Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[johnnynoname]

They are a trio of pointless guttersnipes, a ratpack of irrelevance. This is now Nick Rekieta' peers. He willfully paypigs for the worthless, uninformed opinions of catty winos that cling onto the coat-tails of Patrick. Fucking. Melton.

they are literally , and un-ironically the meme

 

[anionfarflung]

I finally got around to finding free anonymous hosting for the Rekieta family tree reports in Web format that the GRAMPS (Genealogical Research and Analysis Management Programming System) software produces.

Every time someone asks when some Rekieta clan member is born or how some cousin or niece is related please feel free to direct him to http://balldo.kesug.com/

GRAMPS exports two primary Web reports of data - one is just a bunch of data reports, and one is an interactive family tree. I threw up a retardedly basic homepage on this site to direct you to each of those.



When I'm not as lazy I'll flesh-out this homepage with more guidance and information.

If you find any faults in the data please let me know here.

I didn't scrutinize the AUP, so I don't know if they'll take this down for some reason. I think that, barring reports, the size and activity of the Web site will be too small for them to notice.

I used InfinityFree.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Kayla Rekieta cannot receive restitution due to Aaron's plea. No legal fees. No ability to sue Aaron civilly.

What? No. It just means he isn't required to pay restitution as part of the plea agreement. How could a plea agreement with Aaron impact Kayla's ability to sue civilly?

Aaron has plead guilty to a gross misdemeanor, whereas Nick has plead guilty to a felony.

Aaron has objectively come out of this with less consequences. This is absolutely an Aaron W. Nick takes another L.

Technically, Nick's is deferred so his record goes away if he manages to stay sober during his probation. Which is a tall order and he probably won't, in my opinion.

That said, neither of these two cuckolds won anything. Nick and Aaron both lost. They humiliated themselves, got confirmed by the courts to be cuckolds, and pleaded guilty to crimes.

The outcomes for both Nick and Aaron reveal that it is a bad idea to be in a drug-fueled polycule and an even worse idea when you are a streamer regularly broadcasting your life on the Internet, as both of them do.

However, THAT SAID, it's not out of line to say that Ralph is worse than Cog. At least I don't think so. Same deal with Nick vs Aaron.

I'm not so sure based on what Cog's brothers have said about him!

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

According to Aaron not only did he take the photo, he took it LIVE ON STREAM. If he's telling the truth the stream in question took place around Jan - Feb 2024.
(timestamped to relevant part)

I honestly thought he misspoke on this while note-taking live. Wild.

 

[Captain Manning]

There are users who bite so hard on every retarded lie that Aaron comes up with that if they put all of their fell for it again awards on they would look more ridiculous than the average septuagenarian Soviet general.

Sure, you should take everything with a grain of salt, but...

I got be real with you here: You have picked the WEIRDEST possible time to come in here and make this argument again.

To be perfectly honest, I spent this last month worried that Aaron might actually be full of shit about the plea deal he claimed, and that the celebration and $50 memes were premature. That everybody laughing about it might have egg on their face, or Aaron would find some way to fuck it up.

Nope. He came through. He was telling the truth all along.

Right now, and for a while now, I would say he lies way less than Nick does. Not that that's some profound accomplishment. Nick lies whenever he's breathing.

The outcomes for both Nick and Aaron reveal that it is a bad idea to be in a drug-fueled polycule and an even worse idea when you are a streamer regularly broadcasting your life on the Internet, as both of them do.

This I agree with.

 

[anionfarflung]

Right now, and for a while now, I would say he lies way less than Nick does. Not that that's some profound accomplishment. Nick lies whenever he's breathing.

Nick has lied so much about what he was adamant about in the past that now I am even anxious about what all the "maps belong on the wall" performance could mean.

Even after his getting busted I dismissed that notion, but, over time, I realize that I can't anymore.

 

[Captain Manning]

Tell me Aaron's $50 fine isn't the State of Minnesota (in general) and Stern's County (in particular) telling Nick to eat shit.

Go ahead. I dare anybody to.

$50! IT'S ACTUALLY REAL! That's incredible! Holy shit! This is an absolute insult to Nick.

Faggot ass Nick should have just kept his faggot mouth shut. He went through all this just to legally reveal how much a nude of his wife taken by the man who cucked him is really worth. But no, he had to run his faggot ass mouth to the cops, revealing what an absolute CUCK he is, because Aaron wouldn't do butt stuff with him, and was smart enough to GTFO before the cops beat down the door looking for his stash.

Now that it's in black in white, it's a legendary moment in thread history. Revel in it.

 

[anionfarflung]

Faggot ass Nick should have just kept his faggot mouth shut.

You're channeling @AnOminous in this reply.

 

[Captain Manning]

You're channeling @AnOminous in this reply.

Thank you! That's a very endearing compliment. One of the greatest posters on this site, IMO.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Aaron should finally get that no-contact order for Nick and Melton and move the fuck on.
It would actually help Nick move on too, so I can understand how he would be split about it.

Help nick implode even faster, you mean? There's no way he's not gonna seethe if that happens.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Aaron is dumb. If his lawyer really said they can win it without Geno and Keanu, this is a fuck up. It's not about 50 dollars. It's about the revenge porn record and how it impacts job prospects. Just like how Aaron didn't think pleading guilty to an TRO violation would ever impact him, it did when it derailed his boxing stuff.

Yes, there is something nice about hearing someone admit they fucked up and that clip makes Aaron seem likeable and humble, but it's still a fuckup.

Just no. The lawyer said they COULD win. Possibly. The risk is being convicted of a felony. Jury would have heard all of the people except Geno and Keanu. They would have been shown the livestream. And they would have had the choice of guilty of felony, guilty of misdemeanor or not guilty. The reality is that it's obvious he shared it so a jury would already be on "guilty" just deciding on felony or misdemeanor. The plea deal takes the felony AND jail AND a public trial off the table. It's a smart decision.

We can armchair the "prosecution can't prove...." game w/o Geno/Keanu testifying but at the end of the day, it's a jury that decides the facts and they may not need Geno/Keanu to conclude guilt. It's a heck of a gambit to risk felony over $50. A misdemeanor plea conviction isn't going to hurt his job prospects more than a public felony trial where the facts are obvious.

This seems to pose more questions than answers. If Aaron took the picture and Kayla was posing for it, did it actually end up in the Signal group chat with the 4 of them? Why was all of the talk about the Signal chat relevant?

If Aaron did send that photo to the Signal chat... why did that happen? Was Aaron sending that for Nick to see and know that Aaron was about to fuck his wife?

This is getting to an excessive level of cuckoldry.

I don't know if this is headlore but I seem to recall that Aaron took the pic, sent it to Kayla and it was Kayla that shared it over signal with the Qover.

I didn't think it was during a show but it was def Kayla that shared it using their Qover rules.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

From the Farm's perspective, nearly everybody in the Dabbleverse came out of nowhere. Yeah, there's Stuttering John and Redbar threads, but they're low traffic. Nick introduced the site to the rest.

Once upon a time, in the days when wishing still helped, I was a listener of The Dick Show, Who Are These Podcasts, and some of The Creep Off. I was a nineteen year old loser working night shifts at a Home Depot, watering plants, so I had literally nothing to do but drugs and listen to podcasts. So I was somewhat exposed to the Dabbleverse but like only vaguely in passing with this non-euclidean clusterfuck of bullshit.
It's one of those things I just don't even want to know. One dude, Podcast Hitman, killed his wife, hid her body in the basement, and I think the neighbors smelled it. He is in prison now, he's actually insane.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Just no. The lawyer said they COULD win. Possibly. The risk is being convicted of a felony. Jury would have heard all of the people except Geno and Keanu. They would have been shown the livestream. And they would have had the choice of guilty of felony, guilty of misdemeanor or not guilty. The reality is that it's obvious he shared it so a jury would already be on "guilty" just deciding on felony or misdemeanor. The plea deal takes the felony AND jail AND a public trial off the table. It's a smart decision.

We can armchair the "prosecution can't prove...." game w/o Geno/Keanu testifying but at the end of the day, it's a jury that decides the facts and they may not need Geno/Keanu to conclude guilt. It's a heck of a gambit to risk felony over $50. A misdemeanor plea conviction isn't going to hurt his job prospects more than a public felony trial where the facts are obvious.

It's also one of the biggest sweetheart deals I've ever seen while watching retards flail around in court on the internet. He'd be a fool to not grab that deal as soon as it was offered to him, the fact that he considered not taking it at all is the only thing that makes me think he's a dumbass. There's also something to be said for not paying his lawyer to go to trial and not having to deal with lord knows how much time it would take dealing with it. I can't imagine having a felony hanging over your head is good for your health.

At the end of the day I think he got that deal because everyone realized that it was all contained within the lover's quarrel between two cuckold faggots. If I was the Judge, the prosecution or a juror who didn't like gawking at retards I would want this bullshit off my to-do list as fast as possible. This was the quickest way to do it without outright throwing the case out.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

He'd be a fool to not grab that deal as soon as it was offered to him, the fact that he considered not taking it at all is the only thing that makes me think he's a dumbass.

He's just thinking for the sake of the farms. The funniest outcome should always happen after all

 

[daffodils]

From Melton's stream


But instead of commenting on "deets", this ends up his last message for the day


Melton starts viewing Aaron's "A Deal Is Done" show less than an hour later. An hour after that, he's asking Nick to call in.

 

[Stiffy]

Question for the legal heads in here.

Fatrick literally baited his degenerate followers to go Superchat MLC while Aaron was on there
and specifically mention "Kayla" I know because I was watching NLO when he said it.
Does Aaron have any legal recourse to report this to his attorney/courts? Because it's only going to get worse, and as much of a loser he is it's still how he makes a living.
Some fucktard named So Throrough Joe Burrow? even said he was screenshotting the "Kayla" chats while Aaron was on screen and planned to send them to the court to get him busted.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick's been tweeting up a storm. Most of it seems irrelevant to anything except: 1) Branca is joining him on his stream on the 18th, and 2) He's reliving his 80s glory days or something (in which Nick was under 10 years old). Oh, and a bunch of tweets longing for drinking.

I'll never understand Branca. On May 24, 2024, he made one of the most heartwrenching appeals to Rekieta right out of the gate.

This is what enabling looks like. Has he even paid attention?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’ve had this thought before but not sure if I’ve said it here: I’m pretty sure Nick and Kayla are the kind of parents who walk around the house naked when their kids are home. It might sound harmless but talk to adults who were raised by such parents. For many of them, it takes decades to start repairing the damage it did. They never learned healthy boundaries, could never relax in their own homes, and were afraid to have friends come over because they never knew when mom or dad were going to walk into the family room nude. They were often inappropriately enmeshed with one parent, resulting in emotional (and often physical) incest.

Of course without confirmation of this I’m just going on a hunch. But we’re past the time when Nick and Kayla deserve the benefit of the doubt.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I'll never understand Branca. On May 24, 2024, he made one of the most heartwrenching appeals to Rekieta right out of the gate.
This is what enabling looks like.

It's also what being a grifter looks like.

I've had this thought before but not sure if I’ve said it here: I’m pretty sure Nick and Kayla are the kind of parents who walk around the house naked when their kids are home.

As early as 2022 he wasn't even wearing a shirt for Thanksgiving dinner, and he was a lot more functional even in late 2022 than he was by 2024.

Nick reveals that he passed out at his household Thanksgiving dinner table (narcolepsy, he was sober) while shirtless. Have fun speculating about the usage of clothing in his household.
The hate watchers for Nick are fucking lazy for not catching this.

Tell me Aaron's $50 fine isn't the State of Minnesota (in general) and Stern's County (in particular) telling Nick to eat shit.

Sure, I will. Looking at other cases with the same charge, the fine being $100-200 lower doesn't seem to be a big win when he is also being ordered to undergo a PSI and DAI which isn't statutorily required.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'll never understand Branca. On May 24, 2024, he made one of the most heartwrenching appeals to Rekieta right out of the gate.

This is what enabling looks like. Has he even paid attention?

Branca is a fucking idiot. He legit argued on Twitter that you can't predict when a volcano will erupt.

I'm NOT joking.



Somebody needs to tell that to the residents of Mt. St. Helens. Per Branca, there was no way to give any of them an evacuation warning before the thing blew in 1980.

The joke with Branca is that if a cop ever shoots Nick to death, then he'll turn on Nick. Postmortem.