Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Philly Phunk Machine]

- seethes in the court
- seethes outside the court (at K)
- seethes on camera
- seethes in the shower
- seethes on twitter
- seethes in the YT comments
- seethes on locals
- seethes in superchats to a pedophile and some wine aunts
- seethes in DMs
- seethes in church
- seethes at a wedding in LA
- seethes driving keedz
- seethes being stopped by a traffic cop
- seethes reading KF

But that's not enough. He has to break the law to read private/privileged correspondence only so he can seethe even more.

SEETHING IN THE MORNING
SEETHING IN THE EVENING
SEETHING AT SUPPER TIME

WITH SEETHING ON A BALLDO
YOU CAN HAVE SEETHING ANYTIME

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

LOL

*chef's kiss*
Bravo, Bernie.

(Thanks, @elb and @Strix454 )
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Spoiler: local

Edit to add Local copy:

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Jesus Fuck April, take the money and release the bodycam. Imagine how Nick will feel knowing April is worth so much more KNUs than Qayla. Nick might crack his own skull open in a tard rage.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Jesus Fuck April, take the money and release the bodycam. Imagine how Nick will feel knowing April is worth so much more KNUs than Qayla. Nick might crack his own skull open in a tard rage.

In a perfect world that footage would drop right when Nick finally decides to go on stream. It would be too perfect though, but sometimes it's fun to dream a little bit.

 

[Stiffy]

Consenting to release of the body cam footage would be the ultimate Ape revenge on the manipulative NPD/faggot who took full advantage of a vulnerable rural woman with Borderline Personality Disorder. I told you she dichotomously "split" Nick to black. Now she hates him, he's Satan to her. Do it April, be the Valkyrie hero in this saga!

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Jesus Fuck April, take the money and release the bodycam. Imagine how Nick will feel knowing April is worth so much more KNUs than Qayla. Nick might crack his own skull open in a tard rage.

 

[Red Frida]

So this greasy pedophile is openly willing to snake on Nick for a mere $250.

To be fair that's five whole KNUs.

Summary: Aaron called Keanu to clarify something Aaron sent her re: the April - Nick relationship (allegedly). Keanu, being her usual boring, slow-explaining self, opines that April (allegedly) doesn't want to have anything to do with Nick and how April (allegedly) cried a lot to her due to (alleged) psychological abuse by Nick (allegedly).

Who would've thought being a coke whore would lead to this.

1. He plans to stream around 3 PM Central after his hearing to give everyone the breakdown. (This morning, he said that his lawyer was giving him the thumbs up on everything but refused to tell him details for fear that he'd blab about it on the show. I thought that was amusing.

That's a good lawyer.

Jesus Fuck April, take the money and release the bodycam.

Think of all the coke you could buy with $6,000. That's a least one week's supply.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

"Kayla did not cheat on me in any popularly known sense"
So...Kayla Rekieta performed infidelity of a ordained-by-god marriage in some kind of "esoteric" way, and that makes it fine?

Look here, look listen.
In certain Hermetic traditions all things are subject to the Principle Of Vibration and the Principle Of Polarity. Thus even the concept of fidelity is not the opposite of infidelity, but in fact the same concept vibrating at different polarities. Internal Alchemy can be performed to transmute yourself into one whose wife didn't cheat on him, though I was not aware Nick was versed in the Three Initiates.

Everything is dual; everything has poles; everything has its pair of opposites; like and unlike are the same; opposites are identical in nature, but different in degree; extremes meet; all truths are but half-truths; all paradoxes may be reconciled.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'll do you one better.
April if you're out there I'll find you your next sugar daddy/drug dealer for you to monkey branch to.

Like hell you will. She's going to @Fapcop. It's all planned out. She just needs to sign the paperwork.

In a perfect world that footage would drop right when Nick finally decides to go on stream. It would be too perfect though, but sometimes it's fun to dream a little bit.

In an amazing plot twist, it turns out April was... @MNPublicRecords! Dun dun duuuuuuun!

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

You know the best part about all of this? I think nick went along with making fun of April because the Pedo was doing it to get at Aaron.
He's that pathetic and sleazy he'll do whatever he can to try and court the fat fuck as a friend.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Like hell you will. She's going to @Fapcop. It's all planned out. She just needs to sign the paperwork.


In an amazing plot twist, it turns out April was... @MNPublicRecords! Dun dun duuuuuuun!

He doesn't get April AND Kayla. Save some drug addled sluts unfit to be mothers for the rest of us.

 

[AnOminous]

Does anyone remember the date of that stream when he discusses it?

Oh quit picking on Nick. It's just the kind of thing that happens "when you're a dad."

Who hasn't had to choose between a CPS investigation and criminal prosecution and your 8 year old daughter dying of a cocaine overdose? It's just a thing. That happens. When you're a "dad."

• Expert cuck
• Advanced cuckold
• Cuckold (plain, simple, no frills)
• Regrets cucking in public

And unlike his status as a lawyer, he's actually a PRACTICING cuckold.

Seethes during his shower calls

Before Cuckieta, would you have even imagined that there was a faggot in existence so homosexual that he'd actually call someone FROM THE SHOWER to seethe at them? This is a level of faggotry so enormous almost nobody can even contemplate it.

Let me guess: Wil got his legal information from Nick.

Didn't that retard get told by his employers to knock off his cuck sucking activities?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

FYI: Keanu is due to be on comic Kevin Brennan’s Misery Loves Company podcast today (Thursday). The whole show is very superchat-driven and while KB hasn’t closely followed the “Ricotta drama,” he hates Nick for what he did to his kids and he doesn’t shield his guests from tough questions. Perhaps Keanu will elaborate on how Nick psychologically abused April.

The show starts in the 4PM Eastern (1PM Pacific) hour. KB puts the link up 15-20 minutes before he goes live. Nick will no doubt be there to seethe.

 

[AltisticRight]

The idea that a breach of attorney-client privilege—arguably one of the most protected rights in the justice system—would have no effect is ridiculous. Courts have overturned convictions and dismissed cases over far less. Even if a plea deal was discussed or tentatively agreed to, it's not binding until accepted by the court. And if Aaron’s attorney learned that the prosecution's case may be tainted by illicit access to privileged communications, no ethical attorney would advise a client to plead guilty under those circumstances without first pursuing a full investigation.

It'll be so funny if Aaron pushes this and the court goes "well fuck it, yeah let's just drop the case". Then, Our Wife's slatternly topless images are worth LESS THAN the fake currency named after her. 0 KNU!
Additionally, it'll be doubly funny if they open up an investigation into Skelly's homosexual cybercrimes.
But... but... I think even Aaron's pushing his dumb retard luck too much if he goes this route. He should just be the bigger man and take that petty misdemeanor deal, fork out a $50 (1 KNU, can't even get you a RAM chip from China LMFAO) bill and call it a W for the Toe.

I haven't seen this being mentioned though I'm only on page 8280.
Isn't it so FUNNY and WEIRD that skelly consistently tried to push the grand multi-faceted institutional conspiracy angle pertaining to his FAMILY woes, yet he's the one doing exactly that? He's conspiring with his busted whore wife, fishy flown fleshlight, a fat nonce and a group of unhinged STMS a-logs and admitted to such? He tried to befriend Chad Zumock and likely sent the oinking triple-titted ragepig Ethan Ralph after Elissa Clips? He's going around his household IOT devices trying to find access points to Aaron's emails, looking at his totally legitimate pornography history (ie, he totally didn't add it in) and sharing it with his paedophile pal? He's using this privileged illegal access to try and threaten third party onlookers with their totally real nude images?
Isn't that the definition of an unhinged faggot skelly conspiracy? Aaron isn't going to fuck you again, Nick. It's Qover. Get over it. There is no rebounding.

I've stated that Phil (DSP) didn't deserve any hacking and meddling with his finances from the more unhinged detractors. I'm finding it very hard to say the same in this case. Phil never had a child under his watch (God forbid) test positive for cocaine and cocaine metabolites, Phil never hacked ANYONE. If some dipshit criminal decided it'll be funny to hack skelly's bullshit, I can't in good conscious say I'd feel sorry for him. Well, I do feel sorry for his kids and on a far lesser level, his doormat dunce wife.
Obviously nobody should do this and I mean it. But he's made it clear that "everything's fair game". That's why as a public figure, one shouldn't engage in such faggotry. Others will use it to raitonalise their own crimes.

 

[AnOminous]

He's going around his household IOT devices trying to find access points to Aaron's emails, looking at his totally legitimate pornography history (ie, he totally didn't add it in) and sharing it with his paedophile pal?

I'm pretty sure the cuck porn is Nick's. Any time he illegally accessed his account, he furiously jacked off to all the cuck porn he could find. Because he's a gay cuck.

 

[AltisticRight]

I imagine this was one of the arguments he used with Kayla. Nick is more faithful than any other husband because he never leaves the house for work and has has no hobbies. Nick is SO faithful in so many different ways that its no big deal if they have sex with other people.

Nick is so faithful to his faith, he has a large St. Andrew's Cross under his bed which provides a protective aura against all demons.

 

[DickMain]

He’s going his best Patrick Tomlinson/smartest man in the room persona. The way he begins with “Oh Elissa” just induces so much cringe. The fact that he thought this was an own just shows how many holes his Swiss cheesed, wet brain has. In reality he wasn’t DM’ing Elissa from a position of power like he thought he was, and I hope he pays dearly for admitting to this. Though I’m sure he will try to use weasel words to try and get out of this.

"No, stalker child, my stalker child didn't enjoy coke, I won't be enjoying prison " I feel like something was lost in translation.

 

[demicolon]

So this greasy pedophile is openly willing to snake on Nick for a mere $250.

You heard it first folks: Nick's soon-to-be-leaked crossdressing nudes are worth 5 times more than nudes of his wife.

 

[woodedbag]

Rekieta wants more than anything to be relevant again. Aaron wants more than anything to be relevant for once. April wants coke. Melton wants kids. Ralph wants Xanax and torta money. Kayla wants to watch Star Trek while being numbed by 38 different anti psychotic meds. Plenty more side characters in this. How much could it possibly cost to get all of these people to agree to live in a house with cameras in every room? They could all fix their issues in one month. My cup would runneth over boys, it really would. Wish they could see the vision

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Someone just sent me that dumb cunt Girl Friday’s Reddit history. She is absolutely deranged in her vendetta against Aaron. To wit:



Stop using Jews as part of your self-described “war on Steel Toe,” you mongoloid whore.

Spoiler: Just asking

Where is a walk-in oven when we really need one? Must have room for Nick too.