DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PetiteDragon43]

What really gets me are the sheer amount of games he just drops because pf the fact he didn't hit the goal AYUND because it had a hate campaign. For example I loved Dragons Dogma 2. Yes it's repetetive and yes its a shitty jrpg style story. But its fun to fuck around in. Same with Dying Light 2, Black Myth:Wukong, and (yeah I'll say it) Suicide Squad Kill the Justice League. Guess what? Only one of those games came out during RPG madness and the others either got bad word of mouth or (in Wukong's case) it literally filtered DSP. Saints Row, Baldurs Gate 3, Forspoken. These games alone should show that rant he had about thinking for yourself and just watching him play whatever, was simply bullshit. I'm not impressed because he decided to play Life is Strange and Hogwarts Legacy. Not when you're being dishonest about why you give some games a chance and others get ignored. There's not letting politics determine the games you play, and then there's being a slop merchant.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

The funny part is, I don't even think he knows it's their anniversary. Anyway. CMON LETS GO GUYS LETS GET SOME SUBS TODAY.

Can't wait for the "Of course I knew it our anniversary and were totally gonna do stuff" when he didn't even do anything for Valentines Day, still.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

The funny part is, I don't even think he knows it's their anniversary. Anyway. CMON LETS GO GUYS LETS GET SOME SUBS TODAY.

Can't wait for the "Of course I knew it our anniversary and were totally gonna do stuff" when he didn't even do anything for Valentines Day, still.
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do roommates usually celebrate the day they moved in together?

 

[Twrx]

The funny part is, I don't even think he knows it's their anniversary. Anyway. CMON LETS GO GUYS LETS GET SOME SUBS TODAY.

Can't wait for the "Of course I knew it our anniversary and were totally gonna do stuff" when he didn't even do anything for Valentines Day, still.
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I can't put my finger on why, but she's very disturbing in that picture.

 

[neger psykolog]

The funny part is, I don't even think he knows it's their anniversary. Anyway. CMON LETS GO GUYS LETS GET SOME SUBS TODAY.

Can't wait for the "Of course I knew it our anniversary and were totally gonna do stuff" when he didn't even do anything for Valentines Day, still.
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What anniversary? Oh you mean the special night DSP spent arguing with retard trolls on Twitter?

Sad. If he had any self respect he would've spent his wedding night arguing with the trolls on Kiwifarms because we're obviously superior.

 

[Love Is Blue]

I can't put my finger on why, but she's very disturbing in that picture.

raccoon eyes

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

His explanation for being killed by an invisible enemy is "He wasn't on my screen until I turned around and looked at him".
Infant levels of object permanence.

https://www.petmd.com/cat/general-health/how-smart-are-cats

Cats have a sense of object permanence. When they see an object that is then hidden, they know it hasn’t disappeared but that it is, for example, under the box.

I'm not kidding when I say Jasper is the smartest in that household.

 

[neger psykolog]

 

[Coke Zero]

I can't put my finger on why, but she's very disturbing in that picture.

Do we know how tall kat is? In the picture on the right it looks like she has midget proportions.

 

[Lord_Point]

I love these CoD streams. No option for sad and lonely individuals to hold his hand, but just DSP having to rely on his (severe lack of) skill:

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"It takes 2 shots to kill that guy, thats fishy shit!"

Big ups to hackers that dont install walls or auto aim, but instead hack themselves an extra 20% hp just to annoy DSP.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I feel crazy with DSP and people in here saying Yakuza is boring because I love that shit. Half of the appeal of the franchise is how it can go from deadly serious, dry crime/political dialogue in the cutscenes to the ridiculous gameplay.

I enjoy them as well, or at least the ones I've played, but they are very dialogue heavy and cutscenes can last for a very long time. Plus you have to pay attention to know what's going on since 90% of the characters can be summed up as "scowling Japanese man in a suit". So you'd have to be a good streamer to make it entertaining to watch, and this is Phil we're talking about.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Do we know how tall kat is? In the picture on the right it looks like she has midget proportions.

I looked it up for the lulz, and there's a Kat Burnell who's 5'9" and is an urban-style high-schooler. She's literally the anti-DSP, she might be Khet and Tyrone's daughter

https://meangreensports.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/kat-burnell/6037

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Now that we know that Kat is some kind of religious, does anybody think that explains her wedding dress looking like...that? I always thought it might just be Linda's old dress that she kept from her wedding or something since it looks so outdated.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

The funny part is, I don't even think he knows it's their anniversary. Anyway. CMON LETS GO GUYS LETS GET SOME SUBS TODAY.

Can't wait for the "Of course I knew it our anniversary and were totally gonna do stuff" when he didn't even do anything for Valentines Day, still.
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Well now he's gonna know and scramble to get a same day shipping gift off Amazon before turning on the stream. It would have been funnier to wait until tomorrow to see if he'd say anything first.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Now that we know that Kat is some kind of religious, does anybody think that explains her wedding dress looking like...that? I always thought it might just be Linda's old dress that she kept from her wedding or something since it looks so outdated.

Have you ever tried finding a tailor or seamstress who makes human-style clothing for livestock at the last minute?

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

I looked it up for the lulz, and there's a Kat Burnell who's 5'9" and is an urban-style high-schooler. She's literally the anti-DSP, she might be Khet and Tyrone's daughter

https://meangreensports.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/kat-burnell/6037

This Kat is NOT fat, and I would put aside my racism to have sex with her.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I can't put my finger on why, but she's very disturbing in that picture.

head is enormous, looks like a bobblehead

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Now that we know that Kat is some kind of religious, does anybody think that explains her wedding dress looking like...that? I always thought it might just be Linda's old dress that she kept from her wedding or something since it looks so outdated.

I believe Phil has confirmed that it is indeed his mother's old dress.
Edit: I'm wrong. He claimed she "found an inexpensive dress." They also bought "wedding bands, inexpensively."
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[UsedUp]

Today's Game: Blue Prince



I wonder what caught DSPS eye.

 

[Niggernerd]

I feel crazy with DSP and people in here saying Yakuza is boring because I love that shit. Half of the appeal of the franchise is how it can go from deadly serious, dry crime/political dialogue in the cutscenes to the ridiculous gameplay.

Funny enough i brought up somewhere else how Phil has the talent to be the only person to make me hate Yakuza and only when he brings it up