Phil EARNED at least 3 of those codes by buying two adult Happy meals and one real, God's honest Happy meal, because he needed to know what the difference was or something exceptionally retarded. (And that was just his 30% of the fast food order, and not the manatee downstairs).
Of course not, he's living healthier than he ever has. If you can take his word for it...
Why? His audience has been retarded enough to give him $1500 a pop every time to watch him eat slop so far. Why not keep riding that short bus until the wheels fall off.
I remember a few years back he had to have someone visit to test his fire detectors or something? He also turned it into a giant fucking multi-day drama back then too.
It's a 3 minute walk to the front gate. Their new life style change is walking to get the mail everyday, instead of just Khet picking it up from the car on her travels.
You mistake yourself, good sir. Phil would never lie, exaggerate or turn mundane things into multi-day drama in an attempt to constantly live in a state of sympathy from people who observe him.
I see you were writing expansive epics on yours and Phil's delusions for at least 8 years now. I'm almost impressed, if I wasn't so horrified.
BREAKING: DSP has killed himself (in Minecraft).
Because he can't keep expecting retards to buy bird food!
