Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Gorton Colu]

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I would not accept literary criticism or story analysis from a troon.

 

[huesofmercury]

 

[Bloo]

Gamergate II. Or is it up to III or maybe IV or V? I haven't kept up.

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OK. Fucking is out, but what about ...
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Selfies. Really not all that fat. Not passing of course.
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“I realise that for health reasons I need to lose the weight but I so so wish I had realised I needed to give my body the nutrition it needed for feminisation when it needed it 5 years ago.”

What does that even mean? Healthy eating won’t make him look more like a woman.

 

[Law]

Trans woman and "sports scientist" Joanna Harper goes on John Oliver, says his own mother refuses to talk to him due to his lady-larp. His wife also left.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Today's theme: pooners, and why they - like their male counterparts - make for very dreadful branches upon the family tree.

A bullet dodged: a married couple are determined to keep a cult-jumpin' pooner from having anything to do with the little life they're about to welcome to the world. Naturally, OP has to make this all about herself.
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Just found out my brother is having a baby with his wife.​

Me and my brother have been not speaking for I guess almost two years? I’m 23 and he’s 31. We didn’t get much time together as kids because when our parents divorced my dad relocated me to another country for eight years (very long cult story).
So I was fucking ecstatic when at 20 I escaped my dad and moved back to the US with my mom’s help. I spent the first Christmas back with my brother and his wife and it was amazing. I was so happy to finally have my brother back in my life. I then came out to both him and my dad (who I don’t really speak to).
He said some horrible things about me behind my back to my mom and others and said things to me. It all ended when he blocked me on everything when I posted a surgery go fund me on my socials. I freaked out and called my dad for the first time in months crying my eyes out. I’ve been cut off from a lot of people but when my brother did it, it broke me.
He told me in a final call that he never wanted to speak to me again and to never reach out again. I tried and failed to keep my composure in the call but I failed miserably and ended up just screaming and sobbing.
I didn’t attend his wedding. He sent me an invitation because our dad forced him to threatening to not attend if he didn’t. I was so mad when I found that out because wow if he didn’t want to speak to me before that he sure as hell probably got even more upset at me for that.
I respect my brother’s wishes because I’m not an asshole and didn’t go to the wedding. even though yeah I technically got an invite it wouldn’t be good if I went.
Now he and his wife are going to have a baby and I’m trying not to get my hopes up. I don’t know if he’ll ever let me see the baby. Family means a lot to me so being trans has really fucked up that for me.
I really want to be a part of this baby’s life. I have so many family members that didn’t care about me and I don’t want to be that person for this kid.
Obviously it’s not up to me if I’ll see or be in this baby’s life and it feels like just another thing I’m going to have to grieve. I’m not ready for this emotionally. Anyone have any experience with this?

Burning bridges as gender affirmation: another li'l dood is struggling to get her father on board with her nonsense when he can see her emotional mindgames for what they are.
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Losing my last safe family support...​

Content warning: general family shittiness
So most of my life I've had minimal or no healthy family support. Mothers side of the family is a spiritual cult and I had to go no contact years ago. No contact with my mother specifically the last 1.5 years as she said she couldn't cope with the trans stuff and basically disowned me. The cult estranged my father from me but we've reconnected and been very close the past 5 years and he's been extremely supportive until now... will try to add text screenshots or post the texts in comments below
I have a good relationship with my little sister but she isn't a good support as she barely has her own shit together and is also going through alot of her own stuff so I am the supportive older brother but it's 90% me supporting her. (She's great and respects my identity and would die for me, she's just a bit immature and unstable)
I am just looking for some comfort, validation, commiseration or I don't even know. If anyone wants to adopt me (I'm 28 lmaooo) then that would probably help too.

ext thread:

Me to my father:

Hey Can I ask if you have been practising using he/him pronouns for me? When mentioning dropping me home to Andre you used 'her' and I know it can take some time to get the hang of changing pronouns so I'm not mad or anything! Just wanted to see where you were at with it and ask if its okay for me to remind you to say he or him if you slip up? I know it's not intentional and I know I have your full support too, it just makes my gender dysphoria worse is all. Happy to chat in person if it would help too Love you x

My father:

Hi Em, no I don't mind being reminded, that in itself is fine and is all you needed to ask. I do however mind the rest: passive-aggressive guilt trip comments around making your 'gender dysphoria worse' and questioning whether I am practising the use of pronouns. That I find offensive. This is the path that you chose, not the people around you, and we all have plenty of other issues to occupy our minds and our daily lives, so I think perhaps you should reflect a bit further on how you engage with other people who are doing their best to support you. It really wasn't at all necessary to add in that gratuitous commentary. Any gender dysphoria issues you have are ultimately ones for you to resolve without trying to infer blame onto me or anyone else for that matter. Perhaps I should remind you who it was who bought you a men's shaver for Xmas? And I will make a further observation of my own on interacting with other people in a constructive way - being so strident in your opinions on a whole range of issues lately (eg lecturing us on what we should and shouldn't find humorous, for goodness sake) will only end up alienating you from a lot of people around you in the long run as it doesn't make for relaxed and positive interactions. Just like this one has ended up. I think let's take a breather and reflect for a while.

Me:

My comments only meant to provide context for why I asked about pronouns in the first place - I didn't want to assume you knew how I felt or knew how it impacted me. I asked about whether you were practising as other people in my life have said they found it useful to practice - so I was going to try and suggest that but also didn't want to assume you weren't practising. Assuming I'm trying to be passive aggressive when I was clearly trying to bring it up and gently as possible is really unnecessary and honestly the person being alienating right now is you when you also could have asked clarifying questions instead of accusing me straight of the bat I love you dad - and am genuinely confused as to why you've responded this way. We absolutely do need to take a breather and reflect - I am not ok with being spoken to this way and having my intentions assumed when it was clear I was trying to be as gentle and sensitive as I could.

My father:

I stand by everything I said Em and I'm equally not ok with any of it. It's entirely up to you of course whether you take any of it on board on not. I'll leave it there.

Me:

I will reflect on the comments about humour as I can see where you are coming from. I am sorry and didn't realise it had upset you - I'll take your comments on board on that topic.

Whats really disappointing is that you refuse to believe my intentions and do not care about how hurtful your comments have been and think you are exempt from needing to reflect on how you've spoken to me. You have said you love me unconditionally but are intentionally being harsh right now and ignoring me saying that I love you still. If you're truly not okay with someone gently explaining to you how something impacts them, then that really just speaks for itself.

Bled until you're dry: this young li'l dood resents her caring, affectionate mother for being just the right amount of supportive to the point of wishing she had a terrible mother instead so she could victimize herself properly.
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I wish my mom was bad person sometimes​

Does anyone get this feeling? She tries to be an ally, but she didn't put much effort into this trying. It took her almost 4 years to stop constantly misgender me and still she almost never uses my chosen name and pronounce and just go with gender-neutral nameless referring. She tried to find a reason for me to not start T when I talked about it with her so I just stopped talking about it. She always misgender me around her friend, and when I tried to confront her she just came up with some excuses. And she refuse to self-educate herself because she "doesn't understand English" and in my native language there's only some transphobic shot about "how to deal with problem teens". But to justifyit a little, I'm from post-soviet country, where even gay people still seen like pedos of perverts by majority of people. In everything else she's perfect mom. She always supports me in everything(except being trans), spent a lot of quality time with me, always try to make me happy by surprise presents for no reason and include me in every activity. Sometimes I just wish she was bad mother, so I can pack my things and leave when I turn 18 with no guilt, but she's a perfect mom in any way except for supporting me being trans. And she's trying, but way not enough for me to feel not like some "problem"

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Trans woman and "sports scientist" Joanna Harper goes on John Oliver, says his own mother refuses to talk to him due to his lady-larp. His wife also left.
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I've lost Friends, Family, and got a divorce but we transition to live happily.

 

[Fapcop]

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So some Australian sap fell hard for a pooner, and despite never having seen her, he swallowed every bit of her sob story hook line and sinker?

(This bit especially stuck out: Excruciating stomach pain, yet parents refuse to see a doctor? Hmm sure… Who wants to bet she faked a stomach pain to play hokey, parents saw right through it, and she spun a tale of sickness and dying to her gullible Aussie simp?)

 

[huesofmercury]

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

A bullet dodged: a married couple are determined to keep a cult-jumpin' pooner from having anything to do with the little life they're about to welcome to the world. Naturally, OP has to make this all about herself.

"Family is important to me. No, I don't speak to my father (who is totally in a cult), and my brother hates me so much he had to be threatened into inviting me to his wedding and hasn't spoken to me in almost two years. But still. Think he'll let me be part of his newborn's life?"

Lol. Lmao, even. There's delusions and there's this. But it's nice to hear the brother is sane.

Trannies do love accusing their dissaproving parents of being in cults, don't they.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Trannies do love accusing their dissaproving parents of being in cults, don't they.

Whenever I see this (or the also common "brainwashed extreme religious fundamentalists") I always wonder if they're just normal, nice people who go to Church on Sunday. Very likely that's it.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

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This is just sad. At least he knows he is very unstable and he treated his mom poorly, and he is apologising. Seems like a very young poster too. Maybe there is hope.

 

[Otterly]

Why the hell would you ever do that? Surely it's just going to look fucked up?

Spoiler: surgery results

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Looks the same to me to be honest, maybe I'm just blind.

Let’s take a look at the top two photos. So here we have broad shoulder on a broad torso. Look at the angle of the crease where the arm meets the body - see how it angles out? Now look at the after. The angle is vertical. But hilariously, the torso is still the standard wide male torso. So all that’s happened is the Troon will look fatter. It makes the ratio of the shoulder width to torso width different but certainly not s female proportion. And as any woman who has ever broken her collarbone will know, he’ll never be able to put a handbag on the shoulder

 

[huesofmercury]

These particular individuals on mal are huge big time ones who are particulalry infamous around the forums due to their lolcow fuckery that i don't even know where to begin with just see for yourself.

 

[Comp0site Specter]

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Maybe he should check the thread we have here for troon worshiper youtubers

 

[Gondolindrim]

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That Jayden fellow sounds like he's got problems. 16, trans, Lupus, abused, and smoking weed? Well I can think of 2 things that he could probably cut back on.

 

[Aquarius]

Whenever I see this (or heard the also common "brainwashed extreme religious fundamentalists") I always wonder if they're just normal, nice people who go to Church on Sunday.

You know what? I believe them. Many people who leave high-control groups like Islam, the Jehovah’s Witnesses, or Mormons, often swing hard the other way.

This is more of a “deep thoughts” than an L post, but basically, if you look at any ex-religious YouTuber, you’ll see a lot of pro “LGBTQ+” stuff. It’s like they learned their parents’s cult was bad, so they swung hard the other way (like a pendulum) and began to engage with everything their parents loathed. Alyssa Grenfell, an ex-Mormon, went out of her way to get piercings, purchase tattoos, drink coffee, and experiment with ‘shrooms. Speaking of Mormons, here’s Jodi Hildebrandt’s they/them pooner niece. You know the abuse is bad when they poon out. All of this is what psychologists call “reaction formation”.

I also think that, while they have their cult-of-origin, their childhood primes them to accept cults more readily. Many of them do attempt to become more “logical” and aware of science and logical fallacies, but they still have this fundamentally (ha!) naïve and deferential attitude. They naturally believe what “the experts” and “the science” says, without actually engaging with it. They switched a fantastical vision of God for Big Daddy Institution, basically.

Correspondingly, I believe the troons and poons who say their parents are in a cult, or were religiously extreme and overly strict. Mentally deranged fundamentalist families do not produce well-adjusted children. Sane people don’t mutilate their genitals and secondary sex characteristics. Their newfound hobby (being “LGBTQ+”) is a way to distance themselves from a family of origin that they regard with contempt. It (or rather, the allegation of “transphobia”) becomes a red herring for the true dysfunction in the family.

One classic example is Noelle Stevenson, AKA the woman who made the She-Ra reboot. Noelle came from a dysfunctional and religious home. She did an interview where she perseverated on the parable of the sheep and the goats, for instance. She even got a goat tattooed on her body.

Spoiler: Screenshot and photo

So, she became an emotionally maladjusted lesbian who demonized religion in her kids cartoon and sliced her tits off in a desperate bid to win the affections of a pseudo-bisexual woman who was cucking her. And, as a form of thread tax, I should add that she made several comics demonstrating this:

Spoiler: Just fuck my shit up.

Want context? See this post or this one, both of which are by user Neil, for more. These were posted in the de facto Noelle thread - the one on Noelle’s She-Ra remake. Here’s an archive of the page Neil linked to in the latter of the aforementioned posts.

I wouldn’t belittle her for the doomposting and ramen-eating depression episodes - it’s a common enough problem. If anything, I’d be sympathetic and consider this a genuinely artistic inclusion on her part. EeeeEEexcept for the fact she advertises this lifestyle to children and tells “TERFs” to fuck off. All of this makes me laugh and say, “Paul Simon is a tenor and Art Garfunkel is a countertenor you silly little girl, you’re singing the low parts of fuck all.” Oh, and, “look at this”:

Spoiler: Juxtapositioning!

Spoiler: More highlights from The Weight of Them comic

Here’s the source post for these images.
Yes, pigeon chest is real and it’s fucked up.

And here’s some examples of her being cringe on social media:

Spoiler: Screenshots

Source for the first Xitter post, which I looked for but could not archive. And here’s a source post for the rest of these images.
I’m sure there are people who grossly over-exaggerate their family’s religious intensity, like Hassou Tobi says. However, I also think that transgender ideology is a religion, and people are born into superstitious thinking.

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

A bullet dodged: a married couple are determined to keep a cult-jumpin' pooner from having anything to do with the little life they're about to welcome to the world. Naturally, OP has to make this all about herself.
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Looking at her reddit account paints a clearer picture of what's happening. On that note, how the fuck does anyone PL constantly on the same account and not even feel the slightest bit of shame? This is just L after L after L.

So, our lil' dood admits that she has multiple mental illnesses, she's tried to commit suicide three times, she's been and out of the mental ward, she was camwhoring while staying with her housemate and everyone around her can't stand her. Even if you discounted pooning out, what you have here is an emotional trainwreck of a person who can't be trusted around herself, let alone children. She obviously paints herself as being an innocent lil' dood who dindu nuffin and everybody around her are just being mean heckin' transphobes, but when everybody in her immediate life has a problem with her, you have to ask yourself what it's like to live with her.

 

[disorder in a system]

This pooner has a collection of ADF tier tattoos across her stomach and recently got tattoos covering her top surgery scars that cup the outline of her former breasts - super masculine choice little dood.

 

[pockywocky]

splatoon

I don't know what it is about splatoon and trannies I've seen men get their ""egg cracked"" by that game in record time and I can't explain the psychological mechanisms at play here.

What does it mean?

 

[Thiletonomics]

You know what? I believe them. Many people who leave high-control groups like Islam, the Jehovah’s Witnesses, or Mormons, often swing hard the other way.

That doesn't explain why there's MtFs that also declare themselves as being Muslim. I don't remember if FtMs do the same though.