Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

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Jace on ice said:
If you have a paranoid or schizoactive disorder it can accelerate symptoms or even cause psychotic breaks.

Schizophrenia is genetic so based on who her father is I'd abstain if I were Toph.
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Good thing she’s so boring she can barely tolerate a wine cooler. She has a very 6th grade D.A.R.E. attitude towards drugs & likes to act all high & mighty for not smoking or drinking, she actually once said “that’s why I look so young, because I don’t drink or smoke!”

Food is clearly her drug of choice.
 
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Raxxinator said:
Good thing she’s so boring she can barely tolerate a wine cooler. She has a very 6th grade D.A.R.E. attitude towards drugs & likes to act all high & mighty for not smoking or drinking.
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Honestly? Good for her, and I'm being sincere when I say that. She has so many fucking problems she doesn’t need dope chills to add to her woes.
 
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Jace on ice said:
If you have a paranoid or schizoactive disorder it can accelerate symptoms or even cause psychotic breaks.

Schizophrenia is genetic so based on who her father is I'd abstain if I were Toph.
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Speaking of papachu, do we have any additional info about why he was arrested the day mamachu and jr got pew pewed? Trying to search and finding nothing.
 
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I'm really wondering what next phase will be. We know dead chu had another car but was in his name. There's no way he had a will. The fact they've been at the hospital it might have been towed already or broken into stolen etc.

Like I said before squid had makings of a lolcow. Maybe she can be the hold over until tofph rears here very ugly head again.

Honestly the best for both would be splitting up the two co dependant retards. There's zero happy endings but Mama in a retard retirement home where's she's fed gruel instead of Doritos is better future than back in a car (that probably doesn't exist anymore) with her cromagnum daughter.

Papa will be in and out of jails and group homes probably never cross paths again.

Topf is too helpless and lazy to change she's in need of a group home. But good luck getting in one. Shell probably die on the streets this winter if she lives that long.

Worst of all? That's the happiest outcome I can see of these chuckle fucks.
 
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Bassomatic said:
For the best. Papachu is dangerously mentally ill. Topf lies a lot but I do think he was an abusive parent and he's got a long ass criminal history also. He should be on no rent lists.
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Papachu's sheet is thick but it's almost exclusively trespassing, theft, and property crimes. I'd be more worried about his neighbors if Toph shows up seeking shelter.

A man's SRO or shelter is very likely to house sexual offenders.
 
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Jace on ice said:
Papachu's sheet is thick but it's almost exclusively trespassing, theft, and property crimes. I'd be more worried about his neighbors if Toph shows up seeking shelter.

A man's SRO or shelter is very likely to house sexual offenders.
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It's good that Tophia is......the way she is. Sexual harassment is not that high on the list of things she needs to worry about once she is back on the streets.

Being a glutton with bad heart whose legs start hurting after walking for 5 minutes are gonna be her main issues.
 
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DerelictOnion said:
It's good that Tophia is......the way she is. Sexual harassment is not that high on the list of things she needs to worry about once she is back on the streets.

Being a glutton with bad heart whose legs start hurting after walking for 5 minutes are gonna be her main issues.
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Anybody living on the streets can be trafficked, even someone as ugly as Tophia. Unlikely, but not impossible. All she has to do is have a run-in with the wrong people. It'll be interesting to see what crazy shit she does for a couple Patty melts.
 
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Smokey uploaded a video around an hour ago about Tophia and it's essentially mentioning the past month where she's still been online. My main complaint is it's shit they should already know about lolcows. They don't want help, and they don't want friends. What they want is asspats and money without question. No shit she was gonna blame the reddit for "stalking" her and getting her brother killed, because it's easier than admitting they were parked in a shitty area and weren't prepared for the risk and reality of living on the streets.

I used to watch this guy's videos on cyraxx and laugh but the amount of moralfagging from him and kiwi tapes about Tophia this last month has been retarded and I can't watch anymore.
 
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Mike and Eichs said:
Smokey uploaded a video around an hour ago about Tophia and it's essentially mentioning the past month where she's still been online. My main complaint is it's shit they should already know about lolcows. They don't want help, and they don't want friends. What they want is asspats and money without question. No shit she was gonna blame the reddit for "stalking" her and getting her brother killed, because it's easier than admitting they were parked in a shitty area and weren't prepared for the risk and reality of living on the streets.

I used to watch this guy's videos on cyraxx and laugh but the amount of moralfagging from him and kiwi tapes about Tophia this last month has been retarded and I can't watch anymore.
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Both SMCc and KT are moralfagging grifters. These insufferable fucks have been putting a spotlight on lolcows for the general public to know about them, when the last thing cows need is attention. Their orbiters on YouTube are just as worse, making the same exact comments over and over, making stupid assumptions and overall being dumb as shit.

Give me my tophats, I willnever stop hating these two "content creators" and their fans.

E: both of them need their PG thread.
 
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I won't ramble too long (cliffs I lied).

Smokey just rubs me wrong. Both of them are poo touchers and grifters. Kiwi I can do his solo dives but I know he's no better. But Smokey the personality I just get this REAL bad vibe. Not calling him a sicko. But he seems like the real loser who laughs at worse losers. I don't know how to put it but I see him the kinda guy who stocks shelves and lives in his parents at 44. I know he's younger but you know what I mean.

Kiwi and him playing with nova and bowser.. yeah they are scum bags. But production level at least kiwi can play a citation and say dudes messed up where smokey has to play this i'm cool and want to be your friend. Very gross.

I'm only on the rant because toph has same style mental problems thinking we are laughing with not AT her.

While it's correct @derlictonion said papa's rap sheet is not violent over all. He's on a no rent list for reasons. I don't mean to over simp for land lords or reality corps but lets be real. A shitty tiny condo in that area is worth more than a Corvette. If I showed up out of the blue, would you let me drive your vette? Because I said it looks cool? Wouldn't you want to make sure I'm insured etc? Even if say I had 5 duis but not one fender bender wouldn't you say uhh... yeah I don't feel ok giving you keys. He's going to make their investment, second home etc a fucking nightmare because he's nuts.

Also in the most basic, he just doesn't pay bills.

As much as I hate to agree because it's gross and real, even toph would/could be sold into some fucked up sex slavery. For a literal hobo, she's got 0 street smarts. I'm sorry a billionare who takes train to work knows the streets more than she does. She's in for a world of pain and suffering.
 
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