Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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No Child I am not a feminine rabbit Peko. Nor am I Big Chungus Peko. I do not shove carrots up my rabbit-hole while watching nursing home commercials Peko. That is simply a delusion Peko. Enjoy Prison Peko

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No young child. I do not like Rusty Spoons. I do not like to touch them. I do not find the feeling of rust against my salad fingers almost orgasmic. Nor do I allow Jeremy Fisher to go to the toilet inside of Marjory Stewart Baxter's schoolgirl parts. These are silly little delusions. Enjoy the back of the oven.

DOUBLE EDIT: My own rapidly deteriorating mental health aside, fatrick drops a one liner worthy of a memetically terrible anime dub
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Piggle Rick said:
Gotta be honest, there was that one old photo of her playing baseball where I thought “yeah I would have, after a few drinks”. Why not, right? But you’d never give her your number.
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In this scenario are the only options fucking her, fucking Patrick, or dying in a car fire? Because even after a few Long Island Iced Teas I refuse to believe you'd be a willing participant. Yeah yeah, "beauty in the eye of the beholder" and all that but come on, man!
 
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Spunt said:
Rick is a prime example of a species of asshole who is obsessed with social status and hierarchy. They will be obsequious and snivelling to those they perceive as above them (while secretly seething with jealousy) and abusive and bullying to those they think are beneath them.
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So he's basically a white jeet. (Fuck me @TerminalTryHard beat me to it.)
rusty shackleford 1 said:
Goes to Ireland once, immediately becomes a local:
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Neither of these tards seem to realize if you go to a tourist trap you pay tourist prices. You're literally paying to have a couple beers in a piece of history. This isn't where locals go.

Sort of like eating at Tavern on the Green.

They're both generally well regarded, or have been, but you're mainly paying for the place you're consooming at, not what you're consooming.
 
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TaimuRadiu said:
please tell me this is a shoop of him holding something more manly, like a big fat gay penis in his hand

because I can't get over how weird and homosexual he looks in this
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That's because he looks like Jared from Subway back in the day and he wasn't into large penises, unlike Patrick today.
 
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