DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
DSP says he's not obligated to take shots of alcohol, and he'll stop doing them if he thinks he had too many. In other words: huge prearranged contribution(s) coming up.

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And there we go. $375 (75 gifted Kick subs) from this ItsameKen sock account, which is almost half of the total contributions so far, and shots have been put on hold.

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To show his appreciation for all the support, he's currently on a lengthy break to make coffee, eat something and play with the cat and horse.
 
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toilet seat mouth phil is a gifted sub :gunt:
 
lmao shots on hold, its amazing how allergic he is to success and capitalizing on opportunity.

Just do water shots and pretend to be fucking sloppy as fuck so dents and detractors alike keep funneling shot money in.
 
lmao shots on hold, its amazing how allergic he is to success and capitalizing on opportunity.

Just do water shots and pretend to be fucking sloppy as fuck so dents and detractors alike keep funneling shot money in.
Or just drink, because that's what he wants to do anyway. I bet his tolerance is very high.
 
And there we go. $375 (75 gifted Kick subs) from this ItsameKen sock account, which is almost half of the total contributions so far, and shots have been put on hold.

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To show his appreciation for all the support, he's currently on a lengthy break to make coffee, eat something and play with the cat and horse.
He should consider using this on loop instead of the coins falling greenscreen.
 
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OH MY GOD GUYS! DSP'S PARENTS GOT HIM THE NEW MINECRAFT LEGO SET FOR HIS BIRTHDAY! WTF MY PARENTS DIDN'T GET THAT FOR ME!!!!!
I took the kids to see the Minecraft movie yesterday. I really know very little about Minecraft beyond some details they've relayed to me. Taken straight up as a movie fan I thought it was a bit of a turd. My kids loved it though and it's pretty obvious they're the target audience not me. The amount of kids in the theater going insane was on a level I've rarely experienced before.

I mention this simply because in reality I'm sure phil knows as much about Minecraft as I do despite the amount of hours he's wasted in it and his birthday bash when alcohol is involved inevitably always turns sour.

So I can't wait to hear this manchild's joyless and incensed takedown of a movie he hasn't seen, hasn't been made for him and kinda sucks but will make bank anyways. The extra helping of salt comes in the form of him hating Jack Black not because he's become an annoying Hollywood hobo who won't leave the scene but because he made a youtube channel a while back where he played videogames and ate fast food to steal dents away from the king instead of staying in his own fucking lane!
 
I just randomly tuned in because there ain't shit to watch tonight and he's just staring off to the side counting subs. So much dead air.

Such quality kahntant.
 
Seeing DSP continue to make $300 + day and today of all days it will be higher than usual, just confirms my belief in how evil/wicked his unironic viewer fanbase are. No normal person gives thousands upon thousands of dollars to a person that lies, manipulates, is an alcoholic -drug addict- among other things. The viewers that give him money are mentally unstable, you could never convince me that any of them have not been molested, bullied and have very dark fetishes, extreme humiliation fetish. I've said before and I'm saying it again, the type that is giving dsp all this money, loses any all all rights to complain about how the world/life works if they themselves ever felt struggle in any shape or form. Politics, Religion, social hiarchy, medical, MONEY etc.
 
Seeing DSP continue to make $300 + day and today of all days it will be higher than usual, just confirms my belief in how evil/wicked his unironic viewer fanbase are. No normal person gives thousands upon thousands of dollars to a person that lies, manipulates, is an alcoholic -drug addict- among other things. The viewers that give him money are mentally unstable, you could never convince me that any of them have not been molested, bullied and have very dark fetishes, extreme humiliation fetish. I've said before and I'm saying it again, the type that is giving dsp all this money, loses any all all rights to complain about how the world/life works if they themselves ever felt struggle in any shape or form. Politics, Religion, social hiarchy, medical, MONEY etc.
Yeah the mega-whales are evil people for enabling him for this long. There were a few unironic mega-whales years ago (they believed him, which you can't fully blame people for) but it is obvious the whales nowadays don't believe anything he says yet continue to enable him. It's as bad as giving an alcoholic a carton of beer every day.
 
PWR is a longtime DSP supporter who managed to get more popular than him thanks to the Kino Casino.

DSP apparently shadow banned PWR from his chat and banned people from saying his name. PWR found this out when he went to DSP's chat to wish him a happy birthday and his message never showed up. Now his viewers are saying Phil wants to sue him for stealing his audience and this is the straw that broke the camel's back.
 
Watching Tevin, who may be a few minutes behind. Phil was asked by a LARPer for life advice. His response was don’t get mad about stuff and just go with the flow. Everything will work out eventually.

Phil melts down and rants about sock puppet comments. He fights desperately to avoid even small changes and suggestions. I would say he’s self-consciously giving advice he can’t take himself, but I think he thinks he is a relaxed chill guy.

In fact he tell us so constantly!!! Also he’s made $1028. Ridiculous. Fuck you and dents like you, @neger psykolog.
 
Phil was asked by a LARPer for life advice. His response was don’t get mad about stuff and just go with the flow. Everything will work out eventually.
The key to this philosophy is to play shitty children's games like Street Fighter for years on end even though they make your blood pressure increase as you swear at opponents and blame the developers and the nefarious netcode for every misstep you make.
 
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