author practically broke the fourth wall to insist to the readers that the constant nudity was 100% innocent and nonsexual, and then go on to describe a sixteen-year-old's breasts bouncing around as she jogged one paragraph later. And also specifically mentioning that every female character shaved her pubes, which hippy "free body culture" types usually don't do.
None of these are jokes, by the way, that's literally just what Hogwarts Exposed is like. I deadass hope that the guy who wrote it is in jail now.

Any fic that presents something obviously weird and sexual as innocent/normal/nonsexual is, imo, much worse than one where the author is unapologetically jerking off to the AO3 archive warnings.

 

[Chandelier]

Speaking of fetishes, in the ABO fandom, there's a big emphasis on 'breaking in' the omega, the stand-in for women, as a means of getting them into their 'true nature'. What is this true nature, you ask? It's a fancy way of dressing down sex slavery. And it's almost always the non-traditionally masculine man who is the omega. The alpha is always the more masculine male; the bigger, stronger, and more aggressive one that can basically do whatever the fuck they want. They also have glowing eyes and teeth like a rabid coyote. The first two chapters of this barely-disguised fetish is here.

Spoiler: Chapter 1 - Gushing Omega Cream

We discover that Viktor, an omega, doesn't enjoy sex because other alphas were too cruel or inconsiderate, because an alpha only exists to breed and fuck. Despite his insistence he does not like it, Jayce insists he will, and offers himself in not-too-nice terms that he is going to be the one doing it.

> Two people can experience together
Whoever said it's just between two people? Is there no polyamory in this world?
> The alphas you slept with must have really sucked if you ended up hating everything about sex
This really is a 'Don't knock it till you try it' fic, where Jayce tells him he'll like sex if he gives him a good dicking.
> I know how biology works
Funny. The author doesn't.

> His alpha instincts
Which involve him talking and acting like a Neanderthal and sticking that dog dick in 'his' omega, because it's Just Biology for an omega to just give in.
> Bringing him food and sweet treats
They really are like dogs, aren't they?
> Who he already viewed as his in a way
He's a human, not property. But in this AU, an omega never has a choice. He just has to lie down and take it because That's Just Biology.

> Flashed red
Are you a vampire, now?
> The expanse of porcelain flesh
Mm yes, we all love that white skin.

> Small omega
She is not lying about that. Viktor is made ridiculously small, like 5'0 size. He is frequently described as 'petit', which really comes off as a fetish. You'll see why soon enough.
> Flurry of sweet slick scent in the air
Who knew omega pussy was like potpourri?

> Viktor felt more wetness flood his pussy at being called 'omega'
So much for being proud and being an independent person. Once an alpha complements your downstairs, it's over.
> How dare omega deny him
Me no like being denied. Me take by force. Omega will take alpha cock!
> The omega's pussy was clean shaven, small and neat between his smooth, shapely thighs
This is where shit got weird for me. It's one thing to be clean shaven; it's another to have a vulva described as 'small and neat'. The fuck you mean by that? Vulvas are supposed to be poofy and large because that's a sign of maturity. Viktor being THIS small, with a vulva THAT small, smacks of barely-there pedo shit to me.

Oh, and Jayce drops to his knees twice. Guess that barely-legal pussy was worth it.

> Deliciously omega noise
Which is what?
> Had to have him giving into his omega instincts
Because we value biology now.
> Feeling those small hands in his hair
It really is pedo-adjacent and you cannot convince me otherwise.

> Creaming a bit when Jayce pulled his academy blazer
Didn't you already orgasm? Who knew omegas squirted like squids?
> He was alpha, we was in control
WE WUZ KANGS, NIGGA
> Alphaaaaaa
Shut the fuck up with this. Act like a fucking adult for once.
> His hands ripped his vest and shirt open to reveal a flat chest and tiny tapering waist
Yes, she uses the 'his waist was so small his hands wrapped around it twice'. What a genius, so original.

> The alpha was big
We got our Hispanic Hog with the Snickers bar.
> Omega pussy opening and giving way like a warm peach
This is fucking real. I hate these fucking people.
> You can take it, you were made to
Sexy when done to omegas, misogynistic when done to women. The eternal struggle of internalized misogyny.
> Something primal shuddering down his spine when his fingertips met over spine and thumbs over bellybutton
What did I say? They can't resist using this godforsaken line.
> His omega was so petit
This obsession with small, petit 'femboys' needs to end. It's disgusting feminization of male characters who don't fit the 'big and beefy' bill. It's all coming from inside the progshit house, too.

> Some alpha dick has you singing a different tune, huh?
"You'll like cock if you try mine" in a different tune.
> To knot you? To breed you?
> He wanted that so badly, to be bred
First he says he didn't like sex due to bad experiences, now he's going NYAAAAAAAAAA and the moaning pufferfish when he gets a dick in him. Pathetic.
> Fuck you full, fill you up until you're heavy with my pup
Then it's time for you to get spayed and neutered and your 'pups' send to a pound.
> Viktor was an omega, his very biology demanding he submit and take
Progshits only accept biology when it comes to their fetish AUs. Otherwise it's 'sex isn't binary' and 'the nuclear family is a lie' while writing about human dog dicks and mate guarding. Classic.

> His petit body
> Little hands
Pedo. Adjacent.
> Pussy gushing omega cream
Your guess is as good as mine when it comes to what the fuck this is.
> Sheathed his knot past the tight ring of muscle
I was too focused on the pedo-adjacent description of Viktor's body to follow the smut. The writing is shit anyways, so you don't miss much.
> It made his alpha fill with pride. Alpha did that
Did we just go back to 10,000 BC with that line?

> No other alpha would fuck him, omega was his
Omega is alpha property. Me alpha claim him. Me alpha no belong on SO registry.
> I promise to court you proper
Why didn't you do that before, you 70 IQ retard? Oh, right, your 'ALPHA INSTINCTS 3000' demanded you fuck your 'petit' omega. Fuck off. I'm coming at you with the shears - you are going to be gelded.

Spoiler: Chapter 2 - Stick a ring in it

Omegas wear collars because this isn't the slave trade, it's a fashion statement, you bigot. All we're missing are the whips and chains, but made of ~diamonds.~

> He's such a sweet omega
He's such an uwu smol one, too. So glad overriding one's will is as easy as a big dicking and a pretty bracelet.

Ximena is the best character. She holds Jayce accountability, tells him not to blame Viktor for 'asking for it', and that he needs to be the better man. Does Jayce take this advice? Hell no. He just smiles and hugs her and heads off to make that pretty bracelet.

> Far too large and heavy for Viktor's slender fingers
I bet his ring size is a size 4. He's got to have childlike hands at this point.

> The omega's quiet strength
What strength? He folded like a wet paper bag once that dick came out.
> Gold.
> Yes, it had to be gold
You already wrote that he was using gold.
> Viktor's would be slimmer, more refined, designed to sit comfortably against his wrist
Because he's just so small, get it?

You didn't wait to fuck him, why are you waiting for marriage? You want the nice white picket fence with a yard, too?

> He wasn't the type to hesitate
> He hesitated
Ho hum.

"Yeah I said I'd fuck you and put you into your biologically ordained role so you can give me pups, but here's a pretty bracelet made from my family heirloom as a gift."

Too bad alimony and divorce courts aren't a thing in this universe, otherwise a bunch of omegas would be divorce raping (justifiably!) their alphas in the courts.


> You deserve only the best, V
But not a choice.
> If you are referring to me, I will remind you that I am quite capable of taking care of myself
Not in the first chapter. You were immediately overpowered as soon as the alpha showed his teeth. Then you were the 'uwu smol' omega who was told he was only good for producing pups.
> I did not realize courtship meant alphas enforcing curfews
> It does now
That's not a red flag. Not at all. It's just a declaration of love. An alpha is never serious - they're just stuck in 10,000 BC with their lughead instincts. Me alpha dominate. Me just true to biology. Me never wrong!

Whoever thought it'd be a good idea to write a vulva as 'small' and make it seem childlike needs to go to jail. Right away. And what the fuck is it with these authors comparing female genitalia to FOOD?! It's TIME TO STOP.

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This one is unavailable to non AO3 users, but you know the drill. I always have the best tea.

Spoiler

Nice that they bark twice. And they have a dog calendar, too!

Despite Jayce's 'large hands' and large body, you'll find out very quickly who fires the shots here - the T shots, that is.

As we know, T does increase libido, and even increases the instances of orgasm for a while. Of course, that's a short-lived benefit, but we're not talking about vaginal atrophy today. We're talking about magic sex toys - sorta.

I have read a few fics where the Hextech gems do power sex toys, but I've never read one where the concept is dropped as soon as it is introduced. It just becomes a normal sex toy afterwards. What a waste.

> His crutch in one hand
It fell to the floor not too long ago.

The smut itself is not that great. You can zoom right through it and not miss anything. It's neither atrocious nor competent. It just is.

> His open mouth huffing over Viktor's cock with his eyes heavy-lidded and damp
Damp from what? Tears, or Viktor's 'slick'?
> His cunt gushed
Like a waterslide, eh?

You would think the Hextech gem would feature in this, but no. There isn't even a description of whether it's glittery or not, like that one skirt fic (which I will return to one day, as it has been updated with a few more chapters). No fancy bells or shoving it up Viktor's vagina. It's just a basic silicone dildo used to peg a guy.

> Lighting up his nervous system like a godsdamn Christmas tree
Cute, but there is no Christ or Christmas in Runeterra. The holiday goes under a different name. The author admits she never even watched the show.
> Puppy wants his owner to split him open? Hm
Calm down, Caesar Milan, I know your pitbill did that to Queen Latifa's dog but DAMN
> His cock, Jayce's brain defaulted do
Anything to make you feel better, I guess.
> Making a noise high in his throat as the code hit his cock
Unless the Hextech gems allow the user to 'connect' with the strap to make it feel as if it was your own, there's no way he'd feel this. It's just a piece of silicone.

> So tight, so good for me
Too bad you can't feel it.
> It was amazing, feeling the wet heat of his partner
How? Again, there's no mention of the fancy sex toy and what it does, we just assume it's your basic toy. How can he feel anything if it's not connected to his body? He can't physically feel the 'tight clench of his insides'. What's the point of writing it if you dropped the Hextech sex toy plot as soon as you introduced it? Lazybones.

Wasn't aware ejaculating was like tearing apart a deer. Interesting comparison.

> His hands were shoved underneath his armpits
Why? Is he trying to give him hypothermia?
> Jayce was never one to turn down sex, it wasn't about feeling good for him
> It was about the closeness, the intimacy
That's one way to know a woman wrote this. Most men don't really care; they just get off, get something to eat, or fall asleep. You are damned lucky if you find a man like this.

Fuck yourself with what? The strap? Another toy? A toy with glitter? Do tell.
> As easily as hands finding each other in the dark
So it's difficult, then.
> His cock twitching and glistening with slick, begging to be sucked
Compared to the Hispanic Hog, that thing is a joke. These pooners - and this author is disabled to boot - reallllllly do not understand how goddamned hilarious it is to compare the two. You're comparing an eraser to a zucchini.

> Drooling into his partner's collarbones
Damn, everyone is a dog here.
> Unless you jut want to rut into me like a mutt
Hey, don't talk about the mixed-race man that way!
> The considerable difference in size and body mass between the two of them meant that sitting on top of his abdomen, they could both see that Jayce's cock damn near hit Viktor's belly button
No pooner fic is complete without the 12'' Snickers bar. Yum. Punch that cervix today!

I hope that T offers additional protection for that cervix, because that thing is going to be bruised. That thing gets battered more than the walls of Minas Tirith.

> Too much and not enough
Ah, this cliché.
> Gagging-choking cries
Uh, do you need CPR?
> Over his own slick and twitching cock
Homie, it'll be nothing compared to the Hog. You might as well stop now.
> His cunt gushed slick around the ever-moving obstruction of Jayce's cock
So big you could use it as a stop stick or a police baton. ACAB this, bitch.

What happened to the Hextech sex toy plot? Don't ask - the disabled pooner didn't remember, either. Internal consistency? We don't do that around here. Just read the 12' incher going inside a white pussy and stop asking questions, you berk! This is art!

Note how her work resembles a bunch of other authors featured here, because as she has not watched the show, she definitely copied the stronger authors and decided to give it a whirl. This does not always work in one's favour, especially when you don't know the lore. Just because you're disabled doesn't give you an excuse to be lazy.

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This one is the author's first smut. She was encouraged by the users of a Discord server to post it. Be nice to this first-timer yeah?

Spoiler: Feminize me, daddy

Yes, I'm sure he wants to be a fat guy with a beer gut - and yes, Jayce really is written like that.

Then he shouldn't be living in the Sump. The Sump is directly at the bottom of Zaun. Most of the chembarons leave near the surface and Silco mentions this during their meeting.
> Tiny black leather shorts that feed into a tightly cinched noir-purple buster and thigh high boots
Yes, he's dressed like a 90s meth hooker. But trans men are men, yo.

It's never really explained why Jayce would get involved with Shimmer production and punch Enforcers, but we're just supposed to accept he became the Big Bad so he could have le petite trans homme all to himself. If Viktor was a normal woman and men were talking like this about her, it'd be a horror story. It's a fetish one because transmen occupy that grey area where they're not-men and not-women, therefore it's not as offensive.
> The little slut looks as empty-headed as they get whenever Talis parades him around in public
Hey, the pooner wrote it, not me. They're always writing transmen as tee hee dumb sluts.
> His fat ass bear gut, gold chain against his permanently exposed hairy chest
OK, so your aged fat Mexican grandad. Great imagery there.
> The boy is an engineering prodigy spending his days on the fattening thighs of an ex-Piltie drug lord
You forgot 'cocksucking slut'. Among other demeaning terms.

Shocker: it isn't small, far from it, we still have our 12'' Hispanic Hog. And Viktor takes it like a pro.

> Man tits
> The man wields a giant hammer and works his own goddamn forge
Then he wouldn't have floppy man tits or a beer gut. That gut would be rock solid and he'd look like a strongman. Having him look like a retired male ex pornstar is not the way to go.

> Satisfied on a soul-deep level
So he's fine with being a sex slave? OK. Least I know what the main pooner fantasy is.
> That Viktor was a caged bird being forced to use his mind to build weapons and his body to pleasure the man who slayed his father
> But a creature curled in a warm, safe den
Viktor actually isn't wholly agreeing to this, btw. He's written as a 'tiny boy' being lifted around and fucked like a doll. Yes, there's a deepthroating scene as well.
> A slutty piece of ass happily obeying a Piltie
It's okay when WE do it.

Sky was responsible for those. Look at the tiny white man, stealing shit from a nigress. I guess black lives don't really matter.

> You made him your fuck doll for what?
...to make him his fuck doll. That's an answer in of itself.
> Am I mistreating you? Raping you?
Yes and yes.
> Talis is large, infuriatingly large - long thick, a bit curved
The mutt always has to have a big dick, perfect for penetrating creamy white trans pussies.

> His tiny body pitches forward and he chokes, but obeys
Note the use of the word 'tiny' here: he is always made small, like a child, and now he's gagging on a footlong penis like a pro. Pedo-adjacent, like I used for the other fic.

> My boy is a fuckin' genius and he takes cock like a born whore
Whores are not 'born', they are made by men.
> Little tits are bouncing so hard they must ache with the ferocity of Jayce's pounding
Still not beating the pedo allegations.

> He sucks cock like he was born to do it, but I'm the one who trained him. It took a while for him to take my whole dick
For the record: the author uses this exact same line twice. She does it again with the 'it's not even fully inside and he's already stuffed full'. It wasn't even a page apart.
> You couldn't fuck him the way he needs. I see that flimsy little bulge in those pants of yours. Viki needs a real dick
Hey, who knew the race war van included dick measuring contests?
> The most perfect boy being broken open on another man's cock
And it's a 'tiny' one, too. Pedo-adjacent.
> Look at my boy. Pretty little Viktor with his pretty little pussy, stuffed full of my cock
You already wrote that, but the insistence on calling him a 'boy' rubs me the wrong way.
> Viktor's plump dick as his cock spears in and out of his hole with abandon
Yes, you're comparing a clit to something that 'spears him open'. This is bad comedy.

There's the baby talk. It's never complete without turning this into a Maury Povich episode. Trans men really love being wives and mothers - you really DO just need the right guy for it, preferably a mixed race, 6'2 Hispanic man. They have standards, you know!

You being broke doesn't give you an excuse to be a fatass. Be like 50 Cent and hit the gym.

In case you didn't catch it, that, he sucks cock like he was born to do it was indeed written earlier. The author wasn't aware she wrote it twice - and that applies to the 'stuffed full' thing, too . Self-plagiarism? Nah. Just a Joe Biden memory.
> Finn just stares at the bulge in Viktor's flat stomach
Of course. You'd never miss a pig getting stuffed full of goodies, would you?
> That's because it makes his pussy wet
He threw away his morals for dick? You don't say.
> He stopped fighting the second I bottomed out on that first night
Sounds like you raped him.
> Degenerate son of a bitch who has 24/7 access to the world's tightest cunt and the power to do whatever the fuck I want
1. Glad to see that is what trans men are good for and 2. HOMEANDER

> Starts jackhammering into the poor boy
Not with that physique he isn't. He's going to bounce off that belly.
> Watch me knock him up like a real man
Funny how you knock which sex to knock up and humiliate when it counts.
> Tiny trembling body
Literally, in this case. He's got to be only five feet tall here. Really fits in with the pedo-adjacent shit I was talking about earlier. Real Boku no pico shit.
> A degenerate stupid slut
From the sounds of it, it wasn't consensual, and he just 'went with it' because the alternative was to get his head smashed in. But hey, the author called him a cocksleeve, not me, so that's how he should be seen.
> Sentient hemorrhoid
Good one. I bet he has them, too.

What is this obsession with making them like dogs? First we have vagina 'drooling like dogs', now we have men begging for smegma table scraps 'like dogs'.

Didn't his face meet the table? I'm surprised he's able to stand, but hey, trans pussy has magical powers. Too bad it can't ever make them act like adult men from the adult women writing them.

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My go-to example for "Fics that make me think the author is ACTUALLY a pedophile" is Hogwarts Exposed, which repeatedly paused the story (or the series of retarded barely connected events that masqueraded as a story) so the characters could discuss amongst themselves how hypersexual nudist underage adopted sisters giving each other cunnilingus while their parents listen in is TOTALLY NORMAL AND NATURAL YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S MAKING IT WEIRD SO SHUT UP.

Says a lot when 'Innocent Witches', a literal 18+ porn game that Inside Gaming/Funhaus played back in the day, clearly had a disclaimer that everyone in it was 18+. Also, shotacon shit. Talking about the foreskin of an underage character is literal What the Fuck territory, and should be a Straight to Jail card.

 

[Petrusha the White]

I wish I still had it on hand but I'm not going back into those cursed tags to find it again (assuming it hasn't been deleted anyway), but a few years(?) ago there was this minor fandom dust-up where somebody was posting an age regression parental roleplay diaper fic that they INSISTED was nonsexual. The tags were very aggressively like "NONSEXUAL age regression" "NONSEXUAL daddy rp" "NONSEXUAL adult diapers". The author would get mad at people for even implying that it was ddlb/abdl kink. They went on huge angry screeds talking about how nonsexual roleplaying as a child during therapy sessions is a legitimate psychological thing and that's somehow the same as a character shitting in diapers and calling another man daddy during his normal life "because he's traumatized". I think they called people abelist whenever someone said this would be totally beyond the pale in real life.
The fic itself would have been inoffensive (gross kink aside) if the author had just admitted it was sexual. Instead they defended it as "perfectly innocent", advocated for the practices to be "normalized" in real life, and claimed that the readers were the ones doing the sexualizing. And of course it was tagged as being either G- or T-rated (don't remember), which are the ratings for fics that are accessible to minors if minors on the internet were actually deterred by fic ratings.
Really elevated the fic from "ewww, ddlb with diaper changes, I need to bleach my eyes" to "oh god, I hope this person isn't in any discord servers with minors".

 

[A Bit Concerning]

Today, I made the mistake of looking at the Team Fortress 2 tags on AO3. I found this tranny who is obsessed with incest, pedophila, and necrophila. They have 40 pseuds, and I don't have the patience to sort through all of the gross shit they've written, so I'll just show you a sample of xer's work

I used to be autistically obsessed with tf2 (granted I was actually playing the game and not just jerking off to the characters) and I have no idea how you get incest and rape porn from a game that’s so lighthearted in tone and style other than just mental illness.

That’s honestly what draws me back to this thread over and over. I’ve never actively read fanfictions outside of a few specific cases, it’s more just the constant question of “how did you manage to write a 900 chapter epic about a bunny hybrid FtM Captain Price getting an abortion in an alternate universe where everything is a high school? What the fuck does this have to do with the original source material?”

 

[Chandelier]

Get a washcloth and some tissues, because we've got some baby fever.

Spoiler

Another day, another RETVRN fic, because one is never enough. No cottage near the Noxian border this time around.

What is interesting to note is that, despite FTMs insisting they are men, their trans characters don't actually do any hard labour. They always do domestic duties like sewing, cooking and washing dishes, and are never seen hunting, tending fields, chopping logs, or shearing sheep like real women do on a homestead. They always live cushy lives like cottagecore princesses.

Now, you may be wondering: how do they know it's a girl? Old wives' tales, of course, because we know what women are all of a sudden.

See? We know what sex is in unborn children, but we can pretend a 'pregnant man' is a man. The only thing they seem to be good for is having kids.


A pretty boy who doesn't do any actual work, but pops out kids like a spring hen. Makes sense.

If you think Viktor does anything other than use his cunt and have kids...you'd be sorely mistaken.

It's a cock until it isn't, and it's a hole until a baby pops out. Then it's a 'canal' or a 'miracle'.


So he has not had the zippertit procedure. He was just crossdressing his entire life. I assume from this he wasn't taking T either.

> Cunt drooling
Christ, if I see another instance of it doing his I just might lose t.
> Taking Jayce was a stretch as always
Of course! The Hispanic Hog is multiversal. He always splits him open!

Oh no, a WEEK without sex. How can they manage! It's not like Viktor does anything around the homestead aside from cooking, cleaning, and sucking dick. Do they have chickens? Do they grow their own food? Nope! Jayce just fills his fucktoy every night and out comes the weasel (s). Doesn't that sound dandy?

>A wordless apology for what had happened in the past, and an unspoken vow to only find peace in the future
The solution to mass genocide is to go to a cottage and pop out kids, gotcha. So not far from what happened in Argentina after WWII.
> Pregnancy brought increased blood circulation...he was wetter, more plush and sensitive than before
So glad we can talk about pregnancy like this. Now, which sex gets pregnant?

> The chill of the winter morning air
I assume it's February or early March, as there are songbirds singing. If it's early winter the only birds you here are crows and chickadees, if they come out for seed.
> Every bit of him dripped ripeness these days
Ah, so this is where the other three kids will come fro.
> Proof that he had made his mark on Viktor, claimed his body and soul with a love so deep they created life together
Yes, because you have complementary genitalia. You had hetero-upsetero sex and now you have a much wanted child on your little cottage surrounded by pristine wheat fields.
> Thumbed Viktor's cock
If you can use clit, stick with it. It isn't a cock if Jayce's own is bumping against that cervix.

> Nn Gods, fill you up, okay? You gonna take it all
Is he talking dirty or talking to his Honda?
> turn him into some fucked out, pleasure hungry creature who was a slave to his base impulses
AKA his female biology is coming through in the presence of a well-hung male. Go figure.
> Grinding his cockhead against his cervix
I suppose this is better than just pounding against it.

Does he clock himself when he moans that high, or does he stay to his 'man voice'?

Trust me, there's more where that came from. We need the other three so we can get the 'four kids and a cottage' meme.

Look at that, he's cooking with his best gowns. Not a single cracked nail or bit of dry skin.

Yes. Because it still requires nourishment from its mother - or whatever term the author wants to use here.

So he is a stay-at-home wife. Which is nice, but there is no relaxing around while homesteading. Who manages the house? Who keeps the gardens? Or does Viktor just lounge around all day like a princess? House work without modern amenities is hard work; once he did a load of laundry manually, he would be thankful for machines.

Cool. Where are you getting that chicken? Are you slaughtering it yourself?

So, it must be early March, because it's still cold enough to be frost, but late enough for squirrels to come out. I doubt the author even planned what season she wanted this set in.

OK, so this is where we learn what Viktor and Jayce do in their new lives and what the village life is like. They got zapped to a farming village that has some machines, but no steam engines (which makes me wonder how said machines work); they have gas powered electricity and lighting, and indoor plumbing. They are hardy people who likely export their wares to other villages and cities, and stick to their own. It's not a border town in Noxus but hey, it's a lot more secure.

> He had to leave his mark in a way that was positive
And the way he does is with children. What a message to send: leave behind your life and career so you can stay at home and raise kids. Does that sound conservative? Yes! Did it come from Matt Walsh? Nope! This is from a pooner.

> Water wheels into steam engines
Well then, they wouldn't be using machines at all, would they? How do they have indoor plumping and electricity without engines?

Nice to see that they don't have proper refrigeration, either. If I was a brilliant scientist and inventor, I would create a fridge rather than lounge around waiting for ice to be imported. If Viktor has nothing else to do, give him something to do. Making a fridge is one of them. He cannot be a pillow princess forever.

Glad to see that the author knows what mothers are when it matters, just not for her projected self.

Right, and now it's nine months. Which would make it winter, yet the songbirds are singing and the squirrels are out. Unless Viktor conceived just a few weeks later, which would put it in early March.
> It truly surprised no one when Viktor and Jayce attended the harvest festival with matching gold rings and a subtle swell to Viktor's belly
These are farmers. They know what male and female is in bulls and cows, but they are going to pretend that Viktor is a man despite the obvious pregnancy. Yeah, right. They're backwards in tech but forward thinking on gender.

Yes, but you aren't making a difference. This man can't make a laundry machine or tumblr dryer when that existed in Revolutionary France, and has to use a laundress to do his laundry for him. Glad to see cis women are the ones doing the actual hard labor while the trans man prances around at home.

Viktor gets dysphoria over his breasts and is thankful they are small, but does not get dysphoric over pregnancy, the most female thing imaginable. His breast tissue was not destroyed by binding and his ribs were not warped, so now he can get excited over his small breasts getting 'heavy with milk' because his true purpose is being a mother.

Again, a conservative did not write this. A progshit did.

> Felt guilty making Jayce do housework
Why do you assume that's your only job, and why aren't you doing more than just housework? You have to have a laundress to do your laundry, and you don't grow your own vegetables or raise your own animals. You just lounge around barefoot and pregnant. What privilege.

Him cooking food is the only good thing in this - and the only meal he can create without burning the house down. These men couldn't even poach an egg.

Don't you just love it when you come home to a meal of mushy corn and shitty stew after a long day of work, when neither of you could learn to cook for yourselves? I'd think I'd rather eat bark.

Glad he's got a lil tuft of hair there like Bambi.

> While the thought of actually bringing their child into the world was anxiety provoking
You didn't actually have to have heterosexual sex, you know? You could have abstained. Now we have to endure another tradwife fic because ho damn these ladies are baby starved more than South Korea.

He was already doing that.

> How Jayce managed to turn him to mush so easily, he would never understand
His big dick. There. Answered it for you.


> Argues that gender is assigned at birth and you can't tell the sex of a baby
> Knows the sex of their baby due to 'intuition'
These people tell you you 'just can't tell' while they do this shit.

Look at that, you are more concerned about your hubby who does more work than you than yourself during your pregnancy. Very feminine! In this case, Viktor is just being a brat because he does fuck-all around the house. Unless you are a millionaire with maids, pregnant housewives don't get to rest. It's work, work, work until the baby comes out and work, work, work some more. These uwu so soft and smol trans bois can't even do a hard day of work. Pathetic.

He's talking about insecurity while binding his breasts and taking testosterone to change his sex, while eventually accepting his sex after getting bred by a well-hung male. From transman to tradwife after five minutes of a deep dish dicking, imagine that.

> The life of comfort and contentment he had always longed for stretched out in front of him, ready for the taking
Amazing, no, how all it takes to get these pooners back in line is a baby. They have an insane amount of baby fever, and they don't realize that the more they write it, the less their little trans male character appears male - ESPECIALLY when they do NOTHING around the house. They don't hunt, butcher and clean an animal or chop wood. Those are for males. The dainty trans men just hang around doing dishes and frolic in the sun. What a life! And they'll tell you such a life is unsustainable. Someone didn't give them the memo.

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OK, time for a mood change. Our girl fiveblessings has taken inspiration from Penguinz0 and has a strapping lad piss inside someone else for fun. This was beta read and inspired by Rekki, queen of this clique. You're going to need a lot of furniture cleaner for this one.

Spoiler

Not the leather sofa! Not the indulgent one that's about to be pissed on and ruined! Imagine the fucking smell. That's going to saturate the material and be there for years. Pooner piss with stale semen, what a combo.
> Acting like Viktor had denied his lungs of air
He physically can't? Because the one who is taking a breath is Jayce?

Here is where the fun begins. Viktor says he has to urinate, and Jayce plays it up as if he's half-asleep. Spoiler: he isn't, and planned for this the entire time.

This author has a weird obsession of saying 'tummy' and not 'stomach' like she's an autistic child. In any case, the bladder isn't located in the stomach, it's under the stomach and below the uterus. Jayce is touching the wrong spot. Punching the stomach - which he actually does later - is a nice way of getting internal bleeding and an impromptu vomiting session.
> Only a dark cast that speaks of devilish intent
> There's an edge of something else beneath it
You already wrote what that 'something' is - devilish intent.

Hot milk does make the bladder run freely. Luckily he isn't lactose intolerant or we'd be fulfilling another fetish.
> A hopeless victim to his anatomy
The perils of having a bladder 2/3rds the size of a male's. Clocked even in bladder size and pressure. Nature is such a TERF.
> We have spares, and don't pretend this is the first time we've made a mess of it
Yeah, but you haven't soiled it like a junkyard dog. Good luck scrubbing the smell of piss out of it, especially on nice leather.

> Piss is a big step up from the come and slick they're used to wiping off the worn leather
Next is vomit and shit, even though pooners don't really gravitate towards that (MTFs do).
> Palm on Viktor's tummy
What did I say about the use of 'tummy'? Oh, and if you're wondering about all the highlighted 'pleasures' here, I'm going to have a count of how many times that word has been used at the end.
> Pleasure and pain
Cliché.
> Jayce has a voracious appetite when it comes to sex
Drinking piss today, eating out of toilets tomorrow. Next he'll be like a real dog and eat rabbit shit or whatever.
> The toys, the spankings, the ropes, they'd all left a sweet taste in Viktor's mouth so really, why not this?
Mmhm. Interesting how the pooner is always the submissive one while the man is the one intiating sex all the time. You'd think the opposite would be true, but no.
> He's well aware of his preference for manhandling outside of it
Of course. He's just a smol boi.
> Arousal curling thick at his gut but at what
...you just spent multiple fucking paragraphs describing what that 'what' is, you dumb bitch.

Yep, there's that 'his waist was so small his hands interlocked in the middle' bullshit, which is in every single trans Viktor fic. No cap, it's all of them. He's just so tiny and cute with a doll-like body and Jayce is just SOOO BIG with big man hands that can wrap around it multiple times like a crab claw. His hands are so big they 'completely span' his waist - but I bet you can't tell which one is the uwu smol trans boi here.
> How shamelessly wet he is rutting against Jayce's thigh like a dog in heat
What is this obsession with dogs? Is the 'White Girls Fuck Dogs' adage real?
> Sizable bulge in his pants
Is it the Snickers bar or the Coke can?
> Gentle swell of Viktor's tummy
It isn't his tummy, you illiterate worm. It's his pelvis, because the bladder in females is lower. You're touching and punching the wrong spot.

> How impossibly full would he feel, Jayce's length splitting him open
Like a kebab doused in lemon juice, eh?
> Have you thought about me pissing myself while you're inside of me?
> The answer is obvious
Why write it then, when you later confirm that yes, that's exactly what happened?
> Viktor fucked and screaming, squirting around his cock while he fucks him into the mattress like a man possessed
Squirt isn't 100% urine. You are talking about piss, aka urea. And a lot of it.
> Falls like a ragdoll
He's just so smol.
> All the while his hands bully against Viktor's bladder
I wasn't exaggerating when Jayce uses his fists here. He straight up goes Mike Tyson on him.

> His hand curls into a fist and lurches forward, pushing so deep into the depths of Viktor's stomach
All you are going to do is damage the stomach, not 'bully' the bladder, because it is lower. Does this author know anything about female anatomy? I don't think so; recall the other pooner author thinking women had a prostate in their ass.

And that's the piss scene, covered up by an orgasm. Can't even commit to the bit, eh?


> Angry tent
Is it an angry Snickers or an angry Pringles can?
> Licking at Viktor's folds like he's trying to clean him
Nice, so Jayce is a portable toilet.
> Maybe he's a masochist at heart because the act of letting Jayce use him like a doll after he's run through and tired doesn't fail to excite him
Interesting how the FTMs always let a man use them for their own pleasure, provided they are well-endowed and good looking. That's not a personal revelation at all, no ma'am. You can call them fucktoys and fuckdolls, provided the man is hot - and they admit it.

> What a mess he is down there
I'll say. He's dirtier than a NY bathroom.
> He carves out a space inside him
Ah, the classic 'he carves him out in the shape of his cock' cliché. Saw it in that Knight AU, and it's stuck with me ever since.
> He'll never get tired of this, the novel feeling as Jayce's thick cock buries inside of him, stretching out his slick walls in a way no one else ever has
Of course. He's the Hispanic Hog! There's never a normal sized Jayce when it comes to trans Viktor.
> It's like his body was made specifically for this, to welcome Jayce inside it
Yeah, because you have a vagina, that's literally what it was fucking made for, retard. You being a tool is Just Pooner Things, as they love acting tough but fold like a deck of cards once a footlong gets whipped out. Talk about fucking the woman right back into them.
> Viktor's tummy wasn't distended by his full bladder but Jayce's cock
Your stomach wouldn't be distended, your lower pelvis would, because the bladder in females is located in front of the vagina.
> There's something uniquely satisfying in watching Jayce indulge in Viktor's body, in feeling how he takes his pleasure in every part of him
AKA a man takes his pleasure from a woman, and he can do what he wants because he has a big dick.
> How he manages to revere him while fucking him hard and fast like a man possessed
It's not as if this was going to be any different because trans men really get the 'fucked silly' face when the footlong comes out. They truly are fuckdolls.

> It's oddly empowering
> It's Viktor he wants to own, to control, and no one else
That sure as shit doesn't sound empowering, that sounds controlling. You just don't see it because he punches a hole in your gut with that Snickers bar.
> Make me piss myself again
Unlikely. You already emptied your bladder.

> When you let me decide for you, when you let me control you
How empowering. It's OK for the penis owner to bully the vagina owner as much as he likes because he gives such mind-blowing orgasms. Funny how these authors always give themselves away.
> His cock continues to bully him from the inside
Literally. I'm surprised none of these 12'' ever tear anything. You won't be orgasming, you'll be having vaginal prolapses and bleeding and a nice trip to the ER for that piece of murder meat.
> From the floor between his thighs
You wrote it as a trickle.
> Even the dense hair above it, drenched in the lewd mixture of Viktor's slick and pee
So not only does Jayce have Rapunzel pubes, it now looks like a NY bathroom drain. Nice. Probably smells like it, too.
> He's acting like a wanton slut desperate for more despite the fact he's come twice and is still being railed by a cock so thick it'll no doubt leave him gaping
Well, you asked for it - sorta. And we are talking about the Hispanic Hog here; only time he gets nerfed is if he's a pooner, too.

> He wants Jayce to piss in him
Luckily he doesn't, not here at least, so no Penguinz0 cosplay today.
> If there were anything left in him, Viktor's sure it would be fucked out of him with the pace that Jayce is pounding into him
> By this point, he's merely an empty vessel, good for nothing but taking what he's given
Funny how that's always the case: the trans man is an empty hole - a bonus hole boy - stretched out by the largest penises on offer, fucked-out and fucked silly, with a dozen orgasms. It's a female fantasy on steroids - literally. 'Bottom Viktor' in this is just him playing his female role, with the man doing whatever he wants.

> You don't look gross
You were about to use him as a human toilet. Miss me with that shit - and next time it might well BE human shit. Eugh.

So, how many times was 'pleasure' used while our dear pooner got her pussy pounded by our 12'' piñata? 14 times. We had it all: the belly bulge, the sex doll reference, the 'his hands were so big they encircled his waist', everything. Has the author written the same thing before? Yes. Do people care? Fuck no, and don't tell her our bladder is not in our tummies. It's in front of our vagina - that 'hole' that always takes that footlong like a pro.

Forget the soap. Get some gasoline and a blowtorch because that couch is ruined.

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That’s honestly what draws me back to this thread over and over. I’ve never actively read fanfictions outside of a few specific cases, it’s more just the constant question of “how did you manage to write a 900 chapter epic about a bunny hybrid FtM Captain Price getting an abortion in an alternate universe where everything is a high school?

It's funny how you aren't even joking about that reference. I in fact still remember those bunny hybrid CoD fics and the shitty art that accompanied them. I wonder to this day how trans Bunny Soap breastfed his kits and got mastectomy scars despite living away from humans.

 

[Chandelier]

Earlier, I posted the summary to an underage grooming fic. That has since been changed, with the underage boy not being an underage girl (FTM, as you can guess), and it has a sequel of sorts from the 'bestie' of the author. I don't normally do stuff like this, but as this actually counts as a True Horror rather than the stupid, weird shit I post, it's going here.

Spoiler: You are NOT the Daddy

Oh yes, tell me how you transcend gender when this features:
- a trans man
- a trans man getting 'feminized' despite already being female
- lacy pink corsets
With a helpful side dish of:
- a grown-ass man grooming and fucking a teenager, a topic that would give the author The Ick if the character wasn't hot
- it's not grooming if it features a trans man.

Going off the main fic, which I might as well review later on, Jayce is married with Mel and Sky is his daughter. Viktor is a friend of Sky and that's how he knows him. At first, it starts off innocuous and he wants to be a role model to Viktor, buying him essential clothes and supplies and acting as the father-figure Viktor never had. He later throws it away because he decides underage pussy is better than black sugar.

> He isn't as naïve about these things as everyone thinks he is
No, of course not. It's rather convenient that he is not. I assume Viktor is around 15-17 in this, where it's still statutory rape but Viktor is old enough to know what sex is. Either way, it's still a fucked up plot and I just don't get why you can't make him a full adult.

> His crush was another boy
So he's straight, because he is female. This is typical of a female character rushing into the arms of the first man who ever shows her affection and love, word for word. It's almost textbook. Jayce initially regrets the coupling but finds he 'can't resist' and just keeps going.

> He wonders if he's done something wrong
You are fucking a teenage girl pretending to be a boy, what the fuck do you think is RIGHT about it?

> His eyes are clear blue and beautiful
Right, so this is Jayce Giopara. The OG Jayce had blue eyes, whereas Jayce from Arcane, Jayce Talis, has hazel eyes. Explains why he's more predatory, albeit that can happen to either of them.
> He was just being immature
Yes, but that doesn't give a grown-ass man the right to groom a teen while married with a teenage daughter of his own. All I want to know is if he gets discovered.
> Jayce has made him feel wanted, flaws and all, for maybe the first time in his life
That's how grooming works, kiddo.
> I'm sorry, I am afraid I am not normal
You are being groomed - though it really does seem as if the grooming goes both ways. Viktor does initiate it in certain circumstances and that is just as fucked up as the grown-ass man cheating on his wife with an underage white girl.

> To feel like he is needed so desperately seems to be part of Jayce's nature
And that is how you are made to feel as if you cannot leave, as you will break the predator's heart.
> Safe. Loved
The fuck is it with safety with these goddamn pooners?
> It's strange that he's a teenager and Jayce is an adult, it's strange that Jayce is married
Yeah, it is. Thanks for the lampshading, dear 'Queen Bottom Viktor'. I couldn't tell it was 'strange' either.

He's not sexually naïve, but the pooner has never been penetrated. He desires nothing more than to get fucked by his 'Daddy' which does indeed happen in the main fic - and that's all he wishes for. Safe to say the grooming goes both ways.

Yes, I'm also wondering how much Jayce spends on his underage boytoy, and if Mel will ever notice the finances going missing all of a sudden.
> Consider the kinds of things that he has to things about
Someone did not proofread this. It sounds like something Biden would say.
> How dependent he is making Viktor on him
Textbook grooming.
> What the consequences could be...he has a wife, a child, a home. Money. His reputation may be ruined, he may even lose his marriage
AKA He is a man and will probably walk away from it, while you, the female, and a TIF, will suffer the brunt as you will be blamed as the 'temptress'. Some things never change, even with a change in gender identity.

> How much farther should he let it go?
Sex. The end result is sex.
> It already practically feels like Jayce owns him. He may as well just wear a collar with his name around his neck
> Maybe even joining Viktor in the dressing room
Talk about not respecting boundaries.

It is only a matter of time before Mel or Sky discovers it. If I knew my husband was fucking an underage TIF, he'd be getting gelded and a vat of sugar poured on his face. You don't disrespect me like that.
> Pale pink lace, the satin ribbons that tickle the back of Viktor's thighs
So, we discover that Jayce had a corset tailor-made for Viktor, done in the most feminine pink - with ribbons! - and tight laces him and proceeds to call him a pretty, sexy princess. Feeling sexy, Viktor then feels wanted and desired, and it's fine to feminize a trans man despite their insistence they are men because gender doesn't exist mmmmkay?

> You look like a princess
Of course Viktor isn't sure what to do about being called that, because you can be misgendered all you like provided you get an orgasm from a hot dad. It's like Pretty in Pink but with extra grooming.

Viktor being terrified about how accurate that statement is is, again, the textbook example of grooming. You are afraid of offending or disappointing the one you THINK you love because they give you love and attention, and any contradictory thoughts or rebellion that pops up is swiftly shot down because you care more about the groomer's feelings than your own.

Yes, it's your body. So why are you wasting it on a fucking groomer? Where's Alex Rosen when you need him?

Desperate times for *FOR desperate measures. This was beta-read, btw.

Viktor already knows what hitting the G-spot is like; he had that experience with the dildo. It just is 'better' this time because it involves an actual penis.

We learn that, naturally, trans Viktor is a squirter and squirts so much he makes a puddle out of the bedsheets. I wonder if these pooners know this from experience or from watching too much porn.

> He thought it would be weird. Shameful
You squirting isn't shameful. Some women can do it with the right partner or toy. But the issue is is that you are fucking an older man - and that he groomed you into it.
> That's my good girl
It's OK when he does it because he's hot. But don't be someone like a used car salesman or you'll be called a nigger.
> Viktor has to wonder how long it has been for him
This makes the assumption Jayce has marital problems with Mel in the bedroom, and so he's turning to an underage white teen for pleasure. Where's Black Twitter roasting this nigga?

Nah, he didn't 'forget'. That was intentional. I don't expect there to be a pregnancy or abortion saga because that would be icing on the cake. Grooming AND a pregnancy? What are you, a school teacher?

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Time for some weird shit that actually involves consenting adults. This time, we've got vampires and period cups. Twilight ain't got nothing on this. Take it away, Mara (I've featured this author before, so you know what to expect). The title almost makes me want to say, 'Nigger on the rocks'.

Spoiler

> The alluring smell coming from Viktor's pants
And what is this 'alluring smell'? Berry compote and orange. Because that's what uterine lining smells and tastes like.
> Jayce was only with him because he was an easy meal
I mean, he is. He menstruates every month because he still has a working uterus, and you have a nearly unlimited supply. What's not to like?

> His partner is behind the door, Viktor is his partner
The floor is made of floor.
> The inside of Jayce's nose feels like it's coated in sugar
Sounds more irritating than a basic sneeze, NGL

Correct, because Jayce is male. Viktor is not male because he has one, got it? But don't think too hard about the vampire drinking menstrual blood, mmkay?

Menstrual blood tastes like grass and fresh berries AND he can taste the pain medication in there? Fascinating. My man is a walking drug clinic. Being a vampire sure is fun!
> Tilts his head back like he's taking a shot of alcohol
Which is literal, because he's a vampire. Endometrium lining never tasted so good.

> A clot sticks to the inside of his throat
If it's big enough to warrant choking, it's time for our wee pooner to visit an OB/GYN. It shouldn't be large enough to make him choke like a chicken bone.

> The tickle of chemicals
Such as? Are his tastes buds so great he can taste the BPA in the silicone? The endocrine disruptors? Get this guy on the EPA's board, stat!
> He's feeling so fucking much all of a sudden and he wants to rip his skin off
Don't do that, then you'll waste all that blood.
> Scooping out more of his menstrual blood
You only produce 2.4 tablespoons per cycle. If he's scooping out clots like that, he's got a slaughterhouse going on up there. Can't be because of the T, no sir.
> His teeth are chattering
Yeah, because you're in wet clothes while standing in a shower.

> Toes off his shoes and leaves them in the tub
Not the shoes! You'll just ruin them. The soles will be filled with mildew. Put them on the shower mat.
> He wishes that it was long enough to touch Viktor's cervix, to get the blood straight from the source
A shame you aren't a werewolf, then you would have a dog tongue and you WOULD be capable of that. I am sure someone has written that somewhere.
> He isn't focusing on providing pleasure for either of them
No, he just wants his high like a meth addict. He is a vampire, after all.
> Scooping out every drop of blood he can reach and only when he's sure that there's no more left does he pull back
Unless his fingers are long enough to drag out the endometrium lining, Viktor is still going to bleed until the cycle is over. You might 'scoop out' a bit here, it might dry up, and then it starts again. From the sounds of it, Viktor is bleeding quite heavily, and that's a problem. Of course, mentioning that it might be because of T is a big no-no, so let's focus on the starving vampire instead.

> He opens his mouth so wide that his jaw pops
Oh, so he's like an anaconda, then.
> Hot, thinner than Viktor's menstrual blood
Because there is less tissue than you would get from the vagina. It's the uterine lining being shed, so it is 'thicker' with more proteins in it. It'd be like eating stringy jerky - God, I can't believe I just wrote that (and some women did try to COOK it so I am not making it all up).
> A dark red clot stuck to his third knuckle
He's been getting a lot of those.
> Red smears through his bush
Ahhhh there's the Rapunzel pubes! Never a fic without them.

> You were made for my cock, Vik
I mean, yeah. He has a vagina. It's complementary genitalia.
> God, fuck babe, you taste like every fucking good memory I've ever had
That doesn't narrow it down much.
> I wat to lock you up . I want to fucking keep you
"Yeah baby, I want to lock you up like those schmucks at Alcatraz. Shark infested waters, baby, I'll fight 'em for a taste of your flesh."
> Jayce can feel blood tickling down to his balls
Huh. I thought Viktor 'scooped' it all out.
> Leaning forward to hump into Viktor with purpose
Sexy. At least the smut is funny. You don't have to take it seriously at all.
> His thumb jerking off Viktor's cock
Then it isn't a cock if your thumb is doing it.

Like a strawberry shortcake. Yum.

Well, at least it's not underage sex, grooming, tradwife pregnancy or other sappy, over-the-top shit. It's bad, for sure, but it doesn't take itself too seriously and the author isn't that smart enough to make it so. It's goofy, but not overly What the Fuck material. It does make one wonder if vampires are into menstrual blood, though. Guess we found out.

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With Niggers on the Rocks finished - and an ancient question answered - , we can now move on to a classic tale of a college student falling in love with xhir's professor. This time it's a 19-year-old, so it is legal, but it's got em dash abuse (as the author admits to) and a bunch of testosterone-injected-fueled horniness. Everything and anything is acceptable if you're hot.

Spoiler: Rate my professor

> He's surprised he doesn't leave a wet spot on his seat
> He's surprised there's not a giant stain on the crotch of his pants
They must be of good make, because he soaked them twice, or nearly did, and dried within record time.
> Really nice. And handsome
And he has the Snickers bar, don't worry. The Hispanic Hog remains undefeated.

> The all-consuming need to be fucked
Funny how that's the default pooner brain talking. That pussy is always craving a huge dick.
> Viktor was two when Jayce was a college freshman
Yes, this is an age gap fic. Thankfully, he's not a 15 year old like the fic I reviewed earlier.
> Viktor gets a nice eyeful of how Jayce's thick thighs fill out his slacks (and how they're twice as thick as Viktor's)
Being terminally ill, or in this case, a pooner, will do that to you. He's your classic 5'0 Gremlin reading to hop on the Green Giant.
> He has a high libido
Testosterone will do that, yeah.

> In reality, he'll be being generous with other things
Get it? He's talking about his dick.
> His cock gives a frustrated throb
That ain't a dick, especially compared to that Coke can. It's the size of a Cheez-it. It probably gets stuck in your zipper.

> He's most definitely soaked through his briefs by now
That would make it the third time he's done that. His jeans are truly phenomenal - where'd he buy them?

> He knows any person of even average strength could incapacitate him
Because you're 5'0 and barely 80 lbs. You're a wee pooner; a breeze could knock you over. We gotta highlight the size difference somehow and that is to always make Jayce, the darker skinned man, look like the Hulk.
> Like confessing how often he has fantasies involving Jayce's dick
Name a pooner who hasn't fantasized about a real dick. You'll be hard pressed to find one. They all love them, despite saying they 'don't know what it means' on their Reddit accounts.

> masculine but sweet
Oh, we know what that word means now, eh? Thought it was a nebulous concept, yet when push comes to shove, every one of these pooner authors know EXACTLY what being a man and what being masculine means. Dick = male. Bigger dick = better male. They just want to see their 'bonus holes' stuffed, and only a few will openly admit it.
> Massive hands groping at his sides
Calling it now, we're gonna have the 'his hands were so big they met in the middle' line.

> If I don't get your dick in me I think I might die
Ah, the struggles of every pooner.
> Jayce, who is twice his size
Like I said, we need that size difference fulfilled.
> Jayce's cock is...proportionate, to say the least
Of course. The Hispanic Hog doesn't get nerfed unless he's a tranny, too.

Viktor does not have the zippertit surgery; he just uses his back brace to 'bind' them. I don't know if he is on T but it can be assumed that he is, with descriptions like 'fat nub'. Except a long, drawn out squirting scene later.

> Doesn't see disgust or confusion
Oh, he was expecting Jayce to be transphobic, eh? Not in this house. He's always DTF that white pussy.
> Did you wax for me?
No way. No Tarzan pubes? Damn, we're really breaking the habit, aren't we?

> Maybe we shoulda stretched you out, baby, fuck
Why the need for spit, then?
> Jayce is so thick it steals the air from his lungs, it takes a couple of minutes for his hole to adjust
Oh, so he's in the 'thicker than a Coke can' department vs the length. But we might get more clues later on.

The implication that Viktor is a slut is funny, though. Trans Viktor being a slut is very on-the-nose given how many pooners are on Grindr.

Ahhh there's that belly bulge. Our 12'' penile piñata has returned.
> Moaning for a slut
I mean...you did ask for it like one. And made a not-so-subtle comment about fucking your professors...so this fits. All that's missing is the OF subscription.
> Like Viktor's body is a fleshlight for him
Because it is. Name a time when a trans man ISN'T one for a huge dick.
> Jayce is fucking him so hard his other leg barely reaches the ground
1. He's fucking you on a table, of course your legs don't touch the ground and 2. You're a pooner. You're short. You probably barely come up to Jayce's pecs.
> Heavy balls slap against Viktor's clit
Damn, they must be huge. Swinging in the wind with every step.
> It's like your cunt was made for me
Because it was? That's what vaginas were made for?

>Fate might have had a hand in their meeting, had crafted Viktor perfectly for Jayce and Jayce alone, a destined vessel for his cock
No, it wasn't fate. It was you rubbing your clit on his thigh. Second, you were 'made a vessel' because you are female. The proof is in the pudding - or in the fact that Jayce slips out because you are so aroused. 'Bonus holes' sure are wonderful.
> He's too young, too emotional
Yes, he has a cry session after being fucked with that footlong. Guess that testosterone hasn't reined in his hormones yet.

> As though his cunt retained the perfect shape of his cock
Like a cookie cutter, right?
> His hole keeps squelching
Just like a wet pool noodle.
> Everyone's gonna be able to smell you on me
Depends. Does he shower, or does T-addled vaginal ejaculate smell that bad?

Funny that he's saying his when earlier he got jealous at Viktor mocking him with that implication. It seems Jayce is being cheeky here and rubbing it in his face, but fucking a pooner in front of other males actually IS a male fantasy. Good job capturing the male essence - balls deep and all.
> No one can fill this pussy like I do. Gonna leave you too loose to find satisfaction with anyone else
12'' penises are already extremely rare, so it's convenient that the half-white Hispanic has one. But hey, we gotta have that bonus hole stuffed to the brim, otherwise it isn't hot, OK?
> He's never taken a cock this big
Of course not. He's never 'average'; he's always above and beyond. A literal police baton is swinging down there.
> Their sexes perfectly made puzzle pieces
Notice what the author did here, completely unintentionally: she just outed Viktor as female. 'Their sexes' implies two; if she was smart, she would have used 'their bodies'. She just admitted Viktor was not the same sex as Jayce. Wew, lad.
> His cunt too fucked out for anyone smaller
The vagina cannot be 'fucked out', and it's remarkably resilient. Though I assume it would be in your case as vaginal elasticity is destroyed by testosterone.

Not only is he packing heat, he produces a lot of ejaculate too. Par the course. It goes from dripping onto the desk to Jayce exclaiming that Viktor is leaking...despite forming a puddle on the desk.

If you can write pussy, just use that. I am frankly tired of reading 'hole', but that's just a staple of this writing so I have to deal with it. And why does it always resemble eating noodles whenever Jayce performs cunnilingus?
> Jayce swallows him whole
Not like it's hard. 1-2 inches, man.

Well, no, but you did it anyways. Academically he may match you, but physically, you're tiny compared to him - and the author seemed to forget her own size difference tag.

Not getting over the 'their sexes were perfectly made puzzle pieces'. Never had an author fumble the bag like that without realizing it. It's one of those 'blink and you miss it', and the audience wouldn't pick it up, either. Hyperfixations truly are a blessing and a curse.

Here's something a little different. Here is the trans fem edition:

Joyce is very much a troon name, but I can't help but be reminded of Helen Joyce. Poor lass.

For some reason, this author decided to race swap a Czech man:

African Kween uses Latinx:

And a toilet confession.

Who the fuck gives their life story in a TOILET?

 

[Thiletonomics]

Not even classic movies like King Kong are safe from being the setting for scat fanfiction:

Spoiler: Story Text

“AAAAIIGGHH!!!!”

Ann Darrow screamed as the massive, manacled hand of King Kong, the Eighth Wonder of the World crashed through her hotel window and gripped her like she was a toy.

“AAHHH!! AAHHH!!!!”

The giant gorilla pulled the kicking woman out the window and held her out over the crowded street below. It snorted, confirming to itself that this was the same woman from the island.

“AAAAAGGHH!!!” Ann wailed. The monster’s nearly thirty-foot-tall hulking mass reeked with an overwhelming cloud of sweating unwashed body.

King Kong snarled. Holding the struggling woman in one hand, he scaled the hotel building, his hand and feet gripping the windows like footholds.



***



“AAAEEEEIIGHH!!!” Ann Darrow screamed.

Panicked crowds of people ran from the monster as it knocked over elevated trains and crushed buildings in its stomping rampage.

Turning its eyes upward, King Kong looked away from the tiny screaming ants and toward the spire of the Empire State Building. It started to climb, but then looked at Ann Darrow with her shining hair and her glowing sequined evening gown. He didn’t want to drop her.

The gorilla frowned for a moment, puzzled. But its face twisted up into a stupid grin as a plan formed in its animal brain.

King Kong took a wide stance and reached backward to spread its hairy, muscled, never wiped asscheeks as best it could with its free hand. Then, gripping Ann Darrow, it aimed her toward its pulsing, slimy asshole, the pinkness of it bright against the dark, matted gorilla fur.

“NNOOOOO!!!” Ann screamed. The giant asshole made wet kissing sounds with every winking, dilating opening and closing. Every time it opened, the gagging humid stink of the monster’s rectum escaped with a noxious hiss.

“NOOOoooooo!!” Ann’s screams became smaller, muffled as her head was pressed between simian asscheeks. Her face and hair was mashed unceremonious up the pink surprisingly soft skin of Kin Kong’s asshole.

King Kong squinted, fidgeted. The tiny human felt surprisingly ticklish.

“MMPPHHHH!!!” the muffled wails of Ann Darrow echoed through King Kong’s ass with such intensity that his cheeks jiggled.

“MMrrggg…” stretching his back and grunting, King Kong gripped the rest of the squirming woman’s body and shoved the length of her up into his bowels with a wet, slimy SLURPING sound.

“MMNNNRRRPPHH!!!” Ann screamed in his rectum. She was enveloped, held tight, by the textured, shit and slime coated walls of King Kong’s mighty gorilla ass.

“AAAIIEEE!!!!” Inside, her screams absurdly echoed through King Kong’s guts like he was a cave.

Outside, only her franticly kicking heels stuck out from King Kong’s asscrack

“gggGGrrRR…” King Kong grunted. The squirming length of the starlet up his ass would take some getting used to. Her twisting hips, struggling arms, and kicking legs, tugged at his ass walls, sending uncomfortable tingling pressure through his body.

Reaching for the Empire State Building, the giant gorilla began to climb.

***



The hunched jungle silhouette of King Kong climbed the perfect tower of the Empire State Building, story after story.

“MMNNNRRRR!!!” Ann Darrow, with her seemingly infinite lung stamina, kept screaming from up his ass even as each scream filled her mouth with the rotten farty stench of monster guts. Her heels kicked hundreds of feet above the ground.

“rrRRGGmm…” King Kong grunted. The struggling shape sliding within his ass was becoming more distracting and… exciting. The short nub of his pink gorilla cock was bobbing up from the fur of his crotch.

“rrrRRrrggghhh…” the monster moaned, the warm shape of Ann Darrow a living, vibrator lodged in his shit hole.

In that moment, his asshole relaxed for an instant, and Ann legs started to slip out, her calves and then her knees, now coated with brownish, poopy slime, were freed from their rectal animal prison, and she was able to kick wildly now, flinging her heels off and her bare feet thudding against King Kong’s ass and thighs, demanding freedom.

“AAAAIIEEEEE!!!” she screamed, again.

Clenching his ass so she didn’t fall to oblivion, King Kong squeezed her body tight. The rippled texture of his rectum smothered her like a boa constrictor.

“EEE-AAAck!” Ann Darrow’s scream cut off with a cross-eyed gag as her body was crushed by oppressive, warm, gorilla ass strength.

With a finger, King Kong awkwardly tried to shove Ann Darrow’s kicking legs back up his ass. His hand fought the curvy, slimy, struggling legs, but they were eventually shoved back up within himself, only her feet sticking out again.



***



King Kong reached the thin, cold air at the top of the skyscraper. Airplanes ready to face off against the giant ape circled in the sky, but King Kong didn’t notice because he was too distracted by Ann Darrow up his ass and his pulsing, screaming hard-on.

With fumbling, anxious movements, King Kong tugged Ann out by her feet, an ugly fleshy SCHLORP as she was pulled from his butt and into his hand again.

Ann gasped at the non-rectal air. Her hair was muddy and matted. Her entire body was brownish-black, coated by a wet layer of gorilla shit, and… she was completely naked.

“OOOHHHH!!!” Ann squealed in terror. Her hands cupped her boobs, squishing them. Her legs tried to cross in the monster’s grasp. Her evening gown was still lodged up the monster’s buttcrack. When she had been pulled free, it had clung to the gorilla’s sticky depths, and she had been pulled out of it. She was suddenly incredibly aware of King Kong’s leathery palm and fingers looped around her ass and thighs and belly, naked except for the giant ape’s own shit.

King Kong snorted with wide, excited eyes that devoured the sight of the blushing naked woman . Gripping Ann with both hands, he turned her around and lowered her skinny peachy ass toward the throbbing gorilla cock that was nearly the width of her hips.

“NOOOO-OOOOUU!!!!” Ann screamed.

The dick was too big to penetrate her, so the girth just slammed and squashed against her asscheeks, pounding against them and squishing them with each thrust. King Kong leaned his hips forward, thrusting madly, trying desperately to fuck the tiny human coated in his own rancid shit, but only succeeding in spanking and slamming her ass with his cock.

“OOWWW!!! STOPP!!! YEEOWWW!!!”

The fleshy SMACK SMACK SMACK of gorilla dick flattening Ann’s asscheeks echoed across the New York City skyline. She struggled in his hands, fear giving way to explosive fury, her boobs awkwardly squished in the monster’s hand and her body shaking with each impact of the gorilla’s brutal butt job.

“SHOOT HIM YOU BASTARDS!” she screamed at the planes.

Most of the pilots were too stunned to act, but a few stifled smirks at the sheer absurdity they were witnessing. One of them took a picture, 1930s camera bulb popping with the flash.

“GGggMMMMRRgg!!!” with a rumbling, growling grunt, King Kong’s blazing shuddering penis exploded, sending waves of slimy sticky semen across Ann Darrow’s ass and back, smothering her entire body with the sheer volume of his off-white cum.

King Kong sighed, contented. He dropped Ann’s globby, gooey, gargling, barely human shape onto the roof of the Empire State Building and turned to fight the airplanes with his dick dribbling and her evening dress still trailing out of his ass like a ridiculous tail.

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[Chandelier]

I have been meaning to take a gander at this one. Considered a classic in the fandom, it grabbed my attention by the absolutely, ludicrously large genitalia depicted. If you think I am joking, here was the art posted for it:

Spoiler

Yes, that is a literal firehose cock. How a man is able to function with a penis that large it cannot be said, but that is the size depicted in the fic.

I highly suggest caution reading this, because it is long as fuck, and is one of the wildest ones out there. Sinister Queer was one of the OG trans Viktor ladies, so it is safe to say a lot of the size queen fetish shit comes from her.

Spoiler: Part I - Horsing along

In the business we call this foreshadowing. I bet you thought we were just jumping into the smut, eh?

> Now rendered snapped in two
Redundant. 'Snapped in two', or 'rendered in two' is fine.
> A very expensive crystalline glass bowl
Why the fuck would you use glass knowing you are working with equipment that produces sonic booms? Without protective equipment, you can say goodbye to your ear drums, too. Yes, glass IS used in electrical engineering for a wide array of purposes, but testing it against sonic booms is the dumbest thing imaginable. Crystalline glass especially is not tempered or made to withstand high pressure or current!
> It was a good idea
No, it was not. And why DIDN'T you account for the fact a SONIC BOOM would break it? Crystalline glass can shatter!
> I was trying to pull two of the magnetization spheres apart
With a hammer? You are just going to ruin the hammer - which he did. Have you thought about turning off the power source powering the magnets or introducing a disruptive source? No? What geniuses.

> Or fix it
> I can fix it
So fix it. Don't say that you will.

> Something about that night had been electric
> Somewhere beyond painfully alight and electrified
Redundant. You already wrote that the night was electric.

> Into his lab
This was beta read, btw.
> In the eclipse of his slight body
Of course. Where would we be without one of the OG uwu smol trans boi fics?
> Until he can wring his arm around his waist
Yep, this cliché is here, too.

> He likes feeling small against him
Who feels small against whom? Jayce?

> He wants Viktor more than he can explain, he wants Viktor more than he can articulate
Same difference.
> He wants him more than he wants air, more than he wants to be able to breathe
Same thing.
> More than the dawn wants the Sun
The Sun is the thing that brings the dawn due to its position in Earth's horizon. This is a dumb thing to write.
> More than the newborn spring flowers want the summer rain
They aren't getting summer rain, as they were 'born' in the spring. They would get spring rain, or spring frost, depending on where they are. Another dumb metaphor.

> Play with your cock
Compared to how fucking HUGE Jayce is, that roid clit is a tiny, sad, pathetic thing. You're comparing a pen cap to a fire hydrant.
> I want you to rip me open and crawl into my ribcage and be part of me
The funny thing is, this isn't the first time I've read something like this. There's a weird fetish about cracking open Jayce's bones like he's a lobster and crawling inside.
> The last thing Jayce wants to do is scare him off. The last thing he wants to do is spook him
Same difference. And you will with that monstrosity in your pants.

> He doesn't like being picked up, he doesn't like to be handled around by anyone
Unless it's a 3 foot cock, right?


> Soft, slick curls
There's the OG Rapunzel pubes!
> He's felt his cock
Has Viktor felt yours? I assume not.
> There's soft wisps of hair that scatter down him
So he's a Yeti Lite.

> Stop looking and eat it
Sounds like a Weird Al song.
> It's the kind of taste he could suck his tongue to remember hours from now, like trying to draw the last remnants of it from the deep recesses of his memory
Redundant. This author does this a lot - she states things, states things again, and acts as if she did not just repeat herself.
> Fuck, Jayce wishes he could be deeper
Least it isn't that one fic where the author thought the cervix dropped during arousal and he actually DID have a dog tongue. But I really shouldn't talk as Jayce has a literal horse cock.

> He considers letting Viktor's stain stay, he considers later
He considers it twice? OK.
> He fucks his tongue into Viktor's cunt
He was already doing that.
> Need - need you to suck my cock
What cock? Compared to that horse dong waving between Viktor's legs that's a stroll in the park. It's barely larger than his tongue - what do you think he's sucking?

> The fingers he can feel like the cruelest sense-memory in the depths of the nigh
What? No seriously, the author was trying to be poetic here and didn't write a single thing that made sense. Bitch, are you high?
> I want to be so covered in your come that all I can smell is your pussy on my skin
Market it, and make Calvin Klein go out of business.

> A wave-crash moan
That's the third use of a sea/ocean related metaphor. This girl loves her beaches.
> Fuck-flushed skin
That's a new one.

We learn that Jayce has a short refractory period, which is really a miracle because actual men would faint due to all that blood going to that horse cock. Fantasy or not, pooners really have an obsession with the largest dicks imaginable. I wonder if they're trying to communicate something with that.

> Is that not okay?
I'm wondering how you can even keep it up. I guess it really is magic.
> Coming inside him means - it means being inside him
The floor is made of floor.

> Jayce could get hard again just from the idea of it
His cock was already 'twitching', meaning it was already getting hard. Funny how I noticed this but the author didn't.
> You seemed rather large beneath me
> Deep here, I've always had issues taking men of a particular size
This is a first. Usually, Viktor takes those Hispanic Hogs and belly bulges like a pro, without issue. Going off the fanart, Jayce has a penis that makes monster hentai dicks look tame, so this really is a case of stretching things to their limits.
> To whatever Viktor just said
He said you could fuck his asshole. Are you hard of hearing?

Huh, that'd be the second time he was dead. The first was when he discovered he could eat out Viktor.
> You want me to put it in your ass?
Yes, he already told you.


> New-born foal on the sand
Cute, but horses aren't born on the beach. They like grass.
> He's just as pale as the rest of him under his clothes, each patch of skin just as near-translucent as the cool cast of the night
These pooners LOVE their white skin. Absolutely adore it. I've read this instance of 'pale skin 1488 times, no joke.

Spoiler: Part II - Ride that horse

In which we get to the actual fucking, and the logistic of shoving a horsecock inside someone's asshole.

Yes, Viktor still has breasts here. He has not had the zippertit surgery.

> Skin seamed to skin seamed to skin seamed to skin
So they folded over each other like a sailor's knot? "Seamed skin to skin" is fine.

> Messy. Made a mess for me?
...Yes? This was redundant to say.
> Viktor's fingers hardly close around him. You are huge, Jayce.
So how big is Jayce? You're about to find out.

> The dark, slick tip rests just past his belly button
So, he's around 13'' inches, give or take, and probably 3'' thick. The fanart exaggerates a little, but not much. This is the largest iteration of Jayce I've ever read.

> Perfect, if sparse, ass
You take that back. My boy did have a booty. Muscle atrophy is a helluva thing.
> He groans a long, throaty noise when Jayce ducks his head to drag his tongue over his hole
I almost went, 'which hole?' only to find out that it is indeed his asshole. That's the hole we're going with, now.

> No less obsessively hot and incredibly tight
He's going to be able to fit the Pentagon up there once Jayce is done.

> I want you to feel what I'm going to do to your cock once you're inside me
You already said that. I don't think the author remembers what she wrote.
> There's something almost addictive about watching him (x1), about watching Viktor (x2) draw Jayce's fingers into his body - something about watching them (x3) slowly ready themselves to become one
Who watches the Watchmen on the watcher on the walls? Watch out.
> he wishes he had a third time, something he could just to brush up Viktor's chest
You mean a 'third limb'? Because what the fuck is a 'third time'?

> Jayce knows the signs, he knows the signs
He's sounding like he's writing speeches for Kamala Harris.
> I can't wait to show you how much of you I can take
You already said that.
> Like Viktor's grinding the small bones of his knuckles together
Damn, those ass muscles sure are strong! Too bad they're about to be annilhilated.

> Three is, eh, usually good
You already said that.
> Yeah?
Jayce sounds like a programmable NPC sex bot. He has next to no personality. Even the other Hispanic Hogs has him interacting and properly talking.
> If you were in my position you'd be begging for my cock
Wouldn't it be nice if Viktor actually had one?
> If you, uh, if you had one of those things
You mean a penis? A cock? C'mon, don't be shy. You can say it.

> Because they aren't talking about the same thing anymore
I don't even know what they are talking about, myself.

> I love you too
You already said that. There is no need to keep repeating yourself.
> A balm to the sudden burn-wound alive across his skin
This doesn't make sense. "A balm to the fresh burn across his skin" works just as well.
> The same sort of swear and the same sort of promise
Same difference.
> But there's something obscene
> There's something inherently beautiful in the obscenity of it
Redundant. Just say there's 'something insanely beautiful' about it and be done with it.
> Until he's drooling lick out over Jayce's hand
That's the third time he's done it. Our boy is a machine, dripping so much fluid the Hoover Dam couldn't contain it all.

> Like all he wants is to keep Viktor full and happy if that's what he wants
Redundant.
> Like he'd happily toss reason aside and give Viktor whatever he wants
Also redundant. Prior sentence establishes your premise.

> Moonlight-pale skin meets Jayce's sun-warmth
These pooners looooooooooooooove this white boy. Pale skin supremacy, yo.

> Nothing but all the things Jayce needed then and there
> Nothing but them, nothing but all the things they needed
Redundant.
> Fuck, Jayce, it feels like you're in my lungs
Literally, in this case. It's a cliché, sure, but damn is it not true. It's usually Dark Souls that has dicks that big, and those are 8'' tall men.

> He's stretched around nearly a third
Impressive. And yes, there are women who take toys that big - with a lot of experience. So it's not too unbelievable, but a man having a cock that large is.
> You're taking so much, V
He already said that.

> It's the feeling of Viktor around him and against him, the sound of his whining breaths, the smell of his dripping pussy mixed with the rising scent of sex in the air
You already wrote this, with their bodies being fused together per se; this should have been the lead-in.
> It's only then that he realizes he really is inside him
> He's inside him
Redundant.

> Piece to piece to piece to piece
Are they rectangles now?
> It feels like the first warm summer after a grueling, endless winter
Spring comes after winter. Are we skipping spring now? Clearly, as you did the first time.

I will say, for a Hispanic Hog fic, this is very tender. I would have expected more action like the one where Fat Jayce fucks Viktor into the table (and his beer gut didn't block the slaps). This is focused a lot more on emotion and feeling and you can actually forget that the smut is even happening.

> Come running between pale thighs
My man sure is a machine. That's the fourth time he's done that.
> Too busy being lost in the feeling of Viktor's body, in the feeling of becoming part of him
Redundant. You also described that earlier. There's a lot of existentialism in a fic about a man with a 13 inch dick sticking it in a trans man's ass. It's also a twist that Jayce is the one who views himself as the fleshlight, not Viktor.

> Part of Viktor's stomach pushes into Jayce's hand
> Something is bulging into Jayce's palm
> That's his dick
> That's his dick, pressing through Viktor's stomach
Congratulations, genius. I am surprised it took you that long to figure out.

You already wrote him pressing through his stomach. How many times do you need to repeat yourself?
> Because of course
> Of course he does
Redundant.

> Somewhere between an attempt to keep him together and an attempt to anchor himself to the disparate parts
Redundant. Just say you are an anchor.
> A constant marker, a constant reminder, etched into the drywall
Redundant. You already declared it was a reminder with the 'scars on his bedroom' remark.
> He wrings himself inside of Viktor's trembling body
Literally. If you can recall the image of Spongebob squirting out soap through every orifice on his body, this is that.

(Ignore the shitty number order on this, I messed up and don't care to change it.)

Well, I was certainly surprised. This fic, as of this writing, has 405 bookmarks and was written in 2022, so it is considered a classic. The author has another trans Viktor fic that is even longer and is far more graphic than this; I expected way more out of a 13'' Hispanic Hog. It was actually very tame, leaning more into the emotional abstract side of sex than the smut, when I would have expected a detailed ass-ripper that is touched upon in other fics. The Mo' Meat, Mo' Problems story had way more detail and Jayce was just as big in that, and that was ABO. What was the cause for the NERFing of the smut in this? Who knows. I expected it to be way worse than it was, and it was remarkably tender. Her multi-chapter fic is a clear nod to MGCraig's work and I might compare it to this one someday. In any case, I expected the worst, and was actually disappointed, especially given the fanart posted. I suppose that's for the best.

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Here is a quickie, featuring the erroneous use of the 'gay sex' tag, and the author writing it while on an all-nighter.

Spoiler: 100% Gay sex

You are going to need a shot glass, because 'pleasure' is so overused in this 3k fic you'll be hammered in no time. Much like the fic I posted above, it gets really repetitive real quick.

> Slender, yet muscular
I thought he was just slender?
> Brushing against the delicate curves
Ah, that's a nice way of outing your wee pooner.
> The air was heavy with the scent of sweat
There's a lot of this, too. Sweat, sex, perfume, alcohol...it's all there.
> Such a whore rubbing your little cock while I fuck you brainless
'Little' indeed. I can never take these things seriously.

Viktor gets called a slut three times, and this bitch can't even spell 'dominant' right. Tired or not, use spellcheck.

See what I mean about it being repetitive? You won't miss much skimming through this.

> You're not done yet
No, because women are capable of multiple orgasms. Shocker, I know.
> His body arching off the bed
They're on his desk.

Are you hammered yet?

It's thick with the smell of X round three. This chick must have been awake the whole night and wasn't cranky enough to catch that.

Are you drunk yet? You will be soon.

How about now? Feel the room spinning yet? 17 times it's used. That's more times than in the 10k fics I've read.

*Subtle
*Form
Even when I'm tired, I know there's a time to rest and read things over. These people are so desperate to post and get kudos they just post their shit as is and expect you to praise them.

The author writes in her end notes, 'praise me and I might write more.' No thanks. You earn it. But it isn't like that was ever going to stop her, anyways. These folx love the high, even if its a repetitive, poorly written piece of shit.

Later, we'll get to more horrors. For now, good luck nursing that headache.

 

[Meiwaku]

Apologies if this already was posted but:

 

[Chandelier]

I'm just going to let the tags speak for this one. Author stood out to me for being a smarmy bitch.

Spoiler: Plauche's Revenge

The child in question is 11 years old.

Protip: when you act like a smarmy bitch after writing pedophilia, you are not a tough bitch. You are a sick bitch. I will fuck with you because an underage child cannot consent. Don't project your daddy issues on me, honey.

The author was not kidding with the misogyny tag. Jayce outright hates his wife and other women, celebrating them only for giving him a 'son', which is a daughter. This behaviour gets worse as the fic goes on, and the author really doesn't want you fucking with her.

Already we start off with the 'real women never love you, but I do' style grooming, where he isolates him from anyone else he views as competition. Viktor believes his mother left them, when in reality she was so scared of Jayce she didn't tell him she had leukemia and just died from it.

The woman cooks, cleans, and keeps the house and the man still despises her. Figures. Leave it to Sky to be the black stereotype where she is a nanny taking care of the white child. Talk about lacking self-awareness.
> She was a newly admitted university student
Then how is she a nanny? That's a full-time job.
> Infantilized him too much
Keep this in mind because the author thinks an 11 year old is old enough to take a 12 inch penis inside them.

Viktor here is clearly lashing out because he's hurt. He wants a genuine matriarchal figure in his life, and Jayce denies him that opportunity. Later, he starts developing a Lolita complex with his child.

How very considerate that he was talked out of an abortion over the prospect of a (suspected) male child. The misogyny is off the charts. Even with the other fics featuring pregnancy, they don't take on a tone like this.

> It was her fault
Yes, blame the women for your shitty sperm. I already despise this character and I know I am going to want him visited by the Alaskan Avenger at the end.


> She had no right to demand anything
She is still your wife and is worthy of respect. She was so terrified that she never even told him she was deathly ill and chose to suffer in silence. What a reprehensible human being.
> Viktor was more interested in her
Because he is looking for a mother figure. The pedophile can't stand it so he decides to become the most important thing in the child's life, the creep.

Look at that. He even hates the token nigger. What is it with Jayvik fans sounding more racist than the Burger King man?

And there we have it. The author's note mentioned a cervix, which might mean that Viktor is female, but it may be a case of 'intersex' fakery or something else. I will not know until the underage smut begins.
> It was the reason he started to develop confused feelings and thoughts that triggered desires
All because his 11-year-old wears skirts. Someone get this man into a woodchipper.

> Was it inappropriate to sleep with your father?
No, but get this: Viktor was watching porn at the tender age of 11 (the author later makes him 12) because of course he did. He 'learns' that what he feels is completely normal, and was convinced it was fine to convince a 30-year-old man to give him oral.

The author wanted to try the transphobia route when that is not the problem here. The pedophilia is. You write this shit, you are asking for a callout. These people are never beating the allegations that they were molested themselves.

> It was a piece of fabric, they were so prejudiced
And you are a pedophile, and deserve to die.

> Fragile and small arms
They are never escaping the allegations that they only see this character as something to be feminized.

> He would be lying if he said he felt sick and disgusting
Oh, nice. He's an out and proud pedo. Into the woodchipper you go.

These authors are the same ones who complain about ableism and other pet progressive ideas, while infantilizing a grown-ass man, make him a child and let him 'egg on' a grown ass man who is his father. Disgusting.

He hasn't heard of pirating? For shame. He could use sci-hub.
> He knew what Jayce was doing wasn't appropriate
No shit.
> Begin to rub his flower with more force
Stop fucking comparing female genitalia to plants, you pedo bitch.

> The disrespect she showed by not showing goodbye
He doesn't know Jayce fired her because he hated her getting close to him.
> His father's large hands surrounding his legs
Yes, there is a size difference, and it will get worse from here. This is a kid that hasn't even entered puberty yet.
> Twelve years old, feeling like an adult
You aren't, though. You haven't even started menstruating yet.
And look at that. He found Reddit forums and decided to go Sweet Home Alabama. The first age of viewing porn is 11 years old - though it's probably younger than that, now.

Yeah, and then their kids come out deformed and retarded. Don't fuck your daughters, people. Or your siblings.
> It was Jayce who crossed the line
Yes. Why is this written from the perspective of a 12-year-old who is 'asking for it'?

All this from online grooming. Christ Almighty.

> Small, slender, fragile
Jayviks are never beating the allegations that they view a disabled man as a fucktoy. This is a grown woman talking about a 12-year-old's vagina.
> Or maybe it was the fact that he was still very young for this
You don't fucking say. He's 11-12, watching hardcore pornography and wants to moan and act like those performers - as well as endure brutal sex that would kill him. Fucking hell, some fujos aren't worthy of existence.

Take a drink, you'll fucking need it.

I do not care if this person is 15. They are fucking a grown-ass man and their own father. If he's packing a 12'' penis, there's going to be a lot of internal damage. Women and girls have died from less.

I wonder why. Couldn't be a result from the grooming that's been going on for four years. Girls who act out like that are often sexually abused. Makes me wonder if the author was.

Great, Viktor's mother was Jayce's sister. What kind of Hapsburg family line is this? Leave it to the FTM to bear the brunt of pregnancy. There's not a fetish over that, oh no.

Your 'hole' is going to prolapse, because your body physically isn't ready for that kind of shit yet. Girls have gotten surgery for trying to recreate the scenes from porn due to pressure from their boyfriends. What the fuck do you think is going to happen here?
> His father had trained him
*Groomed him. He was groomed.
> Jayce had bumped into his cervix
and he magically is not heading to the ER. This is the Hispanic Hog, remember.

I wonder why a pedophile wouldn't care about your pleasure. You are just too young to see that he's using you.
> He knew his dad liked it when his son kissed him like a desperate little whore
It's one thing to have an adult be referred to as a whore. This is a 15-year-old girl, pretending to be a man, being brutalized by their father. Under any other circumstances people would condemn this story, but it's is ~trans~ it's somehow a work of art. Fuck off. Pedos get the gun.

> Little one
Oh I see what you're doing there. It's a miracle that cervix has not been punctured yet.

You need another round from Gary Plauche, bitch. And yes, she absolutely plans to write more of this shit. Here were some comments:

How about no? We don't need more pooner pedos. The sexual abuse and degeneracy is bad enough in your community as is. The fuck are you fantasizing about a 15 year old getting a 12'' penis shoved inside them? Guaranteed this author got diddled and she feels no guilt over liking it.

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Let's try something with adults, shall we? Get your metoidioplasties revved up.

Spoiler: HWNDU Barista

Oh, nice. Viktor's a real 4channer, doxxing people from the light coming in through their blinds and the apron on the chair. Too bad that turbo autism doesn't get him a better job.

> Like their destiny is playing out in front of him
That's not destiny, that's obsession. Stalking someone's social media is a very female thing to do, but the doxing from the geolocation - that is male autism. Good job capturing one element of being a man, dear author!
> He's taller in person, and fuck the size of his hands as they rest on the till are giant
Press X to doubt. Jayce is also trans, which means he has smaller hands. Those hands probably could've eve squeeze an avocado.


> So don't be too mean to be!
What a feminine thing to say. A gay man would go, 'be as mean as you like, it gets my dick hard.'

> Barely scraping by on groceries
What kind of job are you working in tech that leads to such shit pay? Maybe downsize a little if you can't afford living expenses.

Hm. Did Jayce get the zippertit surgery or not? Time will tell.

> Fucking cuck, he isn't here to double dip
Damn, this guy really is a Reddit NEET lmao
> Of course Jayce doesn't know what kind of equipment he has
And he somehow gets 'plowed' with such small equipment.

> even if it could be considered stalking
It IS stalking. You geolocated him from his fucking apron, bud.
> Mentally thanking whatever god exists that he wasn't born with a dick
He'll wish he was, because getting plowed by a 2 inch roid clit is pathetic.


All he's missing is the whip scars and the 'Massa' nickname.

My man is breaking into that apartment like he's Solid Snake. Of course Jayce has a collection of sex toys and the bi flag. Where's the trans flag? Or does he not want to be that obvious?
> he did snoop once he found Jayce's name
Very feminine-minded behavior.

I am glad Viktor is taking a page out of Call Me By Your Name, because he's stealing old, dirty underwear and sniffing it like Elio did - with the added bonus of masturbating into it, as Elio did.
> Fucking himself on the length of it
Length of what? It's 2 inches.


Lanehound, in case it wasn't obvious, is Vander. Hammerhound is the name for the Jayce/Vander ship, and while not as popular, it has grown in recent months. Vander is the one character that can't be topped, because he's just that big.


How convenient that Jayce doesn't know he's talking to his stalker. Note how even the stalking differs between males and females: pooner Viktor just stole some things and harbors his obsession privately; when Jayce is the stalker, he marks his territory like a dog. Even pooners can't mimic that kind of sexual aggression.

> Bush on fully display
Everyone is rocking the Rapunzel pubes, I see.
> I wanna fuck you in two
With a two inch roid clit? I don't think so.

You can't physically do a lot of things - and giving Jayce a proper dicking is one of them. You'll be swearing to God that you wish you were born with one by the end.

> He's more of a fantasizer than a doer, really
So he kept that female libido, gotcha.
> He and Jayce are destiny
Stalking someone isn't destiny, homie. You huffed his dirty underwear like it was glue.

> He's taller than Viktor, of course
He's still nerfed because he's a pooner.

I did have a chuckle at Jayce being outed as a pooner. Sure, the author might have written him with 'huge hands', but there are plenty of other clues. Having a vagina is one. Naturally, binders are worn, especially by the disabled man, because warped ribs on top of a deformed spine is extra fun.

You'll still have scars, they just aren't the dog ears. The improper placement of the nipples is what gives it away.
> I've never really done this
No way. Stalker Viktor is a virgin? Imagine that. Pooners can't even get the sexually aggressive stalker stereotype down!

Viktor sobs a lot - and it's a major pet peeve of mine when characters cry all the fucking time. This happened in Aurumnexus' T4T fic, and I still remember it (even when I reviewed it a year ago) because of how many times the characters 'sob' from overstimulation. It makes me want to shove a handkerchief down their throats.
> He's fantasized about bending Jayce over and fucking him over everything they can get away with
With what? Toys? That's all you have compared to a 2 inch roid clit.

I'm surprised he doesn't inhale some of them. None of these pooners trim their Tarzan bushes and no one picks any hairs from their teeth.

Gross. You don't know how long that has been sitting there.
> His actual dick
That's not an 'actual dick', that's a roid clit. You are not male; nothing about you will involve a 'real dick.'

Imagine that. Jayce has a fancy dildo. There will be no T dick penetration this time around, sorry. Just have some pseudo frottage between school erasers instead.

Cute, but you don't have testicles, and therefore don't produce any sperm. No one's pussies are getting filled today.
> He's crying again
Then he can shut up again. That smut wasn't even good; this author tends to breeze through her 'tender moments' and go straight to the aftercare. What a downer.
> Opens his body language
I wasn't aware body language was like a book you could open. It's something physically expressed. 'His body language opens up' sounds better, but not by much.

"Yeah I stalked you and got your location like a 4channer thanks to the angle of the sunlight through your blinds and your apron, please don't call the cops on me. We fucked and that's OK and I love you and you'll love me in time, OK?"

This type of stalking just makes me laugh. It's two pooners hunting each other down in the most feminine way possible, and they can't even key each other's cars. The one fic by fiveblessings where Jayce was the stalker was noticeably darker, as Jayce was leaving his presence known in the apartment and getting off on traumatizing and tormenting his victim. Pooners just want to 'express their love' by taking things and stalking social media. It's a far more emotional manipulation vs a physical threat.
> I make good money
You can barely afford groceries. If you were rich, Jayce wouldn't be calling the cops but would be offering to be his sugar baby. Amazing what wealth can do.

> We belong together
Christ, even this comes off as female. It's not as dramatic or aggressive if a man did it, and it comes off half-assed because this is a pooner we're talking about. They do not threaten men, only each other.
> Not that hard to convince your soulmate that you're meant to be together
He just caught you stealing (and sniffing) his laundry and you stole one of his vibrators. The only reason he's not calling the cops is because he isn't threatened, and Viktor does not have the physical presence or aura to threaten anyone. It honestly reads like a high school mean girl's stalking, and all we're missing is insults flung over social media. Even the obsession element is female-coded. The male would be delivering gifts, stalking the victim more, and generally be a threat but this? It's a lonely pooner wanting attention. Least I didn't need to read them humping each other's 2 inch roid clits.

Oh, and the author is writing a sequel from Jayce's perspective. Stay tuned for when that comes out.

Apologies if this already was posted but:

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ColeyDoesThings actually has a video on the crazy shit some AO3 authors post in their A/Ns. One got hit by a bus, another was on the run from the government. It really makes me wonder what these people are up to.

 

[Strawberry Milkshake]

Fire Emblem Three Houses fic featuring a pooner giving birth.

Spoiler

The usage of lips here just sounds like the baby is coming out through the mouth.

Spoiler

Guess that means no titty chop since nowhere else in the fic mentions anything of mastectomy scars.

For reference here's what female Byleth and male Byleth look like. The "supple and plush breasts" bit just makes me imagine it was female Byleth rather than her male counterpart that the author was likely depicting.

Same author as the first. Link