- Joined
- Feb 15, 2023
Thread-worthy behavior:
- Daniel Larson voice and mannerisms
- Worships and pay pigs DSP like he's a literal god
- Crys often
- When angered, immediately smashes things against the wall / hurts self
- Takes callers in a Radio Graffiti format
- Has some "horrifying" event that happened to him in 2013 from a "piece of ass" that he hints at often
- "Hot Young Doods"
Origins
Alex Watts has touched the hearts of many while on his epic quest to defend DSPs 15+ year career no matter the cost. Since Alex has admitted to being "mostly bed ridden" he has a lot of free time to defend DSP in multiple chat rooms at a time. He has also been documented threatening to take his own life towards detractors like Snort Hogan:link
PWR claims he has been a fan of DSP since the twitch days, and like most dents found comfort under Phils pignosis after giving phil money to recognize his recently passed Grandmother:
So while technically there are many people who may claim they found Alex, the truth is he hasn't been too terribly shy in the first place. In fact, he is practically painting a target on his back tweeting gifs of a shotgun being loaded towards any females who may be fucking with Phils money and causing another Ironchef incident:
The above post has not been archived and Elon nuked his account. Which is an important reminder to archive everything, and that PWR is One Effin Coward away from going Postal on himself or others... or both.
Reddit
Alex was an active Reddit user under the name /u/realperson113 that mostly went onto the platform to bitch about his parents, recall the golden era of the Burger King menu, and claim he's about to kill himself. Here's some of his activity that is still accessible thanks to the online tool PullPush.On June 14th 2024, Alex would take to Reddit to complain about the size of Burger King fries on r/BurgerKing, claim he's ready to die on r/TheCinemassacre and r/suicidewatch. All within a couple of hours of each other:
Worship
Alex proclaims himself as one of the few DSP Worshipers who is a martyr for the cause who proclaims that you (yes, you) should "molest him" like you do DSP:He's so dedicated to seething in chat rooms while in bed that he wets himself:
Alex also has the interesting maneuver of getting on his knees and begging you to stop talking whenever you attempt to dispel him from Phils pignosis:
Streams
While PWR has been making WWE videos for 5 years, he has only recently been streaming consistently since March due to having to pay for half of the internet bill & his refusal to get a real job. PWR streams can be instantly recognized by his ominous pitch black background and booming voice. Here's a clip of him choking back tears while hinting at the 2013 incident, gets "hot" reading a chat stating he's never been a real fan of DSP and starts crying:Another one of Alex's many charms is that he is constantly on the brink of having a total meltdown / panic attack. Here's what one typically looks like:
Here's a 13 minute clip with a face reveal originally posted by @We Are The Witches
PWR Vs. Ethan Ralph
Ethan Ralphs latest and most desperate attempt at not starving to death via hitching his trailer up to DSP has come with the price of being viewed as an effin coward in the eyes of PWR. PWR is incredibly disgusted at Ralph being a pilled popping retard.He also calls Ralph gay & sick bastard
Ralph is aware of PWR's protruding presence in Da Sektur and has lashed out at him on a recent episode of the Killstream and has also been posting Glib Glib about him aswell
https://archive.is/uWwae / https://archive.ph/9bZZL
PWR Vs. Big Bird
Entrepreneurship
Alex shills his merchandise on his stream constantly, most of it featuring his infamous catchphrases and morning mantras like "No Life No Wife No Friends No Hope"Entrepreneurship
Music Industry
Alex claims to have released albums in the past, even having an unreleased demo he has shared with rock legend Corey Feldman:Here's a taste of what you can expect from the album with a cover of Billie Jean:
Self Harm, Drug Use, and Criminal Activity
Like most celebrities, Alex has admitted to having a past cocaine and prescription drug abuse problem. Despite claiming these things are in the past, Alex has been spotted on twitter breaking drugs up to snort.
He has also admitted to having a problem with Benzos on a post from Reddit looking for a pill cocktail suicide:
he also has bouts of uncontrollable rage that end with him slicing his wrists open for our lord and savior DSP
Glossary
Entering the Pro Wrestling Reality may be overwhelming at first, as there's a bunch of strange terminology being thrown about you don't see anywhere else. Here's a short list of terms and what they mean:"Glib Glib" - low quality posts online and/or stone cold, bad takes.
"Hot Young Doods" - A term used to describe the perceived "young" smarks on WWE podcasts. This term has now been bestowed to his chat moderators.
"Hot" / "I'm Hot!" / "Fired Up!" - Very little change to how you use it normally, except it now has the additional connotation that PWR is about to smash his controller against the wall / slit his wrists.
"Screw Your Parents!" / "Screw my Parents!" - catch-all catchphrase against the powers that be that keep Alex confined to pissing himself in a basement and streaming Resident Evil.
"Effin Coward" / "You Effin Coward" - Lesser beings who refuse to accept the Pro Wrestling Reality.
"No Life No Wife No Family No Friends" - Alex's proclamation for his many hot philosophical takes like how getting married is slavery .
Where do you stand?
In a world filled with whores, effin cowards, and trolls, one man has stood up to take on all adversaries and keep DSPs tard herd pure from lust, pill popping retards, and the loser kino casino. My last question to you dear reader is this: Will you take the PWR pledge?
- archiving streams and videos
/ https://archive.is/27pVK
/ https://archive.fo/MR2CD
/ https://archive.ph/RlPUP
/ https://archive.is/ZxiQT
https://archive.ph/SmJsq
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-edward-island/pei-premiers-literacy-award-alex-watts-1.4772772 / https://web.archive.org/web/2018080...-premiers-literacy-award-alex-watts-1.4772772
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