US US Politics General 2 - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

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[prolapsed_cranium]

Would you feel safe in your car if you knew it was built by niggers?

Much safer.

1. I can't go to Bejing and start a race riot and burn their homes if they start poisoning my dog.
2. The American nigger is superior to other breeds of nigger that exist including the Chinese Han or Cantonese or whatever they consider to be their Negro race.

 

[Fuck Bankers]

It’s really funny how bad France wants to be a global power, and how long they kept the Mirage program going

Napoleon the 14th will show up in 2 weeks anglo chud. He's gonna ride in on a cloud of bees and fancy cheese and be crowned king-Jupiter of all Europa.

 

[Ah ha']

THIS is the science i know and love. Trying to better our world and bring back things that tragically died off. None of this gay ass grifter shit

Oh my god I fucking love science!!!

Now now when are these plucky scientists going to go nutty and start confusing their d&d monster manuals for a catalogue of extinct species?

This has happened before

 

[mandatorylurk]

Since his first administration and Joepedo's theft of four years I've been saying Trump needs to implement Straw Hat Theory for his second term, and it looks like he might actually do that for this term. Just pick 9-10 countries, give them the best deals, and then either beat the shit out of or have others submit to a light fleecing just to be protected under the US banner.

Japan
Israel
Ireland
India
Poland
Vietnam
UK (really don't want them unless they agree to a first amendment)
Argentina
El Salvador
Italy

Tick tock motherfuckers

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

They are that irredeemably evil

But there's no such thing as evil. I know because evil people keep saying as much.

 

[Nefarious Elliot]

Norway and Denmark are unusually pissy because of our poking around Greenland, but Germany is year on year the biggest douchebag in Europe, followed by Belgium as the most zealous douchebag and France as the most pathetic.

It’s really funny how bad France wants to be a global power, and how long they kept the Mirage program going

Back in the good old days, De Gaulle made sure to get nukes so they could flip off NATO and/or the US/UK if they ever felt like it. Presumably their plan is now to try and exert enough influence to seize the now empty/formerly American seat of "vague European Military/Geopolitical Hegemony."

I think this would be really funny if it worked because the French are too weak and petty to not fuck it up badly enough to send the member states crawling back to Big Don for mercy. I doubt it will, though. But it's not like the Germans are doing anything useful at this point.

 

[NSA Intern]

Imagine you're a local ketchup producer — say, Osem. Your ketchup doesn’t taste great, and you can’t compete with Heinz, which benefits from global economies of scale. Then Heinz lands in the market. What do you do? Compete on price? Improve your formula? Of course not. Instead, you use lobbyists and friendly bureaucrats (some of whom wouldn’t mind a future seat on your board) to create a new legal definition of "ketchup" — one that only your product fits. Heinz, suddenly, is no longer allowed to market itself as ketchup. If they want to stay in the game, they have to relabel as “Tomato Seasoning.” And so it was.

Missed opportunity to call it Kvetchup

 

[Mind Goblins]

Oh my god I fucking love science!!!

Now now when are these plucky scientists going to go nutty and start confusing their d&d monster manuals for a catalogue of extinct species?

This has happened before

> Worried about genetically engineered monsters
> Monster girl pfp
I'm going to question the true motive behind your curiosity, sir.

 

[Meat Target]

Oh my god I fucking love science!!!

Now now when are these plucky scientists going to go nutty and start confusing their d&d monster manuals for a catalogue of extinct species?

This has happened before

Didn't Musk say he'd fund research to produce genetically engineered catgirls?

 

[Ah ha']

Didn't Musk say he'd fund research to produce genetically engineered catgirls?

Fuck if only he would do this one good thing, but only if its for domestic ownership.

 

[Fuck Bankers]

Japan
Israel
Ireland
India
Poland
Vietnam
UK (really don't want them unless they agree to a first amendment)
Argentina
El Salvador
Italy

Tick tock motherfuckers

I'd rather not take India. I understand the short term necessity, but I don't want them to become the new factory shithole of the world.

 

[Nefarious Elliot]

Since his first administration and Joepedo's theft of four years I've been saying Trump needs to implement Straw Hat Theory for his second term, and it looks like he might actually do that for this term. Just pick 9-10 countries, give them the best deals, and then either beat the shit out of or have others submit to a light fleecing just to be protected under the US banner.

Japan
Israel
Ireland
India
Poland
Vietnam
UK (really don't want them unless they agree to a first amendment)
Argentina
El Salvador
Italy

Tick tock motherfuckers

Why exactly is India on your list? Why is Israel on your list? Jeet/Schlomo issues aside, they both have highly competitive imports in the realm of mass manufacturing/textiles from India, Biomed/high technology from Israel. Wouldn't this be counterproductive?

What benefit does their presence on this list bring given they are just barely fair-weather allies? Or are you including them for... more personal reasons?

 

[Terrifik]

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well its better than sitting on their hands & being excited about basic news stories.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Since his first administration and Joepedo's theft of four years I've been saying Trump needs to implement Straw Hat Theory for his second term, and it looks like he might actually do that for this term. Just pick 9-10 countries, give them the best deals, and then either beat the shit out of or have others submit to a light fleecing just to be protected under the US banner.

Japan
Israel
Ireland
India
Poland
Vietnam
UK (really don't want them unless they agree to a first amendment)
Argentina
El Salvador
Italy

Tick tock motherfuckers

The Zionists can fend for themselves.

I'd rather have Hyundai churning out 5 Arleigh Burkes every year and helping rebuild our naval yards.


Otherwise, I love it. Our own G10

 

[UnidentifiedFlyingOrchid]

Literally Oi Vey SHUT IT DOWN. Hillarious.

... Someone should Ghibli that meme, with the jew screaming in the radio.

Here you go:

A penguin on steroids.

(EDIT: Not technically a penguin)

As long as they still pay the penguin tariffs.

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According to the Meme Index™ Trump's tariffs are going well.

Spoiler: more memes

 

[Blitzsneed]

Japan
? Israel (but that's a given)
Ireland
-- India (please help me, sir)
Poland
Vietnam
---- UK (their own fault, fuck em)
Argentina
El Salvador
Italy

My opinion on it.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Why exactly is India on your list? Why is Israel on your list? Jeet/Schlomo issues aside, they both have highly competitive imports in the realm of mass manufacturing/textiles from India, Biomed/high technology from Israel. Wouldn't this be counterproductive?

What benefit does their presence on this list bring given they are just barely fair-weather allies? Or are you including them for... more personal reasons?

Trump will give the best offers to the first people. India and Israel are already friendly to Trump and have always been smart enough to read the tea leaves and Bibi sure seems to be put in his place recently, and in place of allowing jeets into the country Trump would easily make a trade deal with them, all while they continue to ruin Canada. Brazil would have been on this list had they done the righteous thing and overthrew the gay villain judges in that country.

Don't be a glowie pink triangle newbie and accuse established members of being a poo in the loo rabbi.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Israel promises to get rid of their trade surplus with the United States:
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He may be a filthy Jew rat, but at least Ben speaks English better than Zelenskyy.

 

[NSA Intern]

Trump will give the best offers to the first people. India and Israel are already friendly to Trump and have always been smart enough to read the tea leaves and Bibi sure seems to be put in his place recently, and in place of allowing jeets into the country Trump would easily make a trade deal with them, all while they continue to ruin Canada. Brazil would have been on this list had they done the righteous thing and overthrew the gay villain judges in that country.

Don't be a glowie pink triangle newbie and accuse established members of being a poo in the loo rabbi.

India is the absolute worst of countries to have a free trade agreement with, barring Chynah. The point of these tariffs going into trade deals is to make American manufacturing competitive with first world economies, not create trade zones that undercut American manufacturing with cheap third-world labor.

 

[Fred Herbert]

Trillion percent tariff on India I say.