Inactive Aziz Al-Yami / Hax$ - They played Smash at his livestreamed funeral.

[Bonedome]

I cannot fathom ever livestreaming a funeral, especially when it's open to everybody on the Internet to gawk at. Why did they think this was a good idea?

Happened with someone close to me, it can help family/friends that can't make the funeral be able to watch. But then again that person wasn't e-famous so it didn't have a ton of Internet autists in attendance.

 

[Figger Nucker]

This funeral is suicide inducing.

If I knew this is what my funeral would be, I'd rather live.

 

[3rdAccountFuckEmail.com]

they turned his funeral into an esports match with commentators live casting a brawl match while his family cries. This is an active threat that commiting suicide will lead to esports tournaments being hosted in your name. A fate worse then death

 

[Double Taps]

i wonder how many of these people regularly interacted with hax

I wonder how many of them interact with people outside the smash community, this shit was socially inept.

Thanks to the relative that orchestrated this, we now know that the unhinged behavior is hereditary.

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

Hax's death and everything surrounding it is the most bizarre event ever so far. This man's funeral is being broadcast to the internet with is corpse on display, with people giving speeches and playing Smash Bros next to him.

And Hax's 'mother' is also defending ZeRo sexting 14 year olds using his account. Bizarre.

Assuming Hax is actually dead, whoever is on his account is having a weird schizo melt down.

https://x.com/ssbmhax/status/1908033371399233676

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https://x.com/ssbmhax/status/1907968367304089684

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tbh I would still believe that this is his mom from just the second post alone since muslims defend Muhammed for being a child fucker but some of the words used on this account don't really sound like something a mom would say.

https://x.com/ssbmhax/status/1907972601458094386

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Also a lot of self replying going on today in particular. Hoping his body is actually going to be at the funeral tomorrow at this point.

 

[Seedling]

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Hax's death and everything surrounding it is the most bizarre event ever so far. This man's funeral is being broadcast to the internet with is corpse on display, with people giving speeches and playing Smash Bros next to him.

And Hax's 'mother' is also defending ZeRo sexting 14 year olds using his account. Bizarre.

Hold on a goddamn second, did they really hook up 2 melee boots at the funeral service?
They can do that!? just hook up video games and have people play it in the middle of grieving??
What kind of funeral service is this

 

[Seymour Glass]

technicals a-logging the funeral, making it a sponsored event from hellofresh for m2k (sign up now and get a free 100 hours coaching for a 20 year old game)

pretty good funeral 9/10

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

Hold on a goddamn second, did they really hook up 2 melee boots at the funeral service?
They can do that!? just hook up video games and have people play it in the middle of grieving??
What kind of funeral service is this

A funeral by and for Nintendo autists.

Still had ~1.7K speak viewers despite the stream being unlisted.

 

[The Cock Carousel]

Did any of the competitive Smashers take a shower before attending?
Imagine the smell.

 

[Seedling]

A funeral by and for Nintendo autists.
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Still had ~1.7K speak viewers despite the stream being unlisted.

One letter short of being called "Spazzi". Wonderful

 

[Towoman]

>it was a preventable situation
what did he mean by this?

if they had call ins at the end this would have been a 10/10 gamer funeral
i hope i never have to witness another gamer funeral ever again

 

[Jobama]

I love how he has a pink Captain Falcon and his Smash trophies in his casket

 

[Doktor Grimm]

I guess it’s to memorialized the last time he beat Leffen while wearing those pants.

This funeral is some of the most existential-nightmare-inducing Black Mirror nonsense I've ever seen and Hax's mother is using it to take potshots at the schoolyard-tier bully he was obsessed with. Clearly obsession runs in the family.

All of this is making me feel bad for Leffen, which is something I'd never thought possible -- he's going to be assigned sole responsibility for this waste of human life & the subsequent Melee Funeral by deranged nerds forever.

At least Hbox tried to grant some degree of dignity to this complete & utter shitshow.

 

[Sugriva]

I feel bad for laughing at a funeral but this is just too fucking funny

 

[MooseGump]

I would rather it be hax turning out to be alive and wakes up Lenin style from the simpsons

This funeral is like a comedy sketch in the making

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

I love how he has a pink Captain Falcon and his Smash trophies in his casket
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Embarassing to have a pink toy/plushie in your casket when you're above the age of 5

 

[Pickle Man]

This is the nintendo version of G.G. Allin funeral.

 

[Jobama]

Kill all Redditors.

 

[Gregis]

Kill all Redditors.
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That's not safe.

 

[BrainSand63]

Kill all Redditors.
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TRD