DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He has to beg because he needs that money. He really does. For the internet bill, for the sweaty man jpg bill.
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Expect $3000
Get $2000
Spend $3000

Business Degree Burnell strikes again!

 

[PieceofShet]

I only watched the parts after he started to cry.
Ive been following DSP for a long time and this was HIS MOST SHAMELESS BEGGING! EVER!

Really wish this would go viral with this.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Lmao

…and no one gives a fuck about you, phil

 

[Niggernerd]

Guys it would be so cool snort if WE made 3,000 doll hairs ack ack ack but WE won't, but that's okay BUT IT WOULD BE COOL IF WE DID 3,000 DOLL HAIRS ah ah ah ah ah..yeah but we won't and that's okay but let's hit that 3k goal to felt the casino !

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

They never learn.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

KickBot is carrying Kick chat even while Phil is away

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Didn't somebody donate him a few codes for the Minecraft gameplay? I wonder how that dent is feeling after getting scammed like that. Probably smashing another piggy bank for cash.

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Spoiler: Massive Sarcasm Not worth reading

But its cool. Because even though Pig Burnell didn't play yesterday, isn't playing today, and most likely not playing tomorrow he definitely WANTS to play and he WANTS to use those codes its just that he has so much going on and why would he drop everything for Minecraft and stop being entitled and now your banned, dent.

 

[Niggernerd]

KickBot is carrying Kick chat even while Phil is away
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100 subs to watch this fat fuck poorly eat a taco, call it tangy and complain the cook didnt make it right is insanity.

 

[Gulls on Film]

100 subs to watch this fat fuck poorly eat a taco.

Hey to be fair he hasn't had much practice eating tacos.

 

[neger psykolog]

I still can't believe this is real:

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

While this was perhaps the best single stream for Phil contribution wise, the 2019 December multiple day long fundraising event got over $10,000 from a single mysterious source called "Emerald 7" so I would not say this is his most successful event he's ever done.

 

[San Dimas High School]

I just like that he got all emotional and weepy because he knew he could now afford a mega-whale pack on WWE that night.

 

[Cherry Dude]

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You want compromise, how's this? Twenty years livestreaming, I wanted three grand for doign nothing on one stream. But I compromised. I ate Minecraft McDonalds and did shots for barely two grand instead. I wanted to marry a sweaty muscle man wrestler. But I compromised. I married a fat horse instead. You see where I'm going?

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I still can't believe this is real:
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Almost—almost—makes me wonder if there’s some type of long game afoot between KC and DSP. Sadly, Phil is both too stupid and too proud for something that fun to be possible.

 

[neger psykolog]

I just like that he got all emotional and weepy because he knew he could now afford a mega-whale pack on WWE that night.

Is it possible he is trying to max out the amount he spends on WWE Champions for tax/business expense purposes? I mean isn't the financial year already over with?

Or is the current event (he's supposedly up to $3000 on it) that "special" to warrant spending this amount?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

You want compromise, how's this? Twenty years livestreaming, I wanted three grand for doign nothing on one stream. But I compromised. I ate Minecraft McDonalds and did shots for barely two grand instead. I wanted to marry a sweaty muscle man wrestler. But I compromised. I married a fat horse instead. You see where I'm going?

>when you coordinate a $3k birthday stream with the whales to felt the trolls and Kino casino but @neger psykolog doesn't show up with his $1k so you have to end the stream at $2k

 

[San Dimas High School]

Is it possible he is trying to max out the amount he spends on WWE Champions for tax/business expense purposes? I mean isn't the financial year already over with?

Or is the current event (he's supposedly up to $3000 on it) that "special" to warrant spending this amount?

I cannot and never could comprehend his WWEC spending. Even if he's claiming all of it, there's no world where it's beneficial to him financially. I'd have bought a flip phone and thrown away my smartphone in the beginning. Would have stopped his drunken X posts as well.

 

[TankMelee]

100 subs to watch this fat fuck poorly eat a taco, call it tangy and complain the cook didnt make it right is insanity.

Technically, it's not 100 subs ($500) but 100 tips goals ($15,000). Of course, that also pays for his day-to-day living and to run the business.
Making his 'goals counter' just accumulate is so stupid because now whatever he wants to do is just an inevitability; the only unknown is how long it'll take the dents to hit it, and DSP can only speed them up by begging. It's less a celebration of a milestone and more like a guy getting into his car after work on Friday and thinking, "All right, the weekend! What fast food place am I visiting today?"

 

[Lean In Ban]

He has to beg because he needs that money. He really does. For the internet bill, for the sweaty man jpg bill.
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463 begs on the beg counter and 1 pathetic crocodile tears session and he only got to 12th place. JFC Phil you fuckin suck at this gacha shit

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I'm still watching highlights but this is fucking mental. Phil is fucking mental. We say this every day but his mind is melting at the speed of light. Pay me to do shots, except I might not feel like doing the shots, you're not actually owed them, let's play this game, except I decide not to play this game.
He's really, really brazen with his audience now. What the FUCK possessed him to just demand 3k on a single stream? And just facetank his audience until he gets it.
P killed this nigga, he needs serious help.

He's stuck in a loop. Give him money but needs an incentive. The incentive is to get him drunk.
But you can't get him actual drunk to do something fun, because he's controlling how much he's drinking to where he's just sitting there in loopy limbo. Not wild enough to do anything like boot up TF2 and go crazy. No, just enough to not give a shit but sit there and do nothing but eat and beg like a lazy slob.

He's just incapable of doing anything in this state and a big window on what he does when he's not streaming videogames. He's a useless fat(and climbing!) lazy bum who can't do anything.