Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Historical Strelkov]

Why does she make her dishes look like they're "deconstructed sandwiches"?
It's not a "dish" if its laid out like charcuterie or a cheese board.
That's not what chilaquiles is. The point is that the chips are the base, simmered in sauce. the eggs go over the chips, and then the queso goes on top.
It's meant to be full of flavor in each bite, with a bit of crispyness where the chips are not fully in the simmer sauce. Makes it so you have that sauce flavor in each bite.
The hispanics really know how to rearrange the same components in a bunch of ways, and make it delicious with their variations on spice, cheese, and pepper types.
Rule of thumb to understand what its supposed to be like is Chilaquiles are basically "Nachos, but Enchilada sauce instead of nacho cheese."
I'm not even Mexican, but that looks like she made scrambled eggs and then put some hot sauce on chips.
Why does she have to present this stuff online? explain to me.

Here's a generic, basic version. It's supposed to be simmered in the sauce so that there is both a bit of crisp from the chip, and the chips and eggs together soak up the flavor of the simmer sauce.
You can use different eggs, you can add cheese, beans, chicken, whatever. But it isn't just "scrambled egg and cheese on hot chip."
Stop showing off your dry, unseasoned poverty food.
It looks like she just sprinkled on Cotija or Queso Fresco cheese, which isn't the right base cheese either. those cheeses go on top of the melty mild monterey jack style cheese for extra sharpness. (your local version, is probably good too)

WHERES THE SAUCE

 

[stupid frog]

Anisa, go back to ordering take out and start being a food reviewer/mukbanger. Food is the only thing that makes you happy anyway.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

That's just depressing, man. I've seen better acting in an epileptic whorehouse.

The kind Anisa's mum works at? Is she still janniening chat? Still butthurt about someone subbing to her daughter's OnlyFans? Creator Clash, huh? How could several YouTubers with millions of subs only manage to raise 15k "for charity"?

 

[nanona]

Aah, Ian's perpetual face of "yes, honey" is back with a new half assed exciting dish by Anisa. Looks like shit, so on brand. Ian looks like he's dissecting an alien.

Seeing the tiktok from back in the day reminds me that absolutely nothing has changed in the Jomha household. (Except back then Anisa had overinflated tits) Putting on makeup in order to stay inside all day and pose/dance embarrassingly for the mirror/camera. A.K.A. household appliances that cannot run away from her. Spending time online all day, not earning any money. Just like a lazy junkie! And just like a junkie, she costs a shitload of money without accomplishing anything.

While Idubbbz is dissociating somewhere in the backrooms, until it's time to eat Anisa's slop and give her validation. And money.

This is the prison of his own creation.
No friends.
No family.
Just Anisa.
And her voice.
And her opinions.
Each day, every day.
Now also available in podcast form, for us all to witness! The difference is that we all can switch it off any time and walk away!

 

[Mac Monster]

All this and no one has mentioned that the Jomhas dropped another episode of the greatest podcast of all time, SHE RUINED MY CAREER

Summary of the new shitty podcasts episode:
- Opens with Anisa making yet another lame episode 69 joke
- Dane isn't here for the first half of the episode, so in place of his facecam, they have the Linkara running gif. I'm sure this incredibly funny and quirky joke was Anisa's idea.
- Anisa brags about her tattoos again and that the jeans she's wearing are irritating her tattoo scabs.
- She wore the jeans because she wanted to look "her Sunday best" for the podcasts.
- In a rare moment of lucidity, Ian says that it doesn't sound too bad.
- She then starts whining over how he never wears jeans, to which he responds because they're uncomfortable, and she thinks it's some sort of gotcha.
- They have a quick back and forth before Ian gives up and admits he's wrong. This little exchange must happen to him constantly on a daily basis.

- They start their OMBUDSING segment (what a retarded name) where they read viewer comments.
- Ian starts talking about setting up a strip club or brothel, which leads these idiots to start sperging about communism/Marxism.
- Most of the viewer comments are about movie shit.
- Ian loves the shitty Barbie movie that came out in 2023, which isn't a surprise considering how much of an emasculated faggot he is.
- Anisa goes full pseudo-intellectual movie critic over the Matrix. According to Anus, the reason so many men like it is because they feel trapped in being able to fully express themselves. Also, it's totally a trans story, even though the fags that made it didn't troon out until years after it came out.
- Anisa is very confident in her culinary and 'communication' abilities, and for the latter, she cites Creator Clash as the reason for her confidence. I really have no idea what the fuck she means by communication. Is it communicating with the fighters? Promoting the event? CC2 already showed us she did an awful job with both of those.
- Ian is confident in his abilities to argue and edit videos.
- According to Anisa, Ian has a bad memory because he's putting his entire soul into a new project. She doesn't give any more details, so I suspect it's just another shitty video covering a topic months after it's been relevant.
- Ian comes up with a very 'funny' movie idea. How to train your stripper. It's like How to Train Your Dragon but with strippers. I would compare the humor of these retards to a 15-year-old, but at least a 15-year-old would be willing to say slurs.
- Ian reveals that he spent a lot of time in the ocean when he was younger.
- As expected, Anisa makes the discussion about herself and how scared she was when Ian took her swimming. She was also surprised with how salty the water was, even though that's to be expected since it's the fucking ocean.
- Anisa describes Ian as a "child of the ocean" since he also spent a lot of time fishing with his father, yet he doesn't do any of that shit anymore.
- Dane finally joins 40 minutes in. Whenever they cut back to his facecam, they still have the Linkara GIF in the corner.
- Ian starts coping about OnlyFans/strip clubs and that most men that visit them aren't looking to cum but actually want meaningful connections with women.
- He wants to make a strip club where you pay to spend time with women.
- They start sperging about the Trump tariffs, and it's clear that they have no idea what they're talking about.
- Anisa goes on about how much better China's car industry is since all their cars are electric, and because of this, all of their roads are SO quiet.
- She then starts bragging about Canada's exports, how the US oil exports can't compete with theirs, and that we need Canuckistan for most of our power output.
- The last thirty minutes are them talking about yet another Nick Cage film, this time Vampire's Kiss.
- All three of them sound like pretentious redditors. Anisa says the film is about a man being driven insane because of his heteronormative worldview, Dane says it's about muh misogyny, while Ian just sits in his cuck corner.
- I'll end the recap on Ania's hideous smile.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

chinas roads are so quiet

 

[stupid frog]

- He wants to make a strip club where you pay to spend time with women.

Doesn't that already exist???

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

- Ian starts coping about OnlyFans/strip clubs and that most men that visit them aren't looking to cum but actually want meaningful connections with women.

Is... is iDubbbz fucking Greermaxxing ?

 

[Meth Dick]

You can hear and see the confusion on Anus's face when Ian says "I don't think it's THAT BAD!"
..."WHAT THE HELL??!! "
The moment of pushback from Ian was so foreign to her it shook her. I felt a sense of happiness for him for the first time in ages. He wants TO BE FREE!
Sadly, Ian can expect double the dosage of SSRIs in his food for the next week for that bit of insubordination.

 

[Mac Monster]

Doesn't that already exist???

He essentially just wants an escort website as a physical building, and he really thought he was being super innovative and groundbreaking.

 

[Meth Dick]

Doesn't that already exist???

He essentially just wants an escort website as a physical building, and he really thought he was being super innovative and groundbreaking.

It's called a brothel, or in layman's terms a whorehouse

 

[Piss Bear]

In a rare moment of lucidity, Ian says that it doesn't sound too bad.
- She then starts whining over how he never wears jeans, to which he responds because they're uncomfortable, and she thinks it's some sort of gotcha.
- They have a quick back and forth before Ian gives up and admits he's wrong. This little exchange must happen to him constantly on a daily basis.

Oh my God, so just wear sweatpants then. It's not like anyone is watching your boring-ass podcast anyway. I for sure didn't watch it. I waited until someone wrote a summary for it.

The way she tries to humiliate Ian for never wearing jeans is really disgusting too. She loves humiliating and shaming him, especially on camera, you can just tell. Why not get a divorce and marry a man you actually love and respect Anisa? Release Ian already from your harpy claws and go find another man to drain the life out of.

 

[thebigdream]

Is... is iDubbbz fucking Greermaxxing ?

Where do you think Greer was going to get the funding for his brothel?

 

[Oliver Onions]

next one, I think I'm feeling Ozzy or Black Sabbath

I'd say Joy Division is a safe bet. I think the black Unknown Pleasures tee comes included with the over-the-hill BPD starter pack.

Anisa is painfully lacks of sexappeal and a bad dancer.
Found this gem of cringe from Jed Pro's Youtube channel (haven't seen it posted here yet, but the cringe, oh boy):
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This looks like it was filmed under duress. If she didn't occasionally mime some of the lyrics I wouldn't be able to tell this was supposed to be part of the cringe lip sync trend.

Anisa, go back to ordering take out and start being a food reviewer/mukbanger. Food is the only thing that makes you happy anyway.

Speaking of Tik Tok trends she could join the infuriating gaggle of airhead white women who paint all their countertops white, because millennials are apparently intimidated existing in anything other than a completely neutral colour living space.

 

[brocktherock]

They have a quick back and forth before Ian gives up and admits he's wrong. This little exchange must happen to him constantly on a daily basis.

"They're just fucking jeans"
Deathly silence for talking back
"I'm in relaxation mode"

One day he's gonna snap and hit her then both of them will go down burning

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Anisa you're just one of those stupid cunts that's so far behind in the race you actually think you're winning.
If mediocrity was a sport you'd be a world champion.

Why is this iCuk gripping a bunched up leash? You put the handle around your wrist then choke up on the leash the length you want it.
Fucking people who can't handle dogs are the worst

 

[PetiteFeet]

Anisa is painfully lacks of sexappeal and a bad dancer.
Found this gem of cringe from Jed Pro's Youtube channel (haven't seen it posted here yet, but the cringe, oh boy):
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why is she eyefucking herself, jeez.

 

[Zilch]

Why is this iCuk gripping a bunched up leash? You put the handle around your wrist then choke up on the leash the length you want it.
Fucking people who can't handle dogs are the worst

Fiona's wearing a prong collar too. Good to know they have little to no control over their large breed dog. Who are number 2 on the bite list.
Rottweilers can be very gentle sweet dogs, but they were bred for guarding and defense. They can be exceptionally dangerous if they aren't trained properly. Definitely not a beginner breed.
They've said before she  attacked chased their neighbors before. It's a miracle she hasn't actually bitten anyone.

 

[Love Is Blue]

>mfw I ruined his career

 

[Drama Trauma]

What a sad looking plate...

This reminded me of this clip of Ethan Ralph: