MrBeast / MrBeast6000 / James Stephen "Jimmy" Donaldson / Beast Philantropy / Beast Reacts / @mrbeast / - YouTube's golden goose, philantropist and the perfect braindead content for kids. Covered his tranny best friend grooming for years, promotes gambling for kids, fakes contest videos. Also known as Mr. Cease & Desist.

[Quijibo69]

Bump: I ate the Pizza one. It's shocking better than Lunchable one! I don't know if it's the sauce or what it was. I got lucky no moldy cheese! The candy bars in these things suck. They're hard and like wax. Shocking the worst one for me was the Turkey one.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

Alright, so a while back, AugustTheDuck made an honest review of MrBeast's foodstuffs. So you know what Jimmy's guys did in response? They fucking sent dozens of boxes of free Feastables -- basically a lifetime supply of chocolate.

August made a video to explain this, whilst wearing sunglasses in a bathtub full of MrBeast chocolate bars -- which he describes as tasting exactly like Reese's. At the end of the video, he says that he doesn't trust himself to have so much junk food in his possession and kept in his garage, so he offers to give entire boxes of them away for free via his Instagram.

 

[SugarKane]

Sheesh been a few months i came to the tread ...so Chris is even more fucked up ?

 

[YaBoi]

Alright, so a while back, AugustTheDuck made an honest review of MrBeast's foodstuffs. So you know what Jimmy's guys did in response? They fucking sent dozens of boxes of free Feastables -- basically a lifetime supply of chocolate.

August made a video to explain this, whilst wearing sunglasses in a bathtub full of MrBeast chocolate bars -- which he describes as tasting exactly like Reese's. At the end of the video, he says that he doesn't trust himself to have so much junk food in his possession and kept in his garage, so he offers to give entire boxes of them away for free via his Instagram.

Jimmy really enjoys paying people off, huh?

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Alright, so a while back, AugustTheDuck made an honest review of MrBeast's foodstuffs. So you know what Jimmy's guys did in response? They fucking sent dozens of boxes of free Feastables -- basically a lifetime supply of chocolate.

August made a video to explain this, whilst wearing sunglasses in a bathtub full of MrBeast chocolate bars -- which he describes as tasting exactly like Reese's. At the end of the video, he says that he doesn't trust himself to have so much junk food in his possession and kept in his garage, so he offers to give entire boxes of them away for free via his Instagram.

You know it's bad when your response to someone liking a singular product of yours is to send them 8,000 products for free. Feastables aren't moving in my area, even on clearance.

I respect August's honesty. Jimmy fucked up by not sending him the actual product he enjoyed. Instead, he just gave him a new product to review which he didn't like.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I live in a humble Bong town, but to say the feastables do not move. I have a rapport with some of the clerks, and I ask them, "Restocked the feastables." I explained the joke of the thread was to see if Feastables sold, he laughed and said they had to send their original pallet back because not a single one had sold, and they were near expiration. What is even funnier it's next door to the only high school in 4 miles.

 

[Autistic Spergout]

I live in a humble Bong town, but to say the feastables do not move. I have a rapport with some of the clerks, and I ask them, "Restocked the feastables." I explained the joke of the thread was to see if Feastables sold, he laughed and said they had to send their original pallet back because not a single one had sold, and they were near expiration. What is even funnier it's next door to the only high school in 4 miles.

Where I live the peanut butter chocolate is being sold for AU$10 per box

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I live in a humble Bong town, but to say the feastables do not move. I have a rapport with some of the clerks, and I ask them, "Restocked the feastables." I explained the joke of the thread was to see if Feastables sold, he laughed and said they had to send their original pallet back because not a single one had sold, and they were near expiration. What is even funnier it's next door to the only high school in 4 miles.

I live in the good part of Europe and we too have "famous from tiktok" type aisles. I've seen beast and PRIME shit, but the only ones that do move is shit like.. purple takis. Cause they're not native to here.

 

[Not 6 Foot]

the drink was overly sweet. I think I got my weeks worth of sugar

Oh no, the best part about PRIME is that it's not sugar. It's sucralose. They pile that stuff in there at an absurd level and it's just as addicting as regular sugar.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

Feastables aren't moving in my area, even on clearance.

I live in a humble Bong town, but to say the feastables do not move. I have a rapport with some of the clerks, and I ask them, "Restocked the feastables." I explained the joke of the thread was to see if Feastables sold, he laughed and said they had to send their original pallet back because not a single one had sold, and they were near expiration. What is even funnier it's next door to the only high school in 4 miles.

I've seen beast and PRIME shit, but the only ones that do move is shit like.. purple takis. Cause they're not native to here.

I went grocery shopping yesterday and saw a lot of Feastables on clearance in a section of the store where the old/unwanted crap usually goes -- think of stuff like old bread and damaged cans. At another store where I normally go, there's an entire cardboard display of MrBeast products hidden away in the clearance corner; I'll try to take a photo the next time I'm there. Every time I go to any store, the bottles of PRIME are always heavily marked down and no one seems to buy them. They're practically giving this shit away for free. And hell, in AugustTheDuck's case, they literally are!

 

[Fata v3]

Where I live the peanut butter chocolate is being sold for AU$10 per box

They're AUD 90cents in NZ (incl gst) for the 35g peanut butter bars.

Prime drinks are also being cleared out at 90cents a bottle.

You know it's bad when stuff is cheap in a kiwi supermarket.

 

[Coolio55]

They're AUD 90cents in NZ (incl gst) for the 35g peanut butter bars.

Prime drinks are also being cleared out at 90cents a bottle.

You know it's bad when stuff is cheap in a kiwi supermarket.

Might actually be worth it if it isn't inevitably filled with lead and herpes.

 

[Noble Redditor]

Might actually be worth it if it isn't inevitably filled with lead and herpes.

My son is half black because my wife ate a Mr Beast Presents Feastables while pregnant.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

MrBeast tried to get in on the Minecraft meme and you can tell how out of touch he is

Like he really thinks just saying Chicken Jockey while his paid stooges fake their laughter is enough. The Chicken Jockey thing is like ironic hype in the same way people were cheering for Captain America holding Thor's hammer.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

MrBeast tried to get in on the Minecraft meme and you can tell how out of touch he is

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Like he really thinks just saying Chicken Jockey while his paid stooges fake their laughter is enough. The Chicken Jockey thing is like ironic hype in the same way people were cheering for Captain America holding Thor's hammer.

This is peak "How do you do, fellow kids?" and is so painfully pathetic. It's times like these when I wish we had more reactions.

edit: I got the quote wrong

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

MrBeast tried to get in on the Minecraft meme and you can tell how out of touch he is

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Like he really thinks just saying Chicken Jockey while his paid stooges fake their laughter is enough. The Chicken Jockey thing is like ironic hype in the same way people were cheering for Captain America holding Thor's hammer.

The fake laughing in the cinema is fucking horrifying, is about as dystopian as it can get.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The fake laughing in the cinema is fucking horrifying, is about as dystopian as it can get.

It is so transparent he paid all those people to laugh in exchange for movie tickets

 

[Vect]

MrBeast tried to get in on the Minecraft meme and you can tell how out of touch he is

Really? Because it feels like he literally has a needle on the pulse.



This is what the people want.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Really? Because it feels like he literally has a needle on the pulse.

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This is what the people want.

I explained in my post that he's out of touch in the sense that he failed to get why the joke was funny because it was an audience unifying cheering moment than just one guy saying it for some dumbasses to fake their laughter.

It's just a bad joke because of how inauthentic MrBeast is compared to the actual hilarity of audiences genuinely laughing.

 

[Doublefrag]

Really? Because it feels like he literally has a needle on the pulse.

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This is what the people want.

Gen Alpha is hopeless. It's either being too mature and trooning out to sissy hypno at an early age, or being too brainrotten to understand any joke more nuanced than LE CHICKEN JOCKEEY