DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
The last few times he's talked about "spending time together" with Kat he has described it literally as them sitting in the living room while he watches her play garbage while eating goyslop. Why does she want him to watch her play games like some kind of autistic teenage boy? Why is being in the same room together a special occasion? Are the parrots watching too?
Another thought, when was the last time we saw Jasper? I have heard Phil talk to him but haven't actually seen him. Would Kat take Jasper with her if she left? I can't help but speculate since he is reaching levels of "lonely old man desperate to talk to someone" that shouldn't be physically possible at his age. Last night was weird and sad.
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Jasper was on stream this week.

I think it's sad that Phil is too clueless to even fake being a good husband. His stream got cancelled ON HIS ANNIVERSARY, and he could easily have said "I've got the chance, I'm going to spend time with my wife." He could have even lied to the viewers and drank all night and played Champions instead. But he's too dumb to even do that. He just sat on stream, ignored his wife, and begged for money.

Today he's going to call everyone who brings this up an idiot dunce, but he's the bigger idiot for not even knowing how to pretend to be a decent human being and husband.
 
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Pargon said:
I mean to be fair the two groups I’d least want to know anything about my real life are DSP supporters and DSP detractors so

Still his own damn fault; if he’d never introduced Kat but just silently moved her in and everything else was the same no one would ever know he was even in a relationship let alone married, and all the memes and laughter that came with all that he’d never have had to deal with. They could still both be shut-ins subsisting on the Treatler diet just as they are now. But Phil has to simultaneously be living a completely enviable lifestyle without putting in any of the effort to actually achieve anything so he needed to show off his horsecow to the world. Was it worth it, you fat retard?
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You know why that didn't happen. If it wasn't already obvious, his extreme projection on the topic of charity gives it all away. Phil can't stand to do anything just because it's a good thing or for any other reason than to impress people and show off how great/mature/etc he is. I'm amazed he managed to keep his mouth shut about his other pets for so long. It must be killing him that he can't brag and show off what an expensive, amazing child bird he has.
 
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RougeRed said:
You know why that didn't happen. If it wasn't already obvious, his extreme projection on the topic of charity gives it all away. Phil can't stand to do anything just because it's a good thing or for any other reason than to impress people and show off how great/mature/etc he is. I'm amazed he managed to keep his mouth shut about his other pets for so long. It must be killing him that he can't brag and show off what an expensive, amazing child bird he has.
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Someone pointed out that exotic pets are prohibited by his HoA contract, which is why he's probably keeping them a secret.
 
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Ivan Daniloff said:
Not convinced. I think it was birds playing outdoors. Phil had the window open, you’ll recall.
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There are multiple bird sounds over multiple days. And Phil's excuse for the sounds are multi-paragraph prestream style excuses blaming neighbor kids. If it was just an outside bird, he'd comment on it, like he does with the landscapers.

Phil has also lived in the condo for years, and we've only heard bird noises recently. Coincidentally after Phil got $40-50k from the Kino arc that had to get spent.
 
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Lady Adjani said:
Someone pointed out that exotic pets are prohibited by his HoA contract, which is why he's probably keeping them a secret.
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Its such an odd thing to lie about. I guess I can understand not wanting to let it out in the Ahffice. Not because it will run amok but because Jasper would fuck it up (I've lost a few parakeets to a dog).

The most charitable excuse I can think of is that it isn't PHIL's bird. It's Kats bird specifically and she outright told him that she doesn't want him to monetize it. But again why not at least mention it instead of blatantly lying. Another issue I have is that I barely recall hearing the bird before the KC leaks. So this could be a placebo sound as well. Unless this was it?


(2 minutes in)

But thats 5 years ago...
 
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There are multiple bird sounds over multiple days. And Phil's excuse for the sounds are multi-paragraph prestream style excuses blaming neighbor kids. If it was just an outside bird, he'd comment on it, like he does with the landscapers.

Phil has also lived in the condo for years, and we've only heard bird noises recently. Coincidentally after Phil got $40-50k from the Kino arc that had to get spent.
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Remember, Phil has mentioned multiple times that they have a window bird feeder for the outside birds but when a bird can be heard, he screws himself and blames it on the neighbor children.

You'd expect a 43 year old whose entire life is a maze of lies would be better at lying than Phil is. Low effort until the bitter end.

Edit: Phil is currently in a pignosis session, getting the dents prepared for nontent (real quote):
"Okay... soo... I'm excited to return to Minecraft today, but I distinctly remember... okay... and this is why I think people are kind of not understanding up front. The first few times you play Minecraft aren't that interesting, because when you're first starting... what are you doing? You're doing your initial mining, your initial crafting of tools, you're making your house, you're making like-a-uh... a chest to store stuff in, right? You're trying to find food, which is hard to do at first because you don't have anything that's self-sufficient yet...*throat clear* so really it's kind of like... the most... uhhh... well let me put it this way..." And so on and so on and so on and so on.

1000 word essay to preempt the velcro wallets that its going to be boring without ever saying the word boring.
 
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Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
Remember, Phil has mentioned multiple times that they have a window bird feeder for the outside birds but when a bird can be heard, he screws himself and blames it on the neighbor children.

You'd expect a 43 year old whose entire life is a maze of lies, would be better at lying than Phil is. Low effort until the bitter end.
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The thing with pathological liars is they lose track of what lies they tell different people. Or just their lies in general. Been said multiple times that he lies even when the truth would serve him better. I think he even enjoys lying, he was thinks he's smarter than everyone and is manipulating them. Especially with all his dents. He gets off on lying and sweaty men jpegs
 
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Forcing your 2 cucks to pay you for do-nothing streams isn't going to save the channel. Does he really think that that's going to work?

"People like when we just chill and do nothing"

Just because you begged the usual suspects to give you money last night isn't going to magically make the masses want to give you money to sit on your fat ass. Dude is legit going insane.
 
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What is this? Why is he taking so long? Did the alarm guy murder him?

Also, what hermit installs an alarm in a condo inside a gated community?
 
Going on 45 minutes of an empty chair.

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Edit: He lives... "That did not go well at all" -Phil upon return.

Double Edit: "It sounds like they are coming back in again, let me see whats going on".
And.... he's gone.

If you are watching on RawPhil, there is Spanish guitar music playing, where if you are watching on DSPGaming, its dead silence.
 
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