Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Cactuar King said:
I don't think I've ever seen a more abrasive (or fat) asshole than Rick. It's like he's compelled to be a dick to anyone who talks to him.
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Treating his peers like a bother for engaging with his dumb posts is hilarious and especially when they’re stupid enough to buy his books and mention them. Remember the lady who posted his book and he called her table cloth ugly lol. The difference between interactions like these and the sniveling ass kissing he pulled with that Chris guy who called him kiddo are stark. If he thinks your engagement won’t bring clout or envy from other twitter anons he resents you for thinking you were worthy of speaking to such greatness.
 
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Vernon Dozier said:
How can he claim to be a conservative voting for Ralph Nader? The Green Party was to the left of Gore, in fact pig man also hates Reagan, and Nixon why can’t he admit he’s a far leftist? I don’t go around claiming to be a liberal it’s just another weird lie from a liar.
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The other day that shucking and jiving cornball rapist pal of pats name dropped him in a post. It was something like “I know a good conservative! He likes baseball and motorcycles and mustangs and guns, conservative as it gets!” lol pat knows that there is nothing masculine about his politics so he claims the conservative label in the hopes of becoming some RINO talking head on the news.
 
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Bias Judge. said:
Nothing particularly hilarious, but Leslie and Piggy still sniping at each other on Bluesky. This is in reference to the latest schizo-blog written by a “George Wilson”. The pests suspect this to be a pseudonym used by Jackie, Pat, HiFi or one of the other PatPack goons. I can’t decide if this is just smear campaign or a legit crazy person: VigilantNet

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Doesn't use pen names ?
 
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Misogenes said:
Lord Almighty, this thread moves quick when one is otherwise indisposed for a while. I genuinely have no idea how Jenny has the energy to participate in so many Internet slap fights... I get exhausted just catching up on the curated highlights.
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That's because you don't consume 4000+ calories a day and haven't cultivated the skill of abandoning every other aspect of your life to fight with your dildo/toilet/liver/little brother on social media all fucking day. You're probably active living a life you don't hate, which takes dedicated, consistent hard work. Enjoy not having bitch tits and not being despicable at all times, child.
 
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Vernon Dozier said:
How can he claim to be a conservative voting for Ralph Nader? The Green Party was to the left of Gore, in fact pig man also hates Reagan, and Nixon why can’t he admit he’s a far leftist? I don’t go around claiming to be a liberal it’s just another weird lie from a liar.
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IIRC he calls himself a 'conservative' because society had progressed to a point he approved of and wanted to 'conserve' that. But he doesnt even really stay true to that definition because he just laps up any batshit progressive talking points that are in vogue, like the r/fuckcars talking points or gun control, despite them going against the viewpoints he supposedly supports.

TLDR it's just him being a redditor and thinking he's the smartest person in the room despite being a fucking idiot (and rather portly).
 
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femoralcanal said:
[Literally 10 seconds in]: "Sir, could you please state your name for the record?"
FFWBT: "Patrick Sean... uh, sorry. [Akward laughter]. Patrick Sean Tomlinson."
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Always good to revisit that audio. I don't know which part is my favorite, I'm torn between either: the point when Fat mentions the text message evidence is still in his phone which leads to the Judge's slightly strangled outburst of 'They're not printed out?'
Or: later when Pat admits he hasn't brought his witnesses and seems wholly unfamiliar with the purpose of the court (despite being the plaintiff) thus provoking the judge to genuinely question 'What did you think we'd be doing today?'

bortherman said:
With a 145 IQ you would think he would have spent the time passing the bar
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With a 145 iq he'd probably have know he could appeal the PayQuasi judgement.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
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Tries to share an anecdote, mostly just wants to preach, someone says hey me too you’re not the only one, he calls her a dumb bastard. lol. It’s a low iq move to always jump straight to ad hominem, no?
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I think he meant that in a softer way as usual, because he himself castigated himself in the quoted tweet for not being a 100% party-soldier 25 years ago. In a "Haha, we were both stupid bastards back then"

He is just unable to make that work because he is an unfunny, infantile assholes using clips from fucking Marvel movies.


It also shows again that he and a lot of Democrats seem to have no self-reflection in their TDS, how they wanted to implement tariffs just a few decades ago, and how they were generally the party fighting the wall-street class and not shitting their pants when the speculative market goes down.
 
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