Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[northstar747]

Am I mistaken or did a member of Rekieta's family post a picture of a sex-swing when they listed their house for sale on a property website

yes and no

The property listing was real

The property was not his parents.

It was a joke and a funny one.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Am I mistaken or did a member of Rekieta's family post a picture of a sex-swing when they listed their house for sale on a property website (can't find the post/don't remember the exact details), if this is true, it would add more weight to the theory of someone interfering with Nick when he was young.

This is why fake bullshit posts should be immediately sweeped out by a Janny.
Otherwise they make their way into the Balldo lore because they seem so plausible.

The pictures were from a random house listed for sale.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Crossposting again:
Aaron has plead guilty to the Gross Misdemeanor for nonconsensual dissemination of private sexual images.
The felony charges have been dropped.

Felony plea score: Aaron 0 : Nick 1 ​

However, Nick has taken this as a victory!

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He even dares to yell LETS FUCKING GO , where was this energy when it came to saving your marriage Nick!

Faggot still whored out his wife to try to get out from under a mortgage. Also FED HIS KID COCAINE.

Edit: Corrected myself to add the fact Nick rented his wife out and still got foreclosed. Faggot can't even pimp hoes right.

 

[Vibralldo]

Crossposting again:
Aaron has plead guilty to the Gross Misdemeanor for nonconsensual dissemination of private sexual images.
The felony charges have been dropped.

Felony plea score: Aaron 0 : Nick 1 ​

However, Nick has taken this as a victory!

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He even dares to yell LETS FUCKING GO , where was this energy when it came to saving your marriage Nick!

0% chance Nick streams April 18th

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

0% chance Nick streams April 18th

He will livestream himself from his phone in front of the court house, pull out a gun and blow his brains out live on air. and try to sell his sentencing as a great win for himself and proof what a great family man he is. Then apologize for cutting the stream short as he has to get to a celebration dinner.

 

[Sloppa]

Faggot still whored out his wife to get out from under a mortgage. Also FED HIS KID COCAINE.

I've heard it said that an addict will put their crying baby out in the cold and close the door, so they can shoot heroin into their veins uninterrupted.
Never underestimate the evil an addict is capable of.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chad is even more unlikable than Aaron but he does occasionally do something useful. That said, I hope he doesn’t start focusing on Nick. He just doesn’t have command of the lore and is a retard who can easily do more harm than good.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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Chad is even more unlikable than Aaron but he does occasionally do something useful. That said, I hope he doesn’t start focusing on Nick. He just doesn’t have command of the lore and is a retard who can easily do more harm than good.

Chad Z trying to get sued. Godspeed you piece of scum, I hope the faggot goes for it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chad Z trying to get sued. Godspeed you piece of scum, I hope the faggot goes for it.

He is incredibly reckless despite his retardation already costing him his Patreon account. (He put anti-trans shit in episode titles that everyone told him would easily get him yeeted.)

That said I’d enjoy seeing Nick go legal. Discovery would be fun for us and hell for Nick (and Randazza would have an aneurysm). Chad would definitely raise decent money to defend it.

 

[AnOminous]

Chad Z trying to get sued. Godspeed you piece of scum, I hope the faggot goes for it.

The first thing anyone sued by skellyfag for pointing out he's obviously on drugs should do is remove it to federal court and demand a segmented hair analysis under FRCP 35 as well as a preservation order that he can't cut his (rapidly thinning) hair to avoid it.

This obvious fucking drug addict would fail.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

So what's the current valuation of KNU? Still at 50 dollars? Will Nick's big return to streaming make enough money for him to be able to buy more than 1 nude image of his wife?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

However, Nick has taken this as a victory!

Of course it’s a victory. He humiliated himself and his wife. He’s pouring a drink and sitting in his goon chamber waiting for the updated KNU to shame his wife over

“Kayla your body is so damaged your KNU dropped”

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

“Kayla your body is so damaged your KNU dropped”

We will have to send an inspector to verify the condition next year and adjust the value.

 

[Melty Butter]

“Kayla your body is so damaged your KNU dropped”

$50 fine (KNU) confirmed by Aaron. Live on Rumble, but he's going to Members Only soon. Summaries are being posted in Aaron's thread, and Elissa joined for the clips.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

$50 fine (KNU) confirmed by Aaron. Live on Rumble, but he's going to Members Only soon. Summaries are being posted in Aaron's thread, and Elissa joined for the clips.

KNU values are stabilizing. It may be a smart place to lay off some forex earnings.

Edit: Can we get a feature showing the successful fixing of the KNU?

 

[Pelican Bones]

Nick is in denial and thinks he's in control when he's really just a laughably stereotypical alcoholic.

He refuses to think that he, the great Nick Rekieta, is as pathetically dependent on substances as the filthy poor people are. He's special, it's not a big deal, and he isn't dependent on it. He just loves drinking and thinks about it constantly when he isn't.

The cope in Nick's mind is that actual alcoholics drink cheap shit. That stuff that tastes like paint thinner. Actual alcoholics are homeless bums that live in cardboard boxes under bridges. Nick only drinks expensive liquor. Nick has a large home he lives in. Rich people live in large homes and drink top shelf, not alcoholics.

 

[thebigdream]

This fucking faggot has rotted his brain to the point he is no longer operating in reality.

It used to be that you had to exert some effort to see through his lies, but now he's actively disputing facts that he previously affirmed and are a matter of public record. He's gone, this is proper delusional. Soon enough the coke won't have existed either. Maybe it was yew who was caught with drugs in the same house as your children?

 

[Father Balldo]

But lil rackets said the state has Aaron dead to rights on the felony. And he's a LAWYER!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It used to be that you had to exert some effort to see through his lies, but now he's actively disputing facts that he previously affirmed and are a matter of public record. He's gone, this is proper delusional. Soon enough the coke won't have existed either. Maybe it was yew who was caught with drugs in the same house as your children?

You mean the coke that Aaron brought in his safe or the one the cops stole from atop Nick's fridge that the kids totally never had access to?

 

[AnOminous]

You mean the coke that Aaron brought in his safe or the one the cops stole from atop Nick's fridge that the kids totally never had access to?

No, the coke the cops literally brought into his house and rubbed his daughter's hair with, which the bodycam footage Nick refuses to release totally proves.