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When will Eastern European indie devs stop making post-soviet, post-apocalyptic sci-fi survival brutalist "commieblock the open world role playing game" bullshit?
Not to say this one dev is also a troon
IMO I kind of wished we actually got more Slavjank games set in the actual peak of the USSR/Warsaw Pact. At least something like Atomic Heart was full of bright fun colors and was actually different from other Slavjank, tho that game had a myriad of its own problems like LARPing as a Bioshock homage when it isn't one at all and it's total misleading marketing.
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Less grimey post-Soviet depression and more retro-futurism set in the peak of the Cold War or something like those surreal artsy fartsy Soviet era films would be a welcome breath of fresh air.
 
I don't know where else to post this so I'll post it here.


Depression Quest is a definitive tranny game because of the "non binary" developer who looks like she speed ran being a "non binary" crack whore. At least 3/4 of the list seems to be troonslop. Celeste is actually a good game tho.

edit: forgot to ARCHIVE EVERYTHING like the dumb gorilla nigger I AM

https://archive.ph/ObrZZ
So many wonderful games about lesbians and polycules. Brave and stunning.

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actual peak of the USSR/Warsaw Pact
It would be insincere and fake. Slavs themselves would hate it, especially if it was made by western lefties (aka LGBT-tankie poisonous color haired dyke faggot soyboy trannies).
It would be fine, if it was a grotesque tongue-in-cheek satire. But it would be made by slavs and for slavs only because of the references to the unintuitive special aspects of life in USSR/Warsaw Pact country.
Good slavjank games look like anything but slavjank games. I remembered that Miiside was made by two Russians after I found it had voice acting in Russian, there were no other hints to it's origin.
 
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It would be unsincere and fake. Slavs themselves would hate it, especially if it was made by western lefties (aka LGBT-tankie poisonous color haired dyke faggot soyboy trannies).
It would be fine, if it was a grotesque tongue-in-cheek satire. But it would be made by slavs and for slavs only because of the references to the unintuitive special aspects of life in USSR/Warsaw Pact country.
Good slavjank games look like anything but slavjank games. I remembered that Miiside was made by two Russians after I found it had voice acting in Russian, there were no other hints to it's origin.
This, mostly. It would have to be made by someone non-slavic, just like Atomic Heart was, because the whole slav block already had an entire literary and media genre of bullshit: Socialist realism with associated Constructivism and 'proletariat culture'. But there's plenty of slavjank that takes the piss out of it. Like Breathedge, for example – Space Subnautica except it's all blue post-soviet humor. Russian humor in particular is very noticeable. It has a borderline moronic quality, the kind that you can't help but appreciate for the effort alone, like a sped showing you a flower freshly misted in manure.
 
keep in mind that one of the musicians involved in pizza tower is a certified troon but it doesn't seem to have affected the project, no idea if xey are even returning to do work in woon (mcpig's new game)
I shouldn't ask.. but what songs?

Pizza Tower is pure fun and it does feel wild knowing a troon worked on it in any capacity but curiosity killed the chud.
 
IMO I kind of wished we actually got more Slavjank games set in the actual peak of the USSR/Warsaw Pact. At least something like Atomic Heart was full of bright fun colors and was actually different from other Slavjank, tho that game had a myriad of its own problems like LARPing as a Bioshock homage when it isn't one at all and it's total misleading marketing.
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Less grimey post-Soviet depression and more retro-futurism set in the peak of the Cold War or something like those surreal artsy fartsy Soviet era films would be a welcome breath of fresh air.
Well aside from Russians and some far left extremists most Eastern Europeans don’t look back too fondly to the days of communism and that will be reflected in the art we make.
 
I'm pretty sure the game was released pre-troonout so it should be safe.
Pretty sure the person they hired for the music is freelance so they don't work there officially? Even then it was several people so I don't even know what the troon worked on officially.
 
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Pretty sure the person they hired for the music is freelance so they don't work there officially? Even then it was several people so I don't even know what the troon worked on officially.
the music in Pizza time seems well done from what i've heard. if all trannies in game dev did their jobs well, kept it professionally without going full gooner spergout mode then no one would notice or care.
 
the music in Pizza time seems well done from what i've heard. if all trannies in game dev did their jobs well, kept it professionally without going full gooner spergout mode then no one would notice or care.
it's the best case scenario since i don't think a lot of people care about them being LGBTQ it's just that keep that shit away from the game and don't be a sperg. It's like Ultrakill and the butt plug thing where it's like if it was isolated gooner nonsense it would still be weird but that is just some degen being degenerate. It's when the creators actively throw it into the game just because is when it becomes a problem.

When peolpe do their job despite their ideology people actually respect that.
 
it's the best case scenario since i don't think a lot of people care about them being LGBTQ it's just that keep that shit away from the game and don't be a sperg. It's like Ultrakill and the butt plug thing where it's like if it was isolated gooner nonsense it would still be weird but that is just some degen being degenerate. It's when the creators actively throw it into the game just because is when it becomes a problem.

When peolpe do their job despite their ideology people actually respect that.
Pretty much, it doesn't actually matter that a troon worked on the music. Pizza Tower is a banger game with absolutely zero modern day nonsense. It really does feel like a 90s cartoon turned into an unhinged game.

I was mostly just morbidly curious, but yea for a non troonslop game Pizza Tower definetly fits the bill.

Though related to that type of game, is AntonBlast safe? I haven't played it yet, but the one thing I heard about it from friends is the game has A LOT of talking, especially compared to games like WL4 and Pizza Tower which have basically zero. Was curious if that amount of dialogue resulted in some modernsloppa slipping through the cracks.
 
idTech up to 4 (because the rest of iterations have no open source code, duh)
Its a real shame that Bethesda forbid Carmark from releasing the source code for ID 5 despite it being made before the aquisition. Well, we can only hope a godsent man will steal the code for the engines someday, because ID 6 and 7 are works of art
 
Though related to that type of game, is AntonBlast safe? I haven't played it yet, but the one thing I heard about it from friends is the game has A LOT of talking, especially compared to games like WL4 and Pizza Tower which have basically zero. Was curious if that amount of dialogue resulted in some modernsloppa slipping through the cracks.
Judge for yourself.
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