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A suspect is being sought by cops for having sex with a dead body on a Manhattan subway train — after rifling through the dead man’s pockets and robbing him, the Daily News has learned.

An MTA train conductor found the dead man, believed to be homeless and in his 40s, leaning forward in his seat on an idling R train at the Whitehall St. subway station in lower Manhattan about 12:30 a.m. Wednesday, transit sources said.

When cops investigating the case reviewed subway car surveillance footage, it showed a man, believed to be in his 50s, having oral and anal sex with the corpse, a police source said. That man is now wanted for sexual misconduct.

The victim got on the R train about 8 p.m., sources said. He lit up a cigarette, filling the train car with smoke, surveillance footage recovered by investigators shows.

The few people on the train moved to another car. The smoking man went on to quietly die.

About 11 p.m., the suspect stepped onto the train car, realized the victim was dead and went through his pockets, taking whatever the victim had on him, police sources said. He then has sex with the corpse before leaving the train at the Whitehall St. station at 12:10 a.m. — about 20 minutes before the MTA conductor finds the dead victim.

It’s not believed the two men knew each other, the source said.

Transit sources told The News the grim incident came to light when investigators checked the train car’s surveillance footage after the dead man was discovered. The defilement was captured by the train’s onboard video cameras, which police are using to try to identify the suspect.

The suspect is believed to be about 5-foot-9 and 195 pounds with black hair, brown eyes, and a goatee.

Cops thought they had identified a specific suspect for the sex abuse but are now unsure that is the right person, a police source said.

Every train car in the subway has been equipped with a surveillance system since December 2024, after a push from Albany to speed up installation of cameras systemwide.

Police are working to identify the dead man and the city Medical Examiner has scheduled an autopsy.

There were no apparent signs of trauma and it was not immediately clear how the man on the train died or how long the corpse was riding the rails before the body was discovered, cops said. No drugs or drug paraphernalia was found in the train car, cops said.
 
Looted* You can't rob a corpse.
Reminds of Diogenes' alleged argument over funeral plans:
"Just throw me over the wall or dump me in the woods somewhere."
"But Diogenes, your body would be eaten by wild animals? Wouldn't you find that unpleasant?"
"Then leave me a weapon, put a stick in my hand so if I really take issue I can at least fight back"
"But you'll be dead, you won't be able to fight back."
"If I'm too dead to fight back, then I'm too dead to find it unpleasant, no?"
 
Man, if some faggot NYC rat Buckbroke my dead ass, I would be so angry in the afterlife. Be like “NOOOO MY EARTHLY ASS!!” While demanding a pact with the devil to come back as the crow and rape that nigga to death. Except, not like, skinny like the crow but like 7’1 and 320 pounds.

It would be like Hellraiser except with extreme buttfuckin’
 
This is like a greentext post came to life
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>be me, 40 yo rentcel pod dweller in NYC
>something is wrong with my health
>cant go to hospital because its swarming with niggers shipped in from across the world
>cant afford it anyway, lost job from being sick
>cant afford 50sqft apartment anymore
>spend last few shekels on a pack of smokes
>light it up on the subway because who cares anymore
>feel the light slipping away
>dies
>dune coon finds my body and takes my wallet and buttfucks my corpse
>watch it all from purgatory since I was never baptized because the churches were turned into mosques
>mfw
 
I mean, I don't give a shit. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean, who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead!
 
The victim got on the R train about 8 p.m., sources said. He lit up a cigarette, filling the train car with smoke, surveillance footage recovered by investigators shows.

The few people on the train moved to another car. The smoking man went on to quietly die.
It would be a dark comedy even if it ended right here. The subsequent twist elevates it to a masterpiece.
 
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