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Earlier today yours truly and other Zoey thread regulars were messing with the cow in question after she wound up in sneedchat. While on there she revealed, among other things, her fondness for Mormons, as well as the fact that her own sister was one, prompting yours truly to tease known Mormon user and thread regular @WelperHelper99 with the idea of e-dating her:

With further scrutiny put onto Welper's dating life, Scorpion also discovered that he had e-dated female kiwi @Generic Anime Girl for a short while.

GAG is a known gooner with a Joshua Graham and Simon "Ghost" Riley fetish, both things which Welper was completely ignorant of, claiming that he only e-dated her because it was she the one who made the first move:
Which led to @Scorpion From MK to find an (allegedly) bait comment in which Welper expressed his desire to do that very thing weeks priorAlso @WelperHelper99 you are gonna get a Florida BPD gf soon, my man

With further scrutiny put onto Welper's dating life, Scorpion also discovered that he had e-dated female kiwi @Generic Anime Girl for a short while.

GAG is a known gooner with a Joshua Graham and Simon "Ghost" Riley fetish, both things which Welper was completely ignorant of, claiming that he only e-dated her because it was she the one who made the first move:
Afterwards, @Sperg Spectating pointed out that GAG not only has the hots for military men, but also that she possesses a futa-adjecent paraphilia involving pooning out as well as fem dom activities.It lasted 3 days after she APPROACHED ME. I checked out early man.
And also a weird pseudo-tranny attraction to men with vaginasSorry for being late and gay on this, nigga you are so retardedYou got approached by someone with the username GENERIC ANIME GIRL who you met on KF and said "yeah sure why not?", then started defending this decision? You're hilarious, I'm 100% keeping up on your antics now.
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I am keeping with both of you two's antics now. I thought you two were normal, but you're both absolutely insane. The best cows really are homegrown.
Things which Welper was also completely ignorant of, admitting that he wasn't even aware of GAG's existance before they began e-datingI have no fucking clue what this is, but it's not straight, that's for sure.
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What the actual fuck?
So, who's the cringiest party here? Is Welper the ultimate doormat, even for mormon standards? Is GAG the poster child for the consequences of unrestricted internet usage at a young age? Are New Vegas fans all trannies? DiscussNigga I literally only talked to her for three days. I barely knew she existed before any of this. Holy fuck. I dodged a bullet.
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