Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

How do the post-surgical garments Anna wears compare to these?
Normally with plastic surgery, the surgeon has you measured before. Then you order the required garments through their preferred supplier. Anna just gets hers off of Amazon, so it’s doubtful they fit correctly anyway. As the swelling reduces, you are supposed to size down in garments. They are supposed to be tight AF, like the DVT stockings that nurses wrestle to get on your legs before surgery. For example, after abdominoplasty, the garments are supposed to be so tight that you struggle to get a deep breath in, even though patients will be instructed to use an incentive spirometer. During the 6 months patients are required to wear them, they might go down 3+ sizes if it’s not just a Velcro style wrap corset.
 
But in Anna's case she ordered them on amazon so they probably are not medically the right ones. She has also admited to using tights as compression so she has definitely not be serious about her recovery. If I remember right her right side was also the side that would not heal and stop leaking after surgery. She definitely has fucked that leg.
 
But in Anna's case she ordered them on amazon so they probably are not medically the right ones. She has also admited to using tights as compression so she has definitely not be serious about her recovery. If I remember right her right side was also the side that would not heal and stop leaking after surgery. She definitely has fucked that leg.
Tights as compression? You gotta fucking kidding me. She ALWAYS half asses EVERYTHING. She better fucking thank god she is so fat she looks like a freak show otherwise her influencer career never would have taken off.
 
I'm familiar with compression stockings that you'd wear to help with edema, circulation issues, or after a DVT (generally speaking, like these)-- the kind where compression is measured in mmHg. How do the post-surgical garments Anna wears compare to these?
Post-surgical garments should also be graduated compression, i.e., they provide greater compression at the ankle or wrist, and the compression decreases as the garment moves up the leg or arm. The goal is to prevent blood from pooling in the extremities, and help move it back toward the heart. The degree of compression is measured in millimeters of mercury (mmHg).

I know that the post-surgical ones are to help with post-surgical swelling, but do they also help with standard edema?
There is no such thing as "standard" edema. Edema (swelling), is unnatural and can be caused by many conditions. Examples include soft tissue injuries; immobility such as being bedridden; prolonged sitting; heart, kidney, or liver failure; pregnancy; certain medications; lymphedema, and the like.

Could they theoretically prevent DVT, or do you need the actual graduated compression for that?
As stated above, post-surgical garments should be graduated. Compression garments to prevent DVT are also graduated.

This question was inspired by the recent pictures of Anna's swollen feet
Anna's feet may be swollen because she was standing or sitting for an extended period of time, not drinking enough water, eating too many salty foods, or perhaps all three.

I assumed she was was wearing post-surgical compression garments because that's the norm following lipedema surgery. But if the above Farmer comments are true, and she simply ordered support hose from Amazon, that would help explain her edematous feet. Support hose offer the same level of compression throughout the garment. The compression is not graduated. This is fine for tired achy legs, but certainly not adequate for post-surgical edema.

Anna's doctors are even bigger pieces of shit than I realized. They should have informed her about proper post-op care, including measuring her and informing her where to purchase appropriate garments. The fact that she simply ordered some tights from Amazon indicates they did neither of these things. Anna may be a bit dense, but I do not believe she would have ignored an instruction to buy graduated post-surgical garments.

While the onus is on Anna to do her own research, the doctors are the professionals, and she and other patients should be able to trust they are being given accurate and complete information. These greedy motherfuckers are negligent at best, and at worst are teetering dangerously toward malpractice.

Many surgical centers will supply the first post-op garment, i.e., they put it on the patient immediately post-op. After that, the patient will need to wear a series of increasingly smaller compression garments as the body heals.

Garments should be snug, but not painfully tight. The patient should be able to fit their hand inside the garment. It should be able to accommodate compression pads, which lay flat against the skin and help prevent skin rippling. (Remember actress Tara Reid's ripply abdomen? Yeah, don't want that).

I sincerely hope Anna's surgeons inform her about proper compression garments following her abdominal liposuction because a garment that is too tight could cause serious complications. It can restrict blood flow, reduce the amount of oxygen that reaches the tissues, impair breathing, cause numbness and nerve compression, and may even lead to skin breakdown (open sores). Too loose, and it won't provide enough compression to reduce swelling and reshape the body.

I really wish Anna would stop this insanity, and simply lose some darn weight. But we know she won't. She's enjoying medicalizing her obesity, and attributing it to factors other than her own gluttony and lifestyle. Such a shame.
 
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Anna's appearance at the Barbie event is like something from one of those anxiety dreams when you're late for work but you can't find the building and you're still wearing your pyjamas. I panicked just looking at her wearing the equivalent of a toddler onesie, shower sandals and black compression, surrounded by all those thinfluencers in their summer dresses. I was mortified for her.

She's sized herself out of every clothing brand on the planet now. All she can find to wear are pyjamas and even those are stretched out to oblivion. Not a great lewk for someone "fearlessly fashion obsessed"

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The size of her right leg compared to the left. Oof.
 
Anna's appearance at the Barbie event is like something from one of those anxiety dreams when you're late for work but you can't find the building and you're still wearing your pyjamas. I panicked just looking at her wearing the equivalent of a toddler onesie, shower sandals and black compression, surrounded by all those thinfluencers in their summer dresses. I was mortified for her.

She's sized herself out of every clothing brand on the planet now. All she can find to wear are pyjamas and even those are stretched out to oblivion. Not a great lewk for someone "fearlessly fashion obsessed"

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The size of her right leg compared to the left. Oof.
Jesus I didn’t even notice because of how fucking awful she looks. I don’t mind the print but it looks ridiculous on a jumpsuit on Anna.

This entire surgery arc has been nothing short of horrifying, but this is getting fucking ridiculous. Anna see a god damn real doctor. Not a grifter who is promoting liposuction in super morbidly obese women and not a grifter who keeps ignoring your real health problems and telling you that leaking plasma is fine.

I hope none of her followers is gullible enough to follow in Anna’s [gigantic] footprints without first talking to non-social media famous doctors.
 
Anna's appearance at the Barbie event is like something from one of those anxiety dreams when you're late for work but you can't find the building and you're still wearing your pyjamas. I panicked just looking at her wearing the equivalent of a toddler onesie, shower sandals and black compression, surrounded by all those thinfluencers in their summer dresses. I was mortified for her.

She's sized herself out of every clothing brand on the planet now. All she can find to wear are pyjamas and even those are stretched out to oblivion. Not a great lewk for someone "fearlessly fashion obsessed"

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The size of her right leg compared to the left. Oof.
I was equally as horrified that GROWN WOMEN are excited to attend an event that should be reserved for six to ten year-olds.
 
I wonder how often "shower day" rolls around in the Glitter and lazers household.
I caught that, too. "Shower day"? That should be every damned day, especially when you're a massive deathfat.

Maybe the key to her keeping friends is that they all have to have anosmia, because she's got to get absolutely rank in all of that time leading up to "shower day."
 
I panicked just looking at her wearing the equivalent of a toddler onesie, shower sandals and black compression, surrounded by all those thinfluencers in their summer dresses. I was mortified for her.
How is she not hot and sweating all the time? She's walking around Texas (same latitude as Egypt) in what is essential a ski base layer at all times. It's just started to warm up here up north and getting to the point you can't comfortably wear that stuff anymore without sweating. And that's assuming you don't have an additional 500 lbs of insulating blubber keeping you warm at all times.
I thought maybe compression garments are a special fabric that stays cool, but it seems like she doesn't buy the correct garments anyway. So I'm just perplexed how she isn't dying of heat constantly. I don't see how she can do this all summer, wear a compression base layer under all of her other clothing in Austin heat. Just thinking about it makes me so uncomfortable.
 
She is wider then the super wide chair she bought which BTW is the chairs that Corissa and J use.
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