Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick shows up at a man's wedding looking like the dealer in the bathroom of a dive bar (which is actually possible). He looks like the guy who's trying to sell you on some shady investment that him and his buddies are doing. Some lame pyramid scheme shit.
Imagine being at this wedding's bar (no free drinks because Juju is a tight-fisted bitch) and this loser drunkenly walks up to you and tells you all his cuckold woes while his wife is looking for the exit.

I post this to the meme thread

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Who doesn't love a wedding?

But can you just imagine being at this wedding? The stank? LA is a hellhole, but this must have been a singularity of awful.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Nick, remember when you did a show with Kash Patel? The future director of the FBI? Alex Jones? How you had enough fans who got your ass back on YouTube, a rarity? Remember making actual money?

Now everyone knows you as the guy who gave coke to his daughter, a walking disaster that sane people jumped ship on a long time ago. Literally everyone around you has found their own success, with the “Rekieta bump” being a punchline to a drug joke.

How embarrassing!

It still amazes me that when I look back at how close Nick was to being something more than a Youtube channel. I've said it before but I genuinely think he had a future as a talking head on cable news, either as a villain on CNN or a panelist on FOX. Destiny is able to dip his toes in those waters so I don't see why Nick wouldn't have been able to.

Then he talked to Kyle Rittenhouse about dickgirls and that door started to close, he then boarded up that door and moved a big boulder in front of it before demolishing the building when his daughter tested positive for cocaine.

 

[Vibralldo]

It still amazes me that when I look back at how close Nick was to being something more than a Youtube channel. I've said it before but I genuinely think he had a future as a talking head on cable news, either as a villain on CNN or a panelist on FOX. Destiny is able to dip his toes in those waters so I don't see why Nick wouldn't have been able to.

Then he talked to Kyle Rittenhouse about dickgirls and that door started to close, he then boarded up that door and moved a big boulder in front of it before demolishing the building when his daughter tested positive for cocaine.

Nick literally saw the possibility of mainstream success, tens of millions of dollars, book deals, a recurring spot on the cable news as an expert, a dream life on easy street and said "I'd rather be a broke drug addict that constantly complains about his ex boyfriend and gives his daughter cocaine that everyone hates."

THAT'S why Nick is the greatest lolcow of all time. He willingly rejected a perfect life so he could be a broke drug addict loser because he's a spoiled retarded child in a man's body.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I've said it before but I genuinely think he had a future as a talking head on cable news, either as a villain on CNN or a panelist on FOX. Destiny is able to dip his toes in those waters so I don't see why Nick wouldn't have been able to.

It only appeared that he would have been able to do any of that.

In reality, he was never capable. His basic personality conflicts keep him trapped in his own hell.

 

[Harm]

THAT'S why Nick is the greatest lolcow of all time. He willingly rejected a perfect life so he could be a broke drug addict loser because he's a spoiled retarded child in a man's body.

Well said.

Some people approach greatness and experience impostor syndrome, whereas Nick was simply an impostor approaching greatness who crumbled under (very little) pressure.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It only appeared that he would have been able to do any of that.

In reality, he was never capable. His basic personality conflicts keep him trapped in his own hell.

I think if he could have maintained Nick Rekieta from 5 years ago he would have been fine, but he got hit with the biggest midlife crisis I have ever seen. It was so bad that I think he would have been better off trooning out if it meant he stayed away from cuckoldry and cocaine. I mean, it's Nick so he just would have combined all of those things, but still.

 

[Vibralldo]

Well said.

Some people approach greatness and experience impostor syndrome, whereas Nick was simply an impostor approaching greatness who crumbled under (very little) pressure.

He had the opposite of imposter syndrome where he falsely thought that he was far better than he actually was, so he got Dunning-Krugered.

"Of course I'm getting all this fame and fortune, I'm special and amazing! In fact, I don't need this boring, mainstream success! I'm so cool and charismatic that I can just do whatever I want and people will love it!"

He was of course, wrong.

 

[Strix454]

He had the opposite of imposter syndrome where he falsely thought that he was far better than he actually was, so he got Dunning-Krugered.

"Of course I'm getting all this fame and fortune, I'm special and amazing! In fact, I don't need this boring, mainstream success! I'm so cool and charismatic that I can just do whatever I want and people will love it!"

He was of course, wrong.

Part of it IMO was that he read alot of Ayn Rand when he was younger and, like many, he was able to convince himself that he was an unrecognized genius. That he was Howard Roark from the Fountainhead or be one of the people hanging out with John Galt in "Atlas Shrugged". Like many people, Nick never quite realized that from a Randian perspective he was on the other side.

We don't know the exact timing of when he started on coke, but I would strongly believe that the white powder helped him make the transition from uberman to living god. 2023 and 2024 Nick became convinced that the law thing was all secondary to people being in love with Nick and his magnetic personality.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

We don't know the exact timing of when he started on coke, but I would strongly believe that the white powder helped him make the transition from uberman to living god. 2023 and 2024 Nick became convinced that the law thing was all secondary to people being in love with Nick and his magnetic personality.

Wow, I hope this makes a Bernie Garcon AI Nick vid. *chef's kiss*

 

[Law]

I've said it before but I genuinely think he had a future as a talking head on cable news, either as a villain on CNN or a panelist on FOX.

The only way he's ending up on cable news now is after leading police on a DUI chase.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

It only appeared that he would have been able to do any of that.

In reality, he was never capable. His basic personality conflicts keep him trapped in his own hell.

And his lack of actual expertise, talent, skill, and experience.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Is anyone else having issues with Kayla’s thread? It’s crashed for me every time I’ve tried to open it

The OP just too big (over 600 pieces of media including around 17 hours of video and being over 37k words in length).

I was only half-joking when I referred to it as the Mount Everest of OPs. From what I can tell, it depends on what kind of device you are using. The vast majority of the content is spoilered except where it would break the flow of information. I have added a table of contents at the start to make browsing a bit easier to navigate.

TL/DR: If your device can run Crysis at max settings then you should be fine.

Also, I will be finishing the OP with some final updates after the RP case comes to a close as I would rather document the verdict than the drama at this point. After that it should be ready to leave PG.

 

[Vibralldo]

And his lack of actual expertise, talent, skill, and experience.

That hasn't stopped experts on TV before

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

That hasn't stopped experts on TV before

I have yet to see one with the extent of deficits that Nick has. I mean, he's not even nice to look at.

 

[Melty Butter]

There's a lively discussion going on about Aaron's RP case (hearing on Thursday) in his thread. For those interested, I'd start here and scroll through the subsequent 4-5 posts. Plenty about Rekieta:

He's still going on about pressing- how? At least he's leaving it to his lawyer... except for talking about it semi-regularly. "I haven't talked about it that much!" Ok Toe.

 

[elb]

Bold statement from a man who tattooed a whole bouquet on his vagina

 

[Stiffy]

Nick challenged God, and God bitch slapped him all the way down to the deepest depths of the putrid Dabbleverse with the sodomites.

 

[Gorton Colu]

And his lack of actual expertise, talent, skill, and experience.

True, but his personal malfunctions kept him from getting that experience and developing skill in the first place.

Was it not revealed that that one other local attorney offered to help him develop as a lawyer and "ODD" Nick declined?

 

[RotPockets]

Nick literally saw the possibility of mainstream success, tens of millions of dollars, book deals, a recurring spot on the cable news as an expert, a dream life on easy street and said "I'd rather be a broke drug addict that constantly complains about his ex boyfriend and gives his daughter cocaine that everyone hates."

THAT'S why Nick is the greatest lolcow of all time. He willingly rejected a perfect life so he could be a broke drug addict loser because he's a spoiled retarded child in a man's body.

Nick truly deserves to be Nick. The Balldo doesn’t come off and it is now the totality of his existence.

 

[Swole McPole]

There's a lively discussion going on about Aaron's RP case (hearing on Thursday) in his thread.

Every time I see this, I wonder 'Why is Aaron getting prosecuted for Received Pronunciation? He might be a Queen, but he certainly doesn't speak the Queen's English'.