DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Niggernerd]

You're all jealous you don't get to depressingly build Legos and whine how complicated they are

 

[Pattern Noticer]

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I'm almost 100% in agreement with this, I was thinking yesterday that the burger patty looked a little too perfect to be handmade. I'm absolutely not buying Kat pressing burger patties herself.

Phil clearly stated it was a "half-pounder", and those are 1/3 lb.
Felted.
Making burger patties is ridiculously easy, no reason to believe kat didn't make it herself.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I hope that everyone that donated to him yesterday is enjoying him bragging and boasting about money that they sent him. I swear I will never understand these retards.

Some have said they want to pay for the entertainment. Some believe Phil really needs the help. Some want to be part of "history" (the types that post here when certain people are tagged). There's the le epic trollz like Snowkarl.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

DSP got a Shark air purifier for the office so that's probably ~$150 or so. Another robust purchase for the Kings Palace.

That does diddly goose shit with black mold.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Speaking of, at the last hour of the marathon his birds started going audibly crazy to which Phil immediatley said
"I can hear the birds outside! I love that I can hear the birds outside!"

Now I'm no ornithologist. But the kind of squaking that's been going out recently does not sound like any bird that would be out at 8pm his time, his area. The fact that he actually had the nerve to pretend otherwise would normally make me infuriated. How DARE he insult our intelligence like that? But at that point I was so drained from his general smug brattiness I couldn't be bothered... until now. This guy really wants to be the smartest one in the room.

He isn't even the smartest one in the room when he's the only one in a room

 

[Iron Hamster]

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Making burger patties is ridiculously easy, no reason to believe kat didn't make it herself.

You do know what retards we are talking about, right?

 

[Niggernerd]

Phil trying to sound smart by talking about the evils of Walmart then crashing out for being called a hypocrite for using Amazon. Just admit you're scared to leave the house piggy

 

[Digger10]

The thing I most wonder about Phil and Kat's relationship is does he actually get anything out of it? I know he's made claims of her doing chores or occasionally cooking, but does she really? Or does he just say that to make his marriage sound less pathetic?

 

[Jose Cuervo]

The thing I most wonder about Phil and Kat's relationship is does he actually get anything out of it? I know he's made claims of her doing chores or occasionally cooking, but does she really? Or does he just say that to make his marriage sound less pathetic?

He gets to larp as a mature adult that’s married in front of his dents who are mostly basement dwellers, that’s all there is to it.

 

[Niggernerd]

The thing I most wonder about Phil and Kat's relationship is does he actually get anything out of it? I know he's made claims of her doing chores or occasionally cooking, but does she really? Or does he just say that to make his marriage sound less pathetic?

That woman in no way finds him attractive and can't force herself to get sexually intimate with him for his birthday. She is embarrassed to be married to him but the cheap rent is what keeps her around

 

[Lord_Point]

The thing I most wonder about Phil and Kat's relationship is does he actually get anything out of it? I know he's made claims of her doing chores or occasionally cooking, but does she really? Or does he just say that to make his marriage sound less pathetic?

I unironically think phil has based his perception of how the world works/should work on tv shows and movies he watched in the 80s and 90s. Mature adults on the tv have wifes, he is a meaningful adult, he should have a robust wife too!

She also acts as a beard for his raging and barely in check homosexuality.

 

[Niggernerd]

She also acts as a beard for his raging and barely in check homosexuality.

It's funny because she looks like a little fat boy

 

[lupinthethird]

The thing I most wonder about Phil and Kat's relationship is does he actually get anything out of it? I know he's made claims of her doing chores or occasionally cooking, but does she really? Or does he just say that to make his marriage sound less pathetic?

By the way you worded your question I feel like you already know the answer, as we all do. It's a relationship of convenience for her and for him it's to give the appearance of a happy and 'meaningful' existence.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Wow, he really saw that he got the most money for doing jack shit and decided to do it again.

DSPGaming is dead.

 

[Lord_Point]

It's funny because she looks like a little fat boy

Makes sense, DSP obviously has a type and I think its safe to say its little fat boys

 

[Digger10]

I unironically think phil has based his perception of how the world works/should work on tv shows and movies he watched in the 80s and 90s.

It's funnier if you recall that a lot of sitcom husbands are doofuses who tend to defer to their more levelheaded wives.

 

[thirstymcgee]

Cows get put to slaughter when their milk drops, you best he showed her a spoon and the requirements she needs to fulfill. Dishes are out of the question, she breaks vacuum cleaners ...

Not that it matters because Phil is a fag to oiled men in speedos. I was too, when I was 13.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Rename the channel to DSPBegging because there's no Gaming in this DSPGaming channel!

 

[Kier Starmer]

I do think this fucker will not be gaming by the of 2025. I get called mad for saying that, but he will dodge gaming as much as possible at any turn. I hate how this nigger unwraps food, it's so fucking autistic. "it looks like a taco bell taco!" Nigger it's a fucking taco.

I love how his streams are progressively more insufferable.