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When will Jack drop dead?

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Is this 'Eye to Eye' thing about men's spirituality, in particular? (I can't find it on YouTube and can't get the QR code to scan.) If not, I wonder why he's only having men come on to speak as experts--but then again, it's Jack, so I have a couple guesses why.
It's his channel for sperging about christianity
 
As to the pain thing, I'll never understand it. The only times I've ever eaten "to the pain" I was miserable from it. I don't get how anyone could enjoy, let alone DEMAND that condition.
My guess is you get used to it and you don't feel right unless your stomach is distended.

It speaks of food insecurity and since we know Fatty grew up on food stamps that could be a valid reason why he's such a fatass.


SNOW WHITE, ONLY FANS, FEMINISM, TARIFFS
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And of course he doesn't understand tariffs either.

It's not to make things cheaper as it makes things more expensive but it's to encourage industry here to do what we send that stuff overseas to do. Problem is, that means higher prices. Americans aren't going to work to assemble iPhones for $20 a day. They're going to demand $20 an hour to do so.

The whole tariff thing is stupid.
 
What's hilarious is, the last US president as highly maligned as the current one, actually deliberately opened China and its labor force to give Americans the cheap standard of living they've enjoyed for the last half century.
You gotta take the good with the bad. You want your iPhone made in China? It's $700 or whatever the price is. You want it made in the US? Same model would cost you $1200.

Places like Walmart which buy cheap stuff overseas will suddenly be forced to either up their prices or find competitive ways to make the same items here. And how's the best way to do that? Fire some of your staff. Less labor costs saves money. It's not like the Waltons are going to take a pay cut. No it's either charge more or have fewer people working for you.

This is going to be a clusterfuck.
 
People don't realize that before Nixon, basically every non-perishable consumer good, made in the USA by union labor, was far, far more expensive than today, even accounting for inflation. Everything. Clothes, furniture, appliances, everything. You had to save for months, maybe years, to buy a television. Ask the average American to do that now.

Here we go. A 1950 Philco TV set. People might pay $300 for a midsize television today, but more often they pay less. That $299.95 is today, $4,073.39.

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When Jack finally dies it's not going to be a pretty death spiral. I fully expect him to stroke out completely and exist as a vegetable for half a year, hooked up to IVs and monitors unable to move or think (enjoy that feeding solution Jakatak, you earned it!)
I hope we get Jack on the Go videos where tammy carts him through the hospital and you hear nothing except that repetitive bass boosted drum loop and the occasional "guhhhhhh" when his one permanently open eye sees patients eating meat
 
When Jack finally dies it's not going to be a pretty death spiral. I fully expect him to stroke out completely and exist as a vegetable for half a year, hooked up to IVs and monitors unable to move or think (enjoy that feeding solution Jakatak, you earned it!)
it might be very quick. i personally think he's headed towards a heart attack. might just shit himself and keel over in line at at the movies waiting for popcorn.

or what if tammy leaves him home alone to visit the well endowed neighbor and he falls out of his chair and hits his head.

the possibilities are endless
 
We can hope, but nothing is ever quick with Jack. There is such spite in his heart that it's almost inconceivable to me that he wouldn't go out in as drawn out and miserable a fashion as possible.
I think if he doesn't get the big stroke that finally finishes him, he'll slowly end up with vascular dementia. In fact, I'm pretty sure he already has it.
 
People don't realize that before Nixon, basically every non-perishable consumer good, made in the USA by union labor, was far, far more expensive than today, even accounting for inflation. Everything. Clothes, furniture, appliances, everything. You had to save for months, maybe years, to buy a television. Ask the average American to do that now.

Here we go. A 1950 Philco TV set. People might pay $300 for a midsize television today, but more often they pay less. That $299.95 is today, $4,073.39.

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Meanwhile you can get a 43" flatscreen today for that price, more or less. Sure it's some cheap Chinese brand like TCL or Hisense but you can still get a 43" flatscreen for that price.

I think if he doesn't get the big stroke that finally finishes him, he'll slowly end up with vascular dementia. In fact, I'm pretty sure he already has it.
He's been like that for years ever since the first stroke so it's not like there was a huge change from his time in California to now. He's just gotten more insufferable.
 
Fatty himself is under 5'6(I still think closer to 5'4" based on him waddling past that fan at that event he went to).
Are you talking about his height or girth? It's the latter right?

Moar like F as in Fag.
F as in fucking die, Jack.

You gotta take the good with the bad. You want your iPhone made in China? It's $700 or whatever the price is. You want it made in the US? Same model would cost you $1200.
China's busy making some of their surrounding countries their China, as in moving manufacturing bases to places like Vietnam and Thailand. Then the administration will tax these rather neutral countries too and in the end everyone hates America. It's a giant clusterfuck. The dimwitted Soviet era logic isn't going to work on a hypercapitalist country (yes) like China when it comes to producing goods.

That same model would not only cost more, it'll be worse. China excels at optimising and automation. Unless they get the Chinese to build those factories, it's just going to have high QC fail rates.

Scalfatty also needs his cheap chintzy roaring chinesium fix. He'll buy more crap from China. If you spend $20 extra, you can get good quality but Jack won't because he's fat and cheap.
 
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