Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Ann Berlin]

Here's one comment (not the top one but 18 upvotes).

There is a shockingly large amount of political apathy in the queer community. A lot just fall in the general majority trap of being not interested, or saying "they're just not political people." They fail to see that it's not a choice, if you are queer at all, you are political, you will be used, politically, you will be judged, politically, you will have your ability to live determined, politically, onie way or another, you are used politically, whether you want to or not, you don't get to pretend otherwise.

idk I just think gays who suck cock don't do it with political motivation?

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Wish mom wouldn’t coddle him, unfortunately some parents think internet access is sacred for some reason. Video games too…



“Come to reality” and “look at the facts” and other bigoted things.

 

[NotYourAverageNigga]

Wish mom wouldn’t coddle him, unfortunately some parents think internet access is sacred for some reason. Video games too…

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“Come to reality” and “look at the facts” and other bigoted things.

He writes just like chris chan.

 

[Paper Machete]

Wish mom wouldn’t coddle him, unfortunately some parents think internet access is sacred for some reason. Video games too…

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“Come to reality” and “look at the facts” and other bigoted things.

A big part of the problem with stuff like this is that the parents aren't on the same page and the kid knows it.

This is present in a lot of stuff whenever there is family strife. The parents have completely different parenting styles, expectations, and so on. It doesn't lend itself to the structure kids need because rules feel more arbitrary and the kid knows they can play one against the other.

Nigga was only 15 when he "decided" he was a troony loony.

 

[and 304 others]

This needs to be said again.. sorry for double post. I just lurk. But people need to post screenshots, not post their common takes on trannies that have been said 1000 times before

 

[Paper Machete]

Only three messages since joining and two of them are double post faggotry about how to use the site properly. Nigger.

 

[Colress]

I hate to say it, but the newfag nigger is right. Routinely scrolling through circlejerk discussion about the troons is annoying and we need more Ls.

 

[Duck & Cover]

A smallish L.

Was browsing Fiverr, and stumbled upon Alexandra.



A female



Marvel Rivals Coach.



What's the L? The reviews using "they" or omitting pronouns for the "female" coach.

 

[Aquarius]

Ew he references the kinsey scale. I hate sexologists.

They also say that men who are into trannies are ”basically heterosexual” when that’s not what the data actually says. So are these guys tranny-chasers? Perverts? Beholden to their university’s so-called “ethics” department? Oblivious to Kinsey’s crimes? Who knows! But the fact remains that chasers are trannies.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Oooh boy, have I got an L for you!

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Earlier post -- Archive

Spoiler: Whole rant

First of all I'd like to thank everyone who commented on my previous post. I certainly didn't expect so many people to help me and I was overwhelmed by the amount of replies. It was really reasurring to hear your experiences and it's helped me a lot.

I wanted to make an update now that everything is back to normal. It will definetely be a couple weeks until my stitches completely dissolve but I'm both physically and mentally well right now and can go about my day as usual! I was originally planning to make a post one month from the procedure but now that I'm feeling good I thought I can make an update eariler.

Gender affirming surgery regret rates don't lie - I don't regret it one bit and I'm glad I was brave enough to go through with the procedure. I definetely feel much more comfortable down there and, although due to doctors instructions I didnt do anything yet, I also became more sexually comfortable as well which is a nice bonus I guess. Most importantly - I'm happy!

In my original post I said "... before I was dead set on full srs" and I'm happy to say that I still am. Orchi made me feel much more comfortable with myself so I can only imagine how well I'll be feeling after a full srs even though the recovery will most likely be tough.

As for why I reacted so strongly - I've talked to various health professionals and it's actually difficult to say. One reason could be my body reacting strongly to a part of it being taken away, or my psyche needing time to adjust or "mourning" the loss of a body part, even if it was unwanted. Nonetheless, after the rain comes the rainbow and I'm really glad that I've had the surgery.

I started feeling better during day 6 and since day 7 I finally had a regular eating schedule and no trouble sleeping. Around day 10 the pain has completely stopped and I stopped taking medication in accordance with doctors instructions.

Talking to my friends and family has also really helped with the recovery and that would be my advice to anyone considering orchi. Also, despite it being a relatively simple outpatient procedure treating it with more caution/respect, as if it was a more serious surgery can also help. I was kinda shocked at how strong my reaction was and at the existence of "post surgery regret" even after a relatively simple procedure. It was something no one had told me and I'm sure I would have felt more at ease had I known about the possibility.

The only downside for me was having to reschedule my electrolysis appointment as I had it planned in the surgery week. But yeah, that's just me trying to cram too many things in a week.

Once again, thank you to everyone who replied and have a great day!

edit: added information to second paragraph

Short version: Recovering nicely.
I'm still calling it a L.

 

[Paper Machete]

They also say that men who are into trannies are ”basically heterosexual” when that’s not what the data actually says. So are these guys tranny-chasers? Perverts? Beholden to their university’s so-called “ethics” department? Oblivious to Kinsey’s crimes? Who knows! But the fact remains that chasers are trannies.

There's this weirdness where they want to attribute bisexual behavior to straights even while at the same time they acknowledge bisexuality. I don't know what sort of cognitive dissonance drives this. You can't trust someone just self-identifying into the closet. I, like probably many others, see GAMP as a subset of bisexual. They're into both men and women but the men are of a particular sort not just males in general. The fact many of them are also AGP or AGP adjacent themselves also doesn't get enough attention. It's an interesting thing. A lot of people, including a lot of kiwis until recently were just on the "closeted gay/weird bisexual" train of thought but it turns out a shit load of them are AGPs themselves and tranny Ls complaining about such corroborates this.

(Also sample bias. To be honest I don't think any normal people of either sex volunteer to get the "sexual response" measured to different stimulus.)

 

[PunkinMan]

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Dude 2 of your posts are backseat moderating despite your join date being 2022, can't tell if youre retarded, don't know how to read or if this is bait.

Here's a tranny L so I'm not off topic, this us the first result on brave for tranny subreddit.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Recovering nicely.

He isn't.

As for why I reacted so strongly - I've talked to various health professionals and it's actually difficult to say

Not one of these so called "health" professionals told this dumb man that he had a breakdown because genital mutilation is terrible and traumatizing.

One reason could be my body reacting strongly to a part of it being taken away, or my psyche needing time to adjust or "mourning" the loss of a body part

I don't believe one bit that this man is completely happy with yeeting his balls off. Look how stronly he reacted and now a week later everything is fine? I call bullshit. Dude is fooling himself because according to the teachings of the trans cult he is supposed to be happy with his mutilation.

I was kinda shocked at how strong my reaction was and at the existence of "post surgery regret" even after a relatively simple procedure. It was something no one had told me and I'm sure I would have felt more at ease had I known about the possibility.

You are supposed to enjoy your horrible mutilation! Regret is wrong and shouldn't happen.

I don't regret it one bit and I'm glad I was brave enough to go through with the procedure.

How long will this idiot be able to cope until he has another breakdown? What a trainwreck this man is.

 

[Statix_Shark]

Can you imagine the scene of this 40 YEARS OLD troon just expecting an auidence to kiss its ass for wearing a spinny dress?

Spoilered because I accidentally collected too many because I thought it was funny.

It makes me feel good that people can voice their opinion about these freaks without resorting to some kind of doublespeak. It should be said properly and concisely: troons need to fuck off.

Loves being a pooner but still misses one thing about being a woman.

Lil poon seems like a nightmare to be with, how much screaming did she do before pooning out to miss it this much?

This needs to be said again.. sorry for double post. I just lurk. But people need to post screenshots, not post their common takes on trannies that have been said 1000 times before

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Lurk moar, newfag. Learn to edit/multi-quote.

 

[cold comfort]

Totally passing pooner has a panic attack and gets her mommy to call her manager at Burger King after he tells her not to use the men's toilets anymore.

 

[Jesters]

idk I just think gays who suck cock don't do it with political motivation?

Nah man, all the cock I've sucked has only and explicitly to spite the Republicans. Donald Trump and Elon shudder in fear every time I suck dick for cock and feel it in the aether.

(This is obviously sarcasm but I feel the need to spell it out anyways)

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Reason #2359387 not to even entertain these people's delusions.

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Spoiler: Text

Content warning: general family shittiness

So most of my life I've had minimal or no healthy family support. Mothers side of the family is a spiritual cult and I had to go no contact years ago. No contact with my mother specifically the last 1.5 years as she said she couldn't cope with the trans stuff and basically disowned me. The cult estranged my father from me but we've reconnected and been very close the past 5 years and he's been extremely supportive until now... will try to add text screenshots or post the texts in comments below

I have a good relationship with my little sister but she isn't a good support as she barely has her own shit together and is also going through alot of her own stuff so I am the supportive older brother but it's 90% me supporting her. (She's great and respects my identity and would die for me, she's just a bit immature and unstable)

I am just looking for some comfort, validation, commiseration or I don't even know. If anyone wants to adopt me (I'm 28 lmaooo) then that would probably help too.

She included the text convo she had with her obviously tired father.

Spoiler: Text

Me to my father:

Hey Can I ask if you have been practising using he/him pronouns for me? When mentioning dropping me home to Andre you used 'her' and I know it can take some time to get the hang of changing pronouns so I'm not mad or anything! Just wanted to see where you were at with it and ask if its okay for me to remind you to say he or him if you slip up? I know it's not intentional and I know I have your full support too, it just makes my gender dysphoria worse is all. Happy to chat in person if it would help too Love you x

My father:

Hi Em, no I don't mind being reminded, that in itself is fine and is all you needed to ask. I do however mind the rest: passive-aggressive guilt trip comments around making your 'gender dysphoria worse' and questioning whether I am practising the use of pronouns. That I find offensive. This is the path that you chose, not the people around you, and we all have plenty of other issues to occupy our minds and our daily lives, so I think perhaps you should reflect a bit further on how you engage with other people who are doing their best to support you. It really wasn't at all necessary to add in that gratuitous commentary. Any gender dysphoria issues you have are ultimately ones for you to resolve without trying to infer blame onto me or anyone else for that matter. Perhaps I should remind you who it was who bought you a men's shaver for Xmas? And I will make a further observation of my own on interacting with other people in a constructive way - being so strident in your opinions on a whole range of issues lately (eg lecturing us on what we should and shouldn't find humorous, for goodness sake) will only end up alienating you from a lot of people around you in the long run as it doesn't make for relaxed and positive interactions. Just like this one has ended up. I think let's take a breather and reflect for a while.

Me:

My comments only meant to provide context for why I asked about pronouns in the first place - I didn't want to assume you knew how I felt or knew how it impacted me. I asked about whether you were practising as other people in my life have said they found it useful to practice - so I was going to try and suggest that but also didn't want to assume you weren't practising. Assuming I'm trying to be passive aggressive when I was clearly trying to bring it up and gently as possible is really unnecessary and honestly the person being alienating right now is you when you also could have asked clarifying questions instead of accusing me straight of the bat I love you dad - and am genuinely confused as to why you've responded this way. We absolutely do need to take a breather and reflect - I am not ok with being spoken to this way and having my intentions assumed when it was clear I was trying to be as gentle and sensitive as I could.

My father:

I stand by everything I said Em and I'm equally not ok with any of it. It's entirely up to you of course whether you take any of it on board on not. I'll leave it there.

Me:

I will reflect on the comments about humour as I can see where you are coming from. I am sorry and didn't realise it had upset you - I'll take your comments on board on that topic.

Whats really disappointing is that you refuse to believe my intentions and do not care about how hurtful your comments have been and think you are exempt from needing to reflect on how you've spoken to me. You have said you love me unconditionally but are intentionally being harsh right now and ignoring me saying that I love you still. If you're truly not okay with someone gently explaining to you how something impacts them, then that really just speaks for itself.

Curious about the mom situation, I went digging around and found a reply going into the details of the situation.
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This is so shit man. I'm going to share my experiences with my bio mother in solidarity and share whats been helpful for me, and I hope you find some comfort or something useful in what I share.



Long story short mother disowned me to avoid accepting I'm trans. It hurt. Life is so much better without her now.



Long story... long? Bio mother was weird from the beginning when I came out at transmasc, would make off handed comments and get triggered and messy form simple things like requesting she use chosen name and pronouns. This went on for 1.5 years before I told her I'd be starting testosterone soon, more shitty comments and her saying she didn't want to talk about any of the 'trans' stuff at all. I sent her resources and support services to help her adjust, I believe she never accessed them. She refused to change my name or picture in her phone and had a total meltdown and stormed out of my house in January 2023. That was the last time I saw her. She avoided me for months and barely spoke to me, I reached out multiple times saying we needed to talk about what happened in January and that we needed to be on the same page about my gender and I asked her to give a timeframe of when she'd be ready to have this convo. 6 months passed. I had top surgery, it was on socials, I know she knew it had happened. I messaged a few weeks after my surgery to say she needed to let me know by the end of September (still 2023) when she would be ready to talk, because I can't just keep having her deny my existence. She went on a rant about how she's grieving, not coping, lost 'safe and common ground' with me etc and said 'you do you and I'll do me'. I snapped and told her she doesn't get to call herself a parent if she'd rather have a suicidal daughter than a happy trans son, told her she's choosing to estrange herself and that she can never come back into my life until she's done the work to come to terms with me being trans and can be supportive as I'm no longer willing to do the labour for her. She never replied and has not spoken to me since. Thankfully she never sent me any weird research into autism and gender critical stuff, I would've lost my shit.



I processed alot of grief and anger, saddness and betrayal with my therapist but ultimately realised my life is infinitely better without her.



We do not owe our parents the idea of us they have in their heads. We do not need approval from our parents to exercise our freedom and bodily autonomy. And honestly, we shouldn't seek approval from people who justify such hateful ways of treating their children.



I know going no-contact isn't for everyone! When I was still trying to salvage things with my bio mother, I found it helpful to look in strategies for going low-contact, using the grey rock method to disengage when she was being an asshole and building up my other support systems.



Sending you strength!

TL;DR: 28yo Pooner is slowly but steadily driving away everyone around her by constantly trying to police their speech even when she's not around.

 

[Aquarius]

This needs to be said again.. sorry for double post. I just lurk. But people need to post screenshots, not post their common takes on trannies that have been said 1000 times before

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Gonna disagree with you (and Null) on this one. Yeah, aggregate and archive social media posts where trannies post Ls. But why is discussing said L off-topic? We’re supposed to aggregate and archive this silly shit, but then we’re also supposed to take any and all discussion of said L to another thread? What? That makes no sense.

Anyway, here’s a tranny furry who is selling his organs for video games:

Spoiler: Embedded video

Archive.

Apparently he has an “abusive roommate”.

Spoiler: Screenshot

And this isn’t an L - so I guess And 304 Others and Null will ban me for my sewing circle proclivities - but I want to mention that this dude hates Butch Hartman. He frames it as artistic critique, but the reality is that Butch is a Christian and (presumably) conservative. He made several videos whining about Butch’s art as a proxy for Butch’s religious beliefs, which he cannot formulate a rebuttal to.

Hartman’s success with Danny Phantom and Fairly Odd Parents - the former of which is a troon favourite - and conservative values have made him a lightning rod for criticism. In many ways, he is the basis for a whole new type of Derangement Syndrome. Clearly I should have posted this separately in the Tranny Sideshows thread rather than attaching it to this post. Clearly.

Spoiler: Whining about Hartman

Archive.

 

[Statix_Shark]

Totally passing pooner has a panic attack and gets her mommy to call her manager at Burger King after he tells her not to use the men's toilets anymore.
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Troons and niggers; like water and oil. Being a pooner in Illinois is just asking to be airholed. Also calling mommy when confronted at work? Very manly attitude.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Not one of these so called "health" professionals told this dumb man that he had a breakdown because genital mutilation is terrible and traumatizing.

The central core of why it's an L.
Well that and he feels constrained to represent it as a triumph.