Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Frau Holle

Frau

Fucking

Holle

Holle comes to Frogtown, getting real Grimm for Trump out here. Everyone gangsta til Frau Holle pitches so hard you get permanent blackface.

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

Somehow it would be our fault and we killed her, adding another body to the kiwi death note.

you mean the Kiwi Kill Kount ?

 

[it's pronounced gif]

The gods have been right about everything so far,

THEN WHERE IS THE FAGNAROK, STAPHY? WHERE?!?!

 

[a feel]

Frau
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Holle comes to Frogtown, getting real Grimm for Trump out here. Everyone gangsta til Frau Holle pitches so hard you get permanent blackface.

Hey! You! Yes, you, fellow Kiwi! Frau Holle is ackchually based on a super grimdark folk tale that is anything but kid friendly. It involves ots of chopping up and hacking at bodies. Yeah, I know, but google it, friend. My mind was equally blown when I learned this some years ago

 

[moorhen]

She is easily thrice the size of anyone else in that photo, and once again, looks like a sad, fat, middle aged woman.

Look at her face. She thinks she looks so cool.

 

[a feel]

She is easily thrice the size of anyone else in that photo, and once again, looks like a sad, fat, middle aged woman.

Look at her face. She thinks she looks so cool.

Also fucking shame on every adult in that photo. WTF, two older dudes? How can you support this shit and have your daughters (I presume, since I don't see any other males) mutilate themselves?
No dad should ever support this body horror, and seeing this picture made me acutely aware of the fact that I've never seen a father support trans shit. It's usually the mother or some other female enabler, or male degenerates who hate women or people in general. This hits hard for some reason.

 

[pink cigarettes]

'Anti-intellectual' lol. Odd how the list of words could all be used to describe herself.

I guess Stephanie missed the memo that we are all sick and tired of this kind of Tumblr 2012 speech policing and dgaf anymore. Nobody is scared by finger-wagging hairy old lady scolds who tell them not to "punch down." We're done.
But if that's what she wants, why stop at "psychotic" being a no-no word? Let's look at how her own suggestions could be pRoBLeMaTic (if you're an uptight retard):
"Ignorant" = shames those who don't have her level of education
"Anti-intellectual" = favors intellectualism, a privileged position gatekept by academics
"Hateful" = If being motivated by loathing is inherently bad, then so are all her anti-Trump posts
"Malevolent" = when used in the negative, shames those who do gay-ass fake ritual "work" with demons
"Anger motivated" = tone policing, shames a valid emotional response

(I'm not actually arguing for any of this, don't @ me)

 

[Pee Your Pants]

What a delightful image to curse the internet with. I can't imagine feeling a bit nauseous and thinking that stripping off will help. But then again I can't imagine telling the internet about it, either.

I wonder if she has a puke version of the poop ritual song?

 

[Spangled Drongo]

She is easily thrice the size of anyone else in that photo, and once again, looks like a sad, fat, middle aged woman.

Look at her face. She thinks she looks so cool.

Seeing her full outfit like that really drives home how ridiculous she looks - the pin covered fedora, the Halloween costume cape, the intersex flag shirt, the everything. We can't see her shoes in that shot but all she needs to complete the godawful ensemble is socks & sandals. Couldn't be more obvious that she has absolutely nobody to tell her "really, that's how you've chosen to dress?" There are even subreddits she could visit for fashion advice specific to pooners if she were so inclined and I'm sure there are also ones for people wanting to lean into the modern day Viking thing if she knew where to look but nope, she's far too busy getting into fights online and gooning to Loki to even try and dress better.

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

I wonder if she has a puke version of the poop ritual song?

she has a song for everything

 

[AfghanBlue]

This genuinely sounds like something really is bad with her neck and the slow build up of ignorantly chronicling it is triggering my latent hypochondria second hand for her, something awful.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Seeing her full outfit like that really drives home how ridiculous she looks - the pin covered fedora, the Halloween costume cape, the intersex flag shirt, the everything. We can't see her shoes in that shot but all she needs to complete the godawful ensemble is socks & sandals. Couldn't be more obvious that she has absolutely nobody to tell her "really, that's how you've chosen to dress?" There are even subreddits she could visit for fashion advice specific to pooners if she were so inclined and I'm sure there are also ones for people wanting to lean into the modern day Viking thing if she knew where to look but nope, she's far too busy getting into fights online and gooning to Loki to even try and dress better.

It's like she has face blindness but for everything. She thinks her scribble patches are marketable. She thinks her granny t-shirts are pagan fashion. That her cardboard junk altar is a worthy offering space, that her Chinesium toy axe is a Viking replica. It's one of my favorite things about her and similar lolcows, they have no idea how much they look like a joke. Staph especially because she's so damn smug about everything. "I'm a queer druid and I look so badass;" no, she looks like a homeless schizo. Which is fine because that's her future.

 

[JaneThough]

Also fucking shame on every adult in that photo. WTF, two older dudes? How can you support this shit and have your daughters (I presume, since I don't see any other males) mutilate themselves?
No dad should ever support this body horror, and seeing this picture made me acutely aware of the fact that I've never seen a father support trans shit. It's usually the mother or some other female enabler, or male degenerates who hate women or people in general. This hits hard for some reason.

Have you considered they’re trannies themselves, now that transition is no longer a “requisite” to call yourself trans?

 

[Meowzers]

This genuinely sounds like something really is bad with her neck and the slow build up of ignorantly chronicling it is triggering my latent hypochondria second hand for her, something awful.

if it calms you down some, she sleeps on her lumpy, hard looking grandma couch instead of her bed. i'm sure if she spent a few nights sleeping there with a good pillow the neck ache would go away

 

[often puzzled]

if it calms you down some, she sleeps on her lumpy, hard looking grandma couch instead of her bed. i'm sure if she spent a few nights sleeping there with a good pillow the neck ache would go away

That, and we can see how awful her posture is in every single photo she posts. She's also glued to her phone these days, and that will make anyone's neck hurt. She's likely got no core strength, which doesn't help anything, and she's gained a lot of weight since moving out. Everything about her lifestyle is one big risk factor for neck pain . . . and for GERD. And for sleep apnea. Eyestrain. Etc. Etc.

 

[moorhen]

I wouldn’t be surprised if she had sleep apnea.

Her concept of her health is fucked. On one hand she thinks she’s too gorked up to work and has all these things wrong with her, but she doesn’t think that any of the things that are actually wrong with her, like her weight, are problems.
I’m 100% sure it’s never occurred to her that sleeping on the couch and being a whale contribute to whatever neck pain she has. Add hunching over her laptop like a gremlin all day and it’s no wonder she has neck pain.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I thought the knife blade length regulation thing was only a European thing?
Seems kinda strange yanks would have the same law with all the "you got a licence for that spoon" criac. And in a country where you can walk around with a gun on your hip in a lot of places?

Steph lives in a gay state when you can’t do anything cool like open carry or buy beer at a drive thru.

 

[Chromeo]

I can't imagine feeling a bit nauseous and thinking that stripping off will help.

I don't think it'd help with the nausea, but I can understand not wanting to get vomit on your clothes. Or like, if you're going back and forth from bed to toilet (we've all been there) it's just easier to take the pajama pants off because you're gonna be removing them in a hurry every couple minutes anyway. Plus, if you're already naked, you can just hop right in the shower after you're done vomiting and you can cleanse yourself and feel better after feeling so awful and sick.
But yeah, this wasn't a "post on the internet" thought. She could've spared everyone the visual of her naked and vomiting.

 

[glass_houses]

I don't think it'd help with the nausea, but I can understand not wanting to get vomit on your clothes. Or like, if you're going back and forth from bed to toilet (we've all been there) it's just easier to take the pajama pants off because you're gonna be removing them in a hurry every couple minutes anyway. Plus, if you're already naked, you can just hop right in the shower after you're done vomiting and you can cleanse yourself and feel better after feeling so awful and sick.
But yeah, this wasn't a "post on the internet" thought. She could've spared everyone the visual of her naked and vomiting.

Yeah, food poisoning or severe gastro can definitely put your garments at risk of... unpleasantness. Staph is just demonstrating her complete lack of situational awareness again. There are types of things that you discuss with your doctor or that friend of yours who's already seen you at your most regrettable and embarrassing multiple times, but to the rest of the world you just say, "I had a bad night last night, whatever you do, don't eat <food item> from <location>" and everyone will know because every single one of us has been there at some point. Human bodies are gross, there are times and places to discuss the gross, and an open social media account isn't one of them.

 

[Mike Tyson Any'tizers]

There's a new upcoming live on her Youtube channel - "Raising courage for the queer community" on June 11th.

New YouTube pfp:

I'm a newfag and don't know how to thumbnail images, hope I did an OK job of making them not an obnoxious size