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@Clavicular, @Alex Hogendrop and @mitsuba :3, the halalcow trifecta that will bring on the end times.
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@Clavicular, @Alex Hogendrop and @mitsuba :3, the halalcow trifecta that will bring on the end times.
lol toss Coltroon in there and we've got the 4 horsemen of the halalpocalypse@Clavicular, @Alex Hogendrop and @mitsuba :3, the halalcow trifecta that will bring on the end times.
He looks good, the funny part is that he almost certainly would have still looked good if he hadn't hit himself in the face with a hammer and blasted so much test that he sterilized himself just to look like he's been lifting natty for two years. And gotten himself kicked out of college and into five figures of debt pursuing facial changes that happen naturally in your late twenties. And just generally ruined his life over an obsession with getting laid while simultaneously failing at getting laid because he's too obsessed with getting laid to act normal. And getting his grandma to take a picture of him bertstaring with a colored pencil mustache for tinder. And dancing like an elf casting spells.Possible hot take - I don't think he looks that bad. Good, even. Definitely looks gay though.
His problem (and with looksmaxers/incel adjacent in general) is they're all creepy husks that any functional human can sniff a mile away, and no amount of dick needles and getting bogged can fix that. rope is the only cure.
Back when that thread was popping off I firmly believed the OP was a troll impersonator, mainly because of the Death Note avatar. But I guess looking back on it now, Light does kinda look like the anime version of a looksmaxxer so it makes sense why someone with that type of brainrot would gravitate towards it. Good thing mentally ill people flock together and it gave us another looksmaxxing buffoon to laugh at. Also can someone clue me in on what the fuck JFL is supposed to be? Is it "just fucking lol" cuz if so that has to be the gayest acronym for laughter I've ever seen.
I think it's Just For Laughs, which might be a tiny bit better.? Is it "just fucking lol" cuz if so that has to be the gayest acronym for laughter I've ever seen.
I saw that as well when googling but it doesn't seem to fit with the way he uses it, I dunno.I think it's Just For Laughs, which might be a tiny bit better.
He looksmaxxed to the extreme, but when your base material is dogshit, your end material is going to still be dogshit. He ruined his entire life and ability to procreate over looks and fetishes. The roids have made his junk and nuts shriveled and useless. If he tattoos fake mastectomy scars on his chest he might find some small solace in convincing a tranny chaser that he is an FTM post op.I would say how he fucks up his looks is tragic, but he deserves it for the shit personality.
@Clavicular just go for the chop, femboi. You're literally 99% there already.What kills me is that he is unwatchable. His voice sounds like a middle schooler and him forming a single thought seems to be a serious challenge for him. I have no idea how he got into an Ivy league as he talks like a low IQ individual on his YouTube.
Yet he wonders why women ghost him despite seeing what otherwise is an okay looking autistic male to the untrained eye.
Bonus: in the 4th video on his DIY he mentions he has a huge boner at like the 17:30 mark thinking of a woman at work yet if we look in the adjacent mirror....
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There is no visible boner. Just someone who looks like a tall 14 year old.
Clavy reminded me of someone from Tranny Sideshows theead on Twitter. Said guy (who went by the name Vera) was literally him and has a similar physiognomy including the same nose, general build, height.... Except this person was manlier@Clavicular just go for the chop, femboi. You're literally 99% there already.
No but he (Vingle) sent me unsolicited nudes for my birthday a few years agoBut did @Vingle send him unsolicited buthole pics too
One of the owner's of the site (Temporary account, not avoiding any bans just for my privacy)That's a strange bit of drama that I was also looking into. From what I can tell, some people on lookism.cc, another looksmaxing forum, leaked Braden's course(a). The gitbook link now redirects to another course they leaked, likely because Braden filed a DMCA takedown on whoever leaked his course:
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This person then went around making Clavicular accounts in retaliation. The DMCA takedown is probably what the troll is referring to when he says that Clav's going to sue lookism.cc. At least, that's my take on it.
Verify yourself to staff or btfoOne of the owner's of the site (Temporary account, not avoiding any bans just for my privacy)
The guide is up again on the same link. Regarding about lookism.cc, its a dead forum yeah but the current version is a temporary version, development is active and will be releasinng soon (not that it would be in yours guys interest just as a information)
Ball Barn Part Two!!!plotting to set up a DIY cosmetic surgery clinic in his dorm, ostensibly to practice the DIY surgeries that he preforms on himself
I used to feel demoralized that people would feel intimidated out of using this place, I was one myself for a long time, but the fact people still come here to use it finds me hopeful now.One of the owner's of the site (Temporary account, not avoiding any bans just for my privacy)
Gitbook LinkOne of the owner's of the site (Temporary account, not avoiding any bans just for my privacy)
The guide is up again on the same link. Regarding about lookism.cc, its a dead forum yeah but the current version is a temporary version, development is active and will be releasinng soon (not that it would be in yours guys interest just as a information)
No wonder my DMs lack that skidibi rizz, I forgot to social protocol maxxx;Gitbook Link
It seems to also include guides from someone named Zeta. I went through and archived all of the pages that (I think) are part of Braden's guide:
He looks fine, but he's so massively insecure and immature that he'd be a disaster of a boyfriend. He's destroying his body with a chemical cocktail, and it's going to come back to bite him in the ass down the line. A lot of that is just the fact that he was, up until very recently, a literal child, and children can be retards. Like troonism though he's setting his health on a permanent decline when his life has barely begun.Possible hot take - I don't think he looks that bad. Good, even. Definitely looks gay though.
His problem (and with looksmaxers/incel adjacent in general) is they're all creepy husks that any functional human can sniff a mile away, and no amount of dick needles and getting bogged can fix that. rope is the only cure.
No, he's the horseman of Chupapi's!Coltroon: The Horseman of phantom weiners