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Oxyjen said:
There was definitely a storyline where he was trying to get an Italian passport through documented family lineage.
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clipartfan92 said:
How's those plans for moving to Italy going faggot?
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I assumed he'd moved on from trying to become an Italian citizen, but during his March 25 stream, he acted as if it's still in the works.


I, the only reason— I'm learning Italian for two reasons. One is because I wanted to reconnect more with, like, the culture of my- the mother's side of my family and because I need to speak Italian fluently to pass a language exam so I can become a citizen. Ah, I just fucking died.

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Punished Neco said:
Still in Belfast from what we're aware of
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Oxyjen said:
And another where he was going to marry EFNO who is Irish (I assume this one failed and they split up).

It’s also not clear what grounds he has to still be living in the UK, if he indeed is.
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On March 26, he said, "...everything that I have learned from living in Northern Ireland...," so it does seem he is still there. He implied he's picked up resistance tactics from the Irish and would use those skills in Canada if Trump tried to annex it.


Reporter: ...the US President wants to annex Canada.
Bannon: The Canadians should take that as the greatest compliment you've ever had.
Reporter: Bannon says Trump sees-
Keffals: If he even tries, I will take everything that I have learned from living in Northern Ireland back to me when I go to Canada. I will not elaborate on what that means.

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On April 3, he said he's planning to become a citizen "here," presumably in the U.K.


'Cause I think one of the things, one of the things that really sucks, um, about being, like... 'cause I'm- I guess, like, I, I'm an immigrant. I'm planning on becoming a citizen here. Is m-most... Holy shit! That is a big fish!

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A. G. Peak said:
On March 26, he said, "...everything that I have learned from living in Northern Ireland...," so it does seem he is still there. He implied he's picked up resistance tactics from the Irish and would use those skills in Canada if Trump tried to annex it.
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Fuck right off, Keffals. The Good Friday agreement was signed when he was four years old. The only “resistance” he’s experienced is the last time his dilator wouldn’t go in.
 
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A. G. Peak said:
including an anecdote involving Chelsea Manning. Overall, he hopes to begin a new, healthier chapter in life and reconnect meaningfully with his audience
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In this clip Keffals mentions how Chelsea Manning was on the couch when the Queen died.
What Keffals neglects to mention is that Chelsea Manning was on their couch because they'd been paid over $10,000 of the GoFundMe money.
 
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A. G. Peak said:
On March 26, he said, "...everything that I have learned from living in Northern Ireland...," so it does seem he is still there. He implied he's picked up resistance tactics from the Irish and would use those skills in Canada if Trump tried to annex it.
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Just don’t mix up those IED materials with estrogen substrates!

Or do i don’t give a fuck if you blow yourself up and transition a car.
 
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Not doing politics, btw.

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Keffals' first guest on stream since coming back is, you guessed it... Tipster! He has other guests planned as well, including Dead Domain, Not Just Bikes, and fellow lolcow degenerate Ana Valens.


Oh, shit. Tipster's actually in Webfishing. Yo! Tip- Tippy, you want... H-hold on. Hold on. Hold the fuck on. I need to get Tipster on this stream. I have not had a guest on the stream yet since I came back. Let me grab m- the fucking OBS interface shit and get this happening.

Um, I have a few guests lined up in the future. Um, I know Dead Domain's coming on. I know Not Just Bikes is coming on. I know Ana Valens is coming on, all in the future. Um, I've just been, like, slowly trying to get back into the groove of things, 'cause I realized this week that...

"Where's the room code?" It's in the funny fishing channel in Wigglercord.

I'm doing good. I have a date tomorrow. I am going to kiss a woman. We are going hiking. We have a dinner reservation for two.

Yeah. No, Not Just Bikes and I are friends. We're both from the same city, so when he's coming on, we're both going to shit talk London, Ontario, Canada (laughs). And we both happened to move to Europe. We both fucked off because the city was so atrocious (laughs).
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Modern Audience said:
Why does keffals sound like synthetic man? Maybe they both have a new york accent combined with the flatter autistic affect?
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I don’t hear it. Keffals has the roughest, trashiest Canadian accent I’ve ever heard. SM has some type of Northeastern American accent. Lower middle class but not grating like Lucas’. Lucas’ voice is much deeper as well.
 
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Not doing politics, btw.

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Keffals' first guest on stream since coming back is, you guessed it... Tipster! He has other guests planned as well, including Dead Domain, Not Just Bikes, and fellow lolcow degenerate Ana Valens.

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Holy shit, that balding hairline lmao
Now, when he says kissing a woman, does he mean a real woman, or one of these queers who is dressed up as a woman. With or without a cock? I know how confused these faggots get about what sex a person is. Do real women go dating trannies with stinkditches and hunchbacks? I've never heard of that happening in real life
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Why does keffals sound like synthetic man? Maybe they both have a new york accent combined with the flatter autistic affect?
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The first time I ever heard Lucas's voice was on Tipsters soundboard in a stream. The retard break sound clip. I thought to myself "why is he playing a teenage boys voice who's balls haven't quite dropped yet" as a sound bite. I knew nothing of who Lucas was. Humans are incredibly adept at picking up audio and visual clues about who we are seeing and listening to. These trannies think they fool everyone. When they truly are only fooling themselves
 
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