Orbiter PWR / ProWrestlingReality / realperson113 / Alexander Watts - Canadian DSP Dent forced to stream to cover half the internet bill, wets the bed and sobs on mic at the ripe age of 35, Self harm enthusiast & Drug Addict

[UsedUp]

Show up tomorrow you effin cowards and support.

 

[Zilortha]

Was just looking through his reddit stuff and it's fucking gold. Maybe he really is a secret genius troll, but this kinda convinced me he might just be a retard.
His reddit profile is suspended but you can still look through all of his posts and stuff using pullpush.io
This post stood out to me, since he explains his BK obsession:

Spoiler

the answer is autism

https://www.reddit.com/r/BurgerKing/comments/1e32y7t/returning_to_the_wombburger_king_of_1996_to_1999/

 

[Anon88]

God I love pwr's quotes so much. "I'm finding comfort in thinking of burger king and am ready to make it my final meal" might be up there with 2013 for me. How does he come up with these statements?

 

[Journoscum]

God I love pwr's quotes so much. "I'm finding comfort in thinking of burger king and am ready to make it my final meal" might be up there with 2013 for me. How does he come up with these statements?

I am going to start using "KFC landscape." It's just an insanely funny thing to say.

 

[Die For Me!]

On March 24th, Alex would boot up another stream titled "Screw My Parents / Screw the Detractors"

Alex is being forced to pay half the internet bill due to getting noise complaints from his neighbors

Alex admits to peeing in a jug when he was young instead of using the bathroom because he was having too much fun playing video games

Alex admits to self harm

Alex told his mom to shut up about getting a job because he's making a career being a streamer

Alex gets confused as a female on the phone often

I think the absolute highlight was when, out of nowhere, he starts talking about WWE 'molested' him

Alex is too slow to play WWE Champions and instead wastes his money on WWE Supercard

New PWR glossary term "Glib Glib"

Morrissey hates women so its hot dude

Alex has an unreleased album demo

more about the demo

Alex gets away with most of his antics because his mom is in such bad health she gets exhausted climbing down the stairs to yell at him

burgerking lore

Alex is "mostly bedridden" and suicidal.

Alex shares his thoughts on migrants

Alex admits to a history of cocaine and prescription drug abuse

Alex still wets the bed

If you want to support Alex, buy him a $329.99 lego set

Alex has tattoos

Alex recounts how he got Donkey Kong by shouting profanity and yelling to strangers that his dad molested him

Anyone have the singing segments?

Alex sings Billie Jean

Alex has a meltdown

Alex threatens to strike down detractors stealing his content

Alex yells at his mom who is 2 floors above him to stop watching Netflix so it stops fucking with his stream

Alex claims hes a martyr for Phil

Alex was born in a trailer park

Alex was going to get a job at Walmart, but when they called for an interview he was too busy getting ready to stream

Alex was in talks with Corey Feldman

screw your parents dude

the PWR slogan in all its glory "gimmie uh hell yauhh"

Alex believes marriage is slavery

"Here I am, Molest me!"

more women hate

Youtube Comments:

 

[neger psykolog]

he is practically painting a target behind his back tweeting gifs of a shotgun being loaded to female supporters of Phil in attempts to keep the herd pure from lust:

...Phil was not supported by two hot 19 year old lesbians. They weren't really opinionated on him, they just existed and then they were kind of mogging on him.

 

[clipartfan92]

I like the dude's work so I'm not going to blow up the spot with details, but he is a troll. You can either believe me or not.

EFnet niggas puttin in work o7

 

[carl9987]

I don't care if he's a troll. He's providing entertainment and that's enough for me. It's like believing in santa when you're 5 years old, you just believe it.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Darksy already got to him.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

No troll is this good. I've never been around for the birth of a lolcow like this. Exciting.

 

[Beardless Lenin]

God I love pwr's quotes so much. "I'm finding comfort in thinking of burger king and am ready to make it my final meal" might be up there with 2013 for me. How does he come up with these statements?

I am going to start using "KFC landscape." It's just an insanely funny thing to say.

I've been laughing my ass off at the quotes posted here. He's going on the watched threads list. I'll have to check a stream out too, he has that old lolcow energy you don't see so often.

 

[NEETsamurai]

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

So is there actually any proof of this guy ever giving a dollar to Phil? He's talked about it many times but I've never seen anything to show he's actually been a paypig.

The only mention of PWR in pigpig.go is the transcript getting him confused with Pdubz. I don't know if Phil acknowledgeds everyone's name who donates but I couldn't find a PWR donation

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

The fact that he takes calls live is incredibly based. Most streamers don't have balls that big.

 

[Die For Me!]

Was going to upload the fuck kino casino stream in its entirely in 3 parts but i'm having too many failed uploads, so im just gonna hold onto it until PWR inevitably gets his channel nuked. Heres a few clips from it:
Alex had the cops called on him by his mother

Alex got pulled over for a DUI but beat the charges

First caller

Alex has been sober from Cocaine for 6 months:

Alex mocks KC supporters

Alex does his impression of KC hosts

"LETSSSSS GOOOOO BUDDDDDDDDIII OHHH YEEAAHH"

Caller brings up Alexs history of self harm

Someone calls in impersonating Ghost from True Capitalist Radio

Alex gets called a worm and spergs out

 

[Elbe]

He should've stayed off-screen - the mystique is gone.

 

[Muppetstudios]

He honestly reminds me of a 12 year old. I remember when I was kid trying to make a website with awful 'clipart' style logos.

You would have grandiose ideas of creating a business with your friends when you had absolutely zero technical knowledge.

 

[We Are The Witches]

So I decided to check some logs I got from a couple of streams with PWR as a chatter, not sure how to take them, it is somewhat nonsensical.

The file will be attached, but you can check directly if you wish from the stream itself, to know what he's replying to. The Side Scrollers interview, so you can open it in another tab, in order to load the chat to the right (by clicking "Show chat replay"):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQw-IxvvE6c

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Logs:

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The start of the stream for this file was at 17:00:42, so for his first interesting comment:
2023-03-16 17:18:39 [UCR2r8TsEKpB-kAHPgOwrjrQ]-[PWR]: this is so not true lol this is already going off the rails lol
That would be at around 18 minutes into the interview: 18 minutes in, after DSP gives a several minute answer.

So you should see it like this (which by the way, is not permanent; chat-comments may be deleted for X reasons that I won't get into):

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Ok, so then for the next one:
2023-03-16 17:38:16 [UCR2r8TsEKpB-kAHPgOwrjrQ]-[PWR]: he's basically admitting he's racist lol
(At around 37:34)

Following with:
2023-03-16 17:40:24 [UCR2r8TsEKpB-kAHPgOwrjrQ]-[PWR]: this is crazy and disturbing
(At around 39:42)

Then when DSP is talking about TIHYDPs:
2023-03-16 17:47:02 [UCR2r8TsEKpB-kAHPgOwrjrQ]-[PWR]: is is scary I can't even imagine how Phil's feeling
(At around 46:20)

When DSP talks about Twitch bans:
2023-03-16 18:10:54 [UCR2r8TsEKpB-kAHPgOwrjrQ]-[PWR]: hurtful slurs
(At around 1:10:12)

When Craig & DSP talk about the bank leaks:
2023-03-16 19:39:53 [UCR2r8TsEKpB-kAHPgOwrjrQ]-[PWR]: he already blew it lets see if we get more than another 20 min
(At around 2:39:11)

When Adam & Craig roast DSP with the sending the screenshot thing.
2023-03-16 20:14:49 [UCR2r8TsEKpB-kAHPgOwrjrQ]-[PWR]: this is one of the greatest moments in the youtube gaming community since the mid 2000s
(At around 3:14:07)

Don't know what this is, it might be a reference to something previously said in the stream if PWR paused it. If that's the case, it might be a reference to DSP mentioning how he's not a teenager anymore, but this was way back in the broadcast:
2023-03-16 20:36:30 [UCR2r8TsEKpB-kAHPgOwrjrQ]-[PWR]: going from a teenager to 30 last month this was a huge moment
(At around 3:35:48 )

Concluding with this:
2023-03-16 21:56:19 [UCR2r8TsEKpB-kAHPgOwrjrQ]-[PWR]: standing ovation for Craig today
(At around 4:55:37)

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You can check the other comments if you want, but he seems to be on not-team DSP + pro detractors + Craig & Adam, yet he does a complete 180º in another stream from Side Scrollers, on here (ReviewTechUSA FIGHTING TheQuartering?):

2023-05-16 19:16:42 [UCR2r8TsEKpB-kAHPgOwrjrQ]-[PWR]: craig needs to be put in Jail for all the hell he is putting Phil through I thought this was all just to help him and that you wished him the best sickos....
2023-05-16 19:18:43 [UCR2r8TsEKpB-kAHPgOwrjrQ]-[PWR]: #JailCraig
2023-05-16 19:20:07 [UCR2r8TsEKpB-kAHPgOwrjrQ]-[PWR]: so Criag is "cool" with a man who didnt even marry his own childrens mother but makes Phils life hell who provides genuine interaction with fans #JAILCRAIG
2023-05-16 19:26:53 [UCR2r8TsEKpB-kAHPgOwrjrQ]-[PWR]: Craig your agijg.
2023-05-16 19:27:51 [UCR2r8TsEKpB-kAHPgOwrjrQ]-[PWR]: Craig your aging...irreverent you were once a great man and influencial creative internet mind but this whole thing just shows that this whole time the sick sick man you are bully in with the cool kid
2023-05-16 19:29:17 [UCR2r8TsEKpB-kAHPgOwrjrQ]-[PWR]: craig sold his soul a man who was once a force in this internet generation now a aging out of touch clout chaser whos using a troubled man for revenue... #JailCraig

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Take your own conclusions.

 

[chimpSculpture]

Butt slams the bed he sometimes pisses like a kid TWU.

 

[FeltPaddle]

Definitely an interesting character. I had a feeling he was larping but after reading his posts from reddit in 2024, I don't think he's larping.