Your mom tells you to stop using Kiwi farms, what do you do?

[Gay Joker]

She doesn't want you to turn into a transphobic white supremacist subhuman.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

She can pry my account from my cold, dead hands. And hopefully let the frens know I've shed this mortal coil.

 

[parsnip]

She's not the boss of me. I'll put her in a home.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

My mom can't say anything with your dick in her mouth.

 

[Tablet County]

I do what my mom says because I'm a good boy.

In all seriousness, given how many users are depressed cynical doomers she might just be worried about my mental health.

 

[dick brain]

The only reason I haven't told my mom about kiwifarms is because I don't trust her opsec.

 

[SandyCat]

She already uses it. I made the mistake of showing her this place when I was a lurker and now I hear way more than I'd like about the politispergs on this site because of her

 

[DickMain]

She already uses it. I made the mistake of showing her this place when I was a lurker and now I hear way more than I'd like about the politispergs on this site because of her

Is she in any of the dating threads?

 

[glass_houses]

I don't listen to her. I'm not like all those lame-os who always do what their mummies tell them to do. I'm cool. I do what I want, when I want.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Cry throw my toys.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I steal the password to her account.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

My mom is a schizo, I'd tell her to make an account instead... she'd fit right in to the Thunderdome if she could comprehend how to use the internet in the most basic manner a 5 year old can despite showing her 1000 times.

If you made her mad by insulting her she'd scream at the monitor cursing you, so that's fun.

 

[We Are The Witches]

"She doesn't want you to turn into a transphobic..."

 

[Xev]

Tell her to come find me here:
4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee NC 28719

 

[Safir]

My mom is more troonphobic and white supremacist than me. (She wouldn't want me to look at the troon surgery thread, but I mostly stopped because it's a time-waster and I have shit to do.)

 

[Justice Tony]

I'd tell her it's better for me to let this out on an anonymous form than in real life.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I've made every single person physically around me more racist, sexist, homophobic, and antisemitic.

 

[Super Malario]

I've made every single person physically around me more racist, sexist, homophobic, and antisemitic.

 

[dick brain]

I've made every single person physically around me more racist, sexist, homophobic, and antisemitic.

Are you a lesbian black israelite or something?

 

[Forever A Loner]

if my mummy tells me to stop farming, then i kill her.